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Almost Famous (2000) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi Mom,

Sorry I haven’t called sooner. I have been very busy on the roads of America following the exploits of the Filmsack Podcasting Crew for an article I am writing for the cover of The Rolling Stone. Just kidding mom. Nobody reads magazines anymore. It’s a think piece for Buzzfeed….. No I’m not too old to write for Buzzfeed! What? I’m how old? What the hell mom? I was held back for 10 years in the 7th grade! Yeah, I guess that explains all the body hair I had as a 12 year old. uncomfortable shower scene!

Anywho, I met a girl…Are we dating? No, she likes Randy. Yeah the creep with the facial hair. Does he know I’m talking about him? Well I’m looking right at him…yeah, he’s taking notes with his eyes. No, It’s ok mom. I un-grounded the mic on his headset. He’s about to get a real shock.

Alright mom. I’m a golden god…..and you can tell Buzzfeed…my last words…were…I’m on drugs. Oh…Don’t do those. Oh ok…

Randy… don’t do drugs.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181875/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almost_Famous

TWITTER

Almost Famous (2000) – Like Vinyl…it will blow your mind..oh…don’t forget to light a candle… it will blow your mind…oh…and don’t do drugs…it will blow your mind.

INTRO

  • Am I famous yet?
  • Time to write the credits.
  • A drawer full of old concert merchandise and tickets. Groupee? The Plaza!
  • Christmas Movie!
  • Circa…old time ago..
  • Santa in a speedo.
  • Adicas Finch…Take your kid to see To Kill A Mocking Bird.
  • More Zoe
  • You have been kissing…I can tell.
  • Simon and Garfunkel…on the pot
  • Mom! First, it was butter. Then it was sugar and white flour… bacon, eggs, bologna, rock ‘n’ roll, motorcycles—then it was celebrating Christmas on a day in September when you knew it wouldn’t be commercialized. What else are you going to ban?
  • Mom is a college professor.
  • Feck you…this is a house of lies!
  • Vinyl…it will blow your mind…oh..forgot to light the candle.
  • Meanwhile, 1973…
  • Iggy Pop…Amen!!
  • Everybody wants this kid to be a lawyer.
  • 1000 words on Black Sabbath for $35 bucks.
  • Use the family whistle…Don’t take drugs…yes mother.
  • Groupies..we are not groupies…we are band aids.
  • Hey the enemy.
  • Stop writing notes and watch. I’ll show you how to live. Penny Lane
  • Tell her like last summer…no…not like last summer…It ain’t California without you.
  • You know about the Riot House right.
  • Have you seen the Bridge? Mr. Plant signed my shirt.
  • Act One: in which she pretends she doesn’t care about him.
  • Act Two: in which he pretends he doesn’t care about her, but goes right for her.
  • Act Three: in which it all plays out the way she planned it. She’ll eat him alive.
  • Put on my telephone man voice.
  • 3 thousand words $700 dollars…alright a grand.
  • Detroit Sucks Shirt.
  • Don’t let them rewrite you.
  • “Don’t take drugs!”
  • Come by later. I’m in too truthful of a mood.
  • Is this Mary Ann with the Pot?
  • “Just make us look cool….” I will quote you warmly and accurately.
  • haha! Can we skip the vibe…
  • T-shirt …Dick is the manager.
  • Russel hanging out with real Topeka People. Come on man…to our Topeka party.
  • Want to see me feed a rat to my snake….yes!!!
  • Now I get to be the mom.
  • I am a golden god…..and you can tell Rolling Stone Magazine…my last words…were…I’m on drugs.
  • Last words. I dig music. meh. I’m on drugs…cheer!
  • “Look at him…he’s taking notes with his eyes….”
  • “I have to go home….” … “You are home”
  • Rockstars have kidnapped my son.
  • Falling in love with Penny Lane.
  • I have never written anything longer than a Filmsack Intro in my entire life.
  • I have a particular set of skills. They are all mom skills.
  • Why don’t you get on my back for a piggyback ride.
  • Your mom kind of freaked me out.
  • Like grabbing an un-grounded mic on tour.
  • I think you know Reddog.
  • Did they just gamble away the girls.
  • You are too sweet for Rock & Roll.
  • 50 bucks and a case of beer to Humble Pie.
  • What kind of beer?
  • Long looks.
  • Winter Rugburn
  • A Mojo…Wire…18 minutes a page.
  • See my smiling face on the cover of the Rolling Stone
  • “Yeah…she’s with me.” – Chorus
  • Painful to watch…looks that tell.
  • All she left were her Quaalude. All my friends
  • While my friends graduate I am taking care of Penny Lane in a hotel room.
  • “Why doesn’t he love me?”
  • Class of 1973.
  • Penny wake up!
  • Boldy go where many men have gone before.
  • oh man…do not pump my stomach!
  • haha…sexy stomach pumping.
  • Lady Goodman is Penny Lane’s real name.
  • What have I done!? Too late! I’m on this plane Penny Lane.
  • Jimmy Fallon hit a guy in Deerborne.
  • The manager has been taking money.
  • I slept with Marma Dick.
  • Coming out as fay always fixes the plane
  • Write what you want.
  • We are uncool. I’m always home. I’m uncool.
  • I’m in a room full of people. I’m alone.
  • Let’s say all the things we never said.
  • haha..Penny Lane fucked Russel over.
  • What do you love about Podcasting…Everything.
  • Morroco!!
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The Black Hole (1979) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

