INTRO
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This week on FilmSack, we grab our pure silver (how can we possibly afford this on our salary) vampire stabbing BLADE and put on our iconic day walker (Donal Logue wishes he had these) shades for some midnight raving…. and totally not a Stephen Dorph blood sucker party in the city… now calling you from the shadows of whatever dark web streaming service you had to sell your soul to to watch this film… just sitting there in some dank datacenter… hording the data and getting fatter by the minute… now hand me my homemade whistler daddy UV LAMP cause we about to shine a light on Marvel’s first successful movie all the way back in 1998.
Anywho, this after hours slaughter house located rave is off the meat hook chain. They got DJ Spotlight playing my favorite late 90s imitation house music, they got a bunch of sexually charged attendees who are all jacked up and “stephen dorph shoulder check” levels of shovey. The only real down side is the leaky sprinkler system that is dripping blood on me… how do I know? Cause I taste tested it! Gross. Wait, am I in danger? Double wait, is that Wesley Snipes in full body armor, shades and a trench coat… yeah. I’m in danger.
Randy, what bit you…those fang holes on your neck are like 4 inches apart.. Donal Logue is a sloppy bitch.
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BRIEF
A half-human, half-vampire warrior named Blade hunts the undead while battling Deacon Frost, a rebellious vampire planning to resurrect an ancient Blood God. With the help of a grizzled mentor and a hematologist thrust into the chaos, Blade slices through 90s goth clubs, vampire politics, and groundbreaking CG explosions.
1998 | R | Action/Horror | 2h
LINKS
IMDB: Blade (1998)
Wikipedia: Blade Wiki
Rotten Tomatoes: RT Page
TVTropes: TV Tropes
WHERE TO WATCH
Streaming: [Check availability on JustWatch]
TRAILER/CLIPS
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Blade (1998) – Like Abraham Whistler topping off the gas of your ’68 Dodge Charger… it’s a bit messy… but in the end… it mostly gets the job done. #AreYouNotMostlyEntertained
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SHOW NOTES
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- Red Font over Black Screen and a little thundery storms
- Meanwhile 1967… at a very busy hospital.
- A pregnant lady got a hole in her neck and her water done broke.
- Single mom. 23. License expires this year. Vanessa Brooks.. Braxton Florida… with a LA zip code?
- Baby Blade! You just need to know 3 names. Wesley Snipes… Stephen Dorph… and BLADE!
- Meanwhile, now!
- Traci Lords… what you got down there? My heat seeker… mu haha
- RAVE!!
- Hey sis… let’s dress up in our Tennis Clothes and head out to the Rave.
- I do not recommend taste testing random fluids that fall onto your hand during a rave.
- These sprinklers are full of NOOOOOO
- What’s wrong baby… all of this you pointy teeth bitch.
- uh oh. Its the Rave Police… shut it down!
- Donal Logue getting a Rave J and pointing out to his crew which Day Walker they need to get… him.
- Getting a real The Prodigy Vibe in the Rave Blood pool
- The fight choreography is sweet.
- Donal Logue is speaking some tongues.
- Karen Jensen… lab worker
- Was Blade aware that the burning was not going to kill him? Cause… he done let him kill that guy and that lady.
- Can he remember his own birth?
- That was some cool shit… him tossing her to the other roof… too bad about the dislocated shoulder.
- Man… this movie is so well shot. Looks great in 4k… sounds great in 4k
- Gimmie that 1968 Dodge Charger … born 1 year after Blade… he probably remembers.
- Whistler.. she’s been bitten… you should have killed her… I know… but I didn’t
- I am going to inject you with garlic… it is going to hurt… a lot.
- Who me? Whistling to Bad Moon Rising and grinding something.
- Blade.. the day walker.
- Blade got a lot of solver.
- Deacon Frost… you are a disgrace.
- The council of Vampires… not for Stephen Dorph.
- They have existed this way for thousands of years.
- You are not even a pure blood.
- You were merely turned.
- Do we have any more vampire business?
- You may wake up one morning to find you are mis-staked.
- Whistler says I am building up a resistance to the serum. Yeah… I figured as much.
- So blade makes his money by retrieving the fancy watches of the vampires he kills? That is some way to make money.
- Blade has a memorial to his mom under the steps?
- The blood orchid?
- Not Blade’s hand… slice
- She is a Hematologist. Good good.
- Whistler likes to jab needles into people’s necks.
- Abraham Whistler.
- haha… just gonna fill the car up and take no care with splashing gas around… and gonna light it up.
- Crosses don’t do squat.
- Still heavy… but you are so big.
- The vampires own the police.
