Army of Thieves (2021)- Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

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This week on Filmsack we gather a small ARMY OF THIEVES that we can be counted on one skilled safe cracking hand and voice narrate the plan one more time while executing the damn plan that involves a “what could go possibly go wrong” international heist in this light hearted and almost zombie-free action-comedy prequel from 2021 and currently locked up exclusively over on Netflix and just begging us to twist its knobs 3 times to the left…2 times to right and one time to the “ahhh yeah”…she’s really opening up to our charm now. So crank up the Wagner… and smash your cucumber sandwich.. like you did on that subscribe button and let’s get into it. 

Anywho, I’m not sure if this is the right address, but I’m here for a very secret issue. Do you understand? You understand? English? Okay. . . I’m here for, um, a very secret thing. I was told to say Zach Snyder had very little to do with this movie…. am I saying that right? You seem upset by the words Zach Snyder… and I’m getting great enjoyment from in… like I do.

Randy, It just detected my presence.

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BRIEF

“Army of Thieves” (2021) is a prequel to the film “Army of the Dead” and follows the story of Ludwig Dieter (Matthias Schweighöfer), a master safecracker who is recruited by a mysterious woman to pull off a series of impossible heists across Europe. Set against the backdrop of the early stages of a zombie outbreak, the film combines elements of action, comedy, and romance as Dieter and his crew take on some of the most legendary safes ever built.

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SHOW NOTES

• Are there Zombies?
• For this video today… 
• Get great enjoyment.. like I do.
• That is if you are one of my international friends.
• Hans Wagner… 
• 4 Saves… for Wagner… Operas… 
• The Twilight of the Gods.
• Locks and Safes are puzzles… only to be solved by those who truly deserve it.
• If you try to open them and fail… the content will be incinerated.
• He locked himself into a safe… and they dropped it into the ocean for some reason.
• The safe cracking world.
• Yes this has been my video… thank you for the viewing… please like and hit the button with the subscribe on it… Perfect..
• Set my Casio watch… 8 seconds… to crack the lock with my eyes closed. pat myself…
• Time to get boring. Smash my cucumber sandwich.
• Difference between the zombie apocalypse and working in the finance. 
• Someone commented on my video!! Yes!
• Meanwhile in Berlin…
• I am here for a very secret thing… I was told to say… 
• Who left even fatter stephen segal at the back door.
• Oh… are we cracking safes?
• Crack the safe… shoot the bang flag gun.
• Mr. Nervous Guy.
• ready… and crack!
• Neo is a happy safe cracker.
• Sexy Safe Cracker.
• That was when I first saw her… she was 6 years old when she stole her first wrist watch…
• You were at the strange house.
• You were my 1 view on YouTube.
• GULP
• Am I Being Spunked?
• The outbreak in America.
• 3 heists… drive off in the setting sun.
• An ordinary life of coffee and banana muffin, getting yelled at in finance and eating cucumber sandwich in the alley.
•  Zombie nightmares…
• We are on the cat grid…
• Master Hacker…
• Interest you the most… 
• My tears are because of a cat allergy.
• Get away driver on valet
• Gone in 50 seconds.. the name is Rolph… yes my name is Rolph.
• Brad Cage…  half the group is trained on Nicholas Cage movies.
• Don’t fuck this up. 
• This is the whole international heist crew.
• It is only working together that it is that we are pulling it off.
• Unpronounceable last name… double hand wave.
• No real life experience.
• Can we go play mario kart
• Rheingold… 14 million combinations.
• It is not about the money… it is about the quest.
• Yes… many questions.. hundreds.
• Paris.
• It’s not a bank.. it is a credit union… it is a bank for children.
• This one will be almost comically easy..
• Let’s review… as we do… the heist!
• People go to the bank all the time to take a shit.
• A credit union happens to have one of the all time great safes.
• The corrupting influence of money and power. 
• Show me why I found you. 
• Just a little Wagner while I work.
• Safes are easy…
• I cracked a Wagner… I am invincible.
• This is Everest. This is shooting bigfoot… this is…
• and that is that…. it is already done.
• Wooooo Wooo
• Interpol is on it.
• Screw the Zombies.
• Brad Cage shot him in the ass… but his flask caught it.
• The last safe cracker was busted.
• Are we doing the bonding right now…
• Kindredness… is that a word?
• Rich kids… acting out… trying to fit in.
• The Ring Cycle.
• The final safe is in America.
• got it… reconning.
• Not to be all new Johnny New Guy here.
• The 2 of you are together in the romantic sense.
• She beat shit out of those guys…
• Ashes ashes… they all fall down. You karate’d the men.
• Always be prepared.
• But all of them touched upon love.
• They did not know they were brother and sisters.
• Don’t stand so close… so close to me.
• They moved the safe… seems difficult.
• It just detected my presence.
• You beautiful strange man… 2 strange… now kiss me.
• Sorry… I stole your bike.
• Riding down stairs on a bike… terrifying… eeeeeeeek
• Anyone hurt? just tranqs. Like a spy movie.
• Give me your hand…
• Crazy… how did I do that… 
• Did you just say Gulp
• We don’t need those 2 Alpha males anyways.
• It is not about the money…
• Should have taken down that YouTube video.
• She has a lot of hair changes in this movie.
• or prophecies… zombie!
• T minus… did you just say T minus.
• No. We are not cooperating with the casino.
• Yes.. I copy your copy.
• Always keep a chloroform rag at the ready.
• Difficulty increase… Crack while riding in the back of a truck.
• Let me tell you the story of this safe… 
• This is not the time Rolph
• Did you check the GPS…
• of course I checked it.
• oh come on.. women to women.
• Hang on!! We are turning.
• There is a happy ending
• Until now… Wagner was never understood. It is not about the money.
• He screams a lot…  and it is full of funny.
• He finally got the punch he deserved.
• You know… I really like you a lot too.
• Delacroix found them after all.
• He’s nobody. He goes.
• Used his comic book name for the US passport.
• I will wait for her.
• In the vault of the Gobologoberg…
• Watch your hand big man.

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