Kraven the Hunter (2024) – Filmsack Show Notes

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This week on Filmsack, we put aside our daddy issues, or not, Man…”that’s so KRAVEN”… THE HUNTER and head out on a movie Safari to stalk this 20-24 Sony Spiderman Cinematic Universe Legend now being dragged into the grasslands of Africa for a little tiger blood transfusion and a drip of the afterlife from a wanna-be witch doctor turned grown up lawyer, all while dealing with abandonment issues and mommy’s suicide… I’m fine! I’m fine.

anywho, welcome to Supervillains Rebranding Inc. Thank you for trusting us with your brand Mr….. The Hunter. I really only see one or two things we need to cover. First, you need to stop eating red meat. You know… to avoid any confusion between you and the bad men you hunt. Can you eat Fish? Sure, nobody cares about those soulless pieces of crap… feel free to yank them from their water home and loving families and nom on them raw on the banks of far east Russia, nobody cares… do it. Also, how do you feel about wearing animal fur and lounging in your daddy’s leather chair like some king of the hunt. Hey! HE’S DOING THE THING!!  everybody, quick get in here… he’s doing the thing from the comics.

Randy, Don’t you want to know why they call me The Rhino? Spoiler, It’s because I’m horny for a partner.

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BRIEF

Kraven the Hunter (2024) tells the origin story of Sergei Kravinoff, a Russian big-game hunter turned brutal antihero, played by Aaron Taylor-Johnson. After a childhood trauma involving lions and an evil father (Russell Crowe), Kraven gains animalistic superpowers and embarks on a violent quest for revenge. A dark and gritty entry in Sony’s Spider-Man Universe, this R-rated flick leans hard into bloody action and feral energy.

