The Philadelphia Experiment (1984) – Alright, in this scene we need some Birds and a few fog horns and some dingys off in the distance for this harbor shot. Caw Caw.. Caw Caw. Ding Ding Ding.. Meeeeeeee Ooooooooo…also…here…drink this coke. It’s transcends time and pays for this movie. Something clever. Coke. also, something clever. Coke […]
Category Archives: Filmsack Notes
Congo
CONGO (1995) 109 min Rated PG-13 Congo is a 1995 action adventure film loosely based on Michael Crichton‘s novel of the same name. It was directed by Frank Marshall (a frequent collaborator ofSteven Spielberg, who directed another film based on Crichton’s work, Jurassic Park) and stars Laura Linney, Dylan Walsh, Ernie Hudson, Tim Curry, Grant Heslov, and Joe Don […]
The Quest
The Quest (1996) – Hey. oh hi, Mr Van Damme. Huge fan. Totally stoked about showing you my Drunken Monkey moves during our fight scenes. Buuuut, you might not want to be doing crotch stretches in the directors chair. I don’t know who is directing this thing…but I’m pretty sure that is not allowed. Oh. You […]
LockOut
LockOut (2012) – Now, the next part is very important. The French are going to take you. Emilie, stay focused, baby. This is key. You will have 60, maybe 90 minutes. Very important minutes. Leave your personal communication device on the floor. Concentrate. Shout out everything you see about them. Hair color, eye color, tall, short, […]
Footloose
Footloose (1984) Footloose is a 1984 American musical–drama film directed by Herbert Ross. It tells the story of Ren McCormack (Kevin Bacon), an upbeat Chicago teen who moves to a small town in which, as a result of the efforts of a local minister (John Lithgow), dancing and rock music have been banned. The film is loosely based on events […]
The Faculty
The Faculty (1998) – Sure, there are a lot easier ways to beat up on someone’s nuts, but hardly any more entertaining than hairy hobbit skroat right into the ye ole flagpole. guaranteed to make ‘em run to the boys room crying, just like when they attempted to leave Samwise on the river bank. It’s Hobbits […]