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This week on TwinSack we kiss the giant wooden representation of the sweet feet of our Catholic lord and savior…ohhh hmm hey… is that sandalwood with just a touch of Pledge Wood Cleaner mixed in with the sinful kisses of a thousand sweaty Irishmen…. and our reward for being THE good BOONDOCK SAINTS that we are? A leaky roof prison vision to shake off the indifference of good men and to get busy with bringing vigilante justice to our local community in the form of tandem acts of violence pre-capped by … hold on, I gotta slow down here so I don’t say it wrong and you don’t hear it wrong… A Homo-phonic Pun named character played by Willem DaFoe that sounds a lot like the size of his unit. Now say the made up family prayer that will eventually lead us back to Daddy… spoiler… in this 1999 Action Crime Thriller hitching a ride like a detached thumb back to the crime lab in Small Pecker’s pocket.
Anywho, when me and my twin brother ain’t drinking, killing or breaking health safety codes by slapping each other with loose cut meats back at the Boston Meat Packing plant across from the Dunkin Donuts… no… the other Dunkin… no not that one either… listen we don’t have time to name all the Dunkin’s in Boston… now where was I… oh yeah… when we ain’t doing that other stuff we are back at our converted and long abandoned gym shower apartment hole. Ok ok. less of a conversion and more like we threw a couple of mattresses on the wet floor and waited until we won squatter’s rights. Gross.
Randy, you had me at Discman assisted Detective work, let’s dance!
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BRIEF
After a violent encounter with the Russian mob, two Irish Catholic brothers in Boston decide they have been chosen by God to eliminate criminals. As their vigilante crusade escalates, an eccentric FBI agent begins piecing together their bloody trail.
1999 | R | Crime/Action/Thriller | 1h 48m
LINKS
IMDB: The Boondock Saints (1999)
Wikipedia: Boondock Saints Wiki
Rotten Tomatoes: RT Page
TVTropes: TV Tropes
WHERE TO WATCH
Streaming: [Check availability on JustWatch]
TRAILER/CLIPS
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The Boondock Saints (1999) – like what I assume every St Patrick’s Day is like in Boston. #ThatsNotHowWetDreamsWork
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SHOW NOTES
- Willem Dafoe … Will ‘EM
- South Boston. Saint Patrick’s Day… that is upcoming.
- The lord’s prayer
- and my hand take’s hold… raise me to your right hand and count me as your saints.
- They all just watched as their assailants walked away.
- The indifference of good men.
- These guys look alike.
- I do believe the Mon senior has gotten the point.
- Oh good… food fight to the face. Meat chunks.
- Beat a woman with a stick as long as it is no wider than their thumb. Rule of thumb and what it means. The subtle shit. She knows the deal.
- Home at last… because we live in an gym bathroom? Throw a couple of mattresses on the floor and call it home.
- Boston Italian Mafia.
- Status: Package Boy. City of Brotherly loving.
- Listen up boys.
- Studdering Barkeep.
- Russian Mafia.
- It’s Saint Pt day. Everyone is Irish
- The next day.
- Crime Scene guesswork.
- Paul Smecker… ha… Small Pecker with the FBI
- Binaca Detective… wrong f’ing alley.
- Bandages around his head and one around his ass..
- A huge guy theory… and a crush guy theory… you a genius.
- Caffee Latte Twist of Lemon Sweet and Low
- You had me at Discman. You lost me at Opera. Now put on your little single packaged belt pack gloves you Smole Pecker
- This movie got all the jokes.
- 50 cal slug.
- Something went wrong here… this has personal written all over it.
- haha… I might just be wanting a bagel with my coffee… you got any further theories.
- We’ll start the ass kissing with you.
- Stutter with a bit of Turrets.
- But angels don’t kill.
- You better hope he don’t speak Russian, Italian, French
- Irish Gonna Bar fight.
- Your conscience is clear Irishman.
- No one talks to cops.
- We’ll have to check with your mom but it is ok with me if they sleep over.
- Indifference… Nobody wanted to get involved.
- Double nightmare wet dream of water. So that which is good may flourish.
- The Saints of South Boston.
- Sony Trinitron Box! Pappa Joe got Electronics in boxes.
- The 90s are killing me. You don’t tell a guy you don’t kill no more. Taking all the fun out of the job.
- What do they call you… The Funny Man.
- Telling a racist joke to a racist. 3 guys… race jokes…. N word… poof back home… continue the joke… I’ll have a coke then…
- All the catholic verses all over the place.
- The gun room is open. Always need a rope in the movie. Let’s get a rope… we just some lucky brothers..
- How many bodies… 8… damnit 9… I’ll get coffee.
- The Fat Man… they said the wrong thing.
- Kind of makes me want Riverdance.
- I am an expert in Name-e-o-logy.
- Greenly… get me a bagel.
- Working back through the crime. Decrypt the crime… then show how it actually went down.
- Stumble Lucky or protected by the divine.
- Television this is all Television’s fault.
- They mention it is a job.
- I’m the backup… I’m the funnyman.
- I have a dossier on all they guys in this room.
- Not always doing business but we are always open.
- Cleaning up the streets.
- They just Martin’ed the cat.
- Rocko has some problems.
- We kept our mouths shut.
- Funny man cracked.
- Meanwhile down at the Sin Bin… keep your mouth shut.
- The Funnyman is no good at mask holes.
- Cut to the aftermath.
- The funnyman is no saint.. I’ll leave her a tip.
- I got to make up for that tit thing.
- Evil Men are Dead Men.
- Final Prayer
- Name: Unknown… he don’t kill women or kids.
- The package guy knows it all and has to die.
- They are calling int he bird man… they have to cart him in.
- Williem doing the pantomime of the murdering.
- There was a firefight
- He was 1 man… that seemed like 6.
- Is he spraying the blood with Ammonia.
- oooh… found a ground finger.
- Injuries… no problem… grab the iron… we about to give this bullet wound a fresh press.
- Veritas – The Truth
- 3 finger Italian
- Oh my god… DaFoe licking that guy.. no brainer…grossed Scott out.
- Oops… Too far. It’s on now.
- Dad? 3 months later.
- The 3 will Kill it. When the law fails. Justice still prevails.
- You people have been chosen to reveal us to the world.
- These are not polite suggestions.
- You will see we 3. We will send you to whatever God you wish.
- Vigilante is controversial.
