Star Trek III The Search For Spock

Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984) (105 minutes – Rated: PG)

a 1984 American science fiction film released by Paramount Pictures. The film is the third feature film of the Star Trek science fiction franchise and is the center of a three-film story arc that begins with Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and concludes with Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. After the death of Spock (Leonard Nimoy) the crew of the USS Enterprise returns to Earth. When James T. Kirk (William Shatner) learns that Spock’s spirit, or katra, is held in the mind of Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy (DeForest Kelley), Kirk and company steal the Enterprise to return Spock’s body to his home planet. The crew must also contend with hostile Klingons, led by Kruge (Christopher Lloyd), bent on stealing the secrets of a powerful terraforming device.

Opener:

Twitter:  Star Trek III: The Search For Spock

http://www.imdbe.com/title/tt0088170/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_III:_The_Search_for_Spock

 

Stuff I Loved:

The Search for spork.

Memories look like blue and sounds like vox

his was the mo….st….human (The shatner choke up)

This is the same voice effect they used in the new Star Trek movie when spock was explaining red matter.

We apparently shot Spocks space coffin into some kind of ewok moon

Spock carcass…out of sight out of mind. Polluting the universe with dead vulcans.

James Horner composed some rocking mood music.

Deforest-ation Kelley….

When you do something as bold as put your plot in the title of your film… it becomes misdirection spock for 30 minutes until we reveal the true way spock returns. “Has Spock returned? Not yet….wait for it.”

Look at those pointy side burns Admiral Kirk.. Rocking.

How casual is Admiral Kirk in his open breast uniform. Would somebody button up that flap already.

We must have some sort of neck wear fetish in the future. Everybody’s neck’s have those paper decorations frills they put on turkey legs that look like tiny chef’s hats.

Uhuru is like….what the hell did that brother just ask the admiral. Mutha…do not be talking to the captain on the bridge…are you stupid.

I don’t think the federation has

Valkris is showing some major cleavage in this movie. I see how Valkris was able to infiltrate the dirty old man contingent. Can I get a Scott fletcher boobies? Valkris I freely give you my information. Also, my creepy white-haired cohort would like to see your left boob. He has a very specific fetish. Also, we we have no razors on this cargo ship and no protection from these really sweet solar tans.

1.21 gigawatts of Klingon.

I like to keep my mostly immobile slimy Klingon pit bull next to my captain’s chair. In case I get the urge to pet something slimey.

Wonder if the was doc brown’s doc “einstein (inie)” after a failed travel back in time.

I don’t know what these Klingons are saying…but I think it is something about making a mashup of data interspersed with pictures of captain kirk.

Little known fact. Those are Christopher Lloyd’s real eyebrows.

I wonder if they had to get that Klingon ship up to 88 mph to hit hyperspace

Why is our Klingon ship green.

She is suppose to have Transwarp drive.

“And if my grandmother had wheels she would be a wagon.”

Reba looked real surprised that the enterprise was returning.

“This is not pos-e-ble”

I want to comment on the security team’s uniforms outside of Spock’s quarters.

Is that the deathstar on the wall in Spock’s quarters?

Bones. You got some major cataracts

Extended shore leave for all…except you Scotty. more work for you.

What other Galactic controversies are there?

Genesis effect. Insert Phil Collins joke here.

Klingons…speaking English when nobody is looking

Geez man. It’s good to see the future holds no reservations about running a buzz word into the ground. Genesis Planet, Genesis Effect, Genesis Torpedo, Genesis Experiment

Tell the federation…Captain’s Spock’s Tube Located. It’s in his pants.

What kind of wind breaker body suit is Kirk wearing in his casual wear.

It’s SPOCK! No…it’s his dad.

The Needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few…or the one…Do you really need to expand on how few you are talking about.

Don’t be mind melding with me.

The Vulcan Way.

Slugs. Why did it have to be slugs.

Somebody is really shaking those trees on the Genesis planet.

Hey bar waitress. Can I get you a moist wipe. You seem to have some makeup on your face.

Look here yoda wannabe. Just take me to genesis on your ship.

Cactus and snow! Klingon dogs and cats…living together. Mass Hysteria.

Federation Funny Farm…is that appropriate

Lexar.

Trope. Sleepy security guard.

The McCoy escape was very Star Wars.

“Up your shaft.”…Scotty quote.

Hind End of space. What are you, 5?

