Ocean’s Twelve (2004) – Filmsack Show Notes

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When casino mogul Terry Benedict tracks down Danny Ocean and his crew, demanding repayment for the money they stole (with interest), the gang heads to Europe for one last score. But this time, they’re up against a mysterious rival thief known only as the “Night Fox,” and things get personal, messy, and increasingly convoluted.

Rated: PG-13 | 2004 | Crime/Comedy | 2h 5m

LINKS

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349903/

WIKIPEDIA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean%27s_Twelve

Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/oceans_twelve

TVTropes: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/OceansTwelve

WHERE TO WATCH

Streaming: [Check JustWatch for availability]

TRAILER/CLIPS

 

Social Media Post

Ocean’s Twelve (2004) – The information is free… but it comes with Julia Roberts playing Julia Roberts so the cost is in the millions. #JazzHands

SHOW NOTES

• How many oceans are there?
• Rome 3.5 years ago. Rain.
• Nice 1970s era zoom in on them kissing.
• She is onto him. Boot print… left heel was worn way down. His cover story was he was selling an old car.
• He streaks his hair and has dandruff… Selson blue.
• Just going to have a shower and out the window I go.
• Love this music. Very Rome appropriate?
• 3.5 weeks ago Connecticut bank for Retirement DIAZ. SEP retirement account. High school basketball coach.
• I was in a vault once while it was being robbed.
• That’s too Ox Blood. That is too brown.
• You’re doing recon work on our anniversary. Our 2nd – 3rd anniversary.
• There is water in the basement and the pilot light is out.
• The Twin bodyguards at the door.
• What is up with this guys cane? 
• I am assuming this is from Ocean’s Eleven. 160 Million dollars over 3 years…and I want it back… you got 2 weeks.
• You’ll never find them. Way too smart for you.
• I like to touch people with my cane stick… get it off!
• Meanwhile in Provo, Utah. Somebody is getting married. All the guys at Lean Machine… oh it is a Lean Machine guy.
• Very special honeymoon to Epcot Center.
• Meanwhile in Miami.
• A lot of amazing shots.
• Woman on trip with photographer
• Randy, it’s getting really boring
• Meanwhile in New Jersey.
• Let me break it down like a fraction for you … Benie Mac.  Playing the Race Card.
• Meanwhile, London. Don Cheetle is having all them bleeps.
• Meanwhile, Chicago… Don’t call my mom or dad – Linus
• Meanwhile, New York. Credit card problems. Tell Mr. Benedict he has won this round.
• Meanwhile, New Orleans… for some stand up… Mom, mother..
• Meanwhile Las Vegas. A little fortune telling. This you couldn’t see this.
• Meanwhile, California…. haha.. Toffer … did have to go Frankie Munez on me. He is playing himself… Toffer Grace. 
• He is an owner of Standard Hotel.
• You blew up my Olds! You got 2 weeks.
• 13 Days left… you called it Oceans 11. Why did you call it that?
• 17.3 million dollars. Prime plus 1. 19 million each.
• As ranking old timer. I want the last check I write to bounce.
• 97 Million… give or take.
• Violate Rule Number 1.
• Amsterdam. Clocks Running. Don’t tell Danny.
• What’s wrong with you?
• This music is spot on.
• Zeta Jones and Brad Pitt have their own music motif.
• Eleven Days left.
• Long Laugh followed by tiny coffee.
• I am a traveler both time and space. casmere? He has his own language.
• A Stock Certificate. An old one. The first one.
