Mimic (1997) – Aww crap you guys. This happens everytime I get something to eat topside. It get’s stuck “winnie the poo” style in the sewer drain and I have to rip it to pieces to get it down the hole. I hate it when that happens. Bruised Meat! No No…by all means…please keep trying… Continue reading Mimic


Equilibrium (2002) –  In case you can’t read…here are some voice over narration, Meanwhile back at the Palace of Justice! Gun Kata!! Grammaton Cleric listens to the grammaphone. Grammaphone Cleric. Twitter: Equilibrium: A movie about taking drugs so you can put up with your smart ass 8 year old. EC-10  I need an EC-10 for… Continue reading Equilibrium


Listen Now Popeye (1980)  114 min Rated PG Popeye is a 1980 musical comedy live-action film adaptation directed by Robert Altman and adapted from E. C. Segar‘s Thimble Theatre aka Popeye comic strip. It stars Robin Williams (his film debut as an actor) as Popeye the Sailor Man and Shelley Duvall as Olive Oyl. It premiered on December 6, 1980 in Los Angeles, California, to mixed reviews… Continue reading Popeye


Barbarella (1968) – Yes…I will play you like a piano. At first it will feel rather warm and pleasant…then it will hurt like hell. No Wait. This is the bikini waxer setting. One moment please. Love Twitter: Barbarella- Saving the universe with her [vagina] [sex] [cooch] [loving] [love box] [box] (double entendre intended) Good night Alfie… Continue reading Barbarella

Repo: The Generic Opera

Repo: The Genetic Opera (2008) – Look here mister…I don’t care if I haven’t paid on my left nut in over 6 months. Possession is still 9/10ths of the law…and dear lord what are you doing!! Surgery…Surgery…Surgery…Surgery… That’s right….I went with the easy joke….good luck you other guys.  I also had something about Minnie Pearl… Continue reading Repo: The Generic Opera

Children Of The Corn

Children Of The Corn (1984) – Here ya go baby…I couldn’t help thinking this piece of paper and crayons would help your hundred and four degree fever……Now draw something horrific for mommy MMMM….Good coffee…doesn’t taste like poison at all. gaaaaahhh….what are you children doing Twitter: Children Of The Corn: Like setting a field of corn… Continue reading Children Of The Corn