What do they keep in the Transporter Room closet?

Can anyone read that caution sign on the transporter in the space dock.

Dear lord, Does everybody have a collar or neck fetish in this movie? Look at the collar on Kird…or little boy blue collar Checkov is wearing.

How fast is 1 quarter impulse power…that seems kind of fast for inside a space dock.

What kind of staff or wand is the Captain of the Excelsior holding?

Klingon’s…choke or be choked.

Slackjaw’ed kid spock.

Every 7 years Vulcan males get all goofy.

Did she just have sex with 14 year old spock?

Scotty always has an excuse. “I wasn’t planning on taking us into battle.” Blah blah blah

Spock-formation is very manimal.

Oh sure…get off the planet. We’ll just beam up to the enterpr—- oh yeah. I screwed that pooch already.

I don’t need to see all this rockslide crap. Too soon.

What color of purple is Kirk wearing.

You have no idea how many times I have wanted to Klingon Choke someone.

Where is a Klingon’scroat   Christopher Lloyd took it right to the junk and hardly flinched.

Kirk was more choked up by Spock’s death than his own son.

Are they going to put Spock in a Wok? Where is Wynona rider.

I would not want old lady fingers that close to my nose.

2 hairs styles on Vulcan for men. Bald or Bowl. It’s the only 2 logical choices.

.screw the enterpise and Kirks’ son..as long as Spock is on the road to recovery. We are good for a happy ending..

 

Death Race 2000

Death Race 2000 (1975)  80 min Rated R

Death Race 2000 is a 1975 cult action film directed by Paul Bartel, and starring David Carradine, Simone Griffeth and Sylvester Stallone. The film takes place in a dystopian American society in the year 2000, where the murderous Transcontinental Road Race has become a form of national entertainment. The screenplay is based on the short story The Racer by Ib Melchior.[3]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072856/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Race_2000

Opener: Does this super gimp costume make me look fast? Super gimpy…yeah.

Oh! It’s murder race day. What am I going to wear!? Let’s see…My Ernhart shirt? Hmmm…not sure if he exists in this timeline. How about my Speed Racer shirt? Nah…too french…and we hate the french…or is that japan…the scarf always throws me off…oui oui little monkey…..No wait…I got it…my gimp suit…oh and this cape…SUPER GIMPY! Just need to zip this up…….HOLY BALLS! MY NIPPLE! Holy Nipples My balls!!

Twitter: Death Race 2000 – Like running over the racing pope in your suped up corvette wearing a gimp suit. Wait…it was nothing like that. Creamed and reamed.

Stuff I Loved:

Race pope!

Know what we need. A really real closeup of a marching band.

Beautiful mat painting of the future!!

Great American Multitude.

20th Annual

5 bravest of men and woman.

3 days for American Champion.

Transcontinental Road Race

Alright, Alright. Bruce Buddy Buddy.

Her friends and lovers.

I dream of Jeannie!

There is no cause for alarm. State of Suspended animation.Ewwww…Frankenstein!

How is Mr. President.

It’s good to see the Nazis come back en vogue in the future

Buzz Bomb has a little bit more juice  this year.

Not a lot of fans of Nero

Who was Joe shooting at? Creamed and reamed.

T-Video satellite.

The AntiHero – Frankenstein, Mobsters, Nero, Nazi and Sex pots?

I spit on your car

The president is broadcasting from a smokehouse.

Minority privileged?

TV…the only network.

Mr. President is in Moscow.

The world crash of 79.

Mat Painting for the future

Did she bedazzle that helmet herself?

Howard Cosell  to Junior Bruce

If you win a race you become top dog.

No…they did not speed up the film during the race.

Mr. P loves you…GIVE HER THE D!

Alright alright…and hey hey hey… – Junior Bruce

Don’t you know about my face.

What…are we out a crazy straws?

It’s worse than I thought! You look like David Carradine!

What morons work on the road on transcontinental death race day?

Retard the spark 3 degrees

Not a lot of wind blowing on the outside of a racecar

How fast you move determines how long you live? I would think sitting in a tank would be more effective.

You would think you would get more points for more able bodied people.

A beautiful kill. A neat kill.

We are just going to roll out these old people from the geriatrics ward.

Best ever run over scene..stupid nurses.

What were they feeding that baby!

Start the Jam!!

Future race car Siri…has no information

Dumbasses. Got on the wrong side of the barracade

Get off the rope!!

