INTRO
Oh hi,
Greetings human, I am Dudley Duddits of the Space Mounties and I am in pursuit of Donnie Duddits. He’s….uh…how do you humans say…special?
Apparently, he has emotionally attached himself to a cartoon dog with a speech impediment and hopes to endear himself to you humans by taking on these properties. Wow, this is more complicated than necessary.
Anywho, have you encountered such a being?
Also, did you know, it’s butt weasel season? Be sure to cover your orifices human.
Coincidently, we have been monitoring your people…and I have a friendly bet going with the crew.
if it is bestiality when a human attempts to mate with an animal…gross by the way…is it then called me-stiality when one attempts to please oneself? The Galaxy wants to know.
Geez, how much Oxy and Day time TV was King watching when he wrote this. Kiss my bender.
LINKS
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285531/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreamcatcher_(2003_film)
Dreamcatcher (2003) – Like expressing something in 280 characters when 140 is sufficient. Still room for a Butt Weasels.
SHOW NOTES
This sure is a lot of opening credits
This was 5 minutes after X-Files movie?
It’s a dream-catcher and SSDD
EARLY GRAVE! I prefer being late.
King never shy’s away from Fat as Fear…
Memory Warehouse
Time to off yourself. Psycho Psychiatrist. Jonesy?
Great you just shot the guy next door.
So far…office jobs.
Is everybody Psychic?
another desk job.
Best fried clams in the state…that is a weird first date.
The key trick does not get you dates.
Half past 6…she ain’t gonna be there.
Jason Lee is the only one without a job. Unless you count drunk with a toothpick.
SSDD
Beaver has nothing. Jonesy has wife and kids.
Save ON MEATS!
As soon as we figured out a way to show people getting hit by cars on film. We used the hell out of it.
Otch Out Fo Miestr Gay
Bite My Bag.
Wait…Beaver got a blow job from a lady after Bingo?
Derry? Like in IT and other Stephen King small town stories?
In the movies. Kiss when you wake up?
Promiseland….reference.
Mental Warehouse.
Keep Duddits on the 3rd level
20 years out to Hole in the wall.
Duddits is our dreamcatcher.
Remember when….
Scooby Doo lunch box!
You want to eat half of this dog turd? I mean that is like 5 way turd
Pete can fly.
What kind of bully standoff is this. Happens all the time in Stephen King world.
Blue Buyousuusi
Oooby oooby dooo…
I duddits!
No Bounce, No Play…sometimes I think Stephen King writes down everything he thinks.
Jonesy’s brain warehouse is the warehouse where they meet duddits
Snow in the eye!! glasses..phew.
That’s no deer! That’s a maaan! A stumble man.
Jonesy got ran over by a car and 6 months later only has a limp.
Indian Charm…catches nightmares.
They keep the Dreamcatcher in the hole int he wall.
Is it on the wagon or off the wagon.
Henry forced the guy to eat himself to death. Is that ever listed as cause of death?
Toothpicks are gross.
Mother used to feed me pea soup…
Have you been eating wood chuck turds?
There are fart jokes….there are lots of gross fart jokes.
If you need to urk. also, don’t take a shit in the linen closet.
The kids do not look much like the adults.
Know what is a bad idea…getting a run at a hill in the snow.
I’ve never flipped a car. Unsure if I would be laughing about it.
Peanut Butter calms me down. How do you eat peanut butter…spoon? butter knife? finger?
Great jump scare…saw it from a mile away…but still. Miss Roadkill got me.
Trying to keep a toothpick in your mouth while yelling at a helicopter.
Why is God (Morgan Freeman.) watching me with his huge prosthetic eye worms?
Is this SSDD? In other words is this just weird shit or has the day finally come?
haha…Scooby Dooby Doo we got some work to do now.
What the hell does No Bounce, No Play mean.
Turd is a clinker.
Did you guys used to soak toothpicks in cinnamon?
Humor and Horror go hand in hand.
Blue Bayou comfort song.
Blue vs Gray?
That is one strong worm creature.
Oh man…that door handle coming off in your hand…that is the worst!
Beaver made a sacrifice. Was his power premonitions? bad feelings? I got a bad feeling about this Jonesy
That is one big alien. He’s translucent…and slimy.
