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Re-Animator

Re-Animator (1985)  96 min  Rated R

Re-Animator is a 1985 American science fiction horror film based on the H. P. Lovecraft story “Herbert West–Reanimator.” Directed by Stuart Gordon, it was the first film in the Re-Animatorseries. The film has since become a cult film, driven by fans of Jeffrey Combs (who stars as Herbert West) and H. P. Lovecraft, extreme gore, and the combination of horror and comedy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Re-Animator

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089885/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Opener: Hey that was fun Herbert. But how about next time…next time… we bring someone back from the dead…how about we pick an old lady or the infirmed instead of Arnold Schwatzneggers body double!! Also, I saw your note on the fridge. What does “Cat Dead. Details later” mean.

Twitter: Re-Animator – I have a theory. Overdose! Ok. That is more of a last resort. But this movie dosage was too large

 

Stuff I Loved:

Dr. Gruber!

What…I didn’t do nothing!! I just got this needle here.

Dr. Gruber says… “I have this terrible sinus headache.”

The dosage was too large!!

Love the opening music. Psycho ripoff

Mad props to director choosing a heavy set lady with no shirt to perform chest compressions on.

Work joke! Locked doors. Very funny…now read your paper and smoke your cigarette

Oh dear lord it’s big foot from the 6 million dollar man getting an autopsy.

No sneaking up on me when in the morgue

Hans Gruber? as in Hans Gruber the terrorist in Die Hard?

666 Darkmore address – 555 number. Geez who would take that serious.

Roofus totally didn’t look like someone threw him from off screen. Looked natural as all hell.

The minute you get your MD I will marry you. I’M MARRYING A DOCTOR!!

Dan…stop it…I don’t like that…stop it. c’mon stop…Dan.

Ms. Hallsey. Mr. Hallsey.

Just had a basement gasm…yes…oh yes…yes…basement!

mmm…just like the injuns used to do. Just like peeling a large orange

6 to 12 minutes!!

What the hell. breaking pencils. What is the symbolism

How do you call a cat? psss psss pss pss. Cat’s don’t come to being called dumb ass.

We named the cat roofus.

West not only has a mini fridge in his room. He doesn’t close it after he puts dead cats in it.

“Cat dead. Details later.”

The sound effects in this movie is awesome! Some of it is stock and other parts are people making noises.

“Fighting dead cats in the basement” was my bands name in college.

Reanimation fluid looks like flubber. Neon Green.

Birth is always painful

Sometimes dead is better.

Smoking cigars in the morgue. has that ever been a thing?

Let’s see…what do we want to re-animate…hmmm…

Hehe…this would have freaked me out on October 10th

Is he putting a flashlight on that dude’s junk.

This first guy they reanimate is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s body double from Terminator

The dead guy failed. Not me!!

Next time we reanimate someone….we are going to pick an old lady…not a body builder

oh man…bonesaw through the back. That has to hurt.

I don’t want my potential future father in-law to be brought back to life.

One bad decision after the next.

Unbreakable plastic. Sweet

Bringing something back to life that has active bleeding wounds. Probably not a good idea until you patch up the wounds.

One heck of a security guard.

Go to fetal position.

John Kerry wants to perform exploratory surgery on Dean Hallsey.

“We are both scientists…let’s get to the point.”

That was just…screwed up. Shovel chopping off of head. and jamming it onto a meat thermometer.

I know…I know…you won’t be able to speak if you didn’t have any lungs…but…head in a basket calling you a bastard…that’s pretty creepy.

Your father is not only dead…he’s been lobotomized.

Let me get this straight. He didn’t kill me…but took my serum.

Sure Mr. West…sure you had to kill him. But did you have to bring him back to life.

Worst Nike shirt ever

Hill is a creep.

Why bother putting your head back on your body…when it’s much funnier to watch it fumble around your office.

Like some kind of head fish in a tray. It needs to remain moist

How can Hallsey see through the one way mirror.

Worst guard ever.

Yeah…whatever…the first body will do.

Daddy is a bastard

Dr. Neckskin.

OMG….making daddy watch.

Dead Head Monologging

How long does it take for a laser drill to work?

What a boot to the head

I have a theory. OVERDOSE!! that’s less of a theory and more of a last resort.

Really…more naked men than I am comfortable with.

