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Oh high hide,
This week on Filmsack, we smear our outer wear with “little baby dinosaur” t-rex blood and go on Hatari in THE LOST WORLD of JURASSIC PARK site-b where corporate greed and chaos theory meet for round two. BITE. Now stalking us on Peacock Plus? like some late 90s lysine deficient Sci-Fi Horror Adventure just waiting for us to go to sleep so it can eat our tasty human meat flesh for stealing its baby. Damnit, why are we so delicious and prone to robbing nests!.. NOW… the running and the screaming as Ian Predicted.
Anywho, I think we really missed an opportunity here. The movie should have ended the moment that T-Rex stomped off the unexplained freighter of death, silhouetted against the city skyline, roaring at the San Diego Zoo (not this time bitches) Freeze frame. Roll the title: JP3: T-Rex and the City. Coming Summer ’98. Sometimes a dinosaur just wants brunch and a rent-controlled apartment…. and no kids!
Randy, It is not a research expedition. It’s a movie and it’s starting … right now. que the dramatic music and title screen.
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BRIEF
Four years after the disaster at Jurassic Park, Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) learns John Hammond has a second island full of dinosaurs—because of course he does. Hammond recruits Malcolm to document the creatures before Ingen’s corporate goons can capture them for profit. But when a T-Rex decides San Diego would make a fine new habitat, chaos breaks free—again. Bigger dinos, dumber humans, more screaming.
Rated: PG-13 | 1997 | Adventure/Sci-Fi | 2h 9m
LINKS
IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119567/
WIKIPEDIA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lost_World:_Jurassic_Park
Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/lost_world_jurassic_park
TVTropes: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/TheLostWorldJurassicPark
WHERE TO WATCH
JustWatch: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-lost-world-jurassic-park
TRAILER/CLIPS
Social Media Post
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) –Like the first one but with more T-rex family drama and the waning interest of Spielberg. #JurassicNoSpark #SHEDOESN’TEVENHAVESEGA
SHOW NOTES
- dark start…. so cool in the theater
- rich folk on an island
- over bearing mom or not worried enough dad.
- This is the start in the original book.
- Don’t feed the tiny island creatures. Lunch is ready? What is she eating… pre lunch snack roast beef?
- Meanwhile. Jeff Goldblum waiting on a subway train. Scream to yawn.
- Isla sorna – site b.
- Going out in public is hard when you are Jeff Goldblum
- The kids are grown up!
- I didn’t sell anything. There aren’t any versions of the truth.
- This suit cost more than your education.
- Thank God for Site B.
- Hurricane took out Site B.
- Life will find a way.
- 4 years… keep the island safe.
- The Carnivores are isolated to the center of the island.
- Another island with Dinosaurs
- A British Family on a Yacht
- Capitalist to Naturalist in 4 years.
- Too late. She is already there. 3 days.
- Observation Interference
- It is not a research expedition. It is a rescue mission and it is leaving right now.
- She doesn’t even have Sega.
- Stop saying fantastic.
- She has gymnastics…but she got scrubbed… but that will have to come into it at some point.
- Mom dumped them and went to Paris.
- High Hide… you know… you go Hide up High.
- Pretty great shots.
- Does it work any better than your satellite phone.
- The apprehensive local. They Call the islands.. The 5 Deaths.
- How many Sarah’s do you think are on this island?
- Vince Vaughn the photographer.
- Then later there is the running and the screaming.
- Reluctant Ian… Too Close… Too close.
- This is some little foot shit.
- She has to touch it. She can’t not touch.
- Big Iguanas.
- Heisenberg observer
- Lions, Jackals, Hyenas, you.
- I’m the best kind of girlfriend. I travel a lot.
- Why would Hammond Send 2 teams?
- Why is it always rich dentist and safari’s
- Let’s harass the dinosaurs.
- what do you call that dinosaur… Friar Tuck. Perfect.
- So much for low impact.
- You can keep my fee… I just want to hunt a Male T-Rex.
- There is no reason to fear man. Now it does
- It’s the Rex Nest… “What should we do?” Hey I know… let’s tie up the Baby Dinosaur and see if we can stir up some shit. Right after the Fear Man Scene.
- Vince Vaughn is the backup plan.
- Vince Vaughn is the Chaos of this movie.
- Let’s bring the dinosaurs back home…. and show them off at the zoo and the unfinish amphitheater.
- and that is the last time I leave you in charge.
- Dude.. they broke that Baby Rex leg…
- Isn’t it obvious. We aren’t alone on this island.
