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Bandits (2001) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Thank you for the lovely dinner Mrs Banks. Please don’t cry. Mr. Banks could we bother you to set up the Monopoly Board? You da best Mr. Banks! Now remember what we told you. We aren’t like those horrible “sleepover bandits” that spend the night with a bank manager and then rob them the next morning. Nope, we’re just going to play a little game of Monopoly and we’ll be out of your hair. We’re the Board Game bandits!

Now hand me the car Mr. Banks (beat) because I’m always the car (beat) and I have a gun, now stop crying. Also, you are the Banker Mr. Banks because…. ‘duh.’

Oh, so you picked the fancy little dog. no no.. I almost picked the fancy little dog…but I’m sticking with the car. Ok, I’m rolling first annnnnd I rolled a 10…hmm…that lands me at jail…give me the dog…no…..you can be the car…. in jail…what? I know it’s just visiting! whatever…

I’m rolling as the dog…stop crying…your turn was the car and the car has already rolled. aaaand I rolled another 10! You know what…just give me the money…stuff it in this crown royal bag I stole from your liquor cabinet…don’t bother with the 1’s…c’mon hurry up Mr. Banks..

Alright, So thanks again Mr. and Mrs. Banks for a lovely evening. Oh look…their mailbox says “The Ibbotts” Boy did I get that wrong…oh well…I guess there are worst ways to spend a Saturday Night. Boom…TWIST ENDING! Epic long intro and done! Boom…give me my prize…what…it’s not a competition…whatever….keep telling yourself that loser.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0219965/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandits_(2001_film)

TWITTER

Bandits (2001) – Some Dialogue soup..Below my belt and above my knees, My Spaghetti is too long….and the sauce is too red…I hate it…Do you smell burning feathers

SHOW NOTES

  • The tale of 2 hair styles
  • One last big heist. Yes sir Joe knows what he is doing.
  • Alamo Savings and Loan
  • Most successful Bank robbers in US History.
  • They Dead.
  • “Criminals at Large” – The Sleepover Bandits
  • Previously, in the Oregon Prison.
  • Banned Garlic…but it cures it all….except a sucker punch.
  • Harry has symptoms
  • Joe needs some anger management!
  • Medication is quicker.
  • Cement Truck escape from the yard. Go Joe
  • Backyard Cement Truck…coming through.
  • We are going to need clothes, money, food.
  • Matching denim uniforms that say inmate on it.
  • Bandits don’t need a plan.
  • Joe is a ladies man. Terry not so much.
  • Highlighter bank robber
  • “May I please go back to prison.”
  • Hypochondriac partner
  • Stoned Phil….something funny about being an inmate Phil?
  • Party crashers…
  • Paradise…always trying to get to Paradise…
  • “I have sanitation issues Joe.” – Terry
  • Terry along for the ride…Tuxedos and Margaritas in Paradise
  • “We are bank robbers.”
  • Below my belt and above my knees…where is it…
  • Sleepover Bandits…Tuxedos and Margaritas…life is one big sunset.
  • Who is her dad?
  • Don’t borrow Phil’s car…it has a new transmission.
  • Harvey Pollard…Time malfunction…I’m gonna get a beer. “He’s honest and he follows real good.”
  • The Front Man: He rents the room, get’s the supplies, he drives the get away car.
  • “My Spaghetti is too long….and the sauce is too red…I hate it…” Thanks Betty
  • Crying lady…Saffron
  • “Know what they call me in prison?”
  • That is some seriously red hair…Kitchen Dance with a fridge black-light
  • Kitchen drunk. She is so emotional…highs and lows
  • Like a Billy Bob Thornton the hood of your car.
  • Kate is desperate…thank you for the lift.
  • “I’m feeling very fragile at the moment. I don’t need to be alone.”
  • How long has Terry been in prison…he don’t even know what onStar is.
  • Run over Billy Bob and end up a Hostage.
  • Spent 200k …one thing led to another and I am throwing out 50 dollar bills at the crowd
  • It’s hard being smart…that is a lot of nickels and the stress level is too damn high.
  • Finger Brush!
  • I saw it in a movie…a curtain between the bed. Some like it hot?
  • “Beavers and Ducks” nightmare again!
  • It must be a sign! Total Eclipse of the Heart! – Bonnie Tyler – Ultimate Chic Song. Haiku
  • I love all the pony songs. Wildfire…
  • Banker with emotional stress paralysis.
  • Let’s extend the 24 hour rule
  • It’s ok Larry.
  • Harvey is always lighting himself up.
  • Sick with Vaginitis.
  • Rob a bank…split up…spend a lot of money…repeat.
  • Are you achieving a low profile.
  • Go home Kate!
  • Billy Bob is always getting a concussion.
  • OMG…they have to go!
  • Live Fast and loose and wreck a lot
  • Ha. He jacked the box trick that almost killed them?
  • Joe has whiplash and cant find Kate!
  • That is a lot of Pink Flamingo
  • Ahh…the old…only 1 room left and you have to bunk with .
  • This weeble wobble song scared me half to death.
  • Jaw popping…grote.
  • Her husband was a terrible kisser.
  • Kate is just looking for an adventure.
  • Many happy returns. Sneezing fit! She fixed it. She scared him…suffocated him and slapped him.
  • Fear of getting smaller.
  • Antique Furniture is scaring me.
  • Black and White movies
  • You are not a cockroach…more like a beaver.
  • Looking for love in all the wrong places.
  • Joe is not handling it well
  • You broke Joe’s Heart
  • Just let me have her Joe.
  • Let Kate choose…
  • in other words…me or that guy…good looking or itchy.
  • Kate don’t want to choose.
  • I will be in Spain next week…but the house is right here…waiting on you…it’s where you belong.
  • Kate loves music…but music does not love her.
  • Kate has 2 loves.
  • Do you smell burning feathers?
  • Terry is very susceptible to suggestion
  • Dance paralysis.
  • Brain Tumor…Joe doesn’t have a brother Albert.
  • Together you are the perfect man.
  • Waiting for a fight club moment…they are one man and they are all in Kate’s head.
  • They never actually show the sleep over part.
  • Dinner and then breakfast then off to the bank.
  • 1 million dollar reward?
  • Fade to black.
  • That is why he was a stuntman.

