Æon Flux (2005)
PG-13 | | Action, Sci-Fi | 2 December 2005 (USA)
[These are the show notes I use while recording the Filmsack podcast with Scott Johnson, Randy Jordan and Brian Ibbott.]
Intro: Hey Monkey Hand Feet (Casandra)…why don’t you be my Tripwire Canary and run through this organic minefield of crazy dystopian weaponry, so I don’t get hurt. spider walk! spider walk! spider walk!
Twitter: AEon Flux (2005) – Like male pattern baldness 400 years in the future. Sorry Daryl, still no cure! But we do have monkey hand feet! monkey hand feet! –@thebriandunaway
grody….flys puke when they land…puked right in the eye.
2011 is gonna suck!
That look when you pass someone on the street….and they are too close.
Goodchild is da boss.
Girl…you got a panty on your head.
Oh…remember slow mo walks down steps.
What are these…rainbow ninjas!!
Nature is pissssssed
I wonder who the rebels are…could they be the goth looking people
Grossest way to exchange data capsules ever.
and now I am playing Assasin’s Creed.
Eon! That is how you say it.
Walking and astral projecting! Sounds risky.
Oh…technology of the future proves that photos will one day be holograms encapsulated in amber.
Clothes of the future are stupid looking.
Ninja Gymnist Assassin
The pool of tears…that ring is crying
She is disrupting the monitoring!
Why is there a fruit pool?
This Kitchen seems very Asian.
Shot in the face!!
She wasn’t a Monican…she was a Dominican.
The one thing they get right…insensible sleep wear
Why would your ear phone implant glow…you wouldn’t be able to see it…
hehe…penetrate his security
Hey lady…you got some kind of pollen coming out your mouth
Monkey hand feet!
I should replace my feet with other body parts.
This garden is organically armed to the teeth.
Things that work in animation do not always work in movies. Like this whole movie
AEon was very thin and alien looking in the animated series. It made sense for her character to slither along like a scorpion. Here…not so much
Good thing AEon has her monkey hand feet friend to find all the booby traps first
The room of red chairs. I make all my decisions here.
A leader named Trevor…it has to be the future.
That has to be the worst arm scar map ever.
Just let me switch my eye ball into ….scary as f*ck mode…
Whistle controlled marbles to the rescue…We scrub so you don’t have to.
Seems like jumping over the portholes would be the most inefficient way of travel. I mean it looked cool..
Token black guy of the future. Was this 2005? C’mon!
Trevor tried to dope me…is dope still a word in 2500 whatever the hell it said.
Hey…it’s a chemical message…in a bottle…message in a bottle! BTDub
Aeon is always trying to take a man’s head off.
Nope…not interested. Would not go down the steps that opened up in the floor.
Geez Trevor…love yourself much? Look at all those paintings of yourself.
All this technology
This leather spider garter belt is very slimming…and now I’m somewhere else. So many dimensions…so little space
oww…gas pipes to the back…ouch. Earring gernade pin pull hurts like a mutha
I see there is still no cure for male pattern baldness in the future.
Water Tech has really come a long way.
Betrayed by monkey hand feet….that really hurts.
I think the casting director said…”looking for people with unique faces to play parts in movie about the future…”
The GoodChild Blimp.
The big jellyfish in the sky says I should be eating more fiber.
She is going to Cirque Du Soleil this GoodChild Blimp
Well this blimp is full of weirdness.
Milking this fruit
Why is the watcher in some kind cone of shame. Are they afraid he will like his butt and pull out the stiches.
All secrets are revealed…we are the Children of Men
This should be called the fingore movie
Hey..you are that guy who’s face is everywhere!
Everywhere you go there is some announcer lady telling you how things are going to go down.
Gross…ripped scab – band aid brand.
Garret. Trevor…it was all in the baby book for the 25th century.
The “Lost My Research” Trope.
Aeon Flux…breaking necks is what I do.
Oh my goodness Wilhelm Scream.
Something to fight for…Casandra.
What you doing? Are you gonna blow me up?
I’ve waited an hour and a half and I am tired.
You look like a pig in a blanket old man. Some kind of futuristic thermal foil pig in a blanket.
Death by blimp. It almost happened to me!
Thanks for the good times AEon Flux. Now go away.