Reindeer Games (2000) – Filmsack Show Notes

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This week on Filmsack, we’re released from prison just in time for the holidays and the gift that is the awkwardly framed foreground close ups of Gary Sinise’s monster eye bags… and unlike Rudolph who was excluded from all the REINDEER GAMES because of his shiny red nose we send 4 Filmsack Union Santas in… which is what witness will say…. to hook up with this early 2000s Action Thriller our cellmate got us horny about…. now sleeping with her brother on Paramount Plus pa rum pa pum pum.  Apparently this poor boy did have gifts to bring. Riding a hard 5.

Anywho, the police just showed up and wanted to know if I recently received any unexpected large cash donations in my mailbox. Or at least that is what I heard through my Ring Doorbell Cam as I am currently out visiting my neighbor’s mailboxes and headed for the airport. Water pistol full of Pa Rum Pa Pum Rum

Randy, what do you say to Santa’s Dwarves… you say sorry, ya big jerk. 

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BRIEF

Reindeer Games (2000) follows Rudy Duncan (Ben Affleck), a parolee just released from prison who assumes the identity of his former cellmate to cozy up to the cellmate’s pen-pal girlfriend, Ashley (Charlize Theron). But Rudy quickly becomes entangled in a plot led by Gabriel (Gary Sinise) to rob a tribal casino, all while wearing Santa suits and navigating a web of lies and betrayals. With action, twists, and a holiday backdrop, this thriller mixes Christmas cheer with cold-blooded crime.

TRAILER/CLIPS

 

