Goldfinger (1964) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

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This week on Filmsack we get caught with our fingers in the Paramount Plus golden cookie jar of spy thrillers from 1964 about a British Spy Guy who’s BDE is so hot he can lay it down on some fort knox level WAP in a Stud Stall…that’s where the horses do it…gross! You so nasty double o stud.  Also, for my gen’xers… if you got lost in the acronyms…he was down for some OPP back in the horse crib. sick. Odd Job am i right?

Anywho, I got up extra early this morning and decided to do a little cos-play for this week’s episode. So I  painted myself gold and then remembered we are an audio only podcast. But waste not want not I always say…so I started an only fans page where you can see my golden ..what’s that? Did I leave anything unpainted to avoid “Skin Suffocation.”  Well of course I did…do you think I’m stupid or something…I mean..hold on a second…just googling something real quick…”Skin Suffocation… our skin gets its oxygen from the atmosphere, not the blood…do not paint yourself from head to scroat you will die…” oh shit…

Randy, I’m feeling woozy…do you have a wet wipe. I NEVER JOKE ABOUT MY WORK!

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BRIEF

The powerful tycoon Auric Goldfinger has initiated Operation Grand Slam, a cataclysmic scheme to raid Fort Knox and obliterate the world economy. James Bond, armed with his specially equipped Aston Martin, must stop the plan by overcoming several outrageous adversaries.

Rated : PG

LINKS

IMDB – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058150/

WIKIPEDIA – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfinger_(film)

Rotten Tomatoes – https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/goldfinger

TVTropes – https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/Goldfinger

WHERE TO WATCH

Paramount Plus – https://www.paramountplus.com/movies/video/K6H4vaTV82cSfNiphAC4ohQ_yPmYc6R9/

MORE WAYS TO WATCH – https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/007-goldfinger

TRAILER/CLIPS

 

TWITTER

Goldfinger (1964) – This movie really appealed to my maternal instincts. Take me in the stud stall you horse of a terry cloth wearing man Bond.  #YourGunIsPokingMe

SHOW NOTES

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• I wonder how his finger got gold?
• Early bond intro with hat and falling shot forward shot…fooled ya!
• Meanwhile on back lot 007
• Pigeon for a hat. You just got beat up by Scuba Pigeon
• Oh good…somebody left
• Squeeze Tube C4 with 9Volt Battery Charge.
• What…I always wear a fancy white suit under my scuba suit.
• Shaken…not stirred
• At least he won’t be using heroin-flavored bananas to finance revolutions.
• I got to wet my diddle before I leave…
• Your gun is poking me..
• Don’t go back to your hotel room..ok..I’ll go back to her’s.
• I can see it in your eyes.
• Shocking…positively shocking.
• Projected bond girls intro
• Such a cold finger…mold finger…his heart is cold. It’s the kiss of death from Mr. Goldfinger. Waaa Waaaaah Only gold! He loves gold. He loves only GOOOOOLD
• Meanwhile at Miami Beach
• Helicopter long shot zoom in.
• I thought I would find you in good hands. Hello Felix…hello Dink…
• Man talk…smack to the ass…goodbye Dink
• Auric Goldfinger…french nail varnish…owns one of the finest stud farms.
• Could I have my usual seat.
• I come to play poker in my pajamas. I came to swim in my towel onsie
• This earpiece? Nothing. Just a Jill in my ear…She likes to get paid.
• The man on Beach Police.
• Now nod with your double chin…harder…
• They are playing some Gin…
• WEBS in World News…Washington…the president today said he is entirely satisfied..
• Face Push.
• That is as bad as listening to The Beetles without Earmuffs…
• Karate Chop. Now your Don is warm and on the floor.
• Jill has a chill…she is golden.
• The girl’s dead…she’s covered in paint…gold paint. Bond..James Bond.
• She dies of skin suffocation. Is that a thing? She died of skin suffocation, it’s been known to happen to cabaret dancers. It’s all right so long as you leave a small bare patch at the base of the spine to allow the skin to breathe.
• 008 can replace you.
• You were supposed to observe…not borrow his girlfriend.
• What do you know about gold? You know…on the 3rd finger
• unauthorized leakages
• 5 thousands pounds in 1964 to US $158,525.96 (adjusted for inflation)
  
