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Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

This week on Filmsack we …uh… we …. hold on a second guys. There is a large metallic ball forming in my office. I hope this isn’t a repeat of the Phantasm Incident…oh it’s really crackling and popping…I don’t like it…oh wait…a naked lady just emerged.

“Pardon me ma’am…it’s not my birthday and that is no cake you just popped out of. Can I help you?” What’s that? You like my glasses…well thank you… they are from the Elton John collection…fun fact…not all of his glasses are covered in glitter and shaped like……hey! Don’t take those I need those to read the rest of this….this….Jethro…no! no! Intro! yeah…Intro.

Oh wait…another ball is forming…It’s a naked guy! He seems equally pissed! Hey guy! Strippers around back ….and you really can’t call yourself a stripper if you are already naked! I mean what are you going to take off! Your head…oh my god he did it…

Uh oh…he must have said something because she is gesturing for him to “talk to the hand”…and he is doing it…literally talking to her hand…but that ain’t no hand buddy…it’s a flamethrower….

Hey Hey Hey…take that fighting outside…I’m seeing a lot of holes and dangly bits I don’t care to see in this context…aaand now there is a hole in my wall…thanks guys!

Well I don’t know what that was all about but it appears that fate is trying to murder 2020 and this episode of Filmsack. But I don’t believe in fate…so suck it ya naked…pissed off…. piece of poo… Randy

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181852/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_3:_Rise_of_the_Machines

TWITTER

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) – Like asking Arnold Schwarznegger to rob an AM/PM Store for 30 Million dollars. Talk to the hand. Wait..give me the money. I’ll be back.