• Do we have to use that term. Freak? 5%.. Would you call Emily Dickenson a freak? 
• Otherwise I am going to shit on your feet.
• 10 Days left.
• Pitt just wants a hotel.
• Millers Crossing reference.
• All I can is the angles.
• Lift the house. 8 days left.
• La Marq and the Night Fox… Night Fox is the current high profile crimes are an embarassement.
• We need to train ourselves to see what they see… 
• Memories….this looks like the work 
• He got the idea from her.
• The Americans
• How they did it… previously.
• Press Play on this Dell Palm Pilot
• In arriving 2nd Mr. Ocean. Got somewhere second. 
• You know this word. Oblivion… means not to exist at all.
• One month ago… The Night Fox is who exposed everyone.
• Who do you think you are dealing with… Nothing costs nothing.
• The information is free… but it comes with conditions. 
• You are asking them to double your money? Do you think that is fair?
• He broke rule number 1. He is on the list.
• I call it Thief A-la-mode
• Better than La Mach
• Her father was a thief.
• She Stole his phone.
• Man in a bag.
• 6 days left.
• Too sad to be funny… I think I can get a good 20 minutes out of it. You lost your bag man.
• It’s not in my nature to be mysterious.
• Do I look Fifty To You? Only from the neck up.
• He’s Rich, Bored and talented.
• Meanwhile, Italy
• 5 days left.
• Faberge Egg.
• Rusty’s Phone.
• Having a sexy female assistant is such a cliche.
• Rome 4 days left.
• 1077 no easy thing.
• A team of American’s vs 1 guy.
• She has her own sins. Forgery.
• Oh he is just mean. How many Espressos did you have 5.
• Having that tatoo removed… but given it’s location. It is not advised.
• 2 days left.
• Pinched to whole team.
• Who died and made you Danny.
• Not enough people.
• A lookie loo
• One Day Left – 
• Meta Comedy. Julia Roberts is playing Julia Roberts as pregnant Julia. Bruce WIllis is there.
• falls apart with Bruce Willis
• You sideline your best characters and actors to put in the backups
• How did they know Bruce Willis wasn’t part of the heist.
• We need a grease man. Let’s start with that one.
• Your parents will grow old and die just like you dreams.
• Lost in translation. 
• Linus… remember the time your mom had to come to Rome.
• That is for ruining our 2nd, 3rd anniversary.
• Randy, Sorry I made you a master thief
• Nothing back there but a forged 1077.
• Legal Council looks sus.
• So many subtitles… and none of them help.
• Brad Pitt eating in every scene: a Filmsack tradition.
• This isn’t a movie. It’s a Eurotrip with style.
• The Night Fox dances through lasers like it’s Cirque du So Smug.
• Matt Damon trying to assert himself = comic gold.
• Julia Roberts playing Julia Roberts playing Tess Ocean… what are we even doing?
• Vincent Cassel being very French and very shirtless.
• Andy Garcia is still mad. Like *really* mad.
• That train scene. That mansion scene. That twist no one asked for.
• The whole plot depends on them losing… but not really?
• The movie folds in on itself like a cinematic croissant.
• Don Cheadle’s accent is still aggressively… something.
• “We’re not robbing them, we’re paying them back… by robbing someone else.”
• Did Rusty ever sleep? Or just snack and pose?
• It’s not a job. It’s personal. But also a job. But mostly personal.
• Europe is beautiful but hard to rob.
• This feels like a sequel made while they were all on vacation… and I’m ok with that.
• So many cameos. So much smirking.
• It’s like a perfume ad with more heists.
• Still better than Ocean’s 8. Don’t @ me

