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This week on filmsack we hog a whole piece of Bubble Yum, NO SHARESIES! and run from the mean old orphanage nuns and straight into the arms of our traitorous lover Netflix to explore the practically Uncharted territory of good video game based movies only to find this 2022 Action Adventure that starts with a heist then moves on to raiding some tombs and then ends with us swashing some buckles in the sky as we yell “Say hi to your brother for me.” Wahlberg really hates that.
Anywho, we found Magellan’s One-Eyed Willy of lost boats of gold and the lady villain boss wants us pirate shaped henchmen to remain on this ancient 16th century death trap full of oddly shaped gold, is this a pineapple or a turd, and be flown like a bunch of flopping fish caught in a net to the nearest offshore boat for retrieval. I have no reservations or sense of danger so I am just going to patrol the deck of this ship and wait for some shit to go down. Oh speaking of which. The shit…it is going down. Quickly fella’s grab a rope…we are about to engage! Suck it Errol Flynn. Google it. I’m old.
Randy, remember … if something is lost … it can be found … except for your innocence. That ship has sailed. Parkour!
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BRIEF
Treasure hunter Victor “Sully” Sullivan recruits street-smart Nathan Drake to help him recover a 500-year-old lost fortune amassed by explorer Ferdinand Magellan. What starts out as a heist soon becomes a globe-trotting, white-knuckle race to reach the prize before the ruthless Santiago Moncada can get his hands on it. If Sully and Nate can decipher the clues and solve one of the world’s oldest mysteries, they stand to find $5 billion in treasure — but only if they can learn to work together.
LINKS
IMDB – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464335/
WIKIPEDIA – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncharted_(film)
Rotten Tomatoes – https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/uncharted_2022
TVTropes – https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/Uncharted2022
WHERE TO WATCH
Netflix – https://www.netflix.com/title/81199140
MORE WAYS TO WATCH – https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/uncharted-2017
TRAILER/CLIPS
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Uncharted (2022) – Like a movie based on a video game based on a series of movies based on some other movies that were probably based on some books that are not this movie. #tropealicious #ohcrap
SHOW NOTES
- Spider-man…spider-man
- Woke up falling in true uncharted fashion.
- Sony video games!
- Free falling…sorry guy…I killed you.
- 15 years earlier.
- Let’s share this gum..hey!! Punk.
- You know what Magellan was really looking for? He never made it home…
- Pirate Blood…Sir Frances Drake…well what mom and dad used to say.
- Lost vs Gone. It is lost you can find it…but mom and dad…they just gone.
- 3rd strike Sam..you out of the orphan home ran by nuns.
- Big brother gonna give you his ring.
- Greatness from small beginnings…that is you and me bruh.
- I ain’t going to jail…I’m outta here.
- Boston. 15 years ago.
- Never forget you are a Drake….DRAAAAKE
- This faulty lighter works…
- You can call me Sully.
- Thou shalt not steal
- He is a pick pocket
- The oldest map in the world
- The infamous 18.
- He is lost…Sam is gone.
- Heck…we were almost friends…then he ghosted me.
- 2 keys…1 for the captain…1 for the crew.
- I already have the Captains key…we got an auction for crew key
- 50/50 on the gold…you get 10%
- Tom Holland Cocktail. Bartender by night…heist man..also by night?
- You said preserving but you mean looting.
- I’m not going to keep this thing…it’s going to shit all over my floor.
- Bubble Yum..no bubbalicious.
- Bubble Gum Martini
- 16 century cross.
- About to get a proper Scottish welcome. Scottish Talk
- You proved yourself again kid.
- She has the other cross…you let her take the cross.
- Alter Cruxifix
- Honor Among Thieves. Trust one another
- This history lesson.
- Puss and Boots Father wants to give away the fortune so he can get into heaven.
- Nuns…why does it always have to be Nuns
- This church basement leads to a rave.
- I’m not really much of a dancer
- Inferno the bar. Let’s Rave to the fire…yeah yeah.
- I’m literally in a Papa Jon’s right now.
- One in Heaven and One in Hell trust your fellow man.
- 8 foot tall Roman Urns.. full of salt..and a MAP!
- Betrayed by your own Puss and Boots!
- Remember…if something is lost…it can be found.
- Braddock shot his brother
- Don’t scratch my car.
- I bring honor back to my house. Uh oh… he dead. Fuss and Poops
- Hard to find a good partner in this game.
- You don’t have a parachute? Follow me!
- Banda Sea
- Fell out of a car that fell out of a plane. That happened to me once. (who dat?)
- Maybe the postcards have a cypher… let me get my gum on.
- The Keys are your Compass
- Always wanting to share his discovers…but not with these people.
- I got trust issues .. and for good reason.
- The minute you start to trust someone you lose.
- Good thing he has been training for cannon barrel climbing.
- False top…old pirate trick
- We better get small…or in your case smaller.
- come down here for a quick cuddle.
- What is it with you and small spaces…
- He does like the alcohol.
- Could you even pick up a pirate ship
- Lemmie see that for a second.
- Real nice.
- Sky ship mutany.
- That is the longest flight from beech to ship..
- An airship to airship battle…that is pretty wild.
- Finally. Nathan Draked up with the guns.
- If I lose…so do you.
- Like taking a treasure boat to the head.
- Gold or Drake.
- Property of the Philippines now. Except for my Pants Gold…this…and this…this gold is shaped funny.
- This means a lot to me…bubble gum.
- Sequel!
- Mr. Whiskers is going to be a part of the sequel.
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