INTROOh hi, Psst...Ben...over here...it's me...your pal Harry...Listen..dying here on the cellar floor has got me thinking about what's important in life and our roles in society. It's like the universe is trying to tell us something man. I mean, the dead are coming back to life and You, a black man, shooting me, a bald white man named Harry...irony... and my ghoul of a child eating my flesh.... and then there is my wife...she's been on me all day like some kind dingle berry caught in my ass hair. Oh I'm "Harry" down there let me tell ya... in a very non ironic way...I wanna see Morissette sing about that, don't ya think. Anywho, what was I babbling on about? oh yeah...I just can't die and come back to life and eat your flesh without telling you something first. cough cough...I just want you to know...clear throat...I told ya so. CELLAR FOR THE WIN. You're in my house now bitch. "Let's stay upstairs...board up the windows and doors...blah blah blah..." How is that working out for ya Ben. Ghoulie Attack! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uSWaUyrsgc (more…)
INTROOh hi, First Name Speed...Last Name Racer. ...and now it's time for "What you talkin' about Theme Song?" Where I will do my best to present talking points and avoid singing along the way.
Here he comes, Here comes Speed Racer.Hey, thanks for the heads up song writer. That's not ominous at all.
He's a demon on wheels, He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.Let's break that down. A "Demon on wheels;" Well, that is a thing we say about people who are driven. However, the second mention of demon is not qualified with any sort of type. Which leads me to believe that this song is implying that Speed Racer is an actual demon. Well that changes things. Oh what did you do Papa Racer!?
He's gainin' on you so you better look alive.Holy crap. The "chasin' someone" is now no longer in question. It's "you" who the demon racer is chasing! Oh man! Also, there are rumors circulating that Speed Racer lures little kids and monkey's with Candy into the trunk of his car! You nothing but evil Speed Racer!
He's busy revvin' up a powerful Mach 5. And when the odds are against him And there's dangerous work to do You bet your life Speed Racer, Will see it through.A Life wager! Nope! Nuh uh! Nope!
Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer, Go!Straight back to hell ya doe eye'd demon! Randy, what movie did you watch? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdLTl14He4o (more…)