Intro Music Is Intro

Turkey! my favorite lunch meet. No the country

We got us a town cryer!

People coming out of their cave holes


Harvesting whatever they harvest in the dirt in Turkey

Now the second musical intro….007 Knockoff.

What is he doing in that clearance store that requires knee pads and apparently was followed up by all the sex that him and the secretary were having because all the signs need straightening.

Beech Hoooouse.

All these weights suck…but this exercise ball from America! it is nice….

How many times did Jackie bust his ass on that mini trampoline.

Hey look..he’s got a tramp on a tramp.

Please Call Me!

The stores in this mall all look like Apple stores. Sparse

Man-Chung Wong – Mall Cop

Trope: Clueless guy / Janitor with headphones

Trope: Fight to get to the gun

What was the first rooftop foot chase in modern movie making? Who did it best?

That gunfire looks weird.

Get off now! Get off the crane.


Is it true you know Kung Fu?

Where you going Many? I’m not happy.

“I guess we will never know if you are The One..” is that more of an Martial arts movie kind of a thing?

He was an orphan.

He is Korean. WHAAAAAAA!

Dying pops in the hospital.

Your dad was a spy.

Hey…no more dubbing…so I guess they got the English

Those paddles pack a punch.

Trope: Killers try to kill you when you are in the hospital

What….10 thousand bucks! He was giving millions to an orphanage

Spread ashes on his wife’s grave…kinky!

About got that guys hands in hood…wonder if that was rehearsed?

AOL Internet!

Golden Tulip!

Wait For Me.

Hidden code.

You called me…what do you mean you don’t understand me!

Trope: The Key

Trope: The nervous bank trip…I sure hope this works!

Little black book!

Jackie Chan Pop and Lock Kung Fu.

They didn’t even take my money!

Accidental Movies?

If they found you with that much money in the U.S. they would take it and search you for drugs.

This should be called the Elevator and Escalator movie.

The love at first site girl.

The 10 gallon Turkish Fez. Dancing and twirling go the Turkish Dancing men in their 10 gallon Turkish Fez’s.

How is he going to fall asleep if he is washing his face off in the toilet?

Well yeah…Turkish bath house.

Fully clothed men in a Turkish bathhouse…that not good.

You are too tall to fit in the turkish bathhouse door ways.

Trope: or Tripe: The fat tough guy…immovability is his strength.

Shirtless Jackie Chan is the best.

Always be sure to flavor your soundtrack with regional instruments relative to your location.

Naked guys are funny.

Jackie has paint paste in his crack

Every Kung Fu Masters Nightmare or Dream…Fighting nek’d

So far there hasn’t been much spying. Do the bad guys think he is a spy? Does he think he is spying? Cause so far…no spying. Lots of Kung Fu. Yeah. At least 2 cranes….Accidental Crane Operator. Also, the Chinese title is roughly Special Agent Cheng…sooo…unless they are talking about the dad who was a spy?

Opiate Maxima

Turkey vs Korean drug lord war…is that a thing in the real world?

Ok. Sho the American CIA is forcing him to work with them. Does that make him a spy? Did they give him the spy kit?

Honey Pot

Wait…wasn’t there another post pole crane thing in the last Jackie Chan movie we watched?

MacGyver boat!

too bad the Turkish do not make piers like they do bathhouses.

What are you talking about crazy subdued hysterical lady.

Yay! drugs! Must swim for it.

Things that can happen to a pretty girl out there? : Punch to the face? Crabs? Stubbed toe?

Game over man! Game over! Did they have to shoot an entirely different scene for that? his signature was in Chinese.

The Chinese love their fireworks!

Opiate tubes! Don’t give that to the bad guy!

What a boring ass letter…

Od’d girl. Guess I feel bad that I called her letter boring.

Don’t you judge me American man. Also, don’t guilt me.

Rotting in a Turkish jail.

Planes ain’t too deft on the ground.

Bad guys can afford planes. 1%’ers

Tripe: (a trope gripe) When someone jerks the steering wheel in a movie…you can’t do that without flipping.

Apparently…if your truck is on fire…you can’t go below 50 Wildcat.

“Don’t worry…The Rescue Team is on their way!” The Rescue Team…that is the movie I want to see.

“Please save my family!”

Mother of…dropped that kid…holy hell…scared the crap out of me.

What is this? Speed? The 15 minute mini Speed movie.

Don’t look at me…look at the road!

Double clutch! I don’t know what you are talking about!

Ohhh…no…I saw how you dropped my 50 pound son. I don’t trust you.

ohhh…do they still sell those “Club”

We had like a mini Speed in the middle of this movie

Jackie Chan was really in a wheelchair at the end of this movie.