SHOW NOTES

  • Will he be back?
  • Rumbly Intro
  • The Future has not been written…there is not fate but what we make for ourse…..NUKE! – Jon Connor don’t believe that.
  • They tried to murder me before I was born…and at 13…and at…
  • Mom said the storm was coming! 3 Billion Lives gone instantly…just us left.
  • We stopped Judgment day…but now…this life…
  • Living off the grid…no phone…no address…just this bad motoscooter a Terminator taught me how to use.
  • Is it always a skull intro for Terminator movies
  • Less than stellar CGI…but 2003
  • These bots are humanoid in apparence.
  • Bad Motoscooter in the dark dark wearing dark and going fast….Deer says…sup
  • Meanwhile in Beverly Hills. A store window.
  • Melty Manican
  • Terminators always show up nek’ed and with a bad attitude…
  • When a naked dude approaches guys laugh….naked lady….Can I get you some help!
  • Is she talking to a fax machine? “We need you to make your best 2003 modem face…”
  • This Terminator is not off the grid
  • In movies the police always talk to you from their loudspeakers in their car…happens in real life?
  • 20cc’s of cleveage stat.
  • I like your car…taken! I like your gun…taken…I like your cheeseburger….nooooo
  • She hates machines…she will be our love interest
  • Do father’s ever call their kids…kiddo? Hey Kiddo.
  • How many stars is her father.
  • She do no wanna get married.
  • Tricky Bastard Virus.
  • Use our AI! Noooo. Fly with a Bazooka
  • Skynet is not ready Daddy!
  • Now that is how you keep your Time Travel on the down low…pop your bubble out in the desert
  • Arnold Side Nipple!
  • Them dogs at the animal hospital be like…nooooo…those are my pills!
  • What kind of dog pills are good for on the run humans.
  • Stripper shows up naked is not stripper…he is just a naked guy.
  • haha…Talk to the hand! Hello hand.
  • Elton John glasses…I don’t think so.
  • T-1000 gear is pretty abundant…is that a choice when choosing your time travel landing spot
  • This drive thru is backwards.
  • Jose! You dead.
  • Global Digital Network
  • oh William…don’t tell crazy tracy who you are.
  • Just gonna do some doggy drugs and cutting.
  • We got a midnight (5:30 in the morning) sick cat coming in…that is some dedication.
  • Great we got junkies.
  • Chemical neuter dogs would be a bit risky
  • Crazy cat hairball lady’s cat’s name is Hercules.
  • Mike Cripkey’s basement…What does that mean!
  • His foster parents were murdered.
  • Catherine Brewster? A little late to ask…how about a blood DNA test. No!
  • Do Terminators have vision problems…they always looking through their eyebrows.
  • How does she have all the DNA database.
  • Catherine runs like a nerd
  • John Connor can not even break out a cage designed for a dog
  • Close range paint guns would hurt.
  • Gun or Truck. I choose truck.
  • Catherine Brewster…come with me.
  • Wow…she would just sell him out like that…
  • She is somewhere between mechanical and liquid
  • Good Terminator…or bad…Terminator
  • You can’t compete with that.
  • Hey son…your animal hospital van ain’t got no driver side door
  • Toyota Tundra…
  • Ok…Ok…I understand she could control electrons remotely…but how did she Maximum Overdrive mechanical things like shifting and steering.
  • Don’t yell at the driver
  • This is my company car…
  • Take this company car and shove it
  • ok…so she is a little bit OP
  • I am assuming nanobots?
  • I am the wide load champion…Who even needs a street with utility poles of people
  • uh oh…suburban neighborhood and front yard clearing could be easy kid death
  • Wiping Schwarzneggers from your wide load truck like a bug.
  • This is a massive care chase scene
  • How much large city equipment can we destroy
  • He is such a polite Terminator
  • Why can’t she just turn herself into a motorcycle and chase them?
  • No sign of Brain Trauma! nice check.
  • Drop dead asshole…I am unable to comply
  • A Tx was sent back? A Calculator?
  • We stopped Judgment Day…You only postponed it…It is inevitable.
  • Connor take the wheel.
  • Nano shit…there it is….
  • An Anti Terminator Terminator
  • Dropping fuel cells like tiny atomic bombs in the dessert
  • AM/PM store
  • This is Whack at the AM/PM Store
  • I need to shop like Schwarznegger at an AM/PM Store slamming shit into a basket.
  • She has a painful scream.
  • If she has Pet Doc 2…what is their other ride?
