INTRO Oh hi, … grab your bags and sort your goodies while we spin you a Tale from the Sack: Well Mr. and Mrs. Freeling we have some good news and some bad news…. The good news is we believe your daughter is still alive somewhere in the walls of your home…the bad news is… Continue reading Poltergeist (1982) – Filmsack Show Notes
INTRO Oh hi Chachi, Sorry I didn’t see you there. Now I would like to read my poem about something that’s pretty important to me and that I get really confused about a lot. It’s called “Chachis.” Chachis, sometimes I feel like I’m so much above ’em and sometimes I feel like I’m so much… Continue reading Zapped! (1982) – Filmsack Show Notes
INTRO Oh hi, What’s up my Witches! Oh I am sorry did I startle you horrible hags. It’s just me the high priest Ma-Axe and now perhaps you understand how I feel when I run into one of you in the middle of the night while on urgent poo business. I haven’t poo’d in a… Continue reading The Beastmaster (1982) – Filmsack Show Notes
Oh Hi, This week’s film may hit a little too close to home. What with us on the verge of Cold War II but I’ll try to get through this with little to no seizures or joy…
Speaking of getting hit. What does it take to get punched in this movie?
Take Eastwood’s cigar. Death by face beating.
Play pocket pool while fondling Eastwood’s papers….Face punching to the death.
Russian pilot flipping on a light switch. That’s a face beating with a side of “hold the death.”
“Your papers are not in order.”
Constantine (2005) R | 2h 1min | Drama, Fantasy, Horror | 18 February 2005 (USA) [usr 10.0] Intro: Ok…Yeah…Hello, I’m a bad Keanu Reeves Impression…Woah…and I just crawled back from hell to drop some knowledge about my goody two-shoes doppleganger, the real Keanu Reeves… Excellent…Listen…The man is obsessed with chairs. Like… Continue reading Constantine (2005) Show Notes
Angel Heart (1987) X | 113 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller | 6 March 1987 (USA) [usr 5.0] Intro: Oh hi, ok…I’ve been trying to wrap my head around the movie we just watched. So am suppose to understand that Robert Deniro is the devil… and it’s not Ben Franklin like… Continue reading Angel Heart (1987) Show Notes