INTRO
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This week on filmsack we hop into our 65 million year old long haul space truck loaded up with sleeping popsicle people as cargo and set coordinates to rendezvous with some quality streaming when suddenly, while taking a sad nap, we collide with this 2023 Sci-fi/Action film out to destroy the primordial ooze that is Netflix. Just going to Sully Sullenberger this thing safely to a water landing. Nope…that’s just tree tops and rocks. Everybody ok back there. I’m sure they are fine. At least there aren’t dinosaurs. Am I Right…hello?
Anywho, ok kid it’s just you and me, I think I found the escape pod some kilometers away from our crash landing. All we have to do is pour out this space paprika on this metal table and formulate a plan using my giant man hands…. good for whistling, disappointing my wife and drawing out rudimentary shapes to communicate with people who don’t speak American English…the official language of all people everywhere though out all time…ok, why are you drawing some thing in my pile. I don’t recall inviting you to the planning meeting but ok…what the hell is that? Is that supposed to be your parents? You’re terrible at this…go sit down…I hope a dinosaur eats you.
Randy, I’m going to trust you with our remaining grape sized grenades…don’t go all 12 year old girl on me and toss them at the smallest dinosaur you find…RANDY NO!
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BRIEF
After a catastrophic crash on an unknown planet, pilot Mills quickly discovers he’s actually stranded on Earth — 65 million years ago. Now, with only one chance at a rescue, Mills and the only other survivor, Koa, must make their way across an unknown terrain riddled with dangerous prehistoric creatures.
LINKS
IMDB – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12261776/
WIKIPEDIA – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/65_(film)
Rotten Tomatoes – https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/65
TVTropes – https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/SixtyFive
WHERE TO WATCH
Netflix – https://www.netflix.com/title/81520516?source=35
MORE WAYS TO WATCH – https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/65
TRAILER/CLIPS
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65 (2023) – Like a movie shot on a budget of 45 million knowing good and well they ain’t going to make that money back. #DinoDungHeap
SHOW NOTES
- Will there be dinosaurs?
- BRON…that is all.. BRON
- This is …. EPIC in scale.
- Priot to the advent of Mankind…that whole chestnut. In the Infinity of space! Other civilizations explored the heavens…this is their story. Planet Somaris
- 6 weeks… and 2 years total… triple my salary and that is how we are treating…I mean..curing her. So it’s just the 2 years then.
- How about not taking up the blow into your cupped hands hobby if you have the breathing disease.
- Don’t blow so hard…your thumbs are too small…It is easy…you just have to know how to do it. This is you…sphhhtttlll.
- Waves of rocks cresting on the beach
- Not because of you…it is for you…you suck.
- You scuffed my ship with your giant space rock!
- Unexpected meteorite activity..you better get up and check on it.
- Manual override required…well…that ain’t no good. Sully Sullenberger he ain’t.
- Your one job was to keep everyone safe on the flight…fail!!
- Cryogenic failure…you can say that again. OK!
- Don’t get your space laser wet!!
- I think your passengers are dead.
- Long Range Exploratory…. hit an uncharted asteroid belt.
- The Atmosphere is breathable..all passengers are dead…send help…scratch that….I’ll take care of it.
- I can’t get it open! Shoot it! Opened!
- Umm..that is a mighty big foot.
- 65 Million Years ago a visitor crash landed on earth!
- Primordial earth was oozy and gassy…. oh is he near old faithful?
- Distance to escape vessel…15 kilometers and 1000s little baby dinosaurs!
- Honestly…I jumped big when that baby dino came over that hill.
- Hey dumbass..I’m trying to help you.
- Stranger danger…unless there are dinos about…then..there are no human strangers.
- She has been in cryostasis for a very long time.
- What language is that…My translator is broken.
- Home…oh you know home! Yes…mountain…ship..home.
- She knows Home and Family.
- Great…just my luck…this kid don’t speak Human 20th Century English.
- He has TV cube discs that work like a slideshow / view-master
- Well that sucks ass…I assume she dies before he gets back.
- Quiet and Move…and…avoid being eaten.
- Ha…is that the asteroid that ended the dinos…cool
- Are you seriously tossing berries at me right now….Don’t eat…in your mouth…down in your stomach…aahgrahhaha
- Their first encounters with a giant sticky bug…
- Kids gonna play…even when shit goes sideways.
- Early earth is bubbly, gassy and sticky…also, everything wants to eat you. Saved just in time to get ate.
- I’m just tired. no no..I’m saying I am just tired. I need a food tester flash.
- oww…my gapping hole hurts.
- Oh..a flower for my head…well good..that should help my gaing hole!!
- He is pulling all the tropes…including dislocated arm.
- dislocated arm…no problem.
- I appreciate their dino designs.
- Throw some dino jacks to blow them up.
- Hand Horns always wins the kids over.
- What are you doing? Why did you take my card tapes? huh!
- She just slipped away.
- Sleep…you keep trying to sleep when shit gets real.
- Oh my..what is she spitting up. oh my gawd…freaking mouth worms…they don’t talk about that in the Jurassic park.
- That T-rex is all up in your hole. pew pew pew.
- This movie should be called…”Is there any space that does not contain nightmares on this planet.”
- She making some cave art and that is going to totally screw with us humans.
- I can’t go any further…I don’t have any more tools…cept this grapeshot grenades.
- Crawl through tiny cave hole or face a dino that is probably left by now…bring it on Dino.
- She did the whistle thing…
- Doesn’t this planet have any friendly dinosaurs that aren’t getting eaten?
- They even got cave dinos…every inch of this planet is covered in dinos.
- oh great…not only am I fighting dinos I’m fighting asteroids as well!
- She used all the grenades to klll 1 tiny dino. screams.
- Quicksand…tar pits..all the greatest hits
- This movie played it too safe. Basically a quest that leads the characters through all of the usual man vs dino tropes.
- Your family is dead…oh so dead.
- Get her home…but her family is dead.
- Why are large dinos always trying to eat man made vehicles?
- Oh sure…now your gun dies.
- Shit Shit Shit
- 2 dinos 1 Adam
- Nooo…don’t eat my daughter hologram.
- This dino is so angry and hungry that he is willing to ignore asteroids to attack.
- So human hungry they are willing to ignore free dead meat in exchange for little human morsels.
- We are like dino cat nip.
- Old Faithful… Like a big ole pile of Dino Dung heap.
- Atmosphere about to catch fire.
- We off this rock.
- Progress happens.
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