On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) – Filmsack Show Notes

Rated: PG
1969 ‧ Action/Adventure ‧ 2h 20m

LINKS

IMDB – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064757/

WIKIPEDIA – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Her_Majesty%27s_Secret_Service_(film)

Rotten Tomatoes – https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/on_her_majestys_secret_service

TVTropes – https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/OnHerMajestysSecretService

WHERE TO WATCH

HBO Max Max – https://play.max.com/movie/24b6c501-13d8-4964-99e1-fbe653f8631f

MORE WAYS TO WATCH – https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/007-on-her-majestys-secret-service

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) – More of a fighter than a lover. Hey, Is that radioactive lint in your pocket or are you just having a slight stiffness coming on? #69dude #nice

SHOW NOTES

• Bond… Lazenby Bond.
• Fastest Bond to date on the turn and shoot intro.
• Universal Exports (London!)
• Miniaturization. Radioactive lint.
• Number 10 is making ugly noises.
• We always losing track of bond… he in Cairo.
• This is some of the best in car stuff so far.
• Get a close up of my cigarette smoking. Closer! too closer for comfort!
• Let me SCOPE this out…
• Just going to walk out into the ocean and die… not so fast!! I am going to drive down there to save you…but first… 
• Interesting pacing on the editing and some gorgeous framing for the shots.
• Mr. Don’t Move…
• Beach fight!! Beach Fight.
• The fight choreography is more athletic than in the past.. and a much more serious tone.
• We call this is the Beach Buggy… good for traveling from the road to the beach.
• Ha! “This never happened to the other fella”
• Bond Girl’s and Bond Villians greatest moments in a martini or hour glass with some silhouette stuff.
• A score for the intro
• Does that red cougar belong to a lady?
• We had a cancellation…. we can look out for your special needs.
• Hotel and Gambling
• Card Paddle!
• Somebody get a light on those boobs.
• Me… oh… I don’t have money.. I’m just pretty.
• Why do you persist on rescuing me.
• People who want to stay alive play it safe.
• That guy punches hard. 
• The new bond… more of a fighter than a lover.
• I’ll leave you to tidy up. Mmm… fish eggs and crackers. Guess I got lucky afterall.
• Frilly shirt.
• I seem to be accident prone. Suppose I were to kill you?
• Contessa / Tracy is more saucy then the usual bond girl.
• So you know your perfumes… what else do you know.
• The woman you just bought.
• Would you like to talk about it.
• All you need to know about me is I repay my debts… with kisses and the sex!!
• Meanwhile… in the “I can see the pool from here” suite.
• She left him… he is used to doing the leaving. 
• Ohhh… she paid him in real currency in the side table. Cause he is the bond girl.
• Mr. Bond… you forgot something.
• Mystery Tour ‘eh.
• The mmm knife guy. Mmmm..
• Meanwhile down at the docks.
• Whistling janitor
• His punches are explosive.
• Do not kill me Mr. Bond… at least not until we have had a drink.
• I see you know me.
• Martini by Sherry.
• Bond always knows them. This time they know him.
• Tracy’s Dad… Rather like those women heading into the desert for shakes? sheiks?
• Cigarette? No thanks.. got my own.
• I gave Tracy too much… she is a bad girl.
• I have been informed of what you have done for my daughter… everything… oooh yes… even that.
• She needs a psychiatrist… no.. she needs a man.
• Listen to me… on the day you marry her… I will give you 1 million pounds… Stupido!!
• Draco Daddy.
• Where is Blofeld… now I would date your daughter for that.
• Next week is my birthday… 
• Let’s say I will sleep on the idea… to her daddy!!
• Same old James … brute. Same old Money Penny
• Wasted 2 years on Blofeld. 
• That was the shortest.
• Sir I have the honor to request my resignation… tell that monument in there.
• He has a string board.
• Does 007 have an office? He has a drawer of gadgets.
• Sorry ma’am. Salute.
• James bond here…
• Request granted… not even with regret. 2 weeks leave… durn you Money Penny… They were both in on it.
• Mr. Bond and I have already met. 
• You must give me the name of your oculist.