Oh…his head popped into a red mist…gross.
Time to mobilize the military.
Is it my imagination or are Morgan Freeman’s eyebrows even bigger in this movie.
Named after that broad in Aliens.
Grey Boy look…
The Shit Weasels!
Blue Boy…Bucko
The alien only infects some.
We are not regular army…thank goodness Maple came in to explain it back to us.
Oh…do not Scout’s honor when the general has a loaded gun.
So much blood in this movie.
25 years he has been fighting aliens.
In Fast and hard , out clean and smiling.
She ain’t napping for farts!
The scene everybody loves…the Jonesy snap to smile.
The truck that handles like a luxury car.
Know things. Talk to one another. Duddits gave them the gift.
Writing your name in the snow….dick chomp!
Fire to the crotch is the only way to stop those things.
Mighty Mouse is on the way!
Beaver had nothing in his head.
Pete knows Mr. Gray is a bond Villian.
whisper messages while talking. Repeat emphasis?
The red stuff looks like rust for organics.
He used Beaves catchphrase.
Did he not notice the dead man in the tub?
Oh. They lay eggs…really gross eggs.
Liquid Fire!!
oh no…they already hatched!
King uses leaches and wormy things a lot.
What is up with these guys and dropping sticks.
Can you light a match with your finger? Strike anywhere matches.
ohh…they use a maneuver called dreamcatcher with duddits in the middle.
Love this music they use when trying to locate the missing girl. It reminds me of 90s Goosebumps music.
Kids love hanging around trains! In King stories anyways.
Alien space crash.
I’m that dog. I’m that monster.
Aww…the greys are so swee….oh fuck! What are those things! Wormy shits…kill ’em all.
That ship has a self destruct and boy..
Bite my bag.
Wait…has he infested Jonesys body or is he mimicking it? Cause he just morphed into an alien.
Where is Jonesy? Is he in the head?
Grote…don’t eat the meat!
He’s got 4 boxes of Duddits…I could eat 4 boxes of Duddits at the movies. mmm…Milk Duddits.
That is a lot of hazmat suits.
Do we still say “Getting too old for this shit?”
The study shows squats.
A hitchhiker is our greatest fear.
Blue Boys, Blue Zone, Blue Camp. Blue Blue.
Shop at Walmart and never misses an episode of Friends
hehe…in true military fashion. He calls Eddie Dr. Boston…cause that is where he is from.
Over the Curtis line!
Time for some Star Wars wipes….lots of them.
call 1-800-Henry…that ain’t even numbers.
How much crack am I smoking right now? The gun is a phone. MY GUN IS A PHONE..EVERYTHING IS A PHONE.
Nice sweater jacket. Lukemia! No…not Duddits! Not the duds! Also, those Scooby Doo lunchboxes are indestructible.
Victory pose mom!
Uh oh…that gun has a tracker in it.
Keeping an Asian in your Truck closet.
What happened in Montana? Several mentions. Shit must have went bad. Tell us that story!
Wipe!
He ate the trooper!
Poor old Donnie. He looks sick!
Mr Gay is Mr. Gray. Mr. Gray wants war…or water. Duds
One worm…One worm to kill the world.
Would the military let a helicopter just fly away without pursuit?
WIPE
Go faster! Oops…car and snow no go. No Snow. No Go.
That may be overkill to kill somebody with a helicopter.
Mutual Kill.
Morgan Freeman wore fake eyebrows! What!
Shoot him! Shoot him!
How heavy are manhole covers?
I can understand that big eel weasel getting int he water and causing problems. But that little jiggly worm would prolly get eet.
So the alien was inside…but is a mist? that can become solid? or did it come out of his butthole? or did the mist come from his butthole?
I want to dress as Duds for Halloween.
Duds needs to blow his nose.
Duds is heavy man. Heavier than he looks.
You thought you got me…I got you!! I Duddits!
Do all aliens have scorpion tails?
ew ew ew…red stuff! red stuff!
squish.
But to black!
Meanwhile back at the hole in the wall.
Fuck Me Freddy
Kiss My Bender
Bite My Bag
Fuckaree/row/roo
Jesus Christ-Bananas
Doodlyfuck
