INTRO
Oh hi,
Danger Scott Johnson. Danger.
Brian doesn’t think he wants to live in a future where robots refer to themselves in the third person and announce every directive, program and subroutine. Robot powering on. Robot defragging. Robot rebooting.
What if robots today announced what they were doing while they were doing it. “Roomba is cleaning Johnson house. Roomba is sucking a lot of Chili-Cheese Fritos. Roomba does not think this is a normal amount of Chilli-Cheese Frito debris. Please kill Roomba.”
and what’s up with the Robot trash talk. When Joey attacks Robbie he exclaims. “That was a mistake!”?
Who wrote the re-programming for Robot…Joey Image? “That was a mistake brother…Can you smell what the Robot is cooking?”
Brian powering down. Boop
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LINKS
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_in_Space_(film)
Lost In Space (1998) – Like an ass sack of baby space spiders. Yep. An Ass Sack Of Baby Space Spiders. Danger
NOTES
After the countries of the world stop fighting
United Global Space Force
Drinking water and clean air
Hypergate
The Global Sedition
Launch ourselves into the blackness of space.
Did they just have a Jetson noise on that ship?
Transport. 2 blips in your shadow…ooooh…there it is.
Terrorist! Space Terrorist!
Mutant Suicide Squad. A lot going on here…
Also…A ship made of Gerbels
This bad guy looks like borg. Gen-Techs
Trope – Where is my wingman? I been hit.
Why are they flying bubble gum machines.
“Does this mean we are going steady? You aren’t getting out of buying beers that easy.” That is some bad dialogue
Jupiter Mission
The SGI & Army
Alpha Prime!
Dewey!
Dewey is a bad kid. Hey…this kid ain’t Dewey. I thought that for years. 19 years.
Smart kid causing trouble at school
Penny Vision Digital Diary. Why do we not have this. But man…talk about foreseeing the selfie generation.
Captain Daniels has the flu! The flu…always keeping astronauts from going on space missions.
There is another group headed to Alpha Prime
So that’s a no to family dinner?
“Apology video for Will” – How does that sound? “Super sorry kid.”
“Where is my money!?”
Awkward Le Blanc
Recycling Technology promise is a lie! We are screwed!
They are in a race with Global Sedition. Cold war space race to Alpha Prime. Apparently we are the west still.
The bad guys gave the captain a virus.
Bad Dr. Smith joke ends with a door bell.
Jeb Walker would be perfect…don’t sell Jeb out.
“These tube will be perfect or this ship will not launch.”
Talented older daughter. Brilliant youngest kid. Middle Child..typical teenager.
Tupperware parties in 2050?
I need a space cake. Made with space batter.
Robot is online. Robot is offline. Robot so fine.
Fat head hologram. I hope the future of holograms is Giant Heads.
So their whole plan to kill him was contingent that he would not try to remove the bad Ziggy device from his suit?
Hey! We built a thing…in the top of this building.
Who made those uniforms? They are kind of form fitting…feels a little too close to bat nipples costuming.
Hard to take Le Blanc serious.
I think Le Blanc could have been an action hero. What other action roles could Joey have tackled?
Stasis in movies. Is that how Stasis would really work? What’s the science here?
Up is go…on your command…I am cool man…that is part of the job…sounding like a radio guy.
“and the monkey flips the switch” – Major
I see even in 2050 we like making space junk. Poof…you made a lot more ship than we need.
“Taking the family camper on an interstellar road trip”
The Statis conundrum. Do you all go to sleep? Is 10 years really a reason.
What kind of robot announces it’s program. I mean I love it…but it’s kind of stupid. Executing Program. Empty Trash. Defragging. Shutting Down.
What if all robots announced what they were doing while they were doing it. “Roomba is cleaning room. Roomba is sucking dirt. Roomba is turning.”
Forgot about Oldman and LeBlanc being on friends episode where he is the actor who spits for effect
Robot trash talk. “That was a mistake!” Who wrote the re-programming for Robbie…a wrestler.. “That was a mistake brother…Can you smell what the Robbie is cooking?” Who wrote the robot wrester subroutine?
Us humans typically place robots kill switched in the neck.
DESTROY! DESTROY! (echo “Destroy” goto line 1)
“Robot return to docking back and power down…also, stop being a dick.”
That is one serious barber chair. In what scenario would you need a chair like that that extends to the ceiling.
