INTRO
Oh hi,
I DIDN’T KILL MY WIFE! oh Sorry about that. I’m a little sensitive about the subject ever since they sentenced me “TO DEATH” for one possible drunken spouse murder that involved a single gun shot to the gut and maybe a decorative marble-ball love-tap to the head that didn’t even knock her out…cause yeah…I have nothing else on my record other than being an upstanding citizen and respected doctor of this state including but not limited to my work with the generic sounding Children Research Aid Foundation and a Chicago St. Patrick’s Day Leprechaun’s parade amount of character witnesses who think there is no way I did this…but sure…lethal injection sounds about right.
If it could happen to me!! It could happen to any of you! Be afraid law abiding middle aged white guys!! There could be a one armed man out there looking to frame you too! noooo…. tooo…scary…
Anywho, I’ve been hiding out in various locations like every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse running from this psycho Marshall who told me “he didn’t care” when I told him about the whole not killing my wife thing. That pissed me off…So I used my real skills… like high diving off dams, taking public transportation, pilfering clothes, dying my hair one shade lighter, shaving, making fake id’s…. oh and my ultimate skill …. being such a boring white guy that I blend in to any environment even when I am obviously breaking and entering…meh…it’s cool…unless of course I am sitting across from you on the L train where you are reading the news! noooo…that is my kryptonite
Hey Randy! what are you doing? Thinking? Well, think me up a tiny cup of espresso and some of those mini donuts you call don’ettes and put them coconut sprinkles on top will ya… as long as you’re “thinking.” I DIDN’T KILL MY WIFE!
BRIEF
PG-13
1993 ‧ Action/Thriller ‧ 2h 10m
Wrongfully accused of murdering his wife, Richard Kimble (Harrison Ford) escapes from the law in an attempt to find her killer and clear his name. Pursuing him is a team of U.S. marshals led by Deputy Samuel Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones), a determined detective who will not rest until Richard is captured. As Richard leads the team through a series of intricate chases, he discovers the secrets behind his wife’s death and struggles to expose the killer before it is too late.
LINKS
IMDB https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106977/
WIKI https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fugitive_(1993_film)
Rotten Tomatoes https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1046129-fugitive
TRAILER
WHERE TO WATCH
Still Streaming As of Aug 10th, 2022 – Records On : Aug 13th, 2022
Subs (Filmsack preferred)
HBO Max / https://play.hbomax.com/player/urn:hbo:feature:GXBkQ_gMtBVa1lwEAAAPl
MORE Options – https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/th
No Time? Watch Highlight CLIPS instead
The Fugitive (1993) – Like 2 middle aged white guys engaged in a game of hide and seek that takes place in every gas station, residence, men’s only house …. anywho you get the idea. #ChewieWereHome
SHOW NOTES
- It was the one armed man!!
- WB on the HBO…dur.
- Harrison!! Tommy!! Fugitive! …little bitty Selma Ward.
- Oh no…somebody is dying in flashback!
- This music is already great.
- She got a gun!!
- Fade to negatives!
- oh wow…what year was this? Chicago Emergency vehicles are basic as f..
- Harrison is a Wookie!!
- Dr. Richard Kimble…
- She made a 911 call…shortly before midnight? Fundraiser at the 4 seasons earlier for the children…where we have sexy people in bikinis.
- He loaned his car to the guy with the bad golf slice.
- Children Research Aid Foundation…look at all of those happy kids on that poster.
- She was down to her last joke…
- Can you give us a hand with some surgery! Sure thing…my wife…she will wait up for me.
- Milton from office space brought me some coffee.
- Gallbladder busted 54 year old.
- anything unusually…phone calls hang ups.
- Right arm..the one armed man…he have a hook? nope…cosmetic.
- Before or after the fight with the one armed guy.
- We got a gun…we keep it on the side table.
- She scratched me when I was moving her.
- His wife comes from a wealthy family and had a large insurance settlement.
- He had a mechanical arm. He bashed her head and shot her.
- How tall was he…what was the color of his eyes.
- Night of Jan 20th
- Beat her with a ball.
- Took less than 5 minutes for her to die
- She snorted…
- He’s Trying to Kill Me…speak up… he is still here.
