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Final Destination 2 (2003) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

You have reached the office of Death, We can not come to the phone right now as we are busy making asinine lists and planning elaborate ways to murder you.

But by all mean, Please listen to the following as our menu options have changed.

If you would like to report a gross injustice of death: press 9. (pause)

If you are calling to negotiate the terms of your surrender: press 8 and your call will be taken in the order it was received: average wait time – 300 years. (pause)

If you are calling about the Elevator to Hell: press 6. boop another 6. boop. and just once more. boop. You have chosen “Elevator to Hell” if you meant to select “Stairway to Heaven” please hang up and call back when you are a better person.

Still there?

Ok, If you are calling to report any of the following on the Elevator to Hell: “a faulty door that could decapitate a person” or “a guy with a box of hooks for arms” or “an inappropriate offer to lick your face” please stay on the line for an important message: (pause) It’s the Elevator to Hell. that’s it. that’s the message. It’s… the… Elevator to Hell…please hang up.

Also, don’t do drugs on the Highway to Hell.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0309593/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Destination_2

TWITTER

Final Destination 2 (2003) – If you create life that was never meant to be alive…then you cheat death and then Death rage quits to re-roll his list. Dude, Death, Chillax

SHOW NOTES

  • Previously on Final Destination (1 year since the plane go boom)
  • 40 students. 4 Teachers Mount Abraham
  • All the kids died from 1
  • I appreciate you using the word Sinister…not supernatural.
  • I believe there is sort of force an unseen malevolent presence “The Devil” I prefer “Death itself”
  • You Dead you Dead.
  • Death gonna give it to ya. Uh…Death gonna give it to you.
  • What if you could do something about consequences
  • You can avoid it by being hyper vigilant
  • Teens on a road trip…the front yard goodbye with the parent.
  • These teens always have the best cars and the most loving parent with everything to live for.
  • Hey Girl…your brake fluid is leaking
  • Ha ha ha…the poor can lady…let’s laugh.
  • Can Lady, Pileup, 1 Year Anniversary, Highway to Hell,
  • Geez…took dad like 30 minutes to call about the transmission fluid
  • Biker Girl Titties.
  • Teenagers are horny and high.
  • I never have this much interaction with people on the interstate.
  • Things are falling into place.
  • Hice Pale Ale….Drink responsible.
  • This kid is making those trucks kiss. Spoiler
  • “You ever hear of the Ozone layer asshole?
  • All of these people are living on the razors edge.
  • This is the drug, alcohol, interstate…
  • This was a minute before distracted driving with electronic devices.
  • That cop ate it!
  • Murder Death Porn
  • ha…this is like PSA for shit not to do while driving.
  • Got to admit this is a pretty wicked opening. Too bad it’s all a dream
  • Burning truck of death.
  • Wow…that was a lot of vision.
  • Bus full of Pile Up…Chick in the bucket.
  • Kimberly is like…fook that.
  • How much weed do you have on you?
  • Be Cool! Daniel
  • Don’t blame it on the truck…that is the truck that is going to kill all of them.
  • This timeline don’t track with the 180 feet?
  • Ok…he saved her…so it skips her now. See I remember stuff!
  • oh…Flight 180…
  • Haha…love the horror tropes. Pretty smart how they laid this one out.
  • Scary story…but true…
  • 1 survivor! In the nut house!
  • This is a well crafted horror trope
  • The Different Strokes Curse
  • Mom must be dead.
  • Danger Evan is lucky to not be dead already…what is his relationship to the police chief?
  • Spaghetti Pan out the window. Hey E
  • Dude…cooking shirtless with oil….are you insane-o
  • EYE! Metal Magnet in Microwave
  • Evan won the lottery
  • haha…death don’t need to kill Evan..Evan kill Evan.
  • Evan is the smartest mofo…Death can’t kill you if you already dead.
  • That cop is surfing the dark web
  • https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2709194/
  • Secrets of the Unkown.
  • neocities
  • Dude this is so the dark web…you don’t see this much death porn on the regular web
  • Route 23 – 18 People Dead
  • Brilliant…They needed to have a reason for disconnected individuals to connect. So they had Evan win the lottery so it would be iron enough that he died for it to be on the news but so low key that the reporters would not know he avoid death.
  • Why you have scary Marionettes
  • At the request of the patient…you got to come in naked if you want to visit.
  • Voluntary crazy
  • B 109
  • Ha! She has a murder trail wall.
  • Die in this order…death list
  • Someone intervened so you will be last on the list.
  • Wait! Death is mixing it up! Death learned his lesson…he’s going backwards!
  • “Watch out for the signs”
  • Alex got a brick to the head?
  • Clear be like…”I don’t care”
  • death by pigeons
  • “Oh Tim….If he gives me the gas and I wake up with pants unbuttoned…we ain’t paying.”
  • Death – The invisible spectre of doom.
  • 6th and 2pm 62!
  • Giving Tim the gas.
  • Man…if my Dentist was this cursy…I would have to reconsider
  • Oxygen 0 Nitros….nom nom nom…Goodbye Tim
  • haha…Tim is such a dick…Death is killing from the Dickiest to the less Dickiest.
  • If this guy in the hobbit hole owns a fiddle then we know how he beat the devil.
  • Ha! It’s the mortician.
  • Dead, yet still fresh.
  • Only new life can cheat death.
  • Life/Death it’s all in a circle.
  • If you create life that was never meant to be alive…then you cheat death and he rage quits?
  • New Life defeats death.
  • “Suck on my junk”
  • Kimberly is having visions….like a while bunch.
  • When does life begin? The age old question.
  • Let me lick your face in an elevator bro.
  • Doubter dude
  • Why does she need a secret code word when she calls them?
  • I’m just gonna put this is the closet/deathtrap
  • Nora and Eugene are dead
  • If you are trying to avoid death…for sure don’t take and elevator.
  • Death is really into irony…he wants you to see signs of the pending death.
  • This elevator is possessed with creepy.
  • Nora was all like. I’m ready to die…and then when it comes…she was like…nope!
  • Eugene is a control freak.
  • Eugene…you got to Chillax
  • haha…Death won’t let Eugene go out on his own terms.
  • Death is trixie. Your water broke.
  • All these people barely escaped death last year.
  • You caught the Flight 180
  • A rift in death’s design.
  • Final Destination 2: Death Tidies up the Loose Ends
  • Poor Jethro…he will be in part 3. Aww damnit They saved that kid.
  • Would you throw out my box of shame? So my poor mom
  • More like the jaws of death.
  • Will it hurt when I die? Rory…nope.
  • Why do they let the vision quest lady drive.
  • Kalarjian…Naijralak
  • Death is all like…You are trapped in here with me.
  • It’s ok…it’s over…it’s totally not over! Cause she never died…son of a boot
  • Death gonna give it to ya. Nooo…not Clear.
  • The Lake, White Van, Doctor K, I have to drown
  • Get Kalarjian
  • That is a lot of trees in that ambulance.
  • A leap of faith.
  • BRIAN NOOO!