I got a big ole knife on the front of my car…

and is a spitshine the only kind of car wax of the future? Loogie!

Everybody gets a body builder masseuse except for that one lady. She gets scrawny guy.

Frankenstein…Gimp Suit With A Cape. A good friend of mine.

Your fan club loves you…and we also belong to an astrology group…just saying

Carradine is sporting the skimpy gimp. Everybody will be wearing it.

Is he suggesting the Swiss doctors replace his junk?

Oops, dropped my glove.

Chrysler! Ran over the deacon.

You can’t score religious personalities

Joe…you’re salivating.

Hope that was some high speed film…splat the girl.

Chicken in a basket….chicken in a casket

That’s the oldest prison gang biker I ever done saw.

Oh shit! They closed the hole on him.

Who got the last laugh now.

Who gives a GD shit.

I did it….I’m no smuck!

All I got to do is run through a cyclone fence.

Hey look…it’s another gimp…and he’s waving…he’s like a friendly gimp.

Stupid french. ruining everything…including the phone system.

Does your death race insurance cover the navigator driving the car? I think not. DEATH!

We get a bulldozer and we trim this edge…Shutup!

Pictures of you all over the outhouse.

Hey…here is a plan. Don’t run straight…it’s pretty easy to avoid a car…holy hell…ass blood.

Haaa…They ordered an Acme hole in the wall and put up a detour sign. Totally Wile E Coyote’d the Nazis.

Me? oh nothing pa…I’m just pushing a tire in my overalls and silk shirt.

If the compound is in Japan….ooooh..

Who do you work for?

Replacement Goon Gimp.

What is wrong with Roger?

Joe is a bit of a food slob.

That dude has a lot of pens. The future FBI has a lot of pens.

I told you to stop playing that song!

Clam sauce is nasty.

Super Gimp!

The damn French. So typical. Stinking european allies.

Come on Franky…use some Kung Fu

70s fighting music is the worst…the fighting ain’t much better.

also, 70s love making music ain’t much better.

Native American Know How?

That funny man from Chicago. Ran over his own pit crew.

Calamity Jane always knew the 3 point turn would be the death of her.

hand gernade…get. it…it’s a hand…and it’s a gernade!!

hey, let’s stop for a lengthy moral discussion…we are only racing here.

I’ll just kill the president by running him over with my kill car…why didn’t I think of that!

No more death race…no more ruling abroad…restore free elections…Minority Privilege is revoked…wait…what?

Mr. & Mrs President Frankenstein.

Bad Ass

Bad Ass (2012)  90 min  Rated R

Bad Ass is a 2012 American action film written & directed by Craig Moss, the film stars Danny Trejo, Charles S. Dutton, and Ron Perlman.[1][2][3] It is loosely based on the viral AC Transit Bus fight internet video. A sequel is in the works, entitled Bad Asses.

A Vietnam veteran who becomes a local hero after saving a man from attackers on a city bus decides to take action when his best friend is murdered and the police show little interest in solving the crime.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Ass_(film)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1928330/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Opener: Hey, I don’t know about you guys…but I had an interesting week. Usually I just watch my FilmSack assignments at home by myself. But I decided this time I would combine my new year’s resolution of spending more time with the elderly and watching more Trejo movies…. into one giant night….. of mistakes. On a totally unrelated note…can one of you guys come pick me up at the bus station?….. In Colorado.

Twitter: Bad Ass: Seriously, can you guys come pick me up. My backup plan of selling hotdogs at the bus station to get home has fallen through.  What, No I don’t want a viagra

Stuff I Loved:

Places I get my LA News. LANN. You Tube and the news paper, also, graphitti

Skin Heads on the bus!

Treo looked like a normal kid.

60 ACRES! You was land rich.

Football hero. Small town.  Wait…is Trejo the Spanish Superman?

Suddenly, Vietnam!

Also, Forrest Gump has forever ruined me taking the Vietnam war serious. Damn you Tom Hanks Everytime I see someone getting shot in Vietnam I think “Something jumped up and bit me on the butt.”

Geez man, how long was he in Vietnam. Time enough to get knocked up…twice

Do you take advatage of the GI Bill? Nope….suck it.

Your back up plan is a hotdog stand? Crap, that was my backup plan.

I do not need to see Trejo crying. No sir.

That lady’s hinnie was pretty sweet.

