INTRO
Oh hi,
Hold on a sec…how do you even operate this stupid old style cell phone…ahh… you flip this…and flip this… and boop “Yeah Hello, This is Detective “Sonny” Crocket of Miami-Dade PD. Patch me through to your SAC. Hello? Weird it sounds like I’m talking to someones crotch…Hello, if you can hear me…I need to talk to your SAC…. The Special Agent in Charge… oh good….he heard me.”
“Yeah hello, what’s my badge number and birth date? Listen, I ain’t got time for that…it’s 11:47 o’clock on Saturday night and Neptune is downstairs handing out booty slaves like an attactive bartender handing out Mojitos. That’s the hand we have been dealt.”
“What’s that? Hold on…I can’t hear you…Tubbs…C’mon man. I’m on the phone. You can’t stand next to me and make 3 and 4 phone calls while I am talking on my phone….It’s distracting…go stand over there….further…keep going…ahh shit. Listen SAC…I gotta call you back…Tubbs just went over the side of the building… HEY TUBBS! YOU CAN’T NEGOTIATE WITH GRAVITY!”
Stupid…talking while I’m talking. Now I really do need a Mojito.
LINKS
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430357/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_Vice_(film)
Miami Vice (2006) – Like Trudy would say. “I ain’t playing.” also like a 2 hour starring contest set to music.
SHOW NOTES
Mighty Mighty Mullet
Meanwhile….Glaring at the club.
This club seems too hot to be wearing full body silver suits
“You got your tan in Miami.” – Sonny
What is up with 3? I’ll go with 2.
The guy getting the prostitutes is wearing Sonny’s TV suit.
2006 video phones.
I kind of dig this film grain look they got going on. Feel like I am watching it on a 19″ TV with OTA
Patch us through to your sack? Pretty sure I heard it wrong. Is that what Sonny told the Miami FBI Office?
2 phone calls at the same time on a roof!! No way man….Everything in this movie is either 100 miles an hour or a flat dead stare stop
at 11:47 o’clock on a Saturday night…that is the case we have been handed
What about Neptune!! It’s his lucky night. Lucky Pimping
How slow was Elonzo going that Miami Vices had time to get off the roof of a building and get their car and hit the highway and catch up with him.
You don’t have to go home. Hey, watch out for that Semi.
Roof top meetings, Highway Side Meetings, Parking Lot Meetings, Harbor Meetings.
Meanwhile, that don’t track.
Go-fast boats. GO FAST
Noooo…not the go fast boats…you bastards!
Hey…we need a reason to see a couple people naked. Weird Shower to Sex Scene…
“Tubbs…your place smells like the booty sex.”
That USB Drive has seen a lot of hands. I would for sure be Purelling my hands. A lot of people are touching the drive who don’t even need to touch the drive.
What is up with your interview (interrogation) room painting? That is a lot of teeth.
“You didn’t do time with us then you don’t do crime with us.” Sonny Undercover
“You must do that thing exactly.” “The thing we say” – Hair with glasses
Miami Vice should be called “So What’s In A Look Anyways?”
1 blip 1 plane
“You don’t like us finding your load.” Sonny
meanwhile in Cuba by the TRex hotel
Sleeping with the enemy…a very dangerous proposition.
Never conduct business in Cuba…instead it is always Mojitos and love making.
2nd shower sex scene.
Always such interesting shots. Everything is a landscape shot. Even the body shots
This movie is shot like Cigarette and Car advertisements you saw in magazines during the 60s, 70s and 80s. Kind of like a perfume commercial as well.
So is Chris Cornell her love making music?
Down in the mean Streets of Styrofoam
I’m watching you watching them…watching…dancing…music…watching
“Probability is like Gravity. You can’t negotiate with Gravity.” – Sonnie (Foreshadowing?)
Tubbs is worried I am in too deep.
Does the lightning signify anything?
“Try Paradise Trailer Park Near The Airport” – Captain
and the most ridiculous explosion of a trailer goes to Miami Vice 2006
Trudy has been through it.
Like Trudy would say. “I ain’t playing.”
Man, this movie delivered on the Miami Vice Vibe