Jurassic Park III (2001) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

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This week on Filmsack, we strap into our dino snack pack parasail gear attached to the front of mom’s new ex-boyfriend and drop into JURASSIC PARK… number… I want to say… III dino swipes?… for some “Ooh, ah, that’s how it always starts. But then later there’s the running and the screaming” from this 2001 Terrible Lizard Adventure now hiding in the fog waiting for tasty human treats to steal their eggs over on Puh-Cock.. a NBCUniversal Comcast Conglomerate larger than the Spinosaurus chasing you to try and return your satellite phone. Wait! human. It for you! It about your car insurance.

Anywho,  I have a theory that there are two kinds of boys. There are those that want to be astronomers, and those that want to be astronauts. The astronomer, or the paleontologist, gets to study … aaand I’m kidding of course… there is only 1 kind of boy… the kind that cheerfully digs through dino poop for a satellite phone. Found it! Hello? No, I have no time to talk about my car insurance.

Randy, how did you get T-Rex Pee… you know what… never mind… I don’t want to know.

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BRIEF

Paleontologist Alan Grant is tricked into joining a private flight over Isla Sorna, only to crash-land and become stranded on an island filled with genetically engineered dinosaurs. As the group searches for a missing child, they must evade new predators, navigate raptor territory, and survive long enough to be rescued.

2001 | PG-13 | Action/Sci-Fi/Adventure | 1h 32m

LINKS

IMDB: Jurassic Park III (2001)

Wikipedia: Jurassic Park III Wiki

Rotten Tomatoes: RT Page

TVTropes: TV Tropes

WHERE TO WATCH

Streaming: [Check availability on JustWatch]

TRAILER/CLIPS

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SHOW NOTES

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• from Universal world to Amblin across the moon… dino impact water tremors
• Swipe for 3!
• Meanwhile on ISLA Sorna… 207 Miles West of Costa Rica – restricted!
• planes, boats, parasails and dinos. Dino Soar! weeeee… until not weee!
• That kid’s name has to be Danny.
• Yeah… if these fools want to pay us money to parasail their kids outside of dino island.
• Weeee…  it’s gonna be ok bud… we are just going to green screen our way down to dino land.
• Actually, Randy those are herbivores… they won’t fight…. now… meat eaters.. they be like nom nom nom.
• Alan is back … Too bad they couldn’t make it work.
• Let’s recap the raptors and set up the pending danger.
• Awww… Ellie ain’t coming?
• The Dinosaur man… is a dinosaur.
• Questions… that do not involve Jurassic Part… and I wasn’t in part 2.
• Genetical Theme Park Dinosaurs.
• Meanwhile, Fort Peck Lack, Montana
• I can never tell what is rock and what is bone… brush slowly… now let me touch your hand as we play in the dino dirt.
• You like computers right?
• Holy Crap… this was probably the first time I saw a 3d printer… 2001.
• Behold… I give you the resonating chamber of a Raptor… sounds like a Kazoo.
• Ice Pick, Catfish.
• We got tickets to the first commercial flights to the moon.
• Import – Export.
• They keep dragging me back in. Good thing I am desperate.
• Randy, I can write all kinds of numbers on this check. Tell me… what it’s gonna take.
• This is how Hammond got him.
• This is his lucky bag. Wow that does sound lucky.
• That is the great thing about bones is they don’t run away… they are totally going to run away.
• Flying next to a raptor… that talks!
• They pull a Mr. T on Dr. Grant.
• Will you tell your wife to stop making that noise… it is a bad idea.
• Randy, we have to leave… we have to leave now.
• Cooper ain’t gonna make it…. Hey… that’s Cooper.. Dangit Cooper.
• mmm… tasty plane snacks.
• Mrs. Kirby is a bit of a loose cannon.
• This dino really wants his airline human treats.
• Cool shot… making your way through the crowd.
• Out of the frying dino pan and into the even fryier dino pan.
• What… he took down the T-Rex.
• You mean there are 2 islands with dinosaurs?
• Randy, either way… we probably won’t get off this island alive.
• Almost all of this has been practical effects… almost feels like a Universal Theme Ride.
• been missing for months.
• I’ll make this up to you… if you ever need a bathroom remodel.
• Flash Light McGyver gonna make your camera work.
• Mrs. Kirby is so loud. Get her back Mr. Kirby.
• Dr. Grant…. come look at deez eggs… what you think we should do?
• Billy took some eggs… ya fool!
• Little Baby Dinosaur pods.
• No… this is how you play god.
• That Raptor is a snitch. 
• Mr. Udusky… met a bad end.
• I say let them eat her.
• That raptor snapped his neck. Brutal!
• What are you saying… what are you looking for?
• That kid done gone Feral.
• Hey… you want some bottom of the can beans? mmm… bottom of the giant can of beans.
• Randy, how did you get T-Rex Pee… you know what… nevermind… I don’t want to know.
• I’ve totaled 3 cars in 1 year.
• Rescue boat? Now… something someone left behind. It floats.
• Raptors are always losing claws.
• Eric is a good listener.
• Oh chit… That cage did not hold him.
• I heard the phone… 
• Alan. Please give me the bag.. Did you steal Raptor Eggs.
• Those Raptors have like a million eggs…
• With the best intentions… some of the worst things
• Do you guys have the Raptor eggs?
• This island has too many fog hot spots for me.
• Dead rover dead rover… send the mom on over.
• omg.. It’s a birdcage… and I touched that giant poo!
• Billy made a mistake and is trying to correct it by doing something stupid.
• That Terrible Dactical on the bridge in the fog is terrifying.
• Billy is a bird snack.
• Randy, What about Billy!?
• Big Bird is like… you seen Billy? You next.
• You left the door open.
• “You are just as bad as the people who built this place.”
• Billy just want to touch things… cause he is just on of the 2 types of boys… a see’er and a touching… 
• Randy, you know something. Billy was right…. and dead.
• haha… still love they essentially tagged the dino with the cell phone.
• Time to dig for the poo phone.
• Charlie got distracted by the purple dinosaur.
• The River. Site B.
• Man.. that dino really wants him some tasty human meats. One you pop. You can’t stop.
• “You hear that…” “You Hear that?” Humans have good ears in this movie.
• This one… the blonde… she stope the eggs.
• See… I told you… she has the eggs.
• Respect… they called for help… just take my eggs and get out of here.
• She sent the Navy and the Marines.
• Billy ain’t dead!
• oh goody… the dinos can fly now… we are so screwed.
• There are 3 of them… just like the movie.

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