Barbarella (1968) – Yes…I will play you like a piano. At first it will feel rather warm and pleasant…then it

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Equilibrium (2002) –  In case you can’t read…here are some voice over narration, Meanwhile back at the Palace of Justice!

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Evil Dead II (1987)  84 min Rated X Evil Dead II (referred to in publicity materials as Evil Dead 2: Dead

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Bulletproof Monk (2003)  104 min Rated R Bulletproof Monk is a 2003 action – comedy film starring Chow Yun-fat, Seann William

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BloodRayne (2005) – Yes, hello Mr. Loaf. This is Uwe Boll. No. Uwe. No. You Wee. Whatever, listen. I have

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Dead Heat (1988) – Hey Dr. McNab. tic tac…front pocket. also, “Sorry to interrupt your erection pal” – favorite line

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