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Final Destination (2000) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Before I start I would like to preemptively apologize for discussing certain bodily functions that are typically off the table in ordinary times. But these my friends…. are not ordinary times.

So…from the top…

Oh hi,

Sorry guys, I know I’m running a bit late today. I had some trouble with the usual pre-show dook…oh wait…can I say dook? How about dookie..that kinda takes the sting out of that word…makes it a little more palatable right? Oh please tell me you guys take a pre-show dookie? Do you really want to be in the middle of the show and get hit with a runny stank? Oh the humanity.

Anywho, while I was doing my bidness I reached for some TP and *gasp* there was none! Well my kids must have heard me crying and brought me a roll they had been hoarding from me as apparently I’m a bit of an over consumer when it comes to paper tickets. So they saved my life! You might would say they “intervened!” Man, I have the greatest kids.

Brrr…where is that breeze coming from? I must have left the window open while I was doing the do. Hold on a second and I will just get that. oh no…. my coffee!! Right on my mixer man! ah man…just going to sling this XLR cable around my neck so I can get a better angle to clean up this mess…woah…perhaps waxing my office floor so close to show time was a mistake!

woah woah woah… OH DOOKIE! CHOKE…GAG…GA..

Who’s next?

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0195714/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Destination_(film)

TWITTER

Final Destination (2000) – Like running into Candyman at the morgue is when you realize you’re playing Chess while Death is playing Jenga. eek this tea is scaring me!