INTRO

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BRIEF

When casino mogul Terry Benedict tracks down Danny Ocean and his crew, demanding repayment for the money they stole (with interest), the gang heads to Europe for one last score. But this time, they’re up against a mysterious rival thief known only as the “Night Fox,” and things get personal, messy, and increasingly convoluted.

Rated: PG-13 | 2004 | Crime/Comedy | 2h 5m

LINKS

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349903/

WIKIPEDIA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean%27s_Twelve

Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/oceans_twelve

TVTropes: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/OceansTwelve

WHERE TO WATCH

Streaming: [Check JustWatch for availability]

TRAILER/CLIPS

 

Social Media Post

Ocean’s Twelve (2004) – The information is free… but it comes with Julia Roberts playing Julia Roberts so the cost is in the millions. #JazzHands

SHOW NOTES

• How many oceans are there?
• Rome 3.5 years ago. Rain.
• Nice 1970s era zoom in on them kissing.
• She is onto him. Boot print… left heel was worn way down. His cover story was he was selling an old car.
• He streaks his hair and has dandruff… Selson blue.
• Just going to have a shower and out the window I go.
• Love this music. Very Rome appropriate?
• 3.5 weeks ago Connecticut bank for Retirement DIAZ. SEP retirement account. High school basketball coach.
• I was in a vault once while it was being robbed.
• That’s too Ox Blood. That is too brown.
• You’re doing recon work on our anniversary. Our 2nd – 3rd anniversary.
• There is water in the basement and the pilot light is out.
• The Twin bodyguards at the door.
• What is up with this guys cane? 
• I am assuming this is from Ocean’s Eleven. 160 Million dollars over 3 years…and I want it back… you got 2 weeks.
• You’ll never find them. Way too smart for you.
• I like to touch people with my cane stick… get it off!
• Meanwhile in Provo, Utah. Somebody is getting married. All the guys at Lean Machine… oh it is a Lean Machine guy.
• Very special honeymoon to Epcot Center.
• Meanwhile in Miami.
• A lot of amazing shots.
• Woman on trip with photographer
• Randy, it’s getting really boring
• Meanwhile in New Jersey.
• Let me break it down like a fraction for you … Benie Mac.  Playing the Race Card.
• Meanwhile, London. Don Cheetle is having all them bleeps.
• Meanwhile, Chicago… Don’t call my mom or dad – Linus
• Meanwhile, New York. Credit card problems. Tell Mr. Benedict he has won this round.
• Meanwhile, New Orleans… for some stand up… Mom, mother..
• Meanwhile Las Vegas. A little fortune telling. This you couldn’t see this.
• Meanwhile, California…. haha.. Toffer … did have to go Frankie Munez on me. He is playing himself… Toffer Grace. 
• He is an owner of Standard Hotel.
• You blew up my Olds! You got 2 weeks.
• 13 Days left… you called it Oceans 11. Why did you call it that?
• 17.3 million dollars. Prime plus 1. 19 million each.
• As ranking old timer. I want the last check I write to bounce.
• 97 Million… give or take.
• Violate Rule Number 1.
• Amsterdam. Clocks Running. Don’t tell Danny.
• What’s wrong with you?
• This music is spot on.
• Zeta Jones and Brad Pitt have their own music motif.
• Eleven Days left.
• Long Laugh followed by tiny coffee.
• I am a traveler both time and space. casmere? He has his own language.
• A Stock Certificate. An old one. The first one.
• Do we have to use that term. Freak? 5%.. Would you call Emily Dickenson a freak? 
• Otherwise I am going to shit on your feet.
• 10 Days left.
• Pitt just wants a hotel.
• Millers Crossing reference.
• All I can is the angles.
• Lift the house. 8 days left.
• La Marq and the Night Fox… Night Fox is the current high profile crimes are an embarassement.
• We need to train ourselves to see what they see… 
• Memories….this looks like the work 
• He got the idea from her.
• The Americans
• How they did it… previously.
• Press Play on this Dell Palm Pilot
• In arriving 2nd Mr. Ocean. Got somewhere second. 
• You know this word. Oblivion… means not to exist at all.
• One month ago… The Night Fox is who exposed everyone.
• Who do you think you are dealing with… Nothing costs nothing.
• The information is free… but it comes with conditions. 
• You are asking them to double your money? Do you think that is fair?
• He broke rule number 1. He is on the list.
• I call it Thief A-la-mode
• Better than La Mach
• Her father was a thief.
• She Stole his phone.
• Man in a bag.
• 6 days left.
• Too sad to be funny… I think I can get a good 20 minutes out of it. You lost your bag man.
• It’s not in my nature to be mysterious.
• Do I look Fifty To You? Only from the neck up.
• He’s Rich, Bored and talented.
• Meanwhile, Italy
• 5 days left.
• Faberge Egg.
• Rusty’s Phone.
• Having a sexy female assistant is such a cliche.
• Rome 4 days left.
• 1077 no easy thing.
• A team of American’s vs 1 guy.
• She has her own sins. Forgery.
• Oh he is just mean. How many Espressos did you have 5.
• Having that tatoo removed… but given it’s location. It is not advised.
• 2 days left.
• Pinched to whole team.
• Who died and made you Danny.
• Not enough people.
• A lookie loo
• One Day Left – 
• Meta Comedy. Julia Roberts is playing Julia Roberts as pregnant Julia. Bruce WIllis is there.
• falls apart with Bruce Willis
• You sideline your best characters and actors to put in the backups
• How did they know Bruce Willis wasn’t part of the heist.
• We need a grease man. Let’s start with that one.
• Your parents will grow old and die just like you dreams.
• Lost in translation. 
• Linus… remember the time your mom had to come to Rome.
• That is for ruining our 2nd, 3rd anniversary.
• Randy, Sorry I made you a master thief
• Nothing back there but a forged 1077.
• Legal Council looks sus.
• So many subtitles… and none of them help.
• Brad Pitt eating in every scene: a Filmsack tradition.
• This isn’t a movie. It’s a Eurotrip with style.
• The Night Fox dances through lasers like it’s Cirque du So Smug.
• Matt Damon trying to assert himself = comic gold.
• Julia Roberts playing Julia Roberts playing Tess Ocean… what are we even doing?
• Vincent Cassel being very French and very shirtless.
• Andy Garcia is still mad. Like *really* mad.
• That train scene. That mansion scene. That twist no one asked for.
• The whole plot depends on them losing… but not really?
• The movie folds in on itself like a cinematic croissant.
• Don Cheadle’s accent is still aggressively… something.
• “We’re not robbing them, we’re paying them back… by robbing someone else.”
• Did Rusty ever sleep? Or just snack and pose?
• It’s not a job. It’s personal. But also a job. But mostly personal.
• Europe is beautiful but hard to rob.
• This feels like a sequel made while they were all on vacation… and I’m ok with that.
• So many cameos. So much smirking.
• It’s like a perfume ad with more heists.
• Still better than Ocean’s 8. Don’t @ me

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