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The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

This week I sold my first screenplay to Troma Films. Yep! I’m rich! Well, I have pizza money. Now according to the Troma Film Script Naming App, that was recently banned by the US Govt, they are going to title the film “The Many Exploits of Cowboy Chop-Suey Through The Multiverse: There And Back Again 9 Times.” Bravo Troma App. Bravo

Anywho, here is the pitch I gave them:

Cowboy Chop-Suey, born to a Chinese American mother and a bowl of Pinto Beans, thus began life as she was destined to suffer it….going in no direction all at once. A mediocre neurosurgeon, this lawsuit waiting to happen, was tossed to the curb after less than stellar performance at her job.

On the streets, she loitered around China Town learning useful skills such as: finding food by digging through the garbage behind various eateries. Where she discovers a discarded notebook filled with Multiverse theories which she shows to a gathering group of curious raccoons, those disease-ridden back-alley mammals The China Town Trash Pandas.

And now, with her stolen rickshaw covered in bottle rockets lifted from a fireworks stand and ready for an escape to another reality, Cowboy Chop-Suey faces the greatest improbability of her downward spiraling life…

…while below the streets, in the sewer, a group of clowns, mounted on discarded pet alligators, peers from storm drains keeping a gleeful eye on Team Suey’s every move…

There…I made your movie worse. You are welcome!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086856/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Buckaroo_Banzai_Across_the_8th_Dimension

TWITTER

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) – You have exceeded the character limit. Oh…the deuce you say.

SHOW NOTES

  • Which dimension is this?
  • B backwards B
  • 8 dimensions!!
  • Hand me my Casio…time to make some text scroll music
  • Buckaroo Banzai, born to an American mother and a Japanese father, thus began life as he was destined to live it…going in several directions at once. A brilliant neurosurgeon, this restless young man grew quickly dissatisfied with a life devoted solely to medicine. He roamed the planet studying martial arts and particle physics, collecting around him a most eccentric group of friends, those hard-rocking scientists The Hong Kong Cavaliers.
  • And now, with his astounding Jet Car ready for a bold assault on the dimension barrier, Buckaroo Banzai faces the greatest challenge of his turbulent life…
  • …while high above Earth, an alien spacecraft keeps a nervous watch on Team Banzai’s every move…
  • Interesting launch area dialogue. Sounds somewhat authentic without sounding like jabber
  • Part stuntman..part explorer.
  • It’s it hot in this bunker.
  • Brain surgery
  • Can you sing? A little. I can dance. Says Goldblum
  • 500 miles an hour Jalopy…you are gullible General…or is he
  • Ha! His “Remember Them” photo on his dashboard is of himself.
  • Rokit 88
  • Abort Phase 2! No can do!
  • Uhh…Buckaroo…I think you hit a naked inter-dimensional being with your heavily modified Chevy.
  • Oscillation over-thruster
  • Time to brush those teeth!
  • Sound Barrier and then the Dimensional Barrier…just like B backwards B said it would be.
  • We got a crazy person.
  • Hikita saw in 1938.
  • Some shock therapy to remember 1938
  • Lithgow is always entertaining to stare at.
  • His remember them is a woman and child.
  • Lithgow was not going fast enough….Now his head is full of crazy panting and anger.
  • When asked Where he went…. “Vast chasms of hissing swamp, spurts of flame, huge thunderclaps and gurgling rock formations.” – BB
  • Lithium no longer available on credit
  • Surgeon, Test Pilot, Dimensional Traveler, Rock Star
  • Excuse me…is someone out there not having a good time…somebody out there crying in the darkness…can we point it out.
  • Who cares…my name is Penny Pretty.
  • Hey don’t mean…cause remember….no matter where you go…there you are.
  • I’m going to sing this song for you Peggy….Penny.
  • Everybody got a gun.
  • Moon…no Planet 10
  • Mr. John Bigboote…Operator
  • Hot off the World Watch Wire.
  • Criminally Insane Asylums. Prison for womens.
  • Queen of the Netherlands.
  • 30 years ago…his parents died.
  • Pure evil from the 8th Dimesion! Lectroids! Alien bestowed Sight
  • Christopher Lloyd? The next year…Back to the Future
  • Oh…the deuce you say.
  • Yo Yo Dyne
  • BigBooTai
  • Its your hand!
  • Unraveling the world/dimension building in this movie is difficut.
  • Mrs. Johnson. Gear up!
  • Destroy yourself Gaunt! John Valuk is dead…he fell on his head.
  • What’s in the big pink box.
  • Blue Blazer Irregular.
  • 46 Jersey SS requests. Yo You
  • John Smallberries…all Johns
  • War of the World Connection
  • Killer Loogie!
  • Bubble Mask Viewer
  • 8th Dimension is a formless void
  • Stop John Wharfin by sunset or Nuclear War.
  • Why is there a watermelon there?
  • nooo…not Rawhide!
  • The president is in traction.
  • Truncheon Bomber…You You.
  • This situation is explosive over Jersey.
  • Black Letroid.
  • Talking to Brain Cells.
  • User more honey!
  • Nothing personal John Parker.
  • I am scared…I am barely holding my fudge here.
  • Bigbootie…activate your probes
  • Did this movie inspire They Live, Alien Nation? X-Files, Back to the Future…and more.
  • There are MonkeyBoys in the facility
  • John Emdall must die…Lord Whorfin must live…work work work
  • Bukaroo Zaps everyone.
  • Cowboy
  • The Greatest Joy
  • Slow slug of death
  • John Parker take this wheel.
  • It flys like a truck…god…what is a truck?
  • Some ugly Dune Planet looking ships.
  • Thermopod!
  • John Wharfin…destroyed.
  • Scooter saved the day! Ride in the Jet Car.
  • She ded. She charged.
  • So What. Big Deal.
  • Buckaroo Banzai against the World Crime League
  • http://www.figmentfly.com/bb/publicity7a.html#:~:text=Buckaroo%20Banzai%2C%20born%20to%20an,life%20devoted%20solely%20to%20medicine.
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Sixteen Candles (1984) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi Filmsack,