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SHOW NOTES

• Is this a Christmas movie?
• SANTA! Multiple Dead Santa’s! No faces
• 6 days before
• To tell ya the truth, I never was much for the holidays. It’s been forever since I’d known a holiday, since I’d seen my family, since I’d been with a girl, since I’d driven a car. You see, cars are what put me here – Iron Mountain, Maximum Security Prison. I was riding a hard five for grand theft auto. Meanwhile, most of my esteemed raping and murdering colleagues were up for parole in three. The world works like that sometimes. All the time, in my experience. That’s me, Rudy Duncan, menace to society, on the left. The guy on the right is Nick Cassidy, my best friend. Back then, we were both looking at three days to a new start. That’s what ya talk about in prison. How you’re gonna get it right. How you’ll never make the same mistakes.
• 3 days until a new start.
• That is what you talk about in prison.
• First thing I am going to do. Hot Chocolate… a mug of Hot Chocolate.
• He wants hot chocolate… his friend wants sex. With some pen pal.
• Don’t bust my bubble. Enjoy your hot chocolate… I should have said sex… Not hot chocolate… I should have had said sex.
• Alamo’s Back… don’t like no snitches
• As long as you have been naughty I will be nice.
• She sounds pretty mature for 25
• Should have written to the magazine.
• All I want is to make it home. Sit for Christmas dinner. Just want to go home…. or stare at my cellmate’s girl. One of the two.
• Holiday Jello.
• Who’s in prison now.
• Let’s get real close with these shots.
• There are monsters in the Jello-ton. One roach per Jello freakout!
• Shiv-o-tunity
• Tell Ashley I am going to be there. Nick got nicked.
• Nick and Ashley no more. Now it is Ben and Ashley.
• Boy that is a lot of prisoners being released… for the holidays. Everyone has family…. cept yo.
• Keep your head down man… don’t reach out. Don’t you do it Rudy. But the horny…. I have the horny pants.
• Did Nick never send her pics. She sent a metric ass ton.
• Sorry I almost ran.
• All the lying.. but not the thing about the dreaming about her smile.
• Ho Ho Ho… I’m Nick. Let’s do it. BUTT FLECK!
• Sex to Christmas music is weird.
• None of the other guys wanted to know me… they just wanted to get inside… gross!
• Nick was just protecting his girl… but not me.. I am a small business man car thief.
• Rudy no more… now I am Nick. 
• Provisions Nick.
• Can you flush an ID?
• We’ll let her have her Holidays. Then we will tell her.
• When I get back in that room you better only be wearing a candy cane.
• I’m hiding in the closet! For some reason.
• The source of comedy. Identity confusion. 
• Gabriel is the bad brother.
• I’m not Nick. Ho ho ho.
• So you could get with my sister? So you could get down her chimney.
• Man. They got a shitload of cookies… you want the tree?
• He read all the letters.
• Don’t play no Reindeer Games with me… they said the title!
• Watch your mouth. It is Christmas.
• Create a Christmas 2…
• I used to work at a Casino. Before Millie.
• 2 year Man Slaughter bit for killing a guy in a bar.
• My last job was at a quick lube.
• You promised me. You would get your sweetheart to help.
• Bury this guy all over the place… that is not how you bury.
• What do you want to know about the Tomahawk?
• Time to play the Reindeer games.
• I had better sex in prison.
• Maybe he’s not the guy. Let’s check his ID.
• Nick doesn’t get nothing until Nick gets some hot chocolate and some Peacan Pie.
• shut up. I’m eating my pie. I could go for some onion rings.
• It was called the pow-wow safe. Millions in the Pow-Wow safe.
• If you get me inside. 
• You are going to get me a disguise.
• I don’t think she is getting who he is.
• Monster and his merry men.
• They drive guns. They have never done a robbery. They really do need me.
• Not getting noticed cost at least a couple hundred.
• You are making it really hard to apologize.
• S-N-O- f’ing W… Snow .. Do something about the SNOW. It is bad for Casino
• That’s Mike. He works here.
• Where did you hear about us. Prison. 
• Ashton!!
• $100 bucks to wear my jacket.
• Not the best plan to get away by running out into the snow like a Reindeer.
• Oh… I always hate the idea of being under the ice in water…
• At the rate you are going. I am going to have trouble considering you family. 
• They must have given the place a makeover.
• Something tell me you are not being totally honest with me.
• Don’t dart me bro!
• Throwing darts at a worthless convict. That escalated quickly.
• Giving a couple of guys (convicts) hope.
• This movie starts off slow and weird but start to move along pretty well in the 2nd half.
• I have no gift to bring. Buh-rum-pa-pa-pum.
• You need 6. We got 5.
• We gonna dress up as cowboys… nope… Santas! 6 Santas go in.
• only guy in the gun club who doesn’t keep a gun in his truck.
• A breast implanted tongue. conversation.
• It is official… she is a baddie… I forget about it everytime.
• She just broke his heart… The way to keep him from running. 
• Time to draw a map.
• Doing his sister… gross! ohhh… she is the girlfriend.
• Run! Like a reinderp. Nope… Nope… back to the room. Remember I used to Jack cars…
• mmm… left over room service. If I can hot wire a car I can hotwire a hotel room.
• Who’s slamming doors?
• Fucking Reindeer Games… leave me alone… I’m going home.
• Tomorrow is Christmas Eve my love.
• That is for the 100 bucks for Pay Per View… and 200 on the Mini Bar.
• haha… Santa’s Dwarves… you say thank you Mother Mother.
• You hang out with Criminals … nothing ever goes according to plan.
• The weird roar the truck does… cause of Monster? Monster Truck?
• Rum-pa-pum-pum.
• Hey hey… thirsty.
• Get another table for old people.
• What kind of people cheats Santa Clause.
• Cover the old man.
• Squirt Gun full of booze.
• Small town people. You want a future you got to stand up and steal it.
• There is a pow wow safe. I heard him.
• Holy crap… the pow wow safe exists.
• Don’t make me go back to Vegas.
• Hey Santa Clause… Tomahawk something something.
• what do you say to Santa’s Dwarves… you say thank you.
• Why would they come back for him? They got the money and half the team is dead which means a better split.
• Motor City Monster Truck.
• She told me about the convict magazines. Nobody to talk to. Nobody to listen.
• It is a hard life being a trucker’s girl.
• I save your life. You shouldn’t have.
• Some stranger at the bottom of a raven with a burnt up heart.
• A guy takes a shiv for you.
• How did she know there was a shiv? How did she know.
• Christ… men.
• Who wouldn’t. She is a bit of a black widow.
• TWIST! He was never dead… he was the mark all along!
• For your information. I never F the wrong guy.
• Remember Millie… works at that bar… 
• Slack Jawed Affleck.
• Rudy goes for the easy money.
• Gotta have 5 Santas. That is what the witnesses will say.
• You gave them the confidence to walk in there.
• He is going to use his quick car jacking skills…. like riding a bike… on fire…
• Rule 1 never put a car thief behind the wheel.
• What is rule 2?
• Rudy you and me man… we can split the money… you think I was serious about her?
• Believe this… door close.
• Only Rudy the Red Nosed Reindeer left.
• Santa and his money sacks.
• Stack of cash in every mailbox… giving back to the community..
• that is going to cause some mayhem.
• Have leftovers for about 6 months.
• Did he walk all the way home?
• I never was much for the holidays… until now.

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