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No Holds Barred (1989) Show Notes

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No Holds Barred (1989)

PG-13  |   |  Action  |  2 June 1989 (USA)

 

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Intro: Oh hi, Come on in. Thanks for stopping by. Alright, So we still have a few positions left to fill for our big Hollywood Movie …let’s see…How about…Little Person in a cage…hmmm…you are kind of “biggish” for that…sooo…how about shirt ripper starter…can you handle a pair of scissors? Oh…wait…I’m sorry…it looks like Tommy Lister requested that job already…which reminds me…I better call our insurance guy. Alright alright…I think I have it here. Sweaty Oil Spritzer Assistant….we got the best in the business but we have a feeling they are going to need some hugs after each take.

 

IMDB

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097987

 

Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Holds_Barred_(1989_film)

 

YouTube Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLtgLGBWCC0

 

Where Are They Now

https://www.newsflow24.com/heres-what-the-cast-of-no-holds-barred-has-been-up-to-918s

 

Twitter: No Holds Barred (1989) – Like  things that bad guys claim they eat for  breakfast. Dookie.    

 

Notes:

 

You don’t usually get this many Studio Placards

 

Mean Gene!!

 

I love listening to Monday Morning Wrestling Motivation

 

Nothing better than a bunch of Muscular Men in costumes yelling

 

Rip ‘Em…I don’t think that means what you think that means

 

Why couldn’t it just been Hulk Hogan…Everybody else is themselves.

 

Tighty Whiteys.

 

The Rip ‘Em Sign

 

Can you buy rip shirts? Dunno…but you can make ’em 

 

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The fact that Hulk Hogan has a hair halo mullet is awesome.

 

Wrestling is all “wait for it…” I’m down…nope…I’m up.

 

That is not how remotes work…if you throw a remote at the wall the TV’s do not go staticy

 

I want this Jock Ass.

 

Do we consider Wrestlers Jocks?

 

Is Rip ‘Em aware he is throwing the crips gang sign?

 

Sweet nothings…waller around with sweat hogs

 

Corporate Network bad assery

 

It’s good to see Rip wore his power Leotard to the corporate meeting. It’s my best Leotard!

 

This corporate meeting is going on like a wrestling match.

 

Drum beat…bum bum bum…shake-a shake-a shake-a…bass drum…snare…bring in the saxophone!!

 

That is not how doors work if you kick them out.

 

The sweat boy in this movie was pretty good…the sweatscalation was always on point…Continuity of sweat

 

Hulk Hogan thinks he is the Hulk.

 

Cool…time for some Hair Metal during this fight scene.

 

Did the Limo driver piss out of his ass…hahahaha…what is that smell…Dookie…made me laugh.

 

Bring in the hottie…that’s how you handle a macho man. or Hulk Hogan

 

Beautiful and smart.

 

Hot Dawwg

 

Antoine is new.

 

Of course Rip is smarter and more worldly than others estimate him to be.

 

Meanwhile down at the tatoo and wrestling bar.

 

You must be looking for the gay bar.

 

I know this place doesn’t exist..

 

laid, relaid and parlaid

 

Guys in leather vests, cutoff shirts…you sure this ain’t the gay bar.

 

Chaw man is grody.

 

Why do they have a small person in a hanging cage? How do you pitch that?

 

Bleed the lizard? No

 

V.D. Room….that is disturbing.

 

The horrors of Wresling bar restroom… Pee Troughs are the worst.

 

Hippies Stink

 

A tiny wang.

 

No Count Bar.

 

The Tiny Wangers…TINY…

 

Enter Player 2

 

Anybody who shows up in ripped prison uniform has a back story.

 

Kicked someone in the brain

 

Zeus!

 

Do people still write TV networks?

 

Trope. You can’t control the beast. The fighter that kills.

 

Corporate Jew Hip Hop Stars – Wee Wang Twins, Little Wang…basically any name that is easily interchangeable with wang.

 

Bringing fists to a gun fight..

 

More Bar Brawls than a wrestling match.

 

Macho Man is macho…

 

Where does Rip ‘Em shop for clothes? Sweating To The Oldies Mart? 

 

If Lady was not planning on a booty call then why is she wearing sexy lingerie? Silk and Lace with French Cut Panties.

 

Aww…he’s a gentleman…he put up a partition.

