Thunderball (1965) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

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This week on filmsack we THUNDER on over to “HB oh-no it’s just Max now” and have a BALL watching this PG rated 1965 sexy Thriller starring everybody’s favorite “shorty shorts wearing” Hairy Spy Guy from merry old England go up against a One-Eyed Number-Two who arranged the theft of some international nukes to blow up a random metropolis , unless Big Ben strikes 7 at 6 and 100 million sterling is delivered to some lats and longs as determined by Number 1…..also there were sharks that definitely got harmed during the filming of this movie..jesus…was this just the one film then.

Anywho, Thank you for joining me today Number 2, 3 and 4. The Evil Lair retractable blinds are broken so enjoy the eye level view of my crotch and pussy stroking … isn’t that right Mr. Number 9 lives. Hey, Number 2… great job this week. Number 3… also, outstanding. Number 4 … I noticed you didn’t put any money in the snack box when you took those HoHo’s so now enjoy this deadly ass zapping from the office chair. Disco Vilanti!

Randy, Yellow Submarine goes…brrrrrr… This intro has been edited down from 2 hours to 90 seconds…something this movie didn’t bother to do.

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BRIEF

Led by one-eyed evil mastermind Emilio Largo (Adolfo Celi), the terrorist group SPECTRE hijacks two warheads from a NATO plane and threatens widespread nuclear destruction to extort 100 million pounds. The dashing Agent 007, James Bond (Sean Connery), is sent to recover the warheads from the heart of Largo’s lair in the Bahamas, facing underwater attacks from sharks and men alike. He must also convince the enchanting Domino (Claudine Auger), Largo’s mistress, to become a key ally.

Rated: PG

1965 ‧ Action/Thriller ‧ 2h 12m

LINKS

IMDB – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059800/

WIKIPEDIA – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderball_(film)

Rotten Tomatoes – https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/thunderball

TVTropes – https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/Thunderball

WHERE TO WATCH

(HBO) MAX – https://www.max.com/movies/2291b29c-9bbe-4e6f-8e3b-781f16ef6350

MORE WAYS TO WATCH – https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/thunderball