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Four Room

Four Rooms (1995)  98 min  Rated R

Four Rooms is a 1995 anthology comedy film directed by Allison Anders, Alexandre Rockwell, Robert Rodriguez, and Quentin Tarantino, each directing one segment of the film that in its entirety is loosely based on the adult short fiction writings of Roald Dahl, especially Man from the South which is the basis for the last segment, Penthouse – “The Man from Hollywood” directed by Tarantino. The story is set in the fictional Hotel Mon Signor in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. Tim Roth plays the hotel bellhop, the main character in the frame story, whose first night on the job consists of four very different encounters with various hotel guests.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113101/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Rooms

Opener: Hello? Oh hey mom, No no this is a good time. I just started watching a movie for this week’s Filmsack. Yeah..that’s the one with Scott, Brian & Randy. What’s that? The title of the movie? Something about Rooms….I don’t know… I added it to my instant queue last week…I think it might be either a pink panther movie or a sequel to Pee Wee’s Big Adventure…right right…PAGING MR. HERMAN…MR. HERMAN.  hehe…at any rate….How is da…. Holy jumped-up baldheaded  (Hay-Soos)  palomino mom. I think Paul Rubens is about to have sex is a porcelain tub full of bodily fluids. DANG YOU SCOTT BRIAN AND RANDY!!

Twitter: Four Rooms – Woody Allen lives on in this Softcore porn Anthology that drops more F bombs than a half-dozen tourettes suffers in a tub full of piranahs and body fluids. Doodie Smootie

 

Stuff I Loved:

Tits in the opening credits

Tim Roth is a goober

Witches… Rosemary…

Pussy shirt

What kind of Tub is that.

Madonna seems totally natural around boobies.

All the girls who took off their tops didn’t have much of a career after that.

Milk from a mother’s sweet tittie

That is one gross tub of fluids.

Breather of fire.

Bell Hop.

No sex with a Klingon.

Wow…cartoon graphics in 1995…

This is totally Love Boat

Am I watching softcore porn or what?

404 ice

Disco!

Room 404; The wrong man.

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The Octagon

The Octagon (1980)  103 min Rated R

The Octagon is a 1980 action film starring Chuck Norris, Karen Carlson and Lee Van Cleef. It was directed by Eric Karson and written by Paul Aaron and Leigh Chapman. It was filmed in Los Angeles, California and released on August 14, 1980. It is notable for its inventive use of ‘voice over’ effects to portray the inner life of Chuck Norris’s character, Scott James. This was actor Richard Norton’s film debut.[2]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081259/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Octagon_(film)

Opener: Alright….I know as Ninjas…we aren’t suppose to talk to each other…buuuuut…Van Cleef is down there shooting a ninja in the back as we repel down. we need a better ninja escape plan. NINJA SMARTER!

Twitter: The Octagon – Like a good childhood Hog story shared with chuck norris….at first it amuses you…then you feel sad ….cause you remembered you ate him..and he was delicious

Stuff I Loved:

Does anyone know? How can they, at the beginning. There is no perspective

Clever title logo – the O in Octagon is AN OCTAGON

Time for a little drummer boy…that means the soldiers!

Uh oh…Tree Ninjas. the Irish vs Ninjas?

There ain’t no French Ninjas…they are too snooty.

Hey man…this ninja is eyeballing me.

“These new round of recruits you brought me are not asian!”

Hey look…it’s one of them haunted baby strollers…nope…they got the mini guns…pew pew pew.

Cut to Norris enjoying a show. Bomp Bomp…Bu-da…Bomp Bomp…

Pretty but not too pretty…just like Ibbott

A.J. did you call me a space cadet?

My pickup line. “I really enjoyed your performance.” Only Chuck norris could pick up a chic on that lame line.

If a girl tells you people tell her…shes a psychic…run…no…run faster

Margarita!

Salt keeps me from puking! Porcelain Worship…what a horrible first dinner date conversation.

There is someone here…haha…inner monologue…now tell me who is crazy.

This was back in the day…when you got stabbed…you died in a movie. Always. Today you have to do the gut move.

I guess that lady wasn’t too psychic. Did she see that knife to the gut?

OMG….NINJA! But they don’t exist anymore

For a minute I thought this movie was going to take a different turn. I thought Chuck had killed that ladies family because he had some kind of ninja flash back

Step forward…haha…sucka! Into the bitching pit.

Terrorists!

The coffee shop next to the gym.

2 hours in the sound booth with Chuck Norris whispering inner monologue

Have you hugged your rifle today?

Lee Van Cleef is wearing one of his wife’s earrings.

“So…I ran into some Ninjas last night.”

Look here Winston….go catch some ghosts.

Hey…popped collar…you are next.

Damsel in distress in a fur coat.

“Provided our bumpers match.” I was wrong…that was the worst pickup line.

