INTRO
oh hi,
C’mon Ruth this is your best dog pal Roughy barking and freaking out because you just gotta open that door and let me lead you down this mountain to safety! I mean c’mon Ruth what do you want…do you just want to take a lava bath Ruth…well ole Roughy here has too much life to live to tread molten hot lava death…Now open the fricken door ya stubborn old lady! Listen…someone is here! Oh good, it’s grandkids….they’ll talk some sense into you Ruth and then I can lead you all down the mountain to safety. Door’s open… Enough talk…follow me… rough rough roughy
Don’t worry fam. I got ya. I know a path down the mountain that leads straight out of town. Oh man. Did you guys see what happened to those Twonset Hot Springs lovers…Burnt Bubble Butts Up in the air without a care in the world…well I guess that’s one way to go…right fam…..fam? Ruh Roh Roughy.
Ok Roughy….I guess it’s just me against this mountain. One lone dog on a journey to freedom. Woo…Lava flow…hup…Let’s see if I can get a better look at things from up here on this rock. ..oh good…there is the Vulcanologist with the great hair and the carefree willingness to drive through anything no matter what the insurance cost. He really is quite dreamy though. and Jump! Hey fam…have you seen Ruth? Wait, what smells like burnt up old lady legs? oh…I guess that closes the chapter on that part of my life. Say…could you guys do me a favor and not tie me up until we get out of here…Roughy thanks you.
Hey is that Coffee…Coffee Coffee Coffee
LINKS
Dante’s Peak (1997) – Like
SHOW NOTES
- Where is Tommy Lee Jones when you need him?
- This Music and intro…awesome! That Volcano eruption is startling at any audio level
- Bikes, Umbrellas, Suitcases and crosses…oh my
- Muddy Bloody mess
- Marria didn’t make it.
- 4 Years Later
- Those are the worst push-ups ever
- Meanwhile in Washington
- Foreshadowing…Going on Vacation isn’t going to kill ya
- The Devil’s Face in the eruption on the posted newspaper on the wall.
- Yellow Balloon…good…Red Balloon Bad
- Earth Nipples. Erupting Nipples
- Second most desirable place under 20K
- Linda Hamilton the softer side.
- Pierce Bronson the Vulcan side….doing his best Dr. Grant
- Pioneer Town…on Pioneer celebration
- Hey…Money Magazine! We have things
- Twonset “Too” Hot Springs.
- Gram is in so much trouble….go home boys.
- He hates kids! He’s not a family man…
- Ruth is such a pleasant ex-mother in law. Where is the Ex?
- Like a pool man…Yes…just like a pool man.
- Do you know when those trees died? Yeah…just let me check my dead tree journal.
- This movie plays like a Richard Donnor film.
- Last active 7 thousand years ago.
- Screaming kids…don’t help us screaming kids.
- Ruth says the Squirrels are dying..more clues…I’ve seen this before.
- A hot dip and some hot nookie.
- Bubble Butts
- Acid Lakes…Carbon Dioxide oozing out of the ground…Paul…listen to me Paul.
- No one wants to believe. Harry is just an alarmist.
- Norman…get the evac plans…
- The Politics of science.
- USGS is a lot more cautious of
- We will be bouncing laser beams off of it…and checking it’s gases….hell we even have a robot.
- You need a vacation…I’ll see you in 2 weeks.
- Pizza Stein Bar
- Politics and Economics
- This town is all about being the best.
- Holy Hell…she just burnt his hand with that coffee…most painful
- Do you like EggPlant Parm? For Breakfast? No…for Dinner!
- Greedy Helicopter Pilot…Overtime! Whatever TV
- Professional Volcanologist / Amateur Hanky Magician and Domino Designer
- Vulcan Life…got too close to the show.
- Dr. Espresso from New York
- Coffee…Coffee Coffee
- Spider Legs. Gas Readings Up front.
- turn around while I remove the ELF
- Terry’s Masterpierce
- The pilot is a dick? or…is he taking hazard pay for increasing his rates after an accident?
- Your favorite movie glorification of a mundane scientific job? Twister, Dante’s Peak, Jurassic Park…
- The Frog in boiling water analogy.
- I promised you 2 days…I gave it a week.
- One Lane Bridge
- She is always making the coffee…
- I am not a fan of the “past battle” discussion… Just like back in 85 at Mount Something
- “I tole you so”
- Why is the hotel owner and Paul wearing the same shirt?
- oh no The Gas & Lube is on Fire
- The roads are gone! Where we are going we don’t need roads
- He keeps saying it is ok…it’s not ok
- Get real Bevis. She’s just clearing her throat.
- Up at Mirror Lake.
- Harry sure trusts his vehicles…how is that working out for you.
- Who invited the lava!?
- now…a round of Row Row Row your boat
- 2nd round…same as the first.
- oh shit.
- He has some pretty good
- Damn-it Ruth…she got the acid legs
- Grandma. Dead. Row Row your acid legs
- Uh oh…a house…hit the bridge…bad timing
- Better to be in a Humvee than that crappy cargo van…come on Paul…see ya Paul. Really…a Wilhelm scram on Paul’s death
- The sin of inaction. You die.
- Do you think we can drive over this lava in this truck? Sure…how hot is Lava? like 100 degrees
- Ruffie……can’t let the dog die! Grandma…sure…dog…no f’ing way!
- 8 years to get this town on it’s feet.
- ELF…you got to have the ELF. Chekhov’s Elf.
- How tight is everyone’s butthole in that truck while they are running from the fire cloud.
- So long Harry…oh…he’s a magician. He’s skilled…not lucky.
- Let’s go deep sea fishing. A fisherman of men
- Why the hell would you tie up Ruffie…Ruffie needs to be free to run from the bad things.
- This movie moves from a larger to smaller and smaller world until he is literally in a box.
- Gotta have faith a faith a faith…baby
- This Volcano really really wants to kill Harry.
- Trope…all machines are broken until you kick them. Work damn you…work.
- That damn light has been flashing for a day or two….hey asshole…check flashing red lights more often.
- Thank you Nasa!
- At least Paul got to see the show….bye Paul
