Children Of The Corn

Children Of The Corn (1984) – Here ya go baby…I couldn’t help thinking this piece of paper and crayons would help your hundred and four degree fever……Now draw something horrific for mommy MMMM….Good coffee…doesn’t taste like poison at all. gaaaaahhh….what are you children doing Twitter: Children Of The Corn: Like setting a field of corn… Continue reading Children Of The Corn

Evil Dead II

Evil Dead II (1987)  84 min Rated X Evil Dead II (referred to in publicity materials as Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn[2]) is a 1987 American comedy horror film directed by Sam Raimi and a parody sequel[3][4][5]to the 1981 film The Evil Dead. The film was written by Raimi and Scott Spiegel (they wrote the screenplay during the… Continue reading Evil Dead II

Double Dragon

Double Dragon (1994) – ….To one son he gave the medallion for power over the body…for the other…the soul…And to his daughter he gave some wooden cookware…cause that is how they rolled in ancient china….Hey, my scroat has a mohawk too. Twitter: Double Dragon: Are you guys even real brothers? I am thinking way too hard… Continue reading Double Dragon

Deep Impact

Deep Impact (1998) – Szzhhhh….I don’t want to say we made it worse…but uh…we made it worse…Now we have 2 objects hurling towards earth. Now sit down America as I explain this like an 8th grade science teacher. Twitter:   Deep Impact: Like Armageddon. But with more character development….and just as depressing…would someone please work… Continue reading Deep Impact

Predators

Predators (2010) – eeeek….I’m falling from the sky!!! Oh dear lord…wait…I see other people…phew. oh good…they seem to have parachutes…and yes they are opening…phew…I’m going to be alright….splat. oh no…does my arm look bad. I mean it is in a really awkward way. Did I remember to pack that one guys parachute….hmmm…meh…who cares. Hey…ya know… Continue reading Predators

Empire Of The Ants

Empire Of The Ants (1977) – Alright, The way I see it…we have 3 choices to avoid being brainwashed by the giant ants. One: Fight the humans under the control of the giant ants. Just a reminder…they have guns. Two: Burn the giant controller ant in the gas chamber with this flare I have stuck… Continue reading Empire Of The Ants