Dumbass….let a lady take your car.

Wouldn’t it have been easier to just shoot him.

That bitch took my keys!

This is the Ninja weapons rundown montage.

Sai….Nunchucks…

Don’t you miss the days when Dobermans were the bad ass dogs

Would you like to come in….uh lady….I am already in.

LLoyd Liverpool was my Beetles Cover Band name

Dooble dee dooble dee…piano music for tense foot chases. add a moraca for flavor

If you got enough air to scream…you don’t enough air to breathe

mmm….pontiac firebird. Always wanted one.

Do you know what we do to dead people in our ninja drill. Kick your ass.

I’m a Ninja in a tree.Tree Ninja

“I have the most confident looking cheekbones.”

Neen-ja

“It makes me stupid…and you a whore.” What an ass.

They are using words that I don’t even know. Rock Heart?

French Ninja! Hey French ninja…say it in English…for the audience…cause I am Asian

Ninja throwing star to the neck!! This has all the best ninja weapons.

They turned my Dojo into a hoe down. wTH

Are you beedy…beedy beedy beedy.

Could Beedy be anymore creepy.

Yeah…give him a chance..let him sit…get your crotch display chair

Gold ole Frenchie.

What the hell does that mean…the constipated type?

I’m with Chuck’s brother…he was a cheater..he was all pushing and stuff.

Wow…it don’t take much to be rejected by your Ninja daddy.

See ya Ninjas….remember…we are watching.

Wow…I don’t feel like a ninja.

2nd week in a row we have seen a movie with a brown cargo van.

Did you just hiss at me?

Fur Mart Building…hehe..what the hell kind of name is that.

Don’t blow on the fur.

A lot of dead brothers.

Chuck Norris wanted to change the world

We have seen some bad ninjas in movies…are these the worst?

Ding Ding Ding…somebody knows how to heighten tension with a triangle.

Nnja Pillow fight!!

You attack Chuck Norris while he sleeps…cause you think he is at this weakest. You are wrong…he is never weak.

Ninja Escape Plan? Get shot in the back as you repel down the building. There is no Ninja Escape Plan.

heheh…forget it…I’ll loan you my shampoo…have you seen my hair

Hey..ole senior one arm is playing chess against the old man in UP

Hey….your truck aint’ got no windshield…or doors!

Everyone assumes Chuck Norris is sleeping with these ladies…but he is a virgin.

Your Hog story amuses me…now I am sad.

Sorry…I don’t have sex…it saps my Ninja Strength…oh what the hell. BOOBIES!

How you reckon you gonna sneak up on Ninja Camp. We are Ninja Camp!!

Awww….the classic…Just stay here in the car woman. Nope…

“Always feel like…Ninja’s watching me!.Invading my Privacy…hiyaa hiyaaa”

“They were Ninja fighting!! Those dudes were fast as…gah…throwing star in my neck! *collapse”

what advantage would it be to the ninjas attacking Norris in their camp to be ninja quite…see this is why the Ninja way is extinct.

What were those dudes doing in the dunkers that required zipping up.

“Don’t kill him!!” Like you could kill Chuck Norris

Chick in the bucket. An actually Octagon!

Expected him to demask the one hissing ninja and him to be a gila monster

You just knew that ninja was going to come back out on fire..

Finally, I didn’t think anyone was ever going to kill A.J.

I see your monkey claw style fighting….I give you…foot to the balls.

Is that Rudy! OMG I’m pretty sure that is Samwise

Wow…that was kind of anticlimactic.

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The Amityville Horror

The Amityville Horror (1979)  117 min Rated R

The Amityville Horror is a 1979 American supernatural horror film, directed by Stuart Rosenberg, based on the bestselling 1977 novel of the same name by Jay Anson. It is the first movie in the Amityville Horror franchise. A remake was produced in 2005.

The story is based on the alleged real life experiences of the Lutz family who buy a new home on 112 Ocean Avenue, in Amityville, New York, a house where a mass murder had been committed the year before. After the family move into the house, they experience a series of frightening paranormal events.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Amityville_Horror_(1979_film)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052564/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Opener: Little Red Room…improv….good luck

Honey, You are not going to believe what I found in the basement! and by found…I mean located with my sledgehammer….Red Room! Red Rooooom. Oh! we could put a pet bed down here…or we could keep the kids toys down here..sooo many options. Oh…what’s this…looks like a witches teet. Wait…there’s a little sign…”Doorbell To Hell.” Well hot damn!! Hello satan eww…ew… Stupid flies.