 

Implied masturbation…nope…bed side pushups…check out them buns…huns..

Why is he wearing man panties?

 

Bad guys are always eating things for breakfast that they shouldn’t be…or at least that is their claim. 

 

Zeus does the Wonder Woman Bracelet Slap.

 

Aww…loves charity work.

 

All bad guys own helicopters.

 

Why does Zeus walk like that…

 

Zeus could use some unibrow maintenance

 

Everybody is watching! 

 

Attempted Rape…Motorcycle face plant into a tree…payment in kind.

 

Meanwhile down at the steel/wrestling plant….where we make steel and wrestlers..

 

Can’t get no time off to enjoy your hobby…no problem…we will bring fake fight club to you.

 

Rip’s little brother is going to end up in the hospital…You gotta have something to fight for.

 

Zeus loves VIPs and those little Danish Wedding Cookies…but mostly VIPs

 

Little Rip

 

Randy…Raaaandy

 

That moment when the bad guy thinks…damn…maybe I went too far…too late now…onward!!

 

Release the beast…Rip is civilized until you hurt his love…then he is a monster!!

 

I hate this gym equipment!!

 

Easily fooled by projection Zeus.

 

Bad guys laugh a lot…and annoyingly.

 

Fighting for your hospitalized loved ones. REVENGE TIME!

 

I didn’t expect to have so many feels.

 

How bad did he get beat up…got to do physical therapy…

 

Aqua Net product placement.

 

Rolling Randy in.

 

What a wrestling farce. People dressed up and fancy stage settings…they wanted brutality…but the 1%ers can’t handle it.

 

Knee to the balls…that is how you start a fight…not a fist bump. Scroat Bump. I didn’t know we were fighting with no bars. Wait…

 

Wrestlers are always hurting their backs when they fall on it.

 

That’s Not How That Works: If someone holds an elevator door and you push a bunch of buttons…it doesn’t close harder.

 

The helpless surrogate…we are powerless.

 

 

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Rambo: First Blood (1982) Show Notes

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Rambo First Blood (1982)

R  |   |  Action, Thriller  |  22 October 1982 (USA)

 

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Intro: Oh hi, You know guys…Troma Entertainment has done it to me again… I watched 30 minutes of Hambo: Fist Blood before I realized I had been duped. 

 

Gulf War veteran and drifter John . Hambo wanders into a small Utah town in search of an old friend and Hambone Team partner. To his chagrin his buddy died from too much tang during the 80s. HAMBONING!

 

IMDB

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083944/

Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Blood

YouTube Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjptQSfuTy8

 

Twitter: First Blood (1982) – Like keeping a knife in your smelly vagrant butt crack. No one wants to touch your crack knife Rambo. Why is he touching your knife.

 

Notes:

White Outlined Red Font. FIRST FONT!

 

Alf Humprhies…Alf.

 

Hey…who is this vagrant.

 

Wonder how long it took stallone to grow that beautiful hair.

 

Never think of a stranger walking with a backpack as a welcome guest

 

is that guys name Herb Nanas? yeah..he wins the name game

 

Delmar ain’t here. Delmar is gone. Look boy…Delmar is dead.

 

Served on the same team in Nam.

 

Delmar was a big dude.

 

Delmar died from drinking Tang in Nam? ooooh…agent orange…cancer…caught up…damnit Delmar…why you do and die on me.

 

Gateway to Holidayland

 

It ain’t safe to walk on the side of the road like that.

 

The sherrif is gassy.

 

Have a coke and a smile…ahhh…the 70s

 

Rambo has a ‘eat shit and die’ look on his face.

 

Wearing a flag and looking like you do…that pissed people off in the 70s…bunch of jerks.

 

Drifters bad!

 

Sherrif gets paid to keep the town boring.

 

Portland…get out.

 

Get a haircut and take a bath gets rid of the hassles.

 

The sherrif has a good noses for smelly people and no filter on his mouth when it comes to telling people.

 

Hey…do you need a lift back over the bridge.

 

Well that escalating quickly.

 

Found your knife! How could you miss it. Bet it smells like ass crack.

 

What do you hunt with a knife? stuff.

 

You could not kill an elephant with that knife.

 

Deputy Ginger says “come on in and get your anus examined.”

 

Leroy likes to sling paint….

 

Mustache Nam…that’s what they used to call me in the hole back in Nam.

