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Sixteen Candles (1984) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi Filmsack,

Chronologically, you’re episode 4-0-1 today. Physically, you’re still 400.

No, I didn’t expect us to wake up transformed. I just thought that turning 4-0-1 is so major that we’d wake up with an improved mental state that would show on our faces. All that shows is the fact that we are all out of coffee and 9am liquor.

also, who plans a 4 hundred and first episode on Black Friday during Coverthon. I mean, c’mon, How are we supposed to compete with that.  Just look at Ibbott…he’s online shopping right now and sporting at least a negative 4 inches of bod. That’s a hair reference Scott. Took me about 15 minutes to reel that one in. oooh…she’s talking about hair volume!

Anywho,

Our listeners are probably pissed that we haven’t let them wish us a ‘Happy 4-0-1 yet’. Of course they probably f’ing forgot. Too busy down at the WalMart digging through the DVD bin, throwing elbows and kicking shins fighting for the last copy of Pretty in Pink….. Which is where I will be in about an hour and a half. In the dvd bin….not being Pretty in Pink. Though I think I could pull it off.

 

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088128/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixteen_Candles

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Sixteen Candles (1984) – Like 4 inches of bod? They are talking about hair volume! I can’t stress that enough. Have you ever touched it? I guess so.

SHOW NOTES

Chronologically, you’re episode 401 today. Physically, you’re still 400.

No, I didn’t expect us to wake up transformed. I just thought that turning 401 is so major that we’d wake up with an improved mental state that would show on our faces. All that shows is the fact that we don’t have any jokes left.

4 inches of bod? She is talking about her hair

They F’ing forgot my birthday

Confidential Quiz

  1. Have you ever touched it? Almost
  2. Have you ever done it? I don’t think so
  3. If you answered “I don’t think so” would you ever if you could? I guess so

The bus.

it’s Dragnet

Time to get the facts ma’am

Don’t have to dance. Just stand there.

The Twilight Zone

even the grandparents do not remember

Inappropriate grandparents are inappropriate grope.

Long Duck Dong. Offensive? They said he is a weird Chinese guy. So he is not a typical Chinese Guy? Named after a Duck’s Dork.

RiceChex

6 months in a row! Love and marriage.

You make someone a bride’s maid and they shit all over you.

yeah…it’s offensive.

We never had a gym dance that was graded. Was that a thing?

Third TV Theme song to introduce a character(s)

always over-aim. Chase after the person you can not have.

There is the awkward and then the overly confident.

The wallflowers agree. You are a dickface. Don’t spaz. It’s going to come online. – A Floppy bet!

Samantha is a dreamer. She refuses to speak up. Even when confronting Ted who is so far over the line the line is a distant memory.

 

 

 

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The Ice Pirates (1984) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Yes this is 12 year old me calling from 1984 I just wanted to tell the older more experienced me in 2018….do not crap on my favorite things. You just keep your big mouth shut old man…and who are these people you are hanging out with in the future anyway…and where are my best friends Chuck and Amy…we said we would be friends forever and watch The Ice Pirates every day and play D&D every Friday night and drink Jolt Cola until we puked and then do it all over again!

Whatever, I don’t have time for this…The Ice Pirates is starting and we just got something called a “microwave” and I hear it is going to change how we make popcorn forever.

May all you haters end in thirst. Power to the people.

 

 

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Gremlins (1984) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Ok Ok. Kate is 9 now and she is losing her faith in Santa Clause and as her dad and I have to fix that.

So I’ve climbed up here on the roof of our house on Christmas Eve and I am going to shimmy…..down the chimmy…hehe…chimmy…AND deliver these age appropriate Christmas gifts for my darling Kate. Who hates Thanksgiving. Weirdo

Ok ok, Straighten up Santa…time to take inventory.

Let’s see, Weird pet from ChinaTown. Check.

Santa Clause Suit 2 sizes too big from ChristmasTown aka JC Penny. Check.

Belly full of Egg Nog  from Dorry’s Tavern. Check. Check Checkity Check.

Ok, Ho ho ho, Here we go.

*Grunting and squeezing…a little too fat.

Oh, Hey little fellow what are you doing out of your box. Eww and why are you all slimy and gross.

Move you stupid thing you are gonna make me fall and break my neck. Oh no no no

The end. Merry Christmas Kate!