INTRO
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The following intro is rated PG-13 for some naughty language and spicy suggestive imagery. Therefore: Parental Guidance for Children under 13 is advised.
Join us now for the adventures of Captain Asshole and Mrs Crazy: Apart they are unstoppable. Together they are weaker than a couple of new born puppies at their doggy momma’s throbbing 8 teets! GROSS
So if you find yourself in over your head and faced with the the prospect of mortal danger, for the love of the old gods, don’t call Asshole and Crazy, especially by name or you may find yourself on the back end of an unfortunate human centipede! Hey! That’s 2 movie references in one! Maybe you have seen one but not the other. That’s ok! I’m not here to judge you but you’re a terrible person.
and now 4 guys in a van listening to a podcast about rave music. Randy
LINKS
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0448157/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hancock_(film)
Hancock (2008) – Get your head out of his ass and watch this movie. I’m not here to judge you but you’re a terrible person. Good Job
SHOW NOTES
- Hey is this that movie with the Super Hero who is no good at his job?
- Reminder there was a time when it was a weekly event to watch a SUV chase.
- What Boy? What…you want a cookie? It’s Brick!
- Hancock on the bench.
- Asshole is his name? or Hancock.
- How he have a big ole scar on his leg?
- Move. Get out the way. Move. Luda! Onyx?
- Hero of destruction. Up Up and Blowed away.
- 3 guys in a car…rave music
- He just threaten them with a human centipede…him being the head
- Fred Flintstones this thing.
- 9 Million dollars for damage
- Publicity shy
- So is he alcohol resistant.
- Bono
- All Heart symbol
- A good hearted PR guy and a superhero with a PR problem
- Save the world
- What is it, National horn day
- You could have went straight up. Obviously, you should have flown straight up.
- Thank you Hancock. Never hears that.
- Meatballs!
- Thursday is Spaghetti Madness for years.
- Stopping by…eating meatballs…drink some whiskey…hit the head.
- Hancock is not a people person.
- Ray sees the good in everybody.
- She knows this kind of guy…he breaks things…also, he sits on your house at night and listens to your convesations.
- In a Trailer by the sea with a drum set.
- He likes eagles! Eagle hat…eagle necklace.
- Frankenstein ticket and dollar! Memories. I’m not a monster.
- Hancock’s landings and take offs are a little rough
- Michael is french. “Call me Asshole….one more time” Thickness/Goggles.
- Interface with the public…
- Everybody loves a Nutty Buddy….
- Tossing whales…
- Everyone calls him an asshole.
- These generic comics are terrible.
- She watches the news…a lot…Nancy Grace!
- Hancock share..pass
- landing…is your handshake
- “Good Job…” Hancock. Gooood
- Day 5 of increase of crime by 30%
- She is falling for the bad boy
- How to be a person Hancock.
- 2 weeks…nobody is missing me.
- Moment of decision. In or out.
- “I’m Hancock and I drink and stuff.” Thanks for sharing.
- Shaving with your fingernails…gross.
- Good Job. Really…Good Job.
- Some kind of detonator thing.
- Don’t call him asshole.
- Slow clap. No..You good job.
- Like a Hancock Handshake…no a Hancock Smile.
- All the food in this movie are balls and strings.
- Her name is Angel
- He is Miami born…woke up in the hospital with no previous memories. Showed up with a fractured skull.
- Bubble Gum and 2 Movie Tickets. Boris Frankenstein
- Asked me for my John Hancock.
- He is at least over 80 years old
- Nobody was there to claim him 80 years ago.
- “Hancock…tucking me in.”
- She is powered too!
- Ray better not find out.
- He is always asking if it is hot in there? Does their being together create heat?
- gods, angels…superhero
- We are brother and sister. No we are not!
- Jiffy Pop Trailer
- Persian, Greek, Brooklyn. 3000 years
- Crazy is her trigger word. Asshole is his.
- No one ever called here crazy?
- She is stronger…Triple Twister!
- He wants to put hearts all over the world.
- A Matter of convenience…he saw it all. Green 44
- I was flying
- Pairing up and died.
- Technically speaking he is my husband.
- I’m Immortal.
- Built in twos. Fate doesn’t decide everything.
- Back to the sauce.
- Kenneth Red Parker.
- Former Psychology Student.
- Zagnut bar through the head.
- Uh oh. He is mortal.
- Did she poison him with the Meatballs? She had been setting it up for years?
- When the get close together he loses his powers? It is happening faster.
- Made in pairs…when we get close together we become mortal and grow old and die
- 4BC Came after her with sorts
- Every time he saves her she pushes him away to save him.
- 80 years ago there was an ambulance and Frankenstein with Karloff?
- He is the gods insurance policy.
- She is mortal.
- He don’t mind killing a fool
- He already had the kid before they met
- They are E.T. up in here…she feels…he feels
- She ded
- Having a head up your butt must make you pretty strong.
- Ha! He chopped of his other hand!
- He got to go to make her strong.
- Their weakness is one another.
- 1 month later
- Attila the Hun. Cross Eyed.
- Look up….Hancock painted the moon. Good Job Ray.
- He has a hawk/eagle? He is the god of hawk/eagle?
- Everybody keeps calling him asshole and he is always threatening to damage assholes…this movie is obsessed with crazy assholes
- Planes do not exist in this world