• Papa’ar is up to something.
• This is less Bull Fighting and more Bull Harrassment.
• She is playing her Papa’ar like a fiddle.
• Gumball… in Switzerland.
• Tracy… don’t leave.. I’m in my riding pants.
• I was always taught… 
• Ahhh hell yeah…  now we talking. Louise Armstrong love stroll.
• Let’s stare at dear ole papa’ar in the back of the car. Be careful what you wish for.
• Just keep my Martini cool
• Gumbold will be back in an hour. Unless he forgets something.. oh.. that was close.
• Special Bucket delivery… cause computer’s based crackers were big in 1969… take an hour.
• She is so much better.
• He has to treat her like a lady… cause her father is involved.
• Ohhh Playboy! Durn efficient safe cracking slash copy machine. Could do all of this with a phone today.
• Return to Bucket.
• Hey… did you take the centerfold from my magazine? Some whacking material.. this is serious.
• I know everything… including butterflies.
• Photostatic copy.
• Commander Bond is a studious gentleman.
• “The World is not Enough.” Our family motto.
• The matter is of national importance.
• I want to do some brass rubbings anyway.
• Not suspicious..
• No earlobes? 
• The blond helper..
• Oh goody… tourists.
• Now… up into the alps. Let’s see if your VW can follow us now..
• Knock out your pipe.
• That is Avalanche Damage… in case you were wondering.
• You enjoy the skiing or the bob sledding. I am not much into sport. Do you feel the air sickness?
• Allergen research… way up on top of the mountain.
• I will be glad to get my feet on the ground… not ground… ice.
• That is quite a bit of security to Allergy Research.
• Spies from the chemical companies.
• Provide him with the usual comforts… then take him to number 4.
• in the alpine room. Should we say 7 o’clock
• I will wear my best man dress.
• Come meet our patients… all hot ladies.
• Genealogist. Old people’s doctor. She almost said Gynecologist.
• We do not use surnames here.
• All the ladies had food allergies?
• Are we making love to these plates of food?
• Not sure what the hell is going on with all this eating by ladies.
• He is boring them to death with his genealogy stories.
• I brought a book on gold balls… my crest has 4 balls… want to see it?
• Writing a note on your inner thigh with lipstick. Just a little stiff coming on.
• May all of your allergies be swiftly cured.
• Of course I know what he is allergic to.
• Blue Light Zapper!
• To begin with … no earlobes!
• I am the reigning Count.
• The cure is not entirely psychological.
• Augsburg .. of the Bleuchamp.
• 8.. is my room number…and I wrote it huge!
• This door is shocking… bazzzt.
• I will just have to erase this problem
• MacGyver Bond.
• Hello number 8. Sir Henry… The illustrated book. 
• You are funny pretending to not like girls.
• Call me Hilly… Ruby Bartlett.
• Do we have to talk about that now.
• haha… it’s true… you do have 4 balls.
• I have a terrible allergy to chickens… 
• He found him a talker.
• Oh Hilly… 
• Oh bother…it is part of the cure.
• Cassette Number 8 please.
• Do you remember when you first came here… how you hated chickens. Your cure is nearly done… love your chickens. Number 8. And so you will go home… but one more thing. How to give them special care… I will tell you when… and I will tell you how… and then you will forget it forever.
• I used a fingernail file.
• Where did I put the book… oh yeah… no lights… cause then you will see the lipstick.
• Usually I don’t. But you aren’t usual…
• From one bed to the next.
• He is a Blonde Bond Looker
• Forbidden. Private. Closed.
• We only take on the youngest and hottest of allergy sufferers.
• His secret identity is pretty lame.
• We have certain rules that must be observed.
• Director or count.
• College of Arms is well payed.
• Come now… enough curling for today… it is time for our massage.
• Work is really piling up… he is talking about the sex.
• Now he is using a fingernail file.
• Fraueline!! What a weird knock out hit.
• No Mr. Bond.
• Cutting off your earlobes!!
• Meanwhile over Christmas.
• The scientific means to control the world.
• That disagreeable outbreak of foot and mouth disease.
• Allergy Vaccines… oh great… 
• Pharmaceutical Warfare
• A small sample of the Omega Virus.