How come Skin Heads are always so happy in movies. Until they get their asses handed to them.

Do not kick my ass while I am sitting down.

hehe…the irony. “I don’t want to fight….but I wear a shirt that say, I’m a motherfucker on the back of it.” Also, baby blue is not your color.

“They called it a drive-along.” I call it keeping your eyes on the Treo.

This movie makes me want mexican food…and occasionally street dogs.

It’s going to be alright biscuit? His nickname is biscuit?

What happens when Bad Asses mom dies.

“Street Cleaning” that is your initiative? Street Cleaning?

Behind the green horse

This movie took a turn for the Blue

What! You are moving in with me? I thought you and your masterbasting son were just staying the night.

Biscuit don’t do no computer crap.

I am starting to see what killed dear old mom. Booze and Smokes.

These guys got a ton interesting names.

You brought fists to a gun fight?

Man Biscuit can’t get a break.

Don’t “Gonna do out best” arm slap me.

Bad Ass does it again.

Oh….Mr….Vega….I…AM…So…Sorry…about…how…slow…I….am…talking….

You have to be a Bad Ass to wear that fanny pack.

Official drink of the Cholo.

This TV is so old it only plays old 90s infommercials.

hehe…gold chain in the grass. Who could see that! Talk about your

Sherlock Trejo. Detective Trejo. Trejo-lobo.

“She’s friendly with the wife.” What a horrible term.

Also, can’t miss it. is a horrible navigation term.

hehe…I can’t spell all that bad language in my head

What about Trejo says “Talk to me like a sarcastic asshole so when I kick your ass no one will feel sorry for you..”

This is like an everyday man’s look at the world after the internet. Dropping names like Thumb Drives, YouTube and WikiLeaks, cell phones and emoticons. This movie was totally targeted for the 60+ crowd. Youth sucks.

Ron Perlman has the best voice

Just an old motherfucker looking for revenge. That sounds like a problem to me.

Everybody has a Vietnam nick name.

Then a bond reference for no reason

Things got real with that garbage disposal

Man. The mouth on that kid

Only another old fart can kick bad asses ass

Oh look. Gas rags on gas containers

You just knew it had to end with a game of chicken involving buses

Want me to tell you what night time phone footage uploaded to YouTube looks like. It looks like spotted dick.

Should have stayed at home with no door

Bad Ass the theme song

Haha….slow motion KO…glaaaargh

Ha! Somebody send an ambulance.

This is like a 60 year old’s wet dream

We had boobies in this movie.

C.H.U.D.

C.H.U.D. (1984)  80 min  Rated R

C.H.U.D. is a 1984 American horror film produced by Andrew Bonime, and directed by Douglas Cheek with Peter Stein as the director of photography and William Bilowit as production designer. The cast includes Daniel Stern and John Heard and features an early appearance by John Goodman as a police officer. It was followed in 1989 by C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D.

C.H.U.D. is an acronym for “Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller”. However, the alternate acronym “Contamination Hazard Urban Disposal” was mentioned in the film.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087015/?ref_=nv_sr_1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.H.U.D.

Opener: Oh sweet….Free Ground Geiger…what…yeah this Geiger Counter is free.. Just like when you find a burger on the street. Ground stuff is always free. Except, dog crap….that’s not yours…that’s for the hobo’s. They need it to smear all over their bodies for their street tans. No…that’s not sun exposure…that’s dog crap. That’s why they smell so bad. CHUD

Twitter: C.H.U.D. – I can’t be held responsible for everything that shows up in the sewer….wink wink…nod nod…

Stuff I Loved:

Longest walk ever

I like playing phone games.

Ass pimples. No better way to introduce the sexy lead lady

“Hi Derrick…I totally wasn’t avoiding you.”

Angry photographers are always getting the police called on them…cause they always end their phone calls with “I’m shooting so and so”

That is one nasty street.

Pixie hair of the 80s

Cheap props…Cardboard boxes. You are welcome.

I don’t want to bore you with Crime Statistics…buuuuut…. Kirby doesn’t like to make toys. He’s DEAD!

Why is Bosch looking directly into the camera when talking on the phone….red phone at that.

Audio abruption is horrible.

That bag lady has a dirt tan.

Posing “noood”

They know what’s in it..they can smell it.

Angriest photographer ever. Such morals.

There are a lot of bad phone machine jokes in this movie

Hello, this is Derrick. I can’t get no respect.