• Did they shoot that guy in the junk…it is not perfected yet?
• Revolving number plate..naturally..
• Aston Martin baby!!
• Tracker..allow a man to stop off for a quickie
• They keep wanting bond to return shit.
• I never joke about my work Randy.
• Korean Odd Job the sometimes caddy.
• a shilling per hole.
• You didn’t come here to play golf…your durn gold bar messed up my shot.
• Strict rules of golf.
• Odd job dropped a ball out of his pants.
• If he doesn’t notice the switch.
• We are playing strict rules…I’m afraid you lose the hole and the match.
• Hat Knife Chopper Frisbee
• Being the very definition of an odd job.
• Oh…exciting…Discipline!
• Who watches the watchers?  Mustang Sally of course.
• and we call this the “car shredder…” here let me help you.
• Soames. Tillie Soames.
• Where car go? beep beep? car go.
• Nowhere to go? No problem..we climb! Let’s get vertical!
• The car is 18k gold…which makes it 2 tons? That Royals Royce is his smuggling tool…and he conveniently explained that to us by telling somebody.
• Tilly Masterson. Why did you shoot at me? You are a lousy shot.
• They killed my sister!
• How did she get there? Did she walk?
• Your car is smoking and that makes me laugh thinking about that Korean Clown car following us…they so Asian even their headlights are racial stereotypes.
• Odd Job is like “Ah Ah…Ah…” translated to …. well that is 2 Mastinsons I have killed this week. Ah…Ah.
• I sure hope that is Goldfingers grandma.
• So..they let him drive his own car…foools. 1 out of 4 Koreans can drive in this movie.
• Odd job is pleased with his Coyote/Road Runner mirror in the alley trick.
• It can project a spot on the moon…ooooor…zap your nuts.
• He is laying on a bed of gold?
• No Mr. Bond…I expect you to die.
• Operation Grand Slam for instance… Do you mean the Denny’s I am planning on opening Mr. Bond?
• You don’t need your nuts to talk.
• How many naps is he going to take?
• Who are you ….I must be dreaming.
• He was out long enough to grow stubble.
• Here is to operation Grand Slam…Let me say it again…maybe if I say it enough.
• I always feel like…somebody’s clock watching me…that bathroom has a lot of  peepholes.
• You like close shaves don’t you.
• Washington sir…on the green scrambler.
• We picked up his homer…doh.
• Pussy Galore’s Flying Circus… ok.
• Play that funky trumpet baby.
• Judo chop!
• Hey…Kentucky Fried Chicken!
• He has the hood across the country.
• You can have the million today or ten million tomorrow…BANKS Don’t OPEN ON SUNDAY
• What are you trying to pull Goldfinger.
• Pull my goldfinger
• This is my bank…Fort Knox
• Come on Goldfinger…why you keep rearranging the room around us! you know us mobsters are suspicious.
• Is this guy flirting with me? I think this guy is flirting with me. Hey…where did he go…ohhhh..are we making love now or are you just beating me up?
• I have spent 15 years making this plan…Grand Slam…I’m hungry.
• Pussy Galore will release her gas.
• What’s the matter SOLO…you want to go SOLO.
• Who taught you Judo.
• Why gas the ones who agreed?
• Miss Galore
• They are going to have a hard time retrieving that piece of paper from that car cube. Pretty sure that cube would be bleeding.
• “He wants you.”
• A roll in the hay…
• No…I must resist…but…not if you try really hard..then it is kiss me you fool.
• Commence Rock a bye baby
• oh man..did they just kill 60K+ men, women and children with Delta 9?
• The Baby is asleep?
• nooo…not our friend!
• James Bond. Dick so good he can flip Pussy Galore.
• playing dead. just kidding.
• shot in the back jack
• gold brick to the chest.
• it’s electric…odd
• that is a lot of minions
• You ok James…where is your butler friend.
• I must have appealed to her maternal instincts.
• Liquor for 3…oh there is only you.
• The man with the golden gun.
• everytime…hilarious goldfinger sucked out of the plane…and that was the last time anyone saw goldfinger.
• Oh no you don’t…this is no time to be rescued.

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