• Special “Angels of Death”… Those girls… and many more like them.
• I mean what I say…and I will do as I claim.
• They locked him up in the gear box
• Time to time the count.
• Your going away present.
• It has been so nice to cure you.
• Pocket gloves!
• The Eggnog was spiked!
• Spike Nog.
• That is one busy lift.
• and now you are going on a journey… but first you must rest for a while. and now you can open your eyes… open your present.
• Almost got smashed fingers…that was a pretty intense moment.
• Blowfeld’s downfall… not enough imagination.
• My may use anything but the atomizer… that I will tell you when.
• 11 at night.. open the compact.. I will tell you when. I will tell you how.
• Hypnotized by Telly Savalas through your compact every night.
• Coat of arms at the security desk.
• Is this a Christmas movie?
• The great-Ski Escape.
• Even Blowfeld is getting in on the night skiing action
• Bond.. not the strongest skier.
• now.. 1 ski!!
• haha.. guy who flew into the tree called an idiot by his boss.
• Ski Shooting.
• Now who is the idiot? haha.. holy hell that was a long fall.
• This bond having to choke people out.
• Merry Christmas Small Alps town Grand Ice Carnival.
• You know Santa Gets Around… Durn Laughing Polar Bear Photographer
• Tracy is here to save you… 
• Darling. There are people following me.
• Damnit. she is going to get shot for sure… with all of those explosions going off.
• I wouldn’t go banco on that.
• Nearest post office to contact the agency.
• Thank you Tracy.
• Drive by! .. JAMES!
• Good lord this movie just keeps going.
• oh no. Kiss of death.. Good Girl.
• Do you think he saw me… I would say yes.
• Bond is rescued by the girl.
• Turn left…that crowd might discourage them.
• Proving lady drivers gonna drive .
• I think your car is racing in the wrong class… boy this little Swiss Alps town is one happening place.
• They do realize the track is a circle right?  How do we get out?
• I hope my big end will stand up to this.
• Does this race not have a red flag for accidents… oh.. there they are.
• When didn’t even stop for the prize.
• Her running from the car explosion screaming was pretty great.
• Looks like we are going for a walk in this blizzard.
• James Bond always does well with the horse barn ladies.
• He is going to quit his job and marry her… This won’t end well.
• A roll in the hay. 
• Mr. and Mrs. James Bond.
• He will never find another woman like her again.
• Good night Tracy. Good Night James.
• It’s not new year yet.
• This is a lot of skiing.. It’s all downhill from here.
• oh man. Bloody snow… he had lots of guts.
• Avalanche! Danger..
• He sent his people on… but he intended to AVALANCHE!!
• Boom goes the avalanche.
• Snow covered henchmen.
• Telly is quite pleased with himself.
• Amnesty for all crimes… and his title.
• A very curious thing Snobbery.
• Without Blowfelds voice.
• Operation Bedlam is dead.
• Teresa..
• Bring me the girl.
• I am already a countess.
• I repeat A Mercy Flight.
• Take me to the Alpine room.
• Telly no lobes.
• Red Cross Helicopters.. that is a war crime.
• Look to the girl…but be careful… she slices and dices.
• Bond is a belly flopper…
• She can take care of herself.
• Orange vs White.
• Guns make me nervous.
• Those vials of stuff.. are Shaken… not stirred.
• Where in the world are Blowfeld’s Babes?
• We about to blow this place… in 5 minutes.
• He knows the schedule.
• Spare the rod and spoil the child… just knocked her out.
• That was at  least 5 seconds after the countdown.
• a couple of cool runnings.
• This is James Bond Winter Olympics.
• Blowfeld almost died from trying to hold a grenade in his mouth.
• Helmet brake.
• Holy shit.
• He’s branched off… man.. the one liners.. Blowfeld met a sad end.
• Go get the Brandy Cujo.
• James Bond get married.
• I never got any closure on what he did with that playboy centerfold.
• Poor old Money Penny.
• Now the good  guys are married to the bad guys.
• Here Money Penny… take my hat. Good bye.
• Another drive-by. Blowfeld in his neck brace. Does no one check the dead around here?
• It quite all right. She’s just having a rest. There’s no hurry you see. We have all the time in the world.
• That is some bull stank.

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