What has he been doing? Cleaning chimneys with Mary Poppins?

It’s the wet bandits.

They have the power to shut the sky?

Where did he get a knife like that? I always think of Croc-o-dile Dundee when there is knife discussion in a movie

Bandages…nobody ever wants stinking bandages.

can’t be held responsible for everything that shows up in the sewer….wink wink…nod nod.

You have a gun but no bandages. What kind of person are you?

You afraid of heights? No…I’m afraid of widths and dirty ole bag ladies.

Holy crap…you don’t need bandages…you need superglue

Buck Dancer’s Choice? I don’t get it either.

Ooooh…that was your wife Bosch. I thought she was a street walker. With a dog…yeah…guess it seems odd now.

They’re undergrounders

Information exchange is key in this movie

Oh look. Free Ground Geiger. Free as a Ground Burger…if it’s on the ground…it’s free.

I’m pregnant.

That kid in the phonebooth….No love loss there.

hahaha….The kid is hysterical…Someone did not read the script…

I want every outhouse…shithouse…

I went to this man’s soup kitchen last night…oh Bosch….I didn’t know things were that bad. we’ll get you a raise.

I only wear nude colored clothes…so it looks like I am always nude.

Everybody goes by their last names in this movie

You must be a pretty important fella…fella.

CHUD…the sound your shower drain makes when it clogs up.

Splatter drain!! Blood everywhere….Nah…I’m cool…just busted a main artery in the drain line.

Pump the gas!!

 

Terminator 2

Terminator 2: Judgment Day  (1991)  137 min  Rated R

Terminator 2: Judgment Day is a 1991 American science fiction action film, the second installment of the Terminator franchise and the sequel to The Terminator (1984). Directed by James Cameron and written by Cameron and William Wisher, Jr., it stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Robert Patrick, and Edward Furlong. Terminator 2 follows Sarah Connor (Hamilton) and her ten-year-old son John (Furlong) as they are pursued by a new, more advanced Terminator, the liquid metal, shapeshifting T-1000 (Patrick), sent back in time to 1995 to kill John and prevent him from becoming the leader of the human Resistance against the machines. An older, less advanced Terminator (Schwarzenegger) is also sent back in time to protect John.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_2:_Judgment_Day

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103064/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Opener: And that’s when that stupid kid and his muscle bound robot cuffed me face down on the floor in front of a urinal. Could have chained me to a sink. But nooo…..face down right into the pee pee. Washed my face for 3 hours straight. also, the kid kept calling some dude his mom.

Twitter: Terminator 2 – Unlike the Harry Housen’esq look of the original terminator this 2nd in the series has a sleek polished turd “on the floor next to the toilet” quality to it. ooooh I almost step in that.

about 2 hours in I wanted to self terminate but I can not! push the button. The more you Learn….

I can not self terminate…if you know what I mean…help a robot out.

Stuff I Loved:

1997

Machines have airplanes….drat!! How we suppose to win.

Machines got no ethics…they will try to kill ladies….and kids..whatever it takes!!

Time traveling naked. Probably not a good idea

With all that processing power…the best the future bots can do is…time travel. Program Error!!

It must really be noisy in a terminators head…all those computer computations sounds.

You look about like my size. No he isn’t!

Still don’t understand why clothes can’t time travel.

Man the foster parents were treated like crap.

Sara Conners kind of has a mental hospital fort built in her room.

A boy and his robot. John Connor is annoying.

Pepsi…played by coke.

Nah…a big guy on a bike…that is totally normal…did you give he a picture of your foster child as well? Also, foster care parents of the year.

is there a “bucks” button on ATMs from the early 90s.

Hey, why do you have movie still from Terminator 1 as the only pic of your mom.

Mullets and arcades…early 90s man. what an interesting time.

How did Arnold buy that box of roses to hide his gun in.

You got to remember when we first saw T2…we weren’t sure if Arnold was still the bad guy…

I can actually believe Robot Patrick could run 50 mph

I can drive a semi like a robot patrick

Something about flat faces semis that are super scary to be chased by.

vehicles of the 90s had great suspensions….kind of explody…but great suspensions.

The orderlies in insane asylums are always crazier than the patients. Mind if I taste your face…slurp.

The best parts about Terminator movies is the terminators just keep coming. Robots never tire…same for BSG….

A learning computer….

A boy and his brobot

All I caught was Tequilla. He’s alright by me.