- here… Vampire Mace… good luck lady.
- Buy yourself a gun. If you stay thirsty… end it.
- Meanwhile down at the Vampire Data Center.
- Damnit Frost.. I am talking to you.
- I am assuming the head vampire turned Frost in a love affair.
- Randy, remember what we told you… they are everywhere. Also, what bit you… that is like 3 inches between those fang holes… Donal Logue is a sloppy bitch.
- You used me as bait?
- “The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping! There is another world beneath it: the real world
- Stake Silver or Sunlight. Silver Hollow point filled with Garlic.
- Ahh yeah Bang Wa Cherry & DJ June … this is all dey did… but it is all we need. ChinChin.
- Yakusa vampires… it is open season on all suck heads.
- I thought those were servers… are they just cartridges of data?
- skyline pool with Duckies.
- Donal Logue is looking better since we last saw him.
- When I ain’t getting busy with the ladies in my high tech bed… I’m decrypting ancient glyphs.
- This is Pearl the record keeper… House of Erebus
- That biscuit boy… is a UV lamp.
- Fragment… piece of a prophecy.
- La Magra is coming… going to wake the blood god.
- Fatty is watching a cooking show.
- She may be enjoying that too much. He moved.
- It is the Vampire Bible! sweet.
- It was a trap! Little girl with the big kicks.
- I’m expecting company… Whistler doesn’t need doors.
- Man… that lady loves that 3rd rail.
- Donal Logue gets the train face.
- haha… it is dislocated… time to pay you back.
- No. I’m something else.
- Whistler found him when he was 13… his need for blood came during puberty.
- Blade has all the benefits except for the anti-aging.
- Whistler had a family once…
- Humans don’t drink blood. I have spent my whole life looking for my Vampire daddy.
- Randy, so don’t tell me what to forget.
- Big guy relax.
- Dorph on Blood.
- You are never going to be a pure blood.
- vampire 100 SPF
- What have you done with Dragon Eddie?
- He needs 12 volunteers? A magical number.
- This smells like a vampire wiped his ass with it.
- I didn’t say EDTA was a cure… but maybe
- Whistler has the cancer.
- We have a good arrangement. He makes the weapons. I use them.
- Sunblock protects that skin… but what about the eyes. He should be wearing glasses.
- The Spirits of the Twelve.
- Blade has a level of “acceptable loss.”
- Hemogloblin.
- Randy, bite me and get it over with.
- Bloody VHS… Play me… not in my VCR bitch!
- Whistler is mostly dead.
- Are you dabbing Whistler to help…. or are you packing a snack.
- Randy, walk the fuck away.
- They treated Whistler’s death with respect. Nice. Even the music.
- the flower scene… I had to look it up. It is a hybrid plant. No backstory… you just have to know.
- Randy, go ahead… bite me.
- The blood god is a hurricane… everyone is going to change.
- It’s one guy on foot… or one Blade on a Bike.
- Donal Logue’s little hair braids.
- Coming at me with your glow sticks.
- haha… the new bloat weapon is nasty.
- I just keep this lady in this high tech sarcophagus… by the way… Stephen Dorph drops the ultimate Yo Mama joke.
- Stephen Dorph is Vampire Daddy Dorph?
- I know everything about you Blade. Thanks for the shades.
- He don’t know everything… that ain’t no serum.
- I promise you. You will be dead by dawn.
- The Vampire world is Black White and Red.
- Sometimes Vampire bites go wrong.
- Tell me Randy, do you ever have 2nd thoughts about us?
- Don’t touch me creepy vampire mom…
- Sooner or later the thirst always wins.
- Everybody gonna be a vampire.
- That is a lot of Blade Blood
- I’m going to be a naughty vampire god.
- Blade… I want you to do a Vampire Blood Transfusion. Take some..
- That is not good blood drop CGI.
- No means no… Consent can be retracted…
- The blood god is electric
- Randy, I’m your mother.. you wouldn’t hurt your mother would you?
- haha… their skeletons just crawled our of their bodies.
- He boned his mom?
- Deacon? Not anymore.
- He just threw that guys neck meat at the next guy.
- that mace spray is weird.
- As much as I love the action scenes… they should have used less CG.
- The silent… What the Fuck… pretty cool.
- You can slice ’em and dice ’em but he keeps coming back… comically.
- Dorph – Some mofos are always trying to ice skate up a hill. – Took me 3 times to hear that through the blade mouth gear.
- Hold it together Dorph.
- Science for the win.
- It’s not over. You keep your cure. Make me a better serum.
- Meanwhile… Moscow.
- Part 2 promises a Russian Vampire party.
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