- Richard…he’s trying to kill me.
- You will await lethal injection.
- No way does a rich Doctor get sentenced to death for killing his wife for bopping her on the head and shooting her. Nope.
- Yellow or green jumpsuit? Do you get a choice?
- Man, Harrison is so good in this movie.
- We still reading credits 15 minutes later!
- Menard… 20 miles from Menard.
- which is it… 40 minutes away…or almost to the prison.
- He is foaming at the mouth!! Grote!
- What the hell…why was he still trying to shoot the other prisoner?
- Shiv to the gut!
- Is there a doctor on the Prison bus?
- Son of a bitch….out of the prison bus and onto the midnight express.
- Give me a hand? Nope…
- In Train vs Bus….I rule….BUS WINS
- Man…this is from a time when audio in movies was amazing!!
- Did he save that one guard? or did he just toss him out to be run over?
- Chained feet high speed escape from a train…eeek
- He got a hole..
- I don’t give a damn…which way you go…just don’t follow me.
- Hey Copeland…be good.
- You got to get some new boots…and 2 coats.
- he was my partner…I totally grabbed him out.
- Checkpoints at a 15 mile radius.
- Well shit sheriff.
- Wyatt Earp is here…
- Oh wow geez whiz.
- Leg irons with no legs.
- 90 minutes on foot…
- Every Gas Station… hen house… dog house.
- Thank you for coming with me to that charity ball. I know how much you hate those functions, but God, I love looking at you in a tux.
- Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Listen up, ladies and gentlemen! Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles per hour and that gives us a radius of… six miles. What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive’s name is Doctor Richard Kimble. Go get him
- get a fax id to the local hospitals.
- hey Newman! what you doing? Thinking? Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top will ya… as long as you’re thinking.
- Meanwhile at the hospital….where they are Fax-id’ing.
- Wait…so the hospital is the local kinkos?
- If this movie has taught me anything it is that you can find clothes anywhere.
- Mr. Johnson is a thirsty boy and apparently similar is size.
- Eating Mr. Johnson’s
- Every time I look in the mirror pal…except for the beard of course.
- Vascular surgeon.
- Why you yelling at me.
- Where the hell is he going in an ambulance?
- Always avoiding trains.
- Renfro…get your maps out Renfro
- Look on your map if you want to know how to get there.
- No way out of this tunnel man…unless!! … a side door.
- He gopher’ed his way out. We got a gopher.
- Cosmo just bought these shoes.
- Man…were all of the side characters on Seinfeld named after this movie? Newman…Cosmo…
- Tommy took the
- I didn’t kill my wife….I don’t care…that’s not my job answer.
- End of the line….or is it.
- Richard do you want to get shot?
- The guy did a Peter Pan right off the dam right here… Alright, can we go home now?
- Tell them to turn that water off…ahaha…yeah…they are going to stop the water to catch 1 guy who murdered his wife….I don’t think so
- Mud in his eye…gross.
- that guy is fish food. ok. Get a cane pole. catch the fish that ate him.
- sexy flashbacks are the best. Ohh…so he was in the bed making the sexy when they were attacked.
- That man took everything from me!
- He swung his one arm around me.
- You find that man! They are both on the same quest.
- Call those guys in Kentucky and tell them thank you for the dogs.
- This guy loves hanging out around the train tracks.
- yeah…because the lighter shade of hair is what is giving you away.
- Reba is offering a ride…she don’t understand that he KILLED HIS WIFE!
- He got more than 1 man he is after!!
- Oh no…he got your man…carrot top!
- I got your man…! I want out of here.
- Can you hear what I am saying now.. I don’t bargain (whispers)
- Running only makes you look guilty…well…I got the death penalty…yeah…I don’t care.
- Where are you St. Louise…liar!! he is still there.
- He showed up
- Don’t argue with the big dog…the big dog is always right… bark bark bark
- My ear hurts.
- Elevated Train. I want to hear the sound of an Elevated Train.
- Merchandise Mart
- Hi Richard…give me some money!
- How in the hell did he happen to see somebody he knows.
- She was more rich.
- Ahhh the old paper towel to the forehead disguise…works every time.
- Chicago is a small town…how many prosthetics could there be…ohh.