- Thank god she has the sense of her father instead of the usual stupid kid.
- I give you my word.. you never keep your word.
- Gimmie that gum.. we brought everything except adhesives.
- Always raining.
- Mommy’s very angry.
- Momma and Daddy.
- This not hunting behavior.
- Nervous laughter.
- Hang on. This is going to be bad.
- Total iconic scene… that Science Bus with big back glass window over a cliff. Vertical action packed.
- Your lucky pack
- We need a rope.. anything else… some bad jokes.
- Did you tie this to anything? yes… poorly.
- The rope struggle scene is awesome.
- Increase your rate of climb…. just when it couldn’t get worse… it got worse.
- Couple of Marlboro Men.
- You are the Earth First bastard.
- Let’s get this movable feast on the way.
- Humans are Dino Treats.
- This character has a thing… Gum..
- I didn’t I went up there to live.
- Talking about talent skipping a generation while walking with your kid when you are obviously talented… well.. that stings like a Rex Bite.
- Hey dummy… you are smearing dino blood everywhere you go… what kind of dino scientist are you.
- She is mostly a behavioral scientist.
- Peter Stormare gonna meet an untimely end.
- Carter!! Stormare choking little baby dinosaurs is hilarious.
- Death by 1000 tiny bites
- Did you find him? The parts they didn’t like.
- Took her way too long to realize she had the blood on her jacket… even after it was pointed out.
- Kelly Kelly.
- Dangit… Carter is the worst… don’t listen and screams at all the wrong times.
- T-Rexes in the camp!!
- Some very iconic scenes. I was too hard on this movie back in the day. – T-Rex shadow on the tent. Waterfall… The Long Grass Raptor.
- Randy, don’t go into the long grass!!
- Not to worry… he is sleeping… what could go wrong?
- ha… callback. He said earlier that Sarah was the only one on the island… now… he is looking for Nick and he uses his last name.
- Lucky Backpack. Saved her.
- Raptors are the worst.
- Who is the faster digger… Raptor or Human. RAPTOR SMARTER!
- Doors. The Raptors greatest enemy after the T-Rex.
- Man… this should be called Camp Callback at the gas station. Gymnast time.
- oh… Roland Roland Roland.. yeah.. Roland Roland Roland.
- He wanted to kill the Buck. RJ didn’t make it.
- Randy, I believe I have spent enough time in the company of death.
- 15 years ago. Hammond had a dream. I’m his nephew.
- 1 100th of the cost we can set it up in San Diego…
- I think something bad happened on that boat.
- Where is the crew? All over the place. I like the Hand wavyness of what happened on the boat.
- Randy, Now you are John Hammond. … Told you I was going to be there when you had to suck it.
- Feels like the movie should end as the Dino roars in the city… Tune in for JP3: Rex in the City.
- Where the baby… in a facility.
- Mom… there is a Godzilla in our backyard.
- I hope that is a saltwater pool.
- Nooo… the T-Rex ate Rex the dog!
- That poor baby dinosaur.
- Randy, Follow the Screams.
- Japanese running from dinos and looking back. Classic.
- Do the T-Rexes look smaller in this version?
- The Chevron 76 ball was a classic at the time. Don’t know if it is recognizable.
- People making heavy use of the R in the cars.
- Nephew Hammond has made some bad choices.
- Go ahead baby… eat the nephew…mmm. Hammondy.
- Uncle Hammond finally gets it.
- Happy Ending with Popcorn on the couch.
- Oh look, it’s Jeff Goldblum playing Jeff Goldblum.
- Nothing like taking your child on a dino death safari.
- Somehow the second island has more dinosaurs and fewer fences.
- “Don’t go into the tall grass!” – Everyone ignores the warning immediately.
- The T-Rex family is back and has an SUV-flipping hobby.
- Vince Vaughn pre-dad comedy era.
- Julianne Moore as the worst wildlife photographer ever.
- That scene where they dangle off a cliff in a trailer? Chef’s kiss.
- Ingen’s boardroom: Exhibit A in bad corporate decisions.
- The raptors are smarter. The humans are dumber.
- T-Rex loose in San Diego is peak Spielberg spectacle.
- “Mommy’s very angry.” – understatement of the century.
- Somehow a cargo ship crew all died but the Rex is still locked up?
- Malcolm’s daughter is an Olympic gymnast, conveniently.
- Jeff Goldblum’s sarcastic eye-rolls deserved an Oscar.
- “Life finds a way.” So does merchandising.
- This movie taught us nothing if not to leave dinosaurs alone. Again.