That kid that Arnold picked up by the scruff was pretty good sport about being picked up by the scruff.

The best car I got is the suck.

Why do you cry? I mean…me and the other robots sit around trying to figure that shit out.

When a robot gives you a 5…better buck up.

The terminator was going to be a good dad.

Public Enemy Shirt!!

Dyson!…If we can can destroy the vacuum man then we can prevent the war.

OMG…this kid is annoying

Just about all the parents in this movie suck.

Poor old Gibbens facedown in the bathroom at a stall.

Yo. I got this…I have a programmable card….we can watch some free porn after this.

Who needs a plan when you can walk through walls.

Miles has a great death scene

The number of dumbfounded people in this movie is ridiculous.

If you are the hero. Just go ahead and let someone else drive from the start. Instead of the whole “Here….take the wheel crap.”

 Who are you yelling at? Get the hell out of here…you are up 3 stories in a crane operators booth.

Dangit….hot lava!! Do you know how many times I have lost at robot wars because of hot lava.

Slowly getting beat to death by an i-beam. gotta smart.

Nobody reloads a gun as it was intended in this movie.

All evil can be vanquished in the fires of mordor..

I can not self terminate…if you know what I mean…help a robot out.

Silver Bullet

Silver Bullet (1985) (95 min – Rated: R)

Silver Bullet is a 1985 horror film based on the Stephen King novella Cycle of the Werewolf. It stars Gary Busey, Everett McGill, Megan Follows, Corey Haim, Terry O’Quinn, Lawrence Tierney, Bill Smitrovich, Kent Broadhurst, David Hart, and James Gammon. The film is directed by Dan Attias and produced by Dino De Laurentiis.

Opener: Hey sis. You’ll never believe what I built the kid. Yeah…well what’s the worst that could happen with a gas powered wheelchair. Oh yeah. I forgot about the gas powered tricycle. he was  all like. eeeee…hehehe….eeeeeeeeeee. Bam! Holy pumped up palamino I’m drunk.

Twitter:  Silver Bullet –  Like a gas powered wheelchair given to you by your drunk uncle. it may be a bad idea…but who cares…gas powered.

 

Stuff I Loved:

A lot of drama in a small town.

“It ain’t my baby!” Where is Montel when you need him.

Stop taking his side just cause he is crippled.

I will slap you.

Uncle Red is getting another divorce…and is a chronic drunk.

Oh sure. You guys just go ahead. I’ll be up the ramp in a few minutes. No…I got it.

That is one strong room lamp.

They are getting a lot of mileage out of that moon shot.

Plate of Pink Pills Please.

That’s one.

Don’t worry. Suicide go to hell. But Wolf meat goes to

Radium in the ass and who would search for it with a geiger counter.

That town wears a lot of brown.

Don’t let me take out the PeaceMaker.

Motor Wheels.

Hey…What’s the worst that could happen…he’s already in a wheelchair. Why not give him one with a gas engine.

I been hearing noises out in the wood shed

Electrocute all the cripples to balance the budget. I think you got a winning campaign there.

Best Uncle ever. Bottle of booze. Poker and Bar Jokes

Read ‘em and ‘weeeeepp-puh.

Who is going to get Corey at the top of the stairs. I am honestly worried about him. Will he be the Chic in the bucket.

Wrestling!

How do you get one of those nasty sweaty 5’oclock shadows

Hence forth…All town meetings will take place in the local bar. Monitored over by booze and the peacemaker.

I don’t think I ever seen a werewolf hide under a greenhouse.

Good ole Uncle Red and his booze.

Psychos are more active during a full moon.

That fat crapbag beside you.

Andy has a lot of one liners.

You have a polaroid of your torn to pieces son?

i ain’t confined to a wheelchair.

awww…do you remember late night cruises in your gas powered wheel chair. man that brings back memories. WEREWOLF!

Wonder where uncle red bought those fireworks.

Bet werewolfers can’t keep up with my wheelchair!

Obscene phone call. Haven’t gotten those since caller id.

Where did she steal that shopping cart?

Would you like to come to the parlor? Hell no!

Ransom Note! Here is a letter. Why don’t you kill yourself. Well duh…we already established that suicides go to hell.

Apparently, werewolves do not have healing powers

Holy Jumped Up Jesus Palamena

A lot of smartasses in this movie

Hardy Boys Meet Reverend WereWolf