Can’t get Judy out. She got a big old booty and it is frozen to her statsis bed.
Penny…Precious…Penny….
Either that uniform sucks or it does not. Can you do CPR over it? if you can…it sucks for protection. If you cannot..then take it off.
For a professor he is kind of dumb…”we are way off course.”
Trope: If you can’t pull away…go through…or slingshot around.
Time floaty freeze…jump!
Anywhere…but here…you got to go!
Plot Twist! Lost….wait for it…in…. Space?
ohh…what’s that? A Battle Scar…. nope…a tattoo…apparently Tattoo removal procedures still suck in the future. Better to do a cover up.
She don’t know how tattoos work. She thinks you can cover them with magic marker.
“Some lucky little nerd you left behind.”
Anomoly in progress! A hole in space…and where does it lead?
“I’ll wait later.” I’ll wait to wait.
Joey shows up… “if this is a dream…why can’t there be more girls.”
United Global Spaceforce…UGS
Penny has the hots for Major West.
“Ta Ta…have a wonderful trip.” – The Doctor.
Will hacked into his cpu to scare his dad. “Hey dad! Remember that time Robot nearly killed us all…Destroy Destroy…ha ha ha…good times.” – Will totally not looking for attention.
Robot jump scare.
Now he is just a droid and no longer a robot. You castrated Robbie’s AI.
I do not like it when Evil is aware that it is Evil. I prefer the oblivious evil. “Oh…I’m the evil one…bummer.”
A future ship piloted by Majors old wingman.
Smith is always messing with robots.
Would love to know all the names that Dr. Smith calls the robot.
Major discovered a space monkey.
What kind of Alien ship has spiders and monkeys
Banana Beef. is that a joke about the custard Rachael made in friends.
I would be concerned if Monkey likes Banana Beef.
“I don’t like the sound of that sound”
Robbie Robot says “Mom says get the hell out of there.”
Controls are too slow…gonna need me some holographic interface.
“ewww…they eat their wounded.” – Will
is there anything worse than Space Spiders?
“A million bucks of weaponry and I would trade it all for a lousy can of Raid.” – Commander
Spider scratch…that ain’t gonna be good.
“Save him! Of course…I’ll put it on a cd-rom! The technology of the future!”
A fast DNA reader….that would be cool.
mmmm…heat…
Major is not good at waiting.
Doctor. Professor. Major. Children. Wife.
As humans…we are always crash landing on habitable planets.
The pod and chariot are scrap metal.
Wife says go for the pissing contest. Has anything ever been solved in a pissing contest…and what are the rules? How do you win?
Technology of the future looks like technology of the past when you get to the insides.
Let’s name the space monkey Blarp…that sounds like a girls name.
Smith has always been good at causing dissent.
“Sarcasm is the recourse of a feeble mind.” -Major
Porky Pig and Bugs Bunny are future past things. Along with Raid, Tupperware, baseball and bad chicken jokes.
Joey always needs the sex.
Men are from Penis and Women are from the Kitchen
Goodnight montage. Thanks John Boy.
Time for plot 2.
Did Joey just take her water?
Time travel is impossible…nope…improbable.
Son. Stick your Flights Of Fancy.
Robinson S17863-3-d
https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&q=S17863-3-d&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
“Drama Bot..can not locate motor control.”
“Warm fuzzy feeling when I think about Baseball.”
“Listening to your heart instead of your mind. Put that in your memory banks.”
“Two moons and a crater the size of Miami.” – Major
No…the question is not where are we…but when!
Robbie!
“Why did the robot cross the road? because he was carbon bonded to the chicken.”
I am confused. You use the same “lock” / “unlock” voice commands for gun safety’s and doors? That could cause a problem.
It’s just like stepping between 2 rooms..except you get hit in the face
Billy…Kissing….Billy…Kissing….Popcorn…Kissing.
Middle Aged Will is bitter Will.
I’m both proud and scared of you right now Will.
Dr. Smith is so aware of his evil and monsterness.
Meanwhile on Level Q…we are making a time machine.
Dr. Spider Smith is very Dark Crystal. Love how he moves in that robe. Also, where did he find all that black robe material?
Robot has no heart!
Back off…Robot got this!
So robot can not do first person? He always has to refer to himself in the 3rd person?
Let’s forget the past Will…
Dr. Spider Smith has a back sack of baby spiders.
Will was saved by Grandpa’s dog tags.
We got to go through! It’s the only answer!