  • I have a fiance..he is going to be looking for me…I don’t like him…but he might.
  • Connor is a bit of a downer in the back of a beat up pet doc van.
  • Killing his captains.
  • Their paths cross every 10 years…or is that the convergence…they are going to be sweeties and make the baby that does the thing in the future.
  • TX is like a snake
  • Scott Mason Mask
  • Come with me if you want to Leave
  • I’ll be right back
  • No Fate But What We Make!
  • Don’t Do that.
  • Sarah Connor put a weapons stash in her will. They spread her ashes
  • Living in Baha. 6 months with Lukemia…fought for 3 years…long enough to make sure the world didn’t end
  • How did she shoot him in the face for him to spit out bullets
  • Thank gawd…just kill her already…she is all reasonable like a real person. I want fake movie people!
  • Anger is more useful that despair…basic psychology is one of his subroutines.
  • Right by the desert….Chest bursting hand for driving.
  • Cate…My name is Doctor Silverman…I’m a throwback…Hostage situation. Impossible things…crazy things.
  • hahah…Drop your weapon…and the coffin.
  • So is the doc in this triangle as well?
  • No Human Caualties…but a lot of pooped pants.
  • Contacts with military and his wife.
  • hey…that’s not my fiance!
  • Tx’s run fast
  • TX can take the form of any organic thing it touches…did it touch a snake? How about a cat?
  • We need a new vehicle. Valley of Peace is seen better days.
  • Primary weapon damaged..
  • Truck drive is nope….lady on the side of the road with a flamethrower for a hand…talk to the hand..talk to the flamethrower
  • Healthy Female
  • Termanatrix
  • Robert Brewster – Air Force Cyber Research Skynet
  • It is all about your father…only he can shut down Skynet
  • Judgment day is today? 3 hours from now.
  • Robot….Cybernetic Organism
  • Resistance Captured me and reprogrammed me. I was an assassinationer
  • If you die I have no reason to exist
  • She is in charge.
  • July 4th, 2039..you ded
  • So T1000 killed John and then she reprogrammed him to go back and protect him.
  • Skynet is taking everything down…
  • Is John actually doing anything with that C4? He is not making much progress.
  • Mike Crypkies basement….it was a good time.
  • Levity is good…it relieves tension and the ear of death.
  • Terminators are easy to spot…they all look pissed and on a mission.
  • Mr. Chairman. and Mr Brewster….all the monies you need.
  • T1-2 looks like a bad Johnny Number 5
  • Don’t press that Y
  • Daddy is like what….twins!
  • She’ll be back
  • Skynet has become self aware.
  • T1-2 is like a a gallery game….pew pew pew
  • no…the T1-8…oh they just have sequential numbers…no 7….don’t kill number 5…number 5 is alive!
  • the codes are in the the red envelope….you have to get to crystal peak.
  • Particular Accelerator leads to the runway.
  • Terminators need a purpose
  • 2003 CGI
  • Oh man…somebody blew up the toilet! Do not go in there.
  • Man down…all the man down
  • Everything on a swivel. Head…check…legs…check….arms…check.
  • Who let the drone inside?
  • Finally…Cate is a movie hero
  • You remind me of my mother…wrong thing to say?
  • Magnets…yes…magnets…take that you mechanical piece of liquid poo!
  • He has been reprogrammed.
  • She trained on her father’s plane…they are pretty quick to explain stuff.
  • CPU is intact but other things…not so much.
  • Desire is irrelevant.
  • Humans always reasoning with robots.
  • This truck makes me angry!
  • He shut himself down with his ass cheeks clinched in tight leather pants.
  • Reboot the machine! Virus gone…it was 2003…it is how we do.
  • Green screen run
  • Get a bigger chooper
  • I’m back
  • detachable legs
  • John’s limp explained
  • Fuel cell in the mouth
  • haha…conspiracy be splaining. It is just a fallout shelter to VIPs
  • Her daddy lied to get them to safety…cause they are the VIPs
  • They went all that way to get to a bunker when they were already headed to a bunker.
  • Daddy’s mission was the same as T1…which was like Johns dad. You can’t stop fate. Sometimes you just have to accept it.
  • All those bunkers with old isolated computers…this is the rise of the resistance. Fate…Crystal Peak.
  • I am in charge…screw Cate…I’m in charge…till I’m dead…then she is in charge.
  • It was software in the net…there was nothing to shut down.
  • Our destiny was to survive Judgement day
  • Daddy knew but I didn’t want to hear it.

