R | | Comedy, Crime, Drama | 31 March 1989 (USA)
Can I Stream It?
Intro: Scotts, Brians, uh Randy… Dear Angry Diary, Today I bought a monocle. and by bought I mean shoved down my pants like a thanksgiving turkey in a Jane’s Addiction video. Also, suck me gently with a shop vac…this movie was very….part of my early 20s
Final Shooting Script
Twitter: Heathers (1988) – Like a lunchtime poll about tater tots. Shutup and let me eat my tots Heather.
What will I be? I will be Christian Slater.
Red is the color of the powerful and rich.
That sitting area needs a gate
Whatever will be will be…Casa Ra
Heather is reading Moby Dick…some pretty heady stuff for a Heather.
It’s like caddy shack.
Wow…that diary is going to get filled pretty quick if you write that big.
What is your damage?
It will be Very.
Starting to think Heathers are not nice.
Put a Heather on my Johnson.
Heather, Heather, Heather, Randy
Christian Slater is intrigued.
Desperate Throwback Photo Girl is sporting fake glasses.
Buying stuff at the limited.
Let’s take a lunch time poll on Filmsack about social morales.
Screw me gently with a chainsaw.
The Geek Squad? Does Best Buy know this movie stole their name?
Laugh at the fat girl
Use your own finger…
Man that is one long Lunch break.
Greetings and Salutations.
I’m a Brian
Who does that guy in the coat think he is? Bo Diddly?
You could not shoot a gun with blanks at a school today…or then.
Keggers with kids.
I got to motor.
BQ or plain. BQ …..mmmm cornuts.
Wynona was only 15 here…I feel dirty.
Feast on a turbo dog.
Everything was Very, Severe, Extreme, Intense
Throw your coats on the floor…
College guys getting blown away by high school students.
Nothing says creepy like wood paneling.
I just want to get laid..torso pat.
Swatch Dogs and Diet Coke Heads.
A real cooz? Kooz?
Grody…lick it up baby…lick it up
I have never had anyone enter through my window. Happens in movies a lot.
Milk and Orange Juice has an upchuck factor of 2
This movie brought to you by Carnation Milk.
Wrong cup!!! Don’t do it.
Night time scrunchies.
That would be terrible to watch someone die from drinking drain cleaner.
“I can’t believe this is my life.”
Sylvia Plath – The Bell Jar. Suicide note!
I’ve been in the Teacher’s Office before and it don’t look like that.
Heather 2 now has the red scrunchie
Dang Hippie art teacher.
Peter is a real dick.
That VCR is encased in some kind of rock plaster.
Father Bob is kind of odd. What a strange relationship with these parents.
Waving from a library window in Texas?
The MTV Video Games…hehe..
Do you pray over the dead at a funeral one at a time with inner monologue
None of the nerds in this movie are wearing real glasses.
Mmmm…Mmmmm…I can’t get enough of them…Corn Nuts that is.
Cow tipping….color me unimpressed.
Geez…the Heather raping in the field is unnerving.
Big Fun ! Teenage Suicide…Just Don’t Do It…
Lewis is Mr. Mosby.
A sword fight in your mouth….nice.
Winona Ryder has more wardrobe changes than…something
A gay care package?
Hair Tufts vs Skins.
Veronica is not the smartest cookie.
Trenchcoats are no longer a thing thanks to those jerks.
Wow…she is a good shot.
Supertroopers in the woods
Bottled water in the late 80s…
Car cigarette lighters..that’s what the charge ports were in cars back then.
Pretty intense…cigarette lighter burns…that is some hurt ass shit.
A Heather dies and can’t even get a half day. Two Jocks die and school is cancelled.
I love my dead gay son!
Dear Angry Diary…I bought a monocle today…and a bottle of vodka.
Veronica Monocle..Winona Monocle. UniFocal. Monocle Ryder.
Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs? I thought that was what saved them.
The judge told them to slurp shit and die.
I don’t patronize bunny rabbits.
Hot Probs is on!
mmm…form feed dot matrix paper…
Could this movie be made today? Images of school shootings and bombings.
Is Christian Slater wearing a walkman or discman?
remember Discman…what a piece of horrible idea…spinning discs strapped to your hip.
My life needs more Pep Rallies on Fridays
Cool. Cheerleader Crotch Wheels
Oh no…knife in the top of the bomb…now we will never know whether he was lying about pressing the middle button.
The “barely survived it” walk at the end of movies.
The (Christian) Slate(r) is clean.
Let’s rent some new releases…pop some popcorn here on filmsack.