SHOW NOTES

  • Finally…The Destination
  • Thunder and the lightening!
  • This kid has all the scary toys and metal fan! This room is death.
  • Going to France!
  • Touring France and Death of a Salesman
  • A history Lesson…
  • Somebody turn off that death fan of evil!
  • Fate. Evil. Fan. This is the END!
  • Todd and Georges dad just called.
  • Got to keep your tag on your bag for good luck.
  • Let dad paint the picture for you: “So 17 on the loose, senior trip with your Friends, in Paris 10 days in the Spring Time…live it up Alex…you got your whole life ahead of you.” – Dad
  • How is Alex supposed to sleep with all that page flipping going on in his room
  • Tropic of Cancer…The bookworm
  • Hare Rama…is that still a thing in the airports?
  • Your birthday is the same as your departure time…what does it mean?! Your clock says 180 like your flight…you have to watch for the signs!
  • Now she is reading a magazine
  • Final Destination…France…noooo!
  • Gate 46…what does it mean.
  • Let’s go take a shit…That watery sting.
  • I can not shit on command.
  • John Denver! He died in a plane crash! Things I think of while taking a shit.
  • Rocky Mountain High
  • A really f’ed up god to take this plane down.
  • Stiffler!
  • This film is intense and ratcheted up.
  • Stiffler eating a bag of whoppers?
  • Whoppers…like little shitballs?
  • There they go…here we stay.
  • WITCH!
  • Agent Weine and Schrek? hehe
  • Survivors Guilt!
  • She believed Alex!
  • Maybe she should hug her books?
  • Her name is Clear?
  • 287 Passengers…Dead!
  • All this lightening! holy poop…
  • 39 days since we lost 39 students.
  • Don’t memorialize my air death with a giant flying bird.
  • Why don’t you stay off the J.D. Carter.
  • Billy you will live forever!
  • Mrs. Lewton is a charm.
  • This kid is always pooping. Pooping is his life
  • Not a good plan to have all of that explosive plane stuff in your possession.
  • Death comes on the wind.
  • haha…in typical teen fashion…when faced with death…turn to porn.
  • Dude…do not dry shave…ouch…then cut your nose hairs…this movie makes me uncomfortable! Also, that is some blue ass toilet water.
  • Why is this guy so in tune with the murder death kill?
  • no…not Tod!
  • That was some mighty graphic dying
  • I like how death leaves no evidence. Slurp up the toilet water.
  • Didn’t you see it…Tod killed himself because of the guilt! Nooooo
  • I’m just a loner girl who likes to read, weld and be empathic.
  • It’s bad luck to stand in a casket.
  • Whatever made him Tod is gone.
  • “In death there are no accidents…no mishaps…no escapes.”
  • Death’s Design. If you figure out the design you can cheat death.
  • Death got a whole new design!
  • Don’t cheat death…he is vengeful.
  • No harm. No Foul.
  • The mortician is death’s keeper?
  • Death will show us signs?
  • The “What if…” meeting….”I have a plan.”
  • Death likes to get all of it’s victims in one place.
  • “I’m moving on Carter. With this bus….eeek”
  • Death’s design is kind of lame…Death by the numbers.
  • “no…you know the whole French thing…you get on the plane.”
  • John Denver’s greatest hits to die by.
  • “I’m not going Dahmer on you guys.” odd…that is not what he is doing at all.
  • There are a lot of clocks in frame in this movie.
  • Notice the signs Lewton!
  • Scream and throw the tea out! pour in the vodka! Profit!
  • He’s reading the ashes!
  • ok…come on death…that is just over-kill on Miss Lewton
  • You are a poor planner kid.
  • Billy is everybody’s whipping boy
  • Carter is a dick and has odd taste in music.
  • Clear’s dad was shot in the head when she was 10.
  • Just a small thing can create a big thing
  • Clear’s Dad’s cabin in the woods.
  • “I knew I should have felt up Tammy in the pool that time.” – Billy
  • His seatbelt was gone and then it was back.
  • Billy open the door! Billy…open the doooooor
  • I guess it was that conductor’s time as well.
  • Billy was next.
  • You should’ve been dead.
  • Gods don’t die…
  • Do you have your death fighting kit? Duct tape, wine corks gloves and potted meat rations…pretty sure that is going to kill you.
  • Ok..I’m onto you death….
  • I like how death has to be low key…until it strikes and then it is on like Donkey Kong.
  • Paddling on a lake at night Alex..really…you are playing right into death’s hands.
  • Fritz the dog is like…Die human…I am out
  • Death is always playing Chess while I’m playing Jenga.
  • Everybody knows if you sacrifice yourself for love that death has to suck it.
  • Six months later in Paris…oh no…not John Denver again!
  • Who would go to Paris…after all of that.
  • You’re next!