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Spider-Man 3 – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

oh hi,

Meanwhile, Down at the Hall of Manservants; Jarvis, Alfred Pennyworth and Bernard (Bur-nerd) House…Man gather to discuss the events of the day.

If I may, Sirs, I’ve seen things in the house of Osborn I’ve never spoke of… The night Harry Osborn kissed that Mary Jane Girl and made Omletes, I… I cleaned his eggy mess… eggs were on the floor…they were on the ceiling…they were in the carpet…I spent an hour picking little tiny egg balls from his sweater..

But I guess I still love Harry..I loved his father too… but mostly I love that Mary Jane Girl..am I right?! up top Alfred! no. alright.

Anywho, that Parker kid shows up last night…probably pissed that Harry kissed Mary or whatever those Elmo kids are so upset about these days. “Oh look at my rebellious unkempt hair and dark moody clothes and strange dance moves…Ok Elmo… get a job!” am I right!? YOU know what I’m talking about Jarvis. High five…oh no…sorry, Jarvis. I didn’t mean to knock your coffee off the table.

No I’m not cleaning it up…you clean it up. I do that crap all day…I come here to relax and get away from that whole Manservant scene …Well I guess it will just sit there for infinity. No Alfred…sit down…Let’s see how long Jarvis can stand to let that coffee soak into the carpet. For god sake’s man! It’s going to stain! That’s it…I’m out of here.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0413300/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man_3

TWITTER

Spider-Man 3 (2007) – Like Harry Osborn’s Facebook relationship profile status. It’s complicated. Or like Mrs. Sandman says to Mr. Sandman…You and Proof sitting in prison…k-i-s-s-i-n- Prison Rape…I added that last part

SHOW NOTES

SHOW NOTES

  • Previously on Spiderman
  • Remember this! Oh I rememver this!!
  • Most informative opening credits ever…don’t be late.
  • Spiderman at the top of his game! NY loves Spidey…gotta fall
  • Man…does everybody just hate Peter Parker?
  • Gwen Stacy!
  • Is this her Voice? Sounds like Zoe Daschanel. She should sing more!
  • Harry Osbourne…it’s complicated…Facebook friendship relationship
  • Let me tell you about the acoustics of your performance…NERD!
  • Them durn osbournes always Gobbin out
  • Buff’est nerds in town. Topher Grace, Toby McGuire and
  • I think she just gave you a proposal.
  • So are spideman webs sticky or not? Mary Jane in my web
  • Hop on my Spider Scooter!
  • Penny Marko…Why did he return her letters like the letter fairy
  • C-Pap? Oxygen
  • Convinient…Sandmand Shirt…
  • You and Proof sitting in prison…k-i-s-s-i-n- Prison Rape
  • Here…daddy…here this necklace.
  • Sandman…I’m not a bad person…I’ve just had bad luck
  • What does a spideman sound like…vmmmm…vmmmmmm…scooter
  • Aunt May loved Uncle Ben Fiercly…
  • Uncle Ben asks…Aunt May shuts that shit down.
  • Uncle Ben and Aunt May were good swimmers…swam to the island…under a try looking at the sky…and May close your eyes…and there is your proposal
  • Oh Aunt May…I can’t take this ring…gimmie that shit!
  • This movie uses Jewelry to represent love and loss.
  • Hoverboard!
  • Not Aunt May’s Ring! Son of a beach!
  • This is some great city skyline fighting.
  • Oh my god! You killed Harry!
  • Ben Parker.
  • Oops I fell into a weird nighttime science experiment.
  • Ain’t no particle deconstruction gonna stop The Sandman!
  • Criminal Reconstruction.
  • I really question the Sandman costume design…they could have really done something more modern.
  • Peter Parker you are a terrible listner. me me me…and get back on the horse.
  • Alert…Crane out of control! Alert! Crane has become sentient. Go Go Spiderman
  • What was that new beam made of that was able to tear out the beams of the building.
  • Gwen Stacy loves that copier!
  • Edward Brock Jr. was not that concerned about seeing Gwen Stacey up there…father seemed somewhat concerned.
  • “Dazzle me!” – Jamison. Blood Pressure…you tell my wife!!…thank you.
  • It’s Hip’s It’s Wow.
  • What the hell kind of phone buzzer shakes your desk. Why I believe his secretary is trying to kill her boss.
  • The tale of 2 nerds
  • The Sandman has the weirdest luck. Now he finds a truck full of sand in the city…just when he is being chased.
  • Sand Punch!
  • Everybody loves Spider-man!
  • Spidey 5’s for all!
  • Are you kidding me Peter Parker! Upside down kiss is our move!
  • that is what Bruce Campbell said…”Peker”
  • Forgot about the Bruce Campbell Cameo
  • No one has a stupid smile on their face like Tobey McGuire
  • Everybody has severe luck in this movie…good or bad luck…it flows like destiny.
  • Peter Parker is isolated by bad timing, regret and jealously.
  • Why didn’t his spidey sense go off?
  • Don’t question it…wake up in a black suit…no worries
  • Characteristics of a Symbiote
  • Now what is sand going to do with cash
  • Sandman’s worst enemy…water…now he is sludgeman.
  • Sam Raimi finally got to use his fast Zoom knock thing in a big budget film
  • “You’ll get your rent when you fix this damn door!” – Petty Parker
  • Who are you Parker!?
  • Flint Marco.
  • “I don’t understand…Spider-Man doesn’t kill people” – Poor Aunt May
  • Specific set of skills Waitress/Singer…job filled
  • Bur-Nerd…Burnurd…Bernard?
  • The Twist? 2007…Couple of rich nerdy white folks with butlers.
  • “Check this out…
  • No! Do not kiss! too late.
  • Avenge me my son!
  • Man Parker…can’t you see Ursula is your real love.
  • Dang ole Mary Jane will sell you out. Cold hearted.
  • “How’s the pie?” “So Good”
  • So was he even there? He’s gone! Pie Gone…Goblin Gone
  • Meanwhile inside Parker Head.
  • “That taste…strawberries.”
  • Is Spider Sense dulled when it comes to his friend or blind rage and jealousy…or is it the suit.
  • and now…Spider Bug Eyes!
  • Little Goblin Jr.
  • Damnit Eddie Brock
  • Amplifies characteristics of it’s host.
  • Parker negotiates a staff job.
  • 2007 was a weird year for music in Superhero movies.
  • The Tobey Macguire dance scene of infamy.
  • Why did he shoot Uncle Ben…that doesn’t make much sense if he was just in it for the money or was that just Peter’s mind?
  • “Find us some shade…thanks hot legs.” always works for me…
  • Jazz bar…waitress and sing…
  • Peter Parker just hops on a piano and does a musical number….now dig on this
  • Backhand of Spiderman! Take that Mary Jane! unfortunate.
  • Fate…Peter Parker is in the bell tower separating from the symbiote suit where Brock is praying for his death.
  • Aunt May and her spider sense
  • Jennifer Duggan…what do you see on the street?
  • Disfigured Harry…no help Peter Parker
  • “If I may sir… I have seen some shit.” – Bur-nurd HouseMan

