Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (1961) –
Like Barbra Eden shaking her booty on a 50 foot screen. It’s fun for about a minutes. Dive Dive!
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– FilmSack Edition
Opener: Oh hi, Do you know what my super science ninja team submarine needs? Windows and a screen door…what’s that…no screen door? just the windows then? fine…but I need a teenage heart throb to belt out a crooner and Barben Eden twerking it to power the sub.. oh dear jesus I think we just caught the Van Alan Belt on fire! Dive Dive!
Stuff I Loved:
is that Frankie Val?
I dream of Jeannie
This song is putting me in the mood. Juxtaposition
Ben Nye Makeup…i have that
Is this a submarine movie?
Diving Station…Diving Stations…this movie is about to take the art to new debts
So did they pick up someone? or did they just pop up to watch the news.
Down scope? who moved the scope?
A lot of sailor talk
They picked up someone…but never showed it
Glass dome nose
Flloyd the barber!
A demanding lady….aren’t we all
We have another lady.
Oh the niceties
Brain of the sub
On a submarine it’s always christmas…where is santa?
Ballast control is like an elevator
and if we do shoot…over there is the buttons.
ha! The Radio Shack. in case I need to pick up some diodes
Jules Verne never dreamt of having a pool in a submarine…
“I don’t understand what he is doing.” – The Lady
Don’t go into the Danger Zone…there is an alarm
Mopping…movies of the time thought there was nothing to do on a ship but clean stuff.
What a tanned ginger.
Old Country doctor in Sick Bay…it was all the rage in the 60s
Rad Badge…Does Meter…wonder if they will play into the story later?
They are doing real good with keeping Barbara Edens junk in frame.
Very Gay and Happy…isnt’ that the same thing.
A lot of Tie Tucking in this movie.
Ohhhhh….they are romantically involved…now playful banter…cue the music…now silly chuckle worthy interruption.
BJ Sends His Best.
I like communication guy…he makes me laugh…
Uh oh…I think we may have ran into something.
This is the smokinest bunch of sailors I h ave ever seen.
You know shit is getting bad when they all start smoking.
It’s like an underwater meteor shower
Is this sub sponsored by the umbrella coperation
Congress and the ladies…go aft
The sky is on fire!
It must be hot…we are having to take off our fur jackets.
Uh…is it hot up there…cause you guys are sweating like crazy.
Man on the ice…delay the parkas
What’s that fire in the sky?
Ok…I’m confused…I thought they just went down. How did 3 days pass.
Time to start sucking on this cigar
The world’s top brains are there…Johnson…Ibbott…Jordan
Ass Sweat from the papers and pooch sailor
Taking notes of a crazy man. Thanks Barbara Eden. I would like to read that journal.
That fuck off look the Captain gave the Lietinuet when he quoted regulations about not picking up survivors.
So is Cookie the official name they gave ship cooks? I always just thought it was a common name.
Meanwhile back in New York…A hysterical woman.
So science…135….no higher than 175…life expectancy of 3 weeks.
Time to solve it with an atomic bomb.
Explode the belt…explode the world.
The survivor – Character
Barbar Eden Elevator Scream
Red camera filter solves all
I only listen to the president…fook you guys..
I can’t swim…why did I agree to jump on the top of the Submarine.
I have a dog and a philosophy…I’m the survivor
25 hours of static in my ear.
If this was a modern 3d movie…that checker board during the ginger fight scene was spot on.
These dudes have a fetish for babies on their knees
Ahhh…start making news instead of listening to it.
Simmer down now Lee
The stranger is a preacher man. Alvarez. I bring puppies and peace.
We have team diving suits! They are very colorful!
Let me see if this mask is tight…I love rubber banding!
Slow flood..just like my hopes for this movie.
We are just going to park this submarine on the bottom of the sea…surely this is how it is done.
Hey guys…do you think we could have parked a little closer…this is a pretty long swim.
Is this the telephone line? Is this the telephone line? no…that is a shark
Wow…that shark was just swimming by…and you shot him in the face.
nooooo…Octopus squid has me!!
Shoot it in the eye!
Shutup Peter Lorre
Can you hear me London
Now hear this…here comes my god complex
Nervous Hysteria…I get that all the time.
Mines! Time to take the mini sub.
Well that didn’t go so well.
The ship sprung a leak and he turned a valve and it went off.
All back…dead slow…DEAD!
A conspiracy. It was you! no…you!
This movie keeps escalating…who would want to kill the admiral?
That’s not smoke!! It’s gas! Someone farted on a submarine…oh my god…we are all going to die! Surface! Surface!
Now we run into a ghost ship. This movie has everything
We searched good enough…I looked in this room…you looked in that room…we good…They all dead. Back to the USS who dun it
Who took my cigars!
Cookie has a parrot.
Near the end…when they are diving to new debts…those hull breaches sound like lasers in Star Wars
Charging the hull…is that a thing?
Doctor went into the Danger Room…never go into the Danger room…also…easy enough to side step that pressure plate.
Zuko was wrong…he’s always wrong.
Alvarez had a half pineapple in his pants
We did it! Lee.
and it’s over…just like that.