 

Cops don’t like nocompliance.

 

Stallone is hairless…cept on his head.

 

That waterpressure looks hard enough to hurt for real.

 

Mitch don’t like watersports.

 

was this the 70s or the 1800s. Who shaves with a straight razor.

 

Post Tramatic Stress was hardly understood at the time.

 

Rambo beat up the police department.

 

Galt don’t give a fook. He’ll shoot whoever gets in the way.

 

Is it really neccessary to hit the rail road hump at max speed and jump a mile. Who cares…looks cool.

 

The motorcycle stunt man is like..close enough.

 

This movie is intense. This is what an action movie is suppose to be.

 

What great shots.

 

How often do police cars not flip in movies.

 

Man I wanted a Rambo Knife when I was a kid. and i got one too!

 

Get Orville’s damn dogs out here.

 

Rambo may be awesome at fighting his way out of a prison…but he needs some fashion skills. Tarp Shirt.

 

Did we mention that this cliff is high….cause if not. VERTICAL PAN…

 

What do you do when you come to a cliff in a movie when running away…you jump…nope…climb down.

 

Man…Galt wants to shoot someone.

 

A true bad guy…even threatens to kill the pilot.

 

Stallone actually broke a rib on that fall.

 

You killed Galt!

 

I see dead people…mostly because I am holding him in my arms.

 

Art Galt…what a horrible name.

 

Rambo knife has everything…including sewing kit. For the flesh!

 

Down in the gorge.

 

I need me a Teletype.

 

Green Beret….it was all the rage.

 

Look at him Deputy Ginger…Art Galt is dead!!

 

Do not be pinning medals to my liver.

 

Dead dog. How would we feel if we had seen him kill the dog.

 

The hunters become the hunted.

 

I need me a rain hat for my hat.

 

Deputy Ginger took it right to the ass

 

Also, scared the crap out of me. Good hiding.

 

On a scale of 1 to 110…would not care to get stabbed in the ass by a green beret who was hiding in the brush.

 

It’s funny how we think. We can pull for someone as long as he doesn’t kill the guys just doing their job. He can maim them and we are still ok.

 

now I want a Rambo/Frozen mashup of let it go.

 

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Characters who can’t let it go…self destruction…you are headed for self destruction.

 

God didn’t make Rambo…I did.

 

The ole reveral…I’m rescuing you…not rescuing him.

 

Things that will make a billy goat puke… 1. ipicath syrup. 2. antifreeze. 3. licking stallones bald butt crack

 

You can’t come back from the war.

 

Rambo is convinced the cops drew first blood…I wonder if the book involves a knife slicing or is he refering to the gun shot on the arm?

 

There is no way that kid will be able to find that gun.

 

not enough guns have suitcase handles on them.

 

Nobody listens to the sherrif about not shooting.

 

National guard has to love this movie.

 

Does the national guard carry around rocket launchers?

 

Jerkwater, USA

 

If it don’t light…I break it. I’M RAMBO!!

 

I am a little bit claustophobic. and that cave scene gave me the heebies.

 

Rats! Why did it have to be Rodents Of Unusual Size.

 

“When in doubt kill.’

 

Rotten ladders.

 

Carjacked by Rambo.

 

That Rambo Guy is on the loose again.

 

Always love moving driving that requires large steering motions. I about wrecked when I first started to drive trying to drive like I had always seen in the movies.

 

Man…that military truck took that police car like a champ. boooya!

 

Uh oh…he’s got the heavy guns

 

Alright, I’m no longer on Rambo’s side. He just blew up a gas station and destroyed military property.

 

Wait…did one of the guys say earlier that that was his shop? Cause then it would feel justified.

 

I need me a loudspeaker on our sherrif’s office for telling the citizens to evacuate.

 

Rambo’s body stole a truck.

 

Rambo done come to town.

 

Why I do believe RAmbo is a pyro

 

Why do angry?

 

Only one man is gonna live.

 

Using bullets to start a fire…highly inefficient.

 

It’s hard to look cool when firing a fully automatic weapon with lots of recoil. It looks like the gun is owning you.

 

Yes…the obligatory…I got shot while holding a gun…I must shoot into the air..

 

Have a coke and a smile (drugs) it’s a statement.

 

Nothing is over!!

 

Shine, Please, Shine.

 

That closing speech is amazing. Got to cry