TRAILER/CLIPS

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SHOW NOTES

Look at my Thunderballs!
Still the old hat and goofy intro
JB Wake…they killed JB!
The coffin it has your initials…
Jacques Bovar killed two of my colleages…wish I could have done it.
French accent lady is heavy accent lady. Anything else from the French?
How did he get there so fast…LADY PUNCH!!
You shouldn’t have opened that car door yourself…no lady would dare do that in 1965…now comes the ruckus! This may be the most Ruckus in any Bond movie so far.
Is there time enough to toss flowers? I think there is time enough…no…there was not.
…and off I go with on my jetpack…suck my jet juice
The great escape.
Oh…the French have the tricky cars as well.
Plays Thunderballs.
He always runs while others walk… He acts while other men just talk.
He strikes like Thunderball…
Silhoutte foreplay… swims away
Nice convertible thunderbird… Hey Big Nose One eye…no parking here…oh nevermind.
Bigger and bigger.
Ohhh…this is the inspiration for Austin Powers
Spectre finally gets its due in the bond series.
Collected by Number 11…number 2…
To the penny number 1.
I have decided on the appropriate action…which is …a fatal ass zapping
Let’s talk about millions…
Count Lippe…he talks back a lot.
He has the Greatest American Hero logo as a Tatoo
A poker…in the hand of a widow.
The Red Dragon.
on yogurt and lemon juice? Because he is at the spa…and he will be too weak to spanky the money penny
Who out here? I got my head gear on…what you want?
Do I have time to steal some grapes… oh yeah…I got time for grapes…busted!
Too healthy by far. Arms above your head please.
He never asks … he just takes what he wants.
On the rack….has it been 15 minutes? haha…Bond is getting a bit of his own business…Rack Raped. How about a little Turkish Bath?
See ya later … Alligator.
Mink it reduces the tensions…
Social Secretary…if you know what I mean.
Hey…this guy looks just like me…the gas!!
Gamma Gas…and most important…your monies.
I am Derval. I’ll let number 1 know.
Exercise after mink rub downs…you must be joking.
So 007 is on a retreat after his encounter to recover and he uncovers an international Spectre plot? Cause they all hang out at the same spas? and have a friendly game of fuck abouts.
Seems like a bad idea to use a gas that kills
I see you out there…grabs and strangles with the phone.
Gas right to the mask…and we dead. couldn’t they just hold their breath for like 5 seconds?
NATO training flight…so the Atom bomb… MOS type.
This has more big action scenes than anything before it in the series.
Water landing lights…hey…we didn’t blow up! cool.
All these models are fun. This feels much more like a heist movie than anything so far.
Betrayed…duh.
Man the Winches!!
Submarine goes…brrrrrr…
Sharks are like the cats of the sea…they always so curious…”what is this?”
Number 2 speaking…
Send a message to the Execution Office.
This guy is shooting at me…but this motorcycle person has my back…and off goes the motorcycle.
456 and 457 … your bombs. Pay us 100 million pounds sterling…
Arrange for Big Ben to ring 7 times at 6PM… what…how we gonna do that?
Codename…. Thunderball.
Double agents
I will thank you to not refer to me as “The Old Man.”
What happened to his hat?
They sure are making use of the underwater stuff.
You swim like a man.
You don’t mind taking the service boat do you? Not at all.
This movie really likes to breath…just let the whole thing air out.
Have my Conch Chowder…being an aphrodisiac.
What sharp little eyes you have…wait till you get to my teeth.
Spectre talk…talking it up.
Are they dancing to any music? They way you…hold me.
I need a guy to keep an eye on me.
Bond always wearing the shorty shorts
I got a cassette in my book…it is a big book…
I can hear where you went..
Well hello Double 0 ooooof. shhhh
Fine way to treat the CIA
The little fish I throw back into the sea.
You were about to say 007…so I stopped you…but now I am going to say it.
Hot water! Hot! Hot!
We have a shark wading pool…will you take a swimm…oh yeah.
Into the shark wading pool…pool shark…do do do.
1898 was the last time Big Ben went 7 at 6
is that clever? if it can take picture in the dark…yes.
4 minutes of air….if someone has a convenient pocket.
A radioactive pill for tracking. Swallow it now?
Lots of rapid zooms in this movie.
Our underwater guard spotted a guy in shorty shorts
hand grenades gonna rock your underwater world…
haha…we must have hit him with the propeller! Let’s look for the body…noooo….let’s get back and tell Largo
Volpe…she is the trouble. Spectre style.
She likes to drive fast…and stop faster.
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A separate pool for sharks no less.
Would you like to swim in my pool….nooo not that one.
That gun…looks more fitting for a women…snap.
Mr. Vargus…the other night.
Of course Vargus does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love…what do you do Vargus? Every man has his passion…mine is fishing…what is yours.
Pull… seems very difficult…no it isn’t is it.
She is offering the chowder.
The local Mardi Gras
Thank you for coming to our hat parade…
What do you mean she won’t talk?
Largo told you to be careful. Cyanide…she’s dead. If she could have held on for just a bit longer Paula.
Ricardo…someone tripped him and he fell on his face…that looked painful.
haha…he is some double O clumbsy ass dropping his gun.
Taking Vargus for a swim.Wait…does the regular pool have a tunnel to the shark pool? seems dangerous.
oh oh…tight tunnel…pardon me Mr. Shark…sorry old chap…better luck next time.
Tell him Paula’s dead. PAULA’S DEAD!
People always breaking into Jame’s Bond’s room…for either love making or murdering.
The Jankanoo…
Wild…you should be locked up in a cage. This bed feels like a cage.
The Junkaroo is just a bunch of noise.
Everytime they open a door there are henchmen.
Vanity has it’s dangers.
I made love to you for King and Country…
that was some high octane liquor….poof!
Shot in the leg…nooo…We got a Bleeder…
Ladies in bikinis and bands with hats… and lots of noise.
Meanwhile down at the Kiss Kiss club…hot foot dancing!!
Cha Cha Cha
He has good timing….gun comes out…oops…we shot her…we are out.
Felix is relegated to the helicopter..
Meanwhile down in the Golden Grotto…all you find down there is sharks. Sharks…waaaait a minute…
Hey…shoot one of those sharks to keep occupied.
Let’s check on the Disco Vilanti
As long as we are shooting underwater…we should really do the sex..and there go the sex bubbles.
Sea Egg Spines..they are poisonous
I hope we didn’t frighten the fish.
Oh Domino. I have to tell you about your brother…
Of course….that is why you made love to me…for my help.
More leg hair than than a Sea Egg Spine
Vargos got the point.
Time to take my radioactive pill
James Bond hiding in Wall Halls and Judo Chopping henchmen.
Check out my nuke detecting watch…what time is it? Nuke-o-Clock
Yellow Submarine go brrrrr
You have been a little too clever and now you are caught
This for heat..this for cold..applied scientifically vary vary slowly.
Miami is the target.
One eyed Number Two
Underwater gun battle with spear guns.
On you everything looks good.
Red vs black.
Haha…James bond and his kitchen sink scuba gear.
James bond get the scuba onesie.
And sharks thought they thrash about …wait till us humans get involved.
Underwater knife fight.
Pulling off someone’s googles will not make them drown.
Some sharks were harmed during the filming of this movie.
Doors are always shutting on James.
Make smoke…making smoke…Jettison cocooon…vrooom
haha…Bond made the Yacht goes faster…if faster was an options…why didn’t they use it.
ok..this is hilarious.
Harpooned right in the back.
I’m glad I killed him.
How often does James end up in the ocean with a lady?
This time he had a scientist?
What about the Scientist?
No time for love Mr. Bond…Zooom