Final Destination 3 (2006) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

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This week on Filmsack, we … wooooooaaaah, I just had a premonition that we were doing a podcast on a rollercoaster … of love … and death … American Style… quick, get me out of this death trap before Randy tells me about the time he was an amusement park ride attendant who used to clean the entrance to Satan’s balls and taint until his unfortunate FINAL DESTINATION 3… Satan’s Starfish where he lost his arm and ultimately his good humor. Now streaming down Randy’s arm over on HBO Max, Max… soon to just be HBO Max again. Oh the humanity!

Anywho, in this premonition Scott and Ibbott were doing some Tandem Tanning…. as we all have at some point in our lives right… right? Just a couple of fellas getting their skin baked, naked,  in the same room to look good for their ladies. When suddenly!! Nothing happened. Death was like…. nope. I’m not going in there.  Death defeated. Put that in your yearbook photos and smoke it.

Randy, why are you wearing underwear? Tan lines are sexy? not the way you’re doing it! Flossy.

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BRIEF

After a horrific premonition causes Wendy to abandon a doomed roller coaster ride, she and a group of survivors quickly learn that death doesn’t take no for an answer. One by one, they fall victim to elaborate, Rube Goldberg-esque fatalities that involve tanning beds, weight machines, nail guns, and more. Can she outwit the unseen force picking them off, or is death really the ultimate final girl?

Rated: R | 2006 | Horror/Thriller | 1h 33m

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Final Destination 3 (2006) – Like Stacy Kobayashi’s camel toe. You can’t look away.  #NotMakingItToTheYearBook #OneDevilTwoCups

SHOW NOTES

• Finally, my Destination.
• This is extra widescreen.
• Always love how these movies start… so subdued… all these great shots and eerie music and sounds. With big Tuba horn and long strings.
• Meanwhile down at the Scream and Puke… creepy death implications and fate with a hand.
• Death is an inevitable force and it will find a way if you escape it and you will arrive at your final destination.
• The High Dive is the High Die.
• Devils Flight! Snickers.
• Death can be thwarted by the clairvoyant. 
• Susie Caibochie’s Camel Toe.
• This camera is the year books… it can see death.
• Does mom know where you are?
• Getting some Deja Vu bad Ju Ju
• The real fear is having no control.
• Cup your hands slightly… like you are holding the devils balls.
• More likely to die on the ride to an amusement part than at one.
• Franky Cheeks is old school ladies… he is out of school 2 years… but you know.
• Franky Cheeks the creep.
• Hydrolics gonna fail.
• They are building the tension like a roller coaster.
• Man… this is really well shot.
• Way to go cheeks… they said no loose objects…
• It only takes one loose camera and all of a sudden this thing is falling apart.
• I love they are using the mom/dad style seat belt hold.
• Oh yeah… I forgot… they showed the bad thing…
• The hydraulics, the tracks, the thing… the stuff.
• Fuck Moi? 
• He used to be my boyfriend. My boyfriends dead and you gonna be in trouble.
• Them are some low rise jeans.
• I am alive and I don’t care.
• Put this place in my rearview.
• She is ready to move on. 
• I went online looking for an explanation.
• This has happened before… twice in fact. Then they all died in the order they would have died… unless someone intervened
• Lets go tan.
• I want to look my best… for all those kids who died that night. Totally.
• Julie sister is a bitch.
• Death is a cool breeze.
• Nice Apple. 
• A few degrees won’t hurt… bzzzt
• They got cds
• Randy, why are you wearing underwear?
• Roller Coaster of… Love… 
• I am unaware of Tandem Tanning. Tanning in Tandem.
• Death by tanning bed. You are cooked. Sorry I was too late.
• I miss movies being cinematic-ally shot
• We are all equal in death’s eyes.
• Seeing women as nothing as fun bags…. impress Franklin Cheeks.
• if you come to my funeral bring me a PSP or something.
• This fear is a living presence. This presence is the opposite of Jay… it is cold and terrifying.
• Here are some weird photos I carry around to a graveyard. Like Lincoln.
• Franky took an engine fan to the head.
• Willful ignorance is surrendering control.
• These photos have clues to your death.
• This whole camp is full of death.
• This weight room is full of danger..
• Death fears me…. Just win… all I know how to do is win. and get head Splat
• Chromed out Nail Gun.
• These movies never seem to fail at introducing dick ass characters.
• Zip and Pip
• Death is like a force.
• Keep laughing it up Death boy.
• Rube Goldberg of death.
• Zip was bound to die
• You are being a fucker… but go on.
• Ok. I’m in.
• I didn’t tell them anything… I told them everything!
• We don’t even like each other.
• nooo… my sister!! Charmed… I’m sure.
• McKinley is going to kill you… cause his last name is the same.
• Fireworks, Muzzle Flash, BBQ, Lightening… Fuck you Ben Franklin.
• Dude… Sweet. M80s… ok… so they are shooting off fireworks already… and exploding M80s is going to be cool because?
• good. Kill Julie already…. with her double birds
• Told you… horses are dicks… he done killed like 3 people.
• McKinley has a theory… kill her and it is over..
• Five months later.
• “There is someone walking behind you… turn around…look at me.”
• Signs Signs everywhere signs… next stop is the end of the line.
• End of the Line train.
• uh oh. They are all on the same train.
• This train gonna kill everybody to take those that got away.
• Death is venegeful.
• Every time you think you are safe… bap.
• pull the emergency brake.
• Death by tanning bed: sponsored by anxiety and spray tan regret.
• Why are teenagers this obsessed with rides that spin upside down?
• Goth psychic friend is 100% right and 100% ignored.
• McKinley Speedway: more haunted than it looks.
• Let’s introduce every character like a slasher movie headcount.
• Polaroids: for when you want low-resolution death hints.
• Every death is a combo of Home Depot aisle meets Final Cut Pro.
• Why does every background track sound like Evanescence’s cousin?
• “Death doesn’t like to be cheated.” Cool cool cool, so we just die in increasingly insane ways.
• Wendy: scream queen turned amateur detective.
• Roller coasters aren’t scary. Roller coaster *safety failures* are.
• Why does death have such a flair for the dramatic?
• Funeral scenes: now with bonus foreshadowing.
• Honestly, the log truck from FD2 still haunts us more.
• The nail gun scene—why???
• This movie made 19-year-olds scared of tanning salons and hardware stores.
• Death’s theme is “Rude Goldberg.”
• The ending twist? That’s no twist. That’s a spiral into trauma town.

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