INTRO
Oh hi,
This week on Filmsack we Hollow out enough of our logical science brains to head over to HBO Max to watch this SciFi/Horror Bacon, Thanos, Babysitting Adventure, Save the Cheerleader flick from the year 2000 before it disappears. Wait, did I just see a reverse bacon cheeseburger? flame broiled.
Anywho, Inspired by this week’s movie, I picked up some Oil of Olay vanishing cream and stuck it in the microwave for about 30 seconds and then injected that into my arm and now I am invisible…take that 8th grade science teacher…I’m MacGyvering the hell out of this science shit.
Alight, so I got my “if I am ever naked and invisible” checklist ready. Up first is…sneak a peak at some boobies like a creep cause…who would know… next up is… locate and look at boobs I never got to see cause … nobody will knows … and then … yep… this whole list is just boob stuff. So I best get to peeling my butt off this leather seat and get to boobing.
Randy, ..that is not how you eat a twinkie…Randy…stop it.
BRIEF
After years of experimentation, brilliant but arrogant scientist Sebastian Caine has discovered a way to make matter invisible. Determined to achieve the ultimate breakthrough, Caine pushes his team to move to the next phase – using himself as the subject. The test is a success, but when the process can’t be reversed, Caine seems doomed to a future without flesh.
LINKS
IMDB – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0164052/
WIKIPEDIA – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollow_Man
Rotten Tomatoes – https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/hollow_man
TVTropes – https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/HollowMan
WHERE TO WATCH
HBO MAX – https://play.hbomax.com/player/urn:hbo:feature:GYGazvgodHqmulwEAAAEd
MORE WAYS TO WATCH – https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hollow-man-1
TRAILER/CLIPS
Hollow Man (2000) – Did you ever hear the one about Superman and Wonder Woman? I didn’t think it would hurt so much. #WomenCanSleepThroughAnything thanks ibbott
SHOW NOTES
- Just like me…A Hollow Man
- I didn’t think it would hurt so much.
- Meanwhile down at the molecular level.
- Floaters!
- Love this music…very much a think of the year 2000. Jerry Goldsmith!
- In case you can’t read this Cell Font…here it is in arial.
- Oh no…trapped like a rat! WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS!! BLOOD TEFF
- No one has ever picked up a twinkie like that and bit it’s Twinkie head off.
- Damnit…my 3d model didn’t work…but this lady in the window across the street…she is working it… damnit…Up all night to get yucky.
- Look up…you should be working.
- Wait…but what if I…nooo…could it be that easy…tiptity tappity…it is stable!! I am a god damn genius…let me wake somebody up.
- Davinci never slept…he said it was a waste of time.
- We used to be a thing.
- I cracked it…The usual…Coffee and Twinkies.
- He cracked Reversion..when…while we were sleeping.
- Maybe we should take our own cars.
- I was made to fly..and you were made to fly…but I also was made to fly.
- He is a rock star scientist…all the rock star scientists!
- isabelle the invisible pissed off gorilla…
- Ok…super easy…just put on thermal goggles.. easily solved.
- How dumb can one guy be…invisi gorilla and you going to go in by yourself to give her a shot.
- Ten Bucks Says I nail her first…like the lady…
- Invisible makes you angry.
- Bet 10 bucks.
- How come when you say “Yes sir” it sounds like “F you.”
- He’s everything you are not.
- god has spoken…you’re not god…I am… sorry chief.
- Phase-Shift for 126 hours.
- Spray and pop that vein…vein is prepped. prepping vein…
- It is her heart…see…you can see it…
- PADDLES! Hit her…again…keep…doing it. ok…phew…good…
- Stabilizing.
- Quantum shifting.
- I’m not running a zoo…Let’s cut her up…take a look at that brain.
- Can’t be concerned with the details…need the grandeur.
- We had some good times.
- We should invent time travel..go back in time.
- Gorilla…then dog…whats it like
- 4 years ago…phase out of quantum … phase out…no problem..phase back..that hard.
- We did it…nah…we are close…just more time.
- You genius will cease to impress me.
- I wasn’t ready to tell them yet…the pentagon.
- May be their project…it is my dream…my vision.
- Time for Phase 3. Human trials.
- I volunteer…stay shifted for 3 days…then reversion.
- Can we talk about it later..I’m trying to make love to you.
- Is about who is going to be on top.
- The concept of Sebastian is much more appealing than Sebastian.