If I may, Sir, I’ve seen things in this house I’ve never spoke of… The night your father died, I… I cleaned his wound… the blade that pierced his body came from HIS Glider. I… I know you’re trying to defend your father’s honor, but there is no question that he died by his own hand. I loved your father, as I’ve loved you, Harry… as your friends love you…“―Bernard Houseman

  • Spider senses are not a thing to pervert up.
  • Spiderman is getting sandblasted
  • New’s Channel 8 and debbie downer
  • camera’s with film in 2007!
  • Damsel in distress.
  • Sandman is getting kind of gumby like.
  • Harry died just like his father with the blades on his board….but this time for the sacrifice
  • maybe Spiderman should not wield explosives..someone always dies or get maimed.
  • “I’m not asking you to forgive me…I’m asking you to understand.”
  • How much money does his daughter need! what kind of operation!
  • Meanwhile. Harry is dying. Shut up Sandman…
  • I wonder if Peter Parker ever found a new lab partner?

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Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

What? This scratch? It’s from Lethal Weapon 3. But that’s nothing. We haven’t even started with the pain of doing Filmsack for over 10 years!

Take a look at this!  A knife you ask? nope. A Glaive. Some guy mistook my head for a cave that looks like a vagina. Natural mistake.

ohhh… Be gentle with me.

and this? it’s freezer burn from a run in with a couple of Ice Pirates. Feel that texture. I almost ended in thirst! that one…same thing but over on Third and Highlander. But to be honest I don’t like to talk about both since there can only be one.

Oh…that….yeah…now that one WAS a knife. yep, I got into a knife sizing competition with Crocodile Dundee and there was an accident and the knife ended up in my eye. I was seeing Blood Bubbles for a week. It was disgusting. Blood Bubbles.

Hey Word Scott…. Word Randy. Word Ibbott.