This week on Filmsack we dig deep into Disney’s Darkest Hole. I mean we really get in there and dig around for nuggets of..oh….hold on guys…I’m getting an “ESP.” Uh huh..right…yeah..I’ll tell them…ok guys I just got a brain call from everyone’s favorite 1970 era sci-fi robot… old “one ball” B.O.B. …It appears he survived after all. However, he assimilated with Ernest Borgnine and now identifies as No Balls / Borg B.O.B….I’ll just let that one burn into your soul for a minute while you struggle to imagine a sweaty robot with a mustache. Does anybody have a 2 minute overture they want to play? Might help pass the time. No…

Alright! Oh wait! I’m getting another “ESP!” It’s V.I.N.Cent uh huh…right…yeah….I’ll tell ’em. V.I.N.Cent says he’s sorry. He’s sorry he asked all you lovely Filmsackers to endure this movie and he promises to never do it again. Nah I’m kidding…he started quoting some long dead philosopher and I remembered that this is ESP and I could just severe the connection. Click!

Well, I hope you enjoyed the view from the sidecar of my imagination…. and now here is that 2 minute overture I promised. No? Do you prefer commercials and 20 trailers before your movie? Fine. Then that is what you will get. …and now on with the show this is shit…this is PG! I can say that…it’s PG! we can talk about hell and everything!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078869/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Hole

TWITTER

The Black Hole (1979) – WTF! How is that an ending! Oh wait! I’m getting an “ESP!” Extra Spicy Poop

SHOW NOTES

  • Space overture.
  • “What is your type and model?” “Buzz saw!”
  • and I thought storm troopers were bad shots
  • The Reinhardt Maximilian love scene was the best.
  • Welcome to hell
  • Welcome to heaven?
  • WTF! How is that an ending!

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New Year's Evil (1980) – Filmsack Show Notes

Intro

Oh hi,

Switchblade open. Switchblade closed. Switchblade open…switchblade…shhh…shh..be quiet evil. Do you just want the pretty lady with the hair beads and white leisure suit to know I am hiding behind this shower curtain just inches away. The answer is… Not Yet! So, Switchblade open. Switchblade closed. Switchblade open…switchblade …oh it’s time! I just need a little redirection…a little cold water drip shower drip should do it. Oh…here comes the hand…the hand is here! oh wow…would you just look at that manicure…that’s nice…I really don’t take near good enough care of my nails. ah crap. Hand is gone. Focus Evil Focus

Switchblade open. Switchblade closed. Switchblade open…switchblade…oh I think she left the bathroom…let’s try this again. Cold water activated.. oh too much too much…stupid hotel shower handles and their mysteries. oh… She’s coming back! and now here comes the hand! focus… Happy New Years lady! Reek Reek Reek and Booby stab!

Great. Now I have blood all over me. But no worries…I’m already in the shower so just turn on a little water and too much! too much! Oh how I hate you hotel shower and how you have castrated me and that is not nice.

Links

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082806/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Year%27s_Evil_(film)

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New Year’s Evil (1980) – Like a punk rocker with a switchblade comb standing toe to toe with a police officer…Tickets…Let’s Have your Tickets….Oh that is Evil.

