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This week on FilmSack, I don’t know CHRISTINE… who should die?
Anywho, who is the KING of the road horror?
Randy, have you seen my car keys?
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BRIEF
In 1978, an awkward high school student purchases a rundown 1958 Plymouth Fury named Christine, unaware that the car is alive and dangerously possessive. As Christine restores herself and Arnie transforms, the line between owner and possessed begins to blur, leading to a trail of destruction.
1983 | R | Horror/Thriller | 1h 50m
LINKS
IMDB: Christine (1983)
Wikipedia: Christine Wiki
Rotten Tomatoes: RT Page
TVTropes: TV Tropes
WHERE TO WATCH
Streaming: [Check availability on JustWatch]
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Christine (1983) – Like a King on the Road to my nightmares.
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SHOW NOTES
- Well… this movie appears to be Bad To The Bones
- silent start! Rev… Revv.. vroooom
- Carpenter never pays for music… when he can make his own.
- First good King Film?
- meanwhile on the assembly line in 1957, Detroit…
- Would they make a series of cars on an assembly line different colors… beige…red… beige…
- That is some serious bandaging. Also, check… the hook spring needs to be adjusted.
- My new car has a certain cigar smell to it.
- Hey, what’s your job on the assembly line? Smoking and checking the radio for hot tunes.
- That guy eating a Zagnut?
- ok ok… Rockbridge, CA Sept 12, 1978…
- ok ok… 3rd song in the opening… we must have had a music licensing budget after all.
- That’s noise pollution… what you are doing… you might as well be dumping toxic waste on our lawn… like Arnie just did.
- Randy, your lunch… and try to keep it cold… there’s yogurt in there.
- His yuppie parents and their Volvo won’t be fixed if they don’t like him taking shop.
- Scrabble Falatio..
- Randy, it is time to talk about getting laid.
- Come on loser Arnie.
- Come on Arnie… lets get you laid… nah… I’ll just beat off.
- TTFN… Ta Ta’s For Now.
- She looks smart but has the body of a slut… yeah… look at those short pants.
- Go get her Bemis.
- Dennis is slumming it cause he hurt his knee?
- he stabbed my yogurt!!
- Yeah… that’s chickenshit.
- Come on buddy… put down the knife.
- Karate Knife…
- How you like me grabbing your dick in your tight pants Dennis..
- I don’t have to listen to garbage like you… now let me move your around by grabbing your shirt.
- Got to love John Travolta on Steroids looking guy.
- 20 years will do a number on a car.
- 93k miles on it.
- Her name is Christine.
- September… my asshole brother bought her back in 57.
- Randy, I’m selling this shit hole and buying a condo.
- $250 in 78… she is officially an antique. About $1300 dollars today.
- It most certainly not “it.”
- Everything is a committee meeting around here.
- Randy, you are keeping no car possessed by the devil at this house.
- Darnell’s do it yourself garage.
- Everybody bullies Arnie… His Parents, His classmates, His Garage rental owner..
- Bug out Dennis… you don’t need this shit.
- Christine is ugly like me… but I can fix her up… make her pretty.
- Got brand new windshield wipers for a busted windshield. You can’t polish a turd.
- Hey, don’t think you got the gold key to the crapper.
- Randy, I know you don’t have money falling out of your asshole… if you did you wouldn’t be here.
- You can raid my junk pile for whatever you like.
- not you… the hottie behind you.
- She is eating that eraser like an eraser eater.
- Hey baby.. you seen these books… in the library.
- He’s obsessed with that car…
- the last owner just died in that car!
- Killed his kid. killed his wife…and finally…killed him
- Cunting-ham is a distraction. Man they are really making out… Drove to the game to get busy.
- This is all your fault Christine! You made me kiss her.
- card says “Ouch”
- 5 thousand dirty limericks
- No more football ever again.
- Shitters… you calling ’em shitters too.
- Has it ever occurred to you… that part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids… no!
- They sure kiss a lot.
- I can’t. Here… In that car. BECAUSE I HATE THAT CAR!
- The people that do like him are jealous of his car.
- This car is a girl.
- Burger Heimlich! mmm… taste as good coming up as going down.
- Randy, don’t you blame your choking on Christine.
- Your radio only picks up old songs.
- Randy, you know what I think… you are just sexually frustrated.
- We just some dangerous punks. with switchblades… but we don’t want to go to jail.
- Your first mistake was saying… I just have to get my wallet out of “insert car’s girl name here” instead of … I got to get my wallet out of my car.
- We can go to the same school.
- Somebody beat up my car!! That is some John Carpenter ass sad music tones.
- Artie… who did this? Did you do this for me? I said to get rid of the car… not beat it up.
- Don’t touch me you shitter.
- Can’t we even talk about about this like rational human beings… one of them took a shit on my dashboard.
- oh sure Mom and Dad… you would just love to buy me a new car.
- What happened to the garage owner guy?
- We’ll show these shitters what we can do.
- Okay.. show me.
- A little sexy uncrumpling action… how you like them apple candy red apples.
- Bus Boy Bully.
- Hey, you ain’t mad are ya… we just but up your girlfriend car… we cool right? Bus Bully out!
- Run from a car… where should I go… I know…in the middle of the road!
- I spend a shitload of money on her.
- shit wipes off.
- weeks go by with no Christine action. Jumping from Season to Season, Holiday to Holiday.
- is that Cunningham?
- Holy Burning Chevy! Screw this time to hit the road… cause I’m out of the bully business…
- Cunningham ain’t in the car… Christine doing a little overtime.
- Randy, if I have to come in and get ya… I’m gonna get ya.
- If you kill Darnell… where you gonna live Christine… where ya gonna live?
- Happy New year! Another holiday gone by.
- Death to the shitters of the world. 1979… let’s drink to us instead.
- doood. just leave a paper note… you ain’t got to dig it into my hood paint.
- Surprise human girlfriend!! I’m good at hide and seek!
- So the question is… is Arnie in there?
- Oh yeah… he is in there…. by the green glow of his dashboard.
- Christine is like the Wolverine of cars.
- Christine done lost another owner…. hey dummies… don’t get out of the CAT!
- Christine done rolled the numbers on the odemeter.
- Lets see you reconstitute after that you big hunk of metal.
- Gawd I hate Rock and Roll.