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Pearl Harbor (2001) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

and welcome volunteer suckers….err…sackers. This week you may have made the bad life choice of agreeing to follow us into battle against Michael Bay’s 3 hour epic love story meets shoot ’em up meets I need another cup of coffee so I can stay awake until one of these stupid  childhood friends dies for good so I can go to bed already! Will he…won’t he…will he…oh shutup I stop caring 2 hours ago.

Anywho, You know who needs a beating? Rafe, A kid that nearly destroys half of the crops by messing around in his dad’s expensive crop duster on the tails of the Great Depression! That’s deserves a face paddling. In fact, this whole movie deserves a whooping! We need to head down to the hangers and replace the props on a few of those planes with paddles…. and then line these suckers up and administer some high rpm whoopings! You want a second dose of that Affleck? Here…have another…have all ya want!

Oh man…when did I become such an angry old man of 46…I used to pull for the spirited youth in movies…now I just want to punch ’em. I want to head over to Clint Eastwood’s house and grab a beer and a bat….. and march down to Affleck’s house and….oooooo..

alright…no more late night movies with coffee for me…I may have a problem.

Hey Affleck…Surprise attack!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0213149/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_Harbor_(film)

TWITTER

Pearl Harbor (2001) – Like Batman doing batman shit in a WWII Fighter Plane. It’s Bullshit..but it’s very very good bullshit.

SHOW NOTES

MICHAEL BAY! I wonder if this film will have stuff blowing up. Wait…it’s Pearl Harbor…it better have stuff blowing up!

Dogfight! in the backseat Spell it right Rafe. You can’t spell Ruder. Rafe is a fucking genius.

This is why I yell at my kids….

Mess with Dad’s stuff…that’s a beatin…ya Nazi

Man…this movie sounds great. I miss the days of Spielberg and Lucas.

Fast forward to WWII…soldiers and nurses in a far away land.

Batman doing batman shit. It’s Bullshit..but it’s very good bullshit.

Come on guys! We got nurses waiting! also, nurses can dance by themselves.

Is stuttering or speech impediments funny?

All these soldiers have issues.

Ma’am don’t take my wings. if he wasn’t as cute he would have failed.

These nurses are fancy.

Waiting on an animal cracker scene

Why would I want  to fall in love with any of these characters since I know this is a war movie…who’s gonna die?

A drop…not a smear!

A magical movie moment kiss. Ruined. Going down

Something to fight for. Something to live for.

Some really epic shots in this movie.

You shouldn’t test your loves. She loves me.

Dear Rafe, I’m on the beach getting some rays…hope you are enjoying your cold ass war.

Remember…he slapped your momma.

Backwards Stuff Sometimes Is. No worries. Nurse needs a project.

Bunch of Hooligans.

Noo…WWII Flying ace!

Going down!

ugh…letters keep coming.

For 3 or 4 months these soldiers and nurses had it pretty great.

You do not scoop up your brother’s girl when he is Dead

Do a Barrel Role.

Uh oh. Morning sickness

Spine tingles…goosebumps….a guess

Here comes the real surprise attack. Rafe is back!

Shoot ’em from behind!

Bar brawl!! I’m back from the dead and I’m mad as hell.

Why are these kids out playing Little League? How early is that? On A Saturday? Nope Sunday.

Ahh…the roller coaster of having a brother

SURPRISE! WAKE UP!

Let me show you how to Cook! Pew Pew Pew. How do you like your Sushi? Raw…Pew pew pew…SAKE

We took a lot of damage.

I’m helping these patients! and It’s gonna hurt.

Get some guns in that tower!

Playing chicken with these Jap suckers.

Can not say I am enjoying watching Ben Affleck doing his midwest trash talk.

Fight tha fight. Give the blood. Rescue the harbor.

Oh it’s on now. You can’t attack Merica. Time to fire up the industrial machine.

This is not going to go well.

I like sub commanders…they don’t have time for bullshit

Cuba…earning respect by punching faces and shooting guns.

oh boo hoo…you made a deal with God. You got what you wanted

Rafe..I’m pregnant…what!? Is it mine? Wait…we ain’t ever done nothing! waaait a minutes…is that Danny’s baby!

God…if you just let me not drown here in this plane and let me get back home to see my beautiful, faithful girlfriend….and my amazing best friend Danny. I promise I will never look at plane porn again or drink cheap whiskey.

What’s in Rafe’s little box? awww…bummer…just some letters.

We are the tip of the swrod

Is that one anti-aircraft assistant pointing with a knife?

Really gonna piss off the Chinese if you land in their rice paddies.

Rafe…I think I got sumptin in my neck.

This movie sucks.

Oh come on universe! Every time I send a man off to war he gets killed. I got to suffer through it twice!?

OH NO! The Family Drama. He better live…You know Bay likes his surprise happy endings. Wait…whose the daddy?