Twitter: The Amityville Horror – About an hour into this movie I suggest abandoning your popcorn & soda. Jump into your station wagon and & haul ass.

Stuff I Loved:

The Doorbell to Hell.

3:15

The “Sure” Lady.

The “Play It Cool” trope. When buying a big ticket item.

This is an extra room…aka…the kill room!

Oh man…if they see those cut scenes then the property value is going to drop!

If you see any shitty furniture you want to include…just let us know…we will include it in the price.

nothing creepy here….just sneaking around your new house blessing things. I blessed your toilet 3 times…but it still wouldn’t flush.

I hung up a few fly strips.

Hey….what’s this? it looks like….a doorbell….a doorbell to hell…..bing bong satan….hello?

Hey…you got a priest puking on your lawn

awww….dad and son matching flannel

Tits…Superman is going to be mad.

Cats are stupid

What a nice 70s Brown Cargo Van

Stupid Paper Bags

“Don’t ever grab a man’s ass when he has an axe in his hands”

A weeks worth of groceries in 2 bags. What the hell did you buy woman.

Stupid ass sneaking kids

Who the hell is Jody….and why the hell don’t she like sugar cookies…that’s unAmerican.

Father Boner.

One of those Flu things.

The Laughing nun. No one not getting sex should be laughing that much.

Priests and Nuns have superpowers that are defeated by devil house.

Can Nuns drive cars? is that allowed? I have never seen a nun drive a car…except in Sister Act

What the hell. Projectile vomiting nun

I see why they have so many kids now…bow chick a bow wow

This dog is not stealth

In a time of perms, brown vans and face braces somebody rings the doorbell to hell

I blame detroit before I blame the devil

Pink Jeep Seminary

What kind of Secular education did you have?

Sweaty priest!

We think you need to take a vacation. Wait…priests get vacations! The devil don’t take vacations!

That must be the dirtiest road ever. Those cars are filthy.

Look here carol…why don’t you take your hammock off your shoulder and go set up by some trees if the house gives you the creeps.

Thursday? I’ve been sharpening this axe since Monday

Ya Axe Wielding maniac

Mother fuc…..my hand!

Don’t sneak up on me when I am axing my way into the kid’s bathroom.

Harry…knock it off.

Do you feel that breeze.

Oh thank you for your cosmic views…now shutup!

Man he is so Christian Bale

Won’t go into the house during the day. Does go into the basement after dark. Weirdo.

It’s the passage to hell. Oh stop being so dramatic. It’s a red room.

Who turned my cross upside down!!

Prayed so hard he went blind. Of course…doubting thomas over there will say he just busted a capillary in his eyes.

Will you stop nagging at me! Teeth marks.

Oh no you didn’t….You wanted a house…you got hell house…now shutup….SLAP!

In yo face…Nun just hit 3 points.

Why do you need microfiche when you can see the future with those glasses.

I want Harry…shut the hell up…

You have a major sewage problem

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Silver Bullet

Silver Bullet (1985) (95 min – Rated: R)

Silver Bullet is a 1985 horror film based on the Stephen King novella Cycle of the Werewolf. It stars Gary Busey, Everett McGill, Megan Follows, Corey Haim, Terry O’Quinn, Lawrence Tierney, Bill Smitrovich, Kent Broadhurst, David Hart, and James Gammon. The film is directed by Dan Attias and produced by Dino De Laurentiis.

Opener: Hey sis. You’ll never believe what I built the kid. Yeah…well what’s the worst that could happen with a gas powered wheelchair. Oh yeah. I forgot about the gas powered tricycle. he was  all like. eeeee…hehehe….eeeeeeeeeee. Bam! Holy pumped up palamino I’m drunk.

Twitter:  Silver Bullet –  Like a gas powered wheelchair given to you by your drunk uncle. it may be a bad idea…but who cares…gas powered.

 

Stuff I Loved:

A lot of drama in a small town.

“It ain’t my baby!” Where is Montel when you need him.

Stop taking his side just cause he is crippled.

I will slap you.

Uncle Red is getting another divorce…and is a chronic drunk.

Oh sure. You guys just go ahead. I’ll be up the ramp in a few minutes. No…I got it.

That is one strong room lamp.

They are getting a lot of mileage out of that moon shot.

Plate of Pink Pills Please.

That’s one.

Don’t worry. Suicide go to hell. But Wolf meat goes to

Radium in the ass and who would search for it with a geiger counter.

That town wears a lot of brown.

Don’t let me take out the PeaceMaker.

Motor Wheels.