Chronologically, you’re episode 4-0-1 today. Physically, you’re still 400.

No, I didn’t expect us to wake up transformed. I just thought that turning 4-0-1 is so major that we’d wake up with an improved mental state that would show on our faces. All that shows is the fact that we are all out of coffee and 9am liquor.

also, who plans a 4 hundred and first episode on Black Friday during Coverthon. I mean, c’mon, How are we supposed to compete with that.  Just look at Ibbott…he’s online shopping right now and sporting at least a negative 4 inches of bod. That’s a hair reference Scott. Took me about 15 minutes to reel that one in. oooh…she’s talking about hair volume!

Anywho,

Our listeners are probably pissed that we haven’t let them wish us a ‘Happy 4-0-1 yet’. Of course they probably f’ing forgot. Too busy down at the WalMart digging through the DVD bin, throwing elbows and kicking shins fighting for the last copy of Pretty in Pink….. Which is where I will be in about an hour and a half. In the dvd bin….not being Pretty in Pink. Though I think I could pull it off.

 

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088128/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixteen_Candles

TWITTER

Sixteen Candles (1984) – Like 4 inches of bod? They are talking about hair volume! I can’t stress that enough. Have you ever touched it? I guess so.

SHOW NOTES

Chronologically, you’re episode 401 today. Physically, you’re still 400.

No, I didn’t expect us to wake up transformed. I just thought that turning 401 is so major that we’d wake up with an improved mental state that would show on our faces. All that shows is the fact that we don’t have any jokes left.

4 inches of bod? She is talking about her hair

They F’ing forgot my birthday

Confidential Quiz

  1. Have you ever touched it? Almost
  2. Have you ever done it? I don’t think so
  3. If you answered “I don’t think so” would you ever if you could? I guess so

The bus.

it’s Dragnet

Time to get the facts ma’am

Don’t have to dance. Just stand there.

The Twilight Zone

even the grandparents do not remember

Inappropriate grandparents are inappropriate grope.

Long Duck Dong. Offensive? They said he is a weird Chinese guy. So he is not a typical Chinese Guy? Named after a Duck’s Dork.

RiceChex

6 months in a row! Love and marriage.

You make someone a bride’s maid and they shit all over you.

yeah…it’s offensive.

We never had a gym dance that was graded. Was that a thing?

Third TV Theme song to introduce a character(s)

always over-aim. Chase after the person you can not have.

There is the awkward and then the overly confident.

The wallflowers agree. You are a dickface. Don’t spaz. It’s going to come online. – A Floppy bet!

Samantha is a dreamer. She refuses to speak up. Even when confronting Ted who is so far over the line the line is a distant memory.

 

 

 

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The Ice Pirates (1984) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Yes this is 12 year old me calling from 1984 I just wanted to tell the older more experienced me in 2018….do not crap on my favorite things. You just keep your big mouth shut old man…and who are these people you are hanging out with in the future anyway…and where are my best friends Chuck and Amy…we said we would be friends forever and watch The Ice Pirates every day and play D&D every Friday night and drink Jolt Cola until we puked and then do it all over again!

Whatever, I don’t have time for this…The Ice Pirates is starting and we just got something called a “microwave” and I hear it is going to change how we make popcorn forever.

May all you haters end in thirst. Power to the people.

 

 

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Gremlins (1984) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Ok Ok. Kate is 9 now and she is losing her faith in Santa Clause and as her dad and I have to fix that.

So I’ve climbed up here on the roof of our house on Christmas Eve and I am going to shimmy…..down the chimmy…hehe…chimmy…AND deliver these age appropriate Christmas gifts for my darling Kate. Who hates Thanksgiving. Weirdo

Ok ok, Straighten up Santa…time to take inventory.

Let’s see, Weird pet from ChinaTown. Check.

Santa Clause Suit 2 sizes too big from ChristmasTown aka JC Penny. Check.

Belly full of Egg Nog  from Dorry’s Tavern. Check. Check Checkity Check.

Ok, Ho ho ho, Here we go.

*Grunting and squeezing…a little too fat.

Oh, Hey little fellow what are you doing out of your box. Eww and why are you all slimy and gross.

Move you stupid thing you are gonna make me fall and break my neck. Oh no no no

The end. Merry Christmas Kate!