Show Notes

  • Call me evil
  • For Christ Sake…do you know what time it is? Take my ludes!? bup that.
  • That is one mighty risky outfit Ron is wearing.
  • this music…bud duh dum.
  • Richard is in Palm Springs loaded and coked up.
  • Somebody fix that leak!! Reek Reek Reek
  • It happens. The drippy faucet mangler strikes again. He know you can’t resist the dripping water.
  • Since he attacked after the main door creeping open I can assume nothing.
  • What is this song…it is so late 70s
  • Do you reckon that is his grandma’s Lincoln? What would Matthew say.
  • So these are punks? too early for Goths?
  • That cop does not like the look of this punk scene. Tickets…Let’s Have your Tickets…
  • Switchblade comb….hilarious with your friends…good way to get ass stomped with the police
  • Spaceship America…Totally hot show…got to be on it moms. My part…series…mom…mom
  • NuWave Rock!!
  • Blaze is the first lady of Rock…The first VJ?
  • We call our’s New Year’s Evil…
  • Hollywood Hotline. This is Claire…my vote is “We don’t need no education”
  • You sound like the phantom. You bad honey? No! just Evil…Set the stage
  • Seattle Band Shadow
  • Crawford Sanatorium
  • Always some angry kid dumping food working in the kitchen
  • Sanatoriums be just like this. Spot on.
  • Jeff Winters is going to charm himself right in the front door.
  • Jeff Winters always comes prepared…Wine…Music and Game.
  • Did we step into a porn?
  • He counts every second shuffle dance
  • Derrick Little Lord Fauntleroy can’t get no attention from his mommy…let’s turn to drugs
  • meanwhile back at the Jeff Winters room. bow chicha bow wow.
  • I guess every movie gets at least good idea….this one is killing during the new years hooting and hollering.
  • This group of fans are doing something between moshing and parquor.
  • This is Evil…remember me…Exterminate!
  • somewhere in the Sanatorium…have fun
  • Does everybody in the movie carry a switch of some sort. Either a blade or a comb.
  • Son…that is not how you wear mommy’s stockings ahh hoes no.
  • You ever see a real mustache that looked fake.
  • This cop needs to learn the term “personal space.”
  • The plan. Kill locals for every timezone passing through New Years
  • Erica Estrada Parta!
  • Oh goody…2 for 1 deal
  • Do you know what you need TM to Zen…Nervous Diarrhea
  • Riding the dumb blond in his Mercedes.
  • When A girls doesn’t have a date for new years…she is in shit city.
  • The biggest bottle of Champagne they got…as long as it is under $100 bucks.
  • Hey…smell my weed I keep in this baggie…closer…closer…that’s it..bam…suffocation!
  • He’s not real good at hiding bodies.
  • Well I must admit…I didn’t see that Oscar The Grouch scene coming. A real Swinger
  • blood…more blood…we better get some help…that’s too much blood for 2 guys
  • oh no…he stabbed her boob!
  • This guy has a weird manifesto
  • Distracted driving! Nun of your business.
  • This plan went sideways when you plowed down a biker gang.
  • Blood Feast! down at the drive-in
  • We don’t pay for tickets!
  • Hey…they ain’t watching movies! They are doing dirty things ! Blowing pot and touching private areas
  • I am a man of God…not a man of violence…Stab Stab!
  • Where are the Fing keys? “In the ignition man!”
  • Listen Mister….I only got 3 dollars.
  • and my body!
  • haha…how this blonde runs. Brillant
  • A sequential part
  • Mutilated Breasts…that’s a mother’s fixation.
  • Hey Officer can you give me a hand over here…I think I found a drunk…nope…it was just a brick
  • Orderly, Swinger, Priest now Cop…He’s living out a pornstar dream.
  • Like Father Like Son
  • Did her screaming knock the police offer out?
  • Instant Replay. Miracle of modern technology!
  • “Ladies are not very nice people.’ – Very Very Selfish.
  • You castrated me and that is not nice.
  • me and the kid are going to the RoseBowl and you can sleep in.
  • He knows a lot about bypassing elevator crap
  • he considered it!
  • Jump.
  • Twisted Ending. I CRAZY FOR DADDY!

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Hot Fuzz (2007) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

This week on Fuzz-sack It’s no accident  the Bad Boys of film review chase down a group of hooded figures from The Actors’ Guild of Great Britain. In fact it was quite inevitable that we would get around to this satirical parody that features many classically Sackable films;  Bad Boys II, Lethal Weapon, Die Hard and Point Break. We’ve sacked them all…and now this…

So sit back …grab those biscuits that you lifted from the local grocer and prepare yourself for some paperwork that looks a hell of a lot more exciting than it actually is.

Also, stealing biscuit is wrong. Yarb.