Hey…What’s the worst that could happen…he’s already in a wheelchair. Why not give him one with a gas engine.

I been hearing noises out in the wood shed

Electrocute all the cripples to balance the budget. I think you got a winning campaign there.

Best Uncle ever. Bottle of booze. Poker and Bar Jokes

Read ‘em and ‘weeeeepp-puh.

Who is going to get Corey at the top of the stairs. I am honestly worried about him. Will he be the Chic in the bucket.

Wrestling!

How do you get one of those nasty sweaty 5’oclock shadows

Hence forth…All town meetings will take place in the local bar. Monitored over by booze and the peacemaker.

I don’t think I ever seen a werewolf hide under a greenhouse.

Good ole Uncle Red and his booze.

Psychos are more active during a full moon.

That fat crapbag beside you.

Andy has a lot of one liners.

You have a polaroid of your torn to pieces son?

i ain’t confined to a wheelchair.

awww…do you remember late night cruises in your gas powered wheel chair. man that brings back memories. WEREWOLF!

Wonder where uncle red bought those fireworks.

Bet werewolfers can’t keep up with my wheelchair!

Obscene phone call. Haven’t gotten those since caller id.

Where did she steal that shopping cart?

Would you like to come to the parlor? Hell no!

Ransom Note! Here is a letter. Why don’t you kill yourself. Well duh…we already established that suicides go to hell.

Apparently, werewolves do not have healing powers

Holy Jumped Up Jesus Palamena

A lot of smartasses in this movie

Hardy Boys Meet Reverend WereWolf

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Mission Impossible

Mission Impossible (1996) (110 min – Rated: PG-13)

Mission: Impossible (also known in the Blu-ray release as M:I) is a 1996 American spy film directed by Brian De Palma and starring Tom Cruise. Based on the television series of the same name, the plot follows a new agent, Ethan Hunt and his mission to uncover the mole who has framed him for the murders of his entire IMF team. Work on the script had begun early with filmmaker Sydney Pollack on board, before De Palma, Steven Zaillian, David Koepp, and Robert Towne were brought in. Mission: Impossible went into pre-production without a shooting script. De Palma came up with some action sequences, but Koepp and Towne were dissatisfied with the story that led up to those events.

Opener: Oh man. I got some serious lasagna breath going on here and I still have that really hard mission to accomplish where I have to talk to a bunch of high falootin senators at that dinner party. Let’s see what I have in my pockets. Oh good. hmm… Where did I get gum. oh well… nom nom nom. oh that guy look like a fat deniro.

Twitter:  Mission Impossible –  like a Kristin Scott Thomas ventiliquist show. You can totally see the directors lips moving while watching this movie.

 

Stuff I Loved:

Fat Deniro

Cinema Of The Ukraine.

Voice of Andorian in Enterprise…Kitrick

This tape will self destruct. How old is this movie? Should that CD Self Destruct

I’m telling ya. Emilio Estavez. He is not credited.

Coffee jokes.

You could fit a VHS camera in those glasses.

John Voight. Not since Anaconda.

Is that Netscape

Austa Lasagna Don’t get any on ya.

Would not want bomb gum. I would totally forget. Mmmm….Fruit Stripe!

Best Elevator Death scene.

Watching Emilio Estevez hack with his laptop encouraged me to buy my first laptop.

Man. Hard drives used to be really loud.

She would make a terrible ventriliquist.

A really cool cutout video

A knocked over chair. There must have been a struggle.

very film noir in some of these shots

Somebody hates your team Ethan.

No public phones now a days. What do you do about that? Cell Phones.

my name is The Max

Let’s meet in a fish aquarium cafe.

Tom Cruise run. He has it in his contract. every movie. I must have a run scene. Cause I run really fast…watch me!! Weeeeeee

Tom cruise in the bathroom looking for money is like me looking for money. Lots of throwing stuff around

Searching Usenet Groups. You ain’t gonna find nothing there cept porn and warez

OMG…that email format would never work. Job 3:14 is not a valid domain.

Jim is dead!! He’s dead Jim.

Claire and the sexy frisk down.

‘They are trained to be ghosts.” Like the new  movie

Disco Glasses with built in VHS camera

Cool. A list of Disavowed!

Vighn Raines.

John Voight must have had money….she is way too hot for him

That dude that used to play all the Russian roles.

Phenos Freak.

Thinking Machine Laptops. 386 Risc Chips. Oh boy.

No modem access to the main frame. dur.

Love voice over descriptions over video footage of what is actually happening Very commom in the heist films.