- The one about superman and wonder woman…I mean she is lying there…spread eagle…fast pumping…faster than a speeding bullet. The invisible man says…I don’t know…but my asshole is killing me…come on man…that’s funny.
- Ladies please, this is science.
- If I die…pretend like I said something deep and clever.
- Give me that…I’m injecting this.
- My arm is starting to get warm…its starting to tingle…now it is down in my dingle…tingle my dingle.
- Shit…it’s tearing me….Christ…I didn’t think it would hurt this much.
- That hair poofed away.
- He’s going to shift.
- You did it…you are the first.
- Slept the first 17 hours of his phase shift.
- At the mirror looking at myself…or not looking at myself.
- He may be invisible…but I still know his dingle is out.
- Worst game of Marco Polo ever.
- Infrared dingle
- So what happened to inviso dog?
- How will you use your inviso powers?
- First thing you do is molest a boobie.
- Hard to sleep when you can’t close your eyes…but the light is not refracting…so how does that work?
- Are you looking at me?
- I can’t even take a piss without my goggles on.
- Always joking that he is a god.
- Anyone notice what an ass indent this leather chair has?
- Gaslighting.
- Can you guess what this is? nope…nope.
- Well that didn’t work…look like I am hollow for a bit longer.
- How about a face mold.
- Jeebus…cutting close to my eyes…nope.
- Just going to type up some stuff that moves the graphics around.
- I can’t figure out the b and c of it.
- Even my puke is invisible.
- 10 days of phase shift…don’t ever tell me about how hard you have it.
- Had enough boobs? No? How about some magazine boobs.
- I just changed the rules.
- A ride in my Porsche and some screaming music…oh…and freak out a few kids…yeaaah…now I feel better.
- He could be anywhere…like his house.
- No one eats Twinkies like that…has Kevin Bacon ever even ate a Twinkie.
- All that lady does is come home and undress….it is her whole job.
- Being invisible makes you horny.
- Don’t even think about it…whose gonna know?
- muhaha…I’m in your house!!
- This should be called…I like boobies so much I became invisible so I could see more boobies.
- Shit…he shed his skin.
- How I became invisible so I could become a sexual predator.
- Sebastian…why did you have to go into public.
- Try me.
- Next time you do inventory…get me an exercise wheel.
- How’d that feel? I liked it.
- Remember the b and c…I think I have it.
- 95%… full quantum cascade. A steaming pile of flesh.
- 95% not even worth my time.
- DaVinci never slept.
- Don’t worry doggie…nobody is going to hurt you…SMASH!
- He killed a dog with his bare hands.
- So why are they not wearing goggles right now. Like all the time…Problem solved.
- Bad enough to wake a few generals.
- It’s a unix system
- They know about you…
- It is amazing what you can do when you don’t have to look at yourself in the morning.
- Janice…the only smart one got sucker punched.
- Stay together…put on the goggles.
- Oh my god…that Carter death…made him stronger as well…we got a real Alien situation going on…monitor the corridors…locked in with me.
- I’m losing resolution.
- He’s pumping out heat.
- Just remember…he is fighting naked in the steam.
- He’s going to ok…no..no he is not.
- We should wait for the others…you are already dead.
- Blood blood everywhere.
- oh man…so naked…so bloody.
- I have always admired your feistyness
- He wouldve died…he’s dead.
- Oh that is a lot of blood…wait…let me do the fire extinguisher thing.
- Just bust the shit out of that a/c unit…break the fans.
- This movie requires these morons to follow the rules.
- Hold on…just let me put on my flesh mask and draw on the eyebrows.
- Hello face.
- ouch…frozen tears…
- Not going to die in here…we gonna MacGyver this shit.
- Hold up…we about to science this shit.
- Light up this hobo fireplace and slip slip slide on the donor blood. I’ll be back…I promise.
- “You think you are god. I will show you god.”
- So phasing out makes you a super human.
- Nitro…let’s go!!
- Can you climb…do I have a choice?
- These people are not bothered with damage.
- Elevator going up!
- Damn…this movie went from scary Hollow man to Scary Elevator murder.
- How the fuck are you still alive..
- haha…you can see the dangly bacon bits in his slim goodbody mode.
- One last kiss for old times sake
- I bet he is some burnt bacon.
- That heat would be rising up.
- Oh my god…not anymore.
- I thought I saw a reverse bacon cheeseburger.