Rated: R | 2024 | Action/Adventure/Superhero | 2h 7m

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SHOW NOTES

• • • • Kraven the Hunter becomes the Hunted? That’s so Kraven.
      • meanwhile in coldest Russia.
      • 5 minute pee break. Where is 0864?
      • Meanwhile. Russian Penal Colony… Penal
      • That is one ugly roommate.
      • 3 days. One minute longer… take your best shot.
      • Can I sit with you at lunch?
      • Ooops. These guys fell on my weights.
      • The boss wants to see you.
      • I am a hunter… what do you hunt? The Hunter is a myth.
      • Come in. Play some chess.
      • There is an ounce of truth in every legend.
      • This movie is worth it for the physical stunts.
      • 3 days!!
      • You were late. Next time I fly.
      • Like it always goes. Good for me. Bad for him.
      • 16 Years earlier
      • Upstate New York.
      • Daddy Big Limo. 
      • Your momma is dead. Been 2 years since you seen her.
      • You kill yourself. You get no funeral… instead… you get safari!! Shoot to kill
      • Meanwhile, Northern Tanzania
      • Granny Fortune Teller. 
      • The first card is the Subject, the second card is the situation, the third card is the outcome. 
      • Granny outdoor 
      • It is the spirit of the gatekeeper to the other side. In a little vile. Go ahead… take it… the time is coming soon… and you will know what to do with it. Don’t tell your parents… cause they all suck in this movie.
      • Hey son. Come look at this… I shot a thing. They are Prey. We are predator. 
      • Legends of the one who can not be killed.
      • Why do you hunt? Cause if I kill the legend… I become the legend.
      • It is just me, my boys out here hunting… oh… and the spotter guy… and the guy.
      • No. You do not have name. In this world you barely exist.
      • I am trying to give my boys the joy of stalking… but blah blah blah your voice is stalking me.
      • Do it only with the tools you were born with… like the heart of a lion and a mystical spirit thing.
      • Don’t bite me!! I didn’t do it! That mean old man over there did it! Still not me…
      • Drag me by the back pack.
      • Mom and dad are such photobug nerds.
      • More bad parenting…. just gonna let her walk away into the deepest part of the Africa.
      • A drop of lions blood and a splash of spirt juice from the beyond and this card… enjoy.
      • Time of Ded. 6:51… and he back with the brown eyes… don’t ya make ’em blue.
      • “Why did you not shoot?”
      • Clinically, he was dead for more than 3 minutes.
      • Meanwhile, outside London.
      • Mom guilt from beyond the grave
      • Fear will eat you. Never show your enemy the fear.
      • Dimitri will go back to school in New York and you will stay here in London with me. 
      • Come work for me son.
      • Oh good. You killed my Lion friend and hung his head… cool cool.
      • Outburst… is this puberties or am the hawk talker? 
      • I got the lion card!! ohh…  and spirit juice!
      • I have the powers?
      • I am going to abandon you just like mom. Have fun… hope you don’t turn into a supervillain.
      • I am going to the place mom used to take us. In Russia
      • Are you on the run? Well come on.. hop on my freight boat
      • Far East Russia… .where the buffalo roam? Bison? Overweight Wildebeest? Oxen. In far East Russia… Buffalo Roam on You.  https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/comments/1ho9xzu/in_kraven_the_hunter_2024_we_can_see_that_kravens/
      • He has all the traits of a predator… except he is a vegan…
      • Use my tiger vision. How dare you take just the horns.
      • he brought a knife to a gun fight… oh… and anger and fists and a sense of justice!
      • meanwhile. Present day.
      • that is one high quality card… it didn’t yellow at all… even though he obviously carries it with him everywhere.
      • It is your father… come home. Just kidding it is your brother.
      • I am a pescatarian cause fish don’t have souls!
      • We are here for our once a month horn butchering.
      • I built a fence!
      • Because we can.
      • 6 of us and only 1 of you.
      • I have your nose… patoooey Now your boss has it.
      • Meanwhile at the London Docklands.
      • A crazy local… I took care of it… 
      • Oh, you are standing in him.
      • I will be adding these names to my list.
      • She has an incomplete deck of fortune teller cards.
      • Samantha… we barely knew ye… like seriously… who you?
      • The system is broken.
      • Calypso… how do you know that name?
      • You are the boy.
      • Those are my grandmother’s cards… she was piiiissssed.
      • Hunting people down is sort of my thing.
      • A tiger’s tooth? I am the MacGyver of justice 
      • I grew up watching my father put evil in the world. Now I do what I can to get rid of them in the world.
      • Kraven… with a K.
      • her parents were lawyers and now she is a lawyer. She is an investigator lawyer.
      • You are going to need a lawyer or worse.
      • Let’s team up! You know all the bad people… give me access.
      • Warning if you keep going for people on that list… people you love are going to get hurt.
      • Randy, Are you going to make me beg? You know I don’t beg. Papa forgives you.
      • They say he is faster than a cheetah, more cunning than a fox, and stronger than a tiger!”
      • You boss is dead. One of you 3 is going to be my partner.
      • Don’t you want to know why they call me The Rhino?
      • Anti Rhino Back Pack.
      • When a Rhino sees an opportunity… he does not hesitate. He charges in. That was one hell of a pitch.
      • This next one is for you Papa… he knows I like Tony Bennet. I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like Tony Bennet.
      • He is like chameleon my son who sings.
      • You have already done deal.
      • The Rhino sends his regards.
      • Who do I have to defend me? My son… the piano player.
      • I have Rhino ticks.
      • I found this flash drive under my door…. we should plug this into my device.
      • This cannot be real? Can it?
      • Put the foreigner on it.
      • 1… 2…. 3…. behind you. 
      • Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019), portrayed by Numan Acar. – Who spoiled that on Instagram. blink and you will miss it… goes by Dimitri
      • Dmitri Smerdyakov debuted in The Amazing Spider-Man #1 (March 1963)
      • On your birthday, we can go to the petting zoo.
      • Fred Hechinger is great. White Lotus has given us so much.
      • You come home on my birthday.
      • No hugs…but perhaps a handshake? Can  you feel the love tonight.
      • I can’t sleep indoors.
      • This… oh that is my travel knife… I use it for work… I hunt… peoples
      • Eye color changes. Cool.
      • The on foot city chase scene when he is trying to rescue his brother is the best.
      • Calypso is bad… mmm k… just not here.
      • Once you are on the list … you never come off.
      • Sir, I think you left your shoes in the lobby.
      • There was some screaming involved.
      • My list of enemies is long.
      • Look what they did to him. They turned him into a finger and put him in a box.
      • 20 million in 48 hours.
      • If I pay, I am weak. I lose everything.
      • You don’t get to do that anymore.
      • You bastards! You took my piano playing finger! 
      • You can thank me by never calling me again.
      • I got a bad case of crusty hide skin.
      • Meanwhile, in Turkey…
      • Sony was like… we will take Spider-man and Kraven.
      • How do you know my name? Who sent you..
      • That is enough Raja.
      • Very sorry about your finger. Collateral damage.
      • his bastard son! 
      • The men who took you… oopsie… was suppose to get your brother.
      • He just killed all of those guys with what you had on hand… That’s so Kraven.
      • I call this my feed bag.
      • Miles Warren aka Jackal
      • Indestructible like a rhino… but the pain… nope… nope.
      • Foreigner says “relax”
      • We are being hunted by a large cat… you don’t hunt me… go on get pissed.
      • Foreigner’s mentor was killed by Kraven.
      • Get to the part where I start to give a shit.
      • hey hey hey…. be careful with my Kraven stuff… I am a man of the earth.
      • We were on Safari.
      • I was made for this.
      • Karma catches up to you.
      • MI6…
      • Only 1 person has this number.
      • Rhino is always looking for a partner.
      • Ok then. Now we go hunt the hunter.
      • Bring me his body… or don’t come back.
      • Hello Raja… good boy.
      • This big Far East Russia cat is a wildcard…
      • Bear trap to the head!
      • He done set up some Predator Style.
      • Amateurs, so embarrassing for us.
      • Dart gun full of dark illusions and then SPIDERS!! Crazy just like momma.
      • As the poison moves to your spinal cord.
      • The legend… the myth.
      • 1… 2… 3 mother fucker… Right through the eye.
      • I don’t got no more spirit juice… ok.. maybe a bit… Legends don’t die.
      • Spirit juice requires a shot to the heart.
      • That must be some summer camp.
      • Does anyone else see what I am seeing here?
      • Ole broken horn.
      • My father was right about 1 thing… you are nothing…
      • Stabbed him right in the feed bag hole.
      • Who sent the video? Was it my father? 
      • I wish I had never met you Cravenoves.
      • Meanwhile in Northern Russia
      • The Rhino was coming for you…set trap… 
      • Never fear death… isn’t that what you taught me.
      • I ain’t gonna kill you… but Russian Bear has no such honor.
      • One year later.
      • I am going through changes…
      • A doctor in New York! Just like Rhino. 
      • I have a code… you are not better than him. you are worse… A hunting accident… phttlll… our father?
      • You are just another man… hunting for a trophy.
      • It’s all there for the taking…and I’m gonna take it.
      • Embrace who you really are. You are more than my child. You are me… and I am you… we are hunters. The greatest the world has ever known…. Now strike the pose!!

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