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Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses (2014) Show Notes

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Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses (2014)

R  |  Video  |   |  Action, Drama  |  26 March 2014 (Italy)

 

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Intro: Oh hi, So I couldn’t figure out if I wanted  my ass kicked standing up or sitting down. So I just ordered a bottled water instead. Turns out I prefer my ass kicked on the bus floor in the fetal position with gum stuck to my head. I didn’t age well.

 

IMDB

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2996648/

Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Asses

YouTube Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1_VT9DtewE

 

Twitter: Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses (2014) – Like trying to Netflix and Chill when suddenly Danny Trejo kicks down your door.  Should have picked up them Depends. 

 

Notes:

 

Stand Up Asshole.

 

Would you prefer standing up ass kicking or sitting down ass kicking?

 

Honorary Popo

 

Fast Forward 3 years. Down at the Community Boxing rink

 

He found himself a blond….dog!

 

Fanny Pack productions is a great name

 

What a cruel thing to live to see your boby fail.

 

Pony Tail Trejo

 

When will we hate beards again? Not this week…love that beard.

 

Where is Apollo Creed’s boy?

 

I guess the Gatorade is free.

 

Ha! Don’t need to get your nuts in my face.

 

Grumpy old men.

 

Is this the same store Danny owned in Die Hard?

 

Has Danny Glover always been too old for this shit?

 

Body Blow. Body Blow.

 

Is that kids name Salts? nope…

 

That kid Raymond is pale enough to be in Twilight.

 

 

Hoodie with a leather jacket over it. Popular in movies and TV harder to pull off in real life.

 

When a kid tells you he saved up for something. He didn’t…he’s a punk.

 

Trejo has cauliflower ear lobes.

 

Look…it’s Miami Vice. Where are the wicker shoes Spanish Sonny?

 

This movie is Italian.

 

You brought fists to a knife fight? Classic mistake. Stab Stab

 

Escalation! Now Danny has something to be a bad ass about.

 

How do you play Barbies?

 

That is a lot of scroat toe Danny is sporting in those leisure suit pants.

 

Trejo yells everything…even when whispering. Gravely!

 

We need a hero! Mr. Vega…we need a hero. How about a reluctant hero?

 

Where did Danny Glover find a members only jacket.

 

Good bye money. I think I will have a heart attack instead.

 

Is he agoraphobic? Yep.

 

ha! Morgan Freeman. Should have called him Danny Glover.

 

Cops stuffing their faces with pastries from time to time.

 

Drugs are for losers…just like Nancy Reagan said.

 

Drug flash Mini Montage

 

He was only selling drugs to support his family and to buy coach a

cell phone.

 

“Oh shit” man made me laugh. Not sure if that is how I would react if I was Netflix and Chill and Trejo came busting in.

 

Don’t be contacting my kids on Instagram.

 

That dude was not playing the piano…unless you mean playing us for suckers.

 

“How should I say…”

 

Bad dad.

 

The reluctant bad guy son who is just trying to please his dad.

 

Trejo has a back door to the liquor store.

 

Trejo is about to bring out the drunken spanish monkey kungfu

 

Hey it’s KC from TMNT! Nope…it’s Members Only president and only black hockey player Danny Glover.

 

I didn’t need the camera man to “dwell” on Danny Glovers junk.

 

That dudes wound is crackling when you jam it with a knife…ooooh….it’s his ribs.

 

Are there any African American Hockey Players…to google.

 

haha…some rare liver disease no one has ever heard of…but the doctors know how long he is going to live.

 

hehe…what was that zoom in about on Trejo and Glover. They each got one.

 

Smurfette Trejo or Brainy Glover.

 

Tracksuit! Old people have a lot of the same clothes. Bought for life.

 

Slow Mo Guitar Riff Walking

 

Guatamalan Tourist and 7up

 

Old dude perverts.

 

Glover is the patient one

 

The reluctant hero is always putting peoples careers in jeopardy. Especially for retiring cops.

 

Green Machine…I miss those.

 

Suddenly Trejo is a phone expert.

 

Solo Cup tits.

 

Old Man Strength. Fact or fiction?

 

I can’t keep a towel on while walking from the bathroom to my closet. This guy gets beat up and can. 

 

So…that metal fan is cutting that dudes dick? too far.

 

Glover is a playa!

 

Is this movie reverse ageist?

 

Manny’s little sister is bringing me down.

 

Gee…I wonder if that secret door will come into play later on?

 

Oh and a gun…will they use it?

 

Don’t nobody want your used up Trejo liver.

 

Escalation.

 

This is almost Lethal Weapon: sad old man edition.

 

Rent a cop reminds me of Zach Galifianakis

 

That was the slowest take down ever of the rent-a-cop by glover

 

Eye Gore!

 

Eye for an Eye…literal.

 

Those bus route interstitions are weird.

 

Getting sick of Manny’s little sister.

 

Can we go to Chuck-E-Cheese’s! Please! No

 

Danny Glover never hits on Manny’s 30/40 year old mom…But college age girls…you bet!

 

This is the equivalent of an old man’s wet dream.

 

Diplomatic Immunity…always thwarting the good guys. Is this reality? Also, didn’t that happen in Lethal Weapon?

 

Stinking badges we don’t need any

 

Fake breath smoke is too fake

 

Mexican MacGyver

 

Glover realigning his hip is too much like Riggs bum shoulder.

 

It’s always a disappointing story behind an eye patch

 

Good Neighbor Diane has some scary arm veins.

 

Wow…that exterior shot of Trejo and Glover in the truck was bad.

 

How lame will Text popups on screen during movies look 10 years from now…2 years from now.

 

Guys with machine guns sitting on the edge of a helicopter. Looks like a sucky job and you usually end up dead.

 

3rd wall broken. Expendables parting gift gun.

 

What kind of rare liver disease makes you cough up blood?

 

I can’t catch up with someone if they make it through a red light and I don’t. How do you catch up with someone who has like a 30 minute head start.

 

All that hiding and fancy rolling out the back of a truck to just get shot in the head.

 

haha…somebody please call Amberance.

 

What are the odds that Glover and the bad guy are liver matches.

 

Yep…Old man Wet Dream

I wonder if you have to take a Viagra to have an old man wet dream?

 

 

 

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