- He is a master clothes and badge access thief
- Richard had lots of friends…most seem to believe him…and he loves trains!!
- Why didn’t they have character witnesses at that trial.
- He is using his doctoring skills…by doctoring those documents!
- There was a man in my house…with a gun…
- His memory seems to be all over the place.
- Them are some noisy cops.
- Apparently he lives in a high crime area. Your baby is a drug dealer lady.
- I am the janitor who comes in the night to search your fake limbs database
- Right Arm… He would have to come have it fixed… Hybrid…
- This guy cleaning the blinds…he is the worst…
- that kid ain’t no kid…
- He can’t resist the siren call of helping kids in need of medical attention.
- Look at the roller skates intern.
- Check the film…
- Who me? The Janitor? But what can I do?
- Eating oranges and making ids
- He made doctor scribbles.
- You stand right there…nope…gone!
- I am the doctor in the night
- Her hair fixes up real nice 2 seconds after quitting time.
- Where you at Desmondo.
- Hey..I couldn’t help but notice you ain’t got no arm!
- ha! Armed robbery…got no right arm…high school reunion indeed.
- St Patty’s day already?
- I am the leprechaun doctor who parades in the day.
- Prisons, Buses, Trains, Hospitals and parades
- Lot of cops in this movie.
- Dye the river green…dye it blue!
- Did he use his real ID?
- Hinky…what does that mean…Hinky… I don’t want you guys using words around me that have no meaning.
- Shit…we might as well talk about something.
- Richard…don’t yell out my name!
- 2 middle aged guys doing a foot race down flights of stairs…better than up I suppose.
- Throw me the whip…I’ll throw you the one arm…
- Always wear layers…easy to shed some….master of disguise big dog.
- Guess I’m moving again.
- He is the white guy who walks in the daylight.
- This guy was a cop!!
- Break into my house and kill my wife…well..I will break in your house and fiddle with your fake arm.
- Hey…this guy knows the same people I know!! LENTZ!
- Devlin McGregor! This guy sponsored the whole thing! Wait…ok…I don’t understand still…
- Good Pediatric Health Care McGregor.
- RDU-90…Lentz drug and sent them over to us.
- Do you remember what I told you in the tunnel.
- Remember what you told me?
- You said…I don’t care. I ain’t trying to solve a puzzle.
- Sykes…ex cop…and clothes horse…whatever that means.
- Is this a trench coat convention?
- I handle security for all the top executives. McGregor
- Find out the name of his pets!
- I found him Chuck.
- Devlin and Lentz…he knew I found out it was causing Liver damage.
- Uh oh…don’t trust Chuck now.
- They killed Lentz last summer?
- Thanks Bones…record keeper.
- August 21st…signed the day he died.
- Don’t let them give you any shit about pony tail.
- Kimble Called Sykes…on the night of his wife’s murder! 1930 hours.
- Hey…is that my face on the cover of that paper?…what the hell…this is the guy…I think I’m going to move. SNITCH! Oh … nevermind…it’s the one armed man…wait…is that train cop the janitor from Scrubs? It is!!
- Hahah…he used the train momentum for a punch…TRAIN MOMENTUM PUNCH!
- I am the cop now.
- “You missed your stop.”
- Fast walk…normal walk…FAST WALK!
- Headed towards Balbo…like Balboa?
- Oh…federal offense! Dropping a gun in a mail box.
- Nothing better than exposing someone during their keynote…how else are you going to get the gasps.
- Now he is the director…cause he is the bad guy!
- The FDA is poised to change everything with Drug Approval
- Provasic! No side effects whatsoever.
- Oh hi…I see you back there.
- You almost got away with it didn’t you.
- Have your desert and coffee.
- You switched the samples…didn’t you.
- You never give up do you…time to use Professional wrestling rules.
- Why Helen?
- I got Kimble on the roof.
- Newman get rid of that helicopter…cause I don’t want to get shot.
- Kimble learned some fight moves in prison….
- Does this guy ever quit?
- Laundry room fight!
- He borrowed your car. He had your keys…
- Either I am lying or I am going to shoot you.
- Saved your life! What was that guys plan? Kill all the Federal Agents?
- They Killed My Wife…
