INTRO
Oh hi Filmsack,
Chronologically, you’re episode 4-0-1 today. Physically, you’re still 400.
No, I didn’t expect us to wake up transformed. I just thought that turning 4-0-1 is so major that we’d wake up with an improved mental state that would show on our faces. All that shows is the fact that we are all out of coffee and 9am liquor.
also, who plans a 4 hundred and first episode on Black Friday during Coverthon. I mean, c’mon, How are we supposed to compete with that. Just look at Ibbott…he’s online shopping right now and sporting at least a negative 4 inches of bod. That’s a hair reference Scott. Took me about 15 minutes to reel that one in. oooh…she’s talking about hair volume!
Anywho,
Our listeners are probably pissed that we haven’t let them wish us a ‘Happy 4-0-1 yet’. Of course they probably f’ing forgot. Too busy down at the WalMart digging through the DVD bin, throwing elbows and kicking shins fighting for the last copy of Pretty in Pink….. Which is where I will be in about an hour and a half. In the dvd bin….not being Pretty in Pink. Though I think I could pull it off.
LINKS
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088128/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixteen_Candles
Sixteen Candles (1984) – Like 4 inches of bod? They are talking about hair volume! I can’t stress that enough. Have you ever touched it? I guess so.
SHOW NOTES
Chronologically, you’re episode 401 today. Physically, you’re still 400.
No, I didn’t expect us to wake up transformed. I just thought that turning 401 is so major that we’d wake up with an improved mental state that would show on our faces. All that shows is the fact that we don’t have any jokes left.
4 inches of bod? She is talking about her hair
They F’ing forgot my birthday
Confidential Quiz
- Have you ever touched it? Almost
- Have you ever done it? I don’t think so
- If you answered “I don’t think so” would you ever if you could? I guess so
The bus.
it’s Dragnet
Time to get the facts ma’am
Don’t have to dance. Just stand there.
The Twilight Zone
even the grandparents do not remember
Inappropriate grandparents are inappropriate grope.
Long Duck Dong. Offensive? They said he is a weird Chinese guy. So he is not a typical Chinese Guy? Named after a Duck’s Dork.
RiceChex
6 months in a row! Love and marriage.
You make someone a bride’s maid and they shit all over you.
yeah…it’s offensive.
We never had a gym dance that was graded. Was that a thing?
Third TV Theme song to introduce a character(s)
always over-aim. Chase after the person you can not have.
There is the awkward and then the overly confident.
The wallflowers agree. You are a dickface. Don’t spaz. It’s going to come online. – A Floppy bet!
Samantha is a dreamer. She refuses to speak up. Even when confronting Ted who is so far over the line the line is a distant memory.
