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Priest (2011) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi and welcome to the Monthly gathering of Familiars where we discuss how to better serve our Vampire Masters out here in the wastelands.

Now, I see some unfamiliar familiars out there today. So let’s go over a couple of points that may assist you in avoiding an untimely end like your predecessors.

Point one…wear sunblock. We have buckets of the stuff so there is no excuse. The Masters secrete that stuff everywhere.. so be sure to apply it liberally. I’m soaking in it! Don’t touch me.

Point two… don’t wake daddy. If there is one sure way to quickly be terminated it is to wake up your Master. Vampires are notoriously heavy sleepers and if awoken before night fall there will be consequences.

Ok, new guy, you have a question? Oh nice to meet you Billy Corgan… and your question. Yes, I guess in a way…the world is A Vampire and it does appear to be set to drain.

Oh listen, Shhh…Shhh..do you hear that?! it’s the Vamp Train! Choo Choo you Uncle Fester looking creeps. If you have a ticket to ride congratulations. If not you get to stay here on the reservation with your weak ass master. Good luck! Say hi to the Priests for me. Choo Choo Billy Corgan

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0822847/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priest_(2011_film)

TWITTER

Priest (2011) – This is what is known. There have always been bad movies. There have always been good movies. This is a a good bad movie. but it makes my Eye’s Ache. Isaac.

SHOW NOTES

  • Oh! Cartoons!
  • This what is known There has always been man and there has always been Vampires
  • Man Had the Sun. It weren’t enough
  • The 2 races. White guys and Even Whiter Vampires
  • The ultimate Weapon…the priests
  • The priests have very defined T Zones…very dry
  • You’ve been faded
  • Residual Radiation…guess we blew up some Vampires
  • That blouse needs a top button…there it is. Can you feel it…coming in the air tonight. C’mon
  • Ma…Pa? You ded?
  • Sector 12…it’s always Sector 12
  • Is this parallel to our timeline?
  • Remember…to go against the Church is to go against God.
  • Confessional Booth 69 now available….Forgive me Father…for I have phlegm
  • We don’t talk to priests
  • Woo Wooo…the vampire train…woo woo
  • Is this the world I fought for…no…but it is the only world we have left.
  • These rosary beads are gonna kick your ass.
  • To sin no more and to avoid the near occasion of sin.
  • Jet Bike!
  • You are now leaving the safety of the giant statues and into the odd rock formation of the wastelands…
  • Let us get on our Jetbikes and RIDE
  • Point one…I shoot your truck…Point two…I shoot your truck again…Point three…oh…
  • Me..nothing…just carving little crosses on the tips of these bullets.
  • Redouts and Rejects down in Nightshade.
  • An actual Chick in a Bucket
  • A Vamp Pack…
  • Familiars are hairless.
  • Bettany always like to wear stuff on his forehead.
  • Billy Corgan looking bunch of Vampire Familiars
  • Don’t wake Baddy…vampires
  • Little tiny throwing star crosses
  • I live in a hive that I made with my spit!
  • There are always 2 points…know them both and you will always kill a vampire. 2nd reference to points
  • This snake oil salesman talks like Bill Clinton…and he is now Familiar.
  • Solar Powered Jet Bikes
  • Makes my Eye’s Ache…Isaac
  • That is a really big hive hole.
  • Hive Guardian….here…let me throw some stones for you to step on in the air.
  • Oh look a new addition to the hive…
  • They bred an army….soo…that means they did the Vampire Mambo…a lot.
  • Who would name their town Jericho…have you never read the bible!
  • It’s the night train….VampTrain?
  • I love the idea of some secret train…at night…full of Vampires.
  • Let’s separate…I’ll check out the house of hooks.
  • Eyeless vampires…more bat like
  • Classic Opera stuff….it’s all family.
  • Vampire trains are very explosive.
  • All that is left of Karl Urban is his smoking hat.
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The Green Hornet (2011) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

911 what is the nature of you emergency? Uh huh. Right. Ok. Sir you do realize that sounds a bit racist. What does Jewish Humor Guy and Bruce Lee type even mean? Right. Right. So what is your emergency?

You were walking your dog on the street outside of the Jewish Humor Guy’s house and you were nearly ran over by the Bruce Lee type when the bushes and a parked car split open and the duo suddenly came flying out in their death machine of a car barely missing you and your dog?

Oh my, that does sound terrifying! Did you confront them? You did and what happened? The Bruce Lee type one inch punched your dog when it barked at him and the Jewish Humor Guy dry humped your unconscious dog’s body before running away screaming ‘Green Horny?’

Ok. Wow. Hold on one second and I will patch you through to McGriff The Crime Canine and he will come out with his giant cartoon dog head and flasher type trench coat and resolve this cartoon type problem you are having. Click. Take a Bite Outta Crime.

LINKS

Watch on Netflix (07/02/2020)

https://www.netflix.com/watch/70117699

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0990407/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Green_Hornet_(2011_film)

TWITTER

The Green Hornet (2011) – A man boy and his boy man take on crime in L.A. by becoming criminals themselves! Mind blown. Now make me some coffee.

SHOW NOTES

  • Is this the Bruce Lee one?
  • Weee! My Ken doll looks like a flying hero!
  • The Chauffer is too
  • Tell the major I am insulted!
  • Sent home again…after another school yard fight…I know you miss your mommy
  • Dad is the Sentinel
  • 750 Employees and you have to take care of yourself.
  • Trying doesn’t matter when you always fail?
  • My Ken doll!
  • 20 years later
  • I am very important…to the back of the club!
  • Now sit in one of my very comfortable chairs
  • I’m in charge of all the crime in the city of los angeles. I worked very hard.
  • Chud-Nofs-Ski
  • I got a see thru piano
  • My gun has 2 barrels …that’s not boring. It was very hard to make.
  • Hey you forgot your briefcase
  • Doing it in the the cars…on the cars…fast motion. We out!
  • Slurp-o-Chin-o
  • Dad died of a bee sting
  • Trying doesn’t matter when you always fail
  • Hey! Where is my leaf!
  • Kato…works on his father’s cars and makes the good coffee.
  • Kato made the coffee machine and the coffee
  • Sit with me Kato…tell my your tale.
  • Parents died. Shared life.
  • Shoot the car…
  • Kato is a beer top slinging master
  • Kato is a human swiss army knife.
  • Dad was getting paranoid
  • Chopping dad’s statue head ought to be good.
  • Hey look…it is some street toughs…witness it! Be a hero!
  • He has the spirit of a hero…and a sense morality…Kato has the skills.
  • Is Kato a robot?or just a fighting genius?
  • Head Statue to the shin.
  • Ahhh…I haven’t seen a good car launch in a while.
  • The Green Bee
  • The Green Hornet and Stinger
  • Ego Maniac or Power Maniac
  • You are old. Temp to permanent.
  • Rich Man Boy hooks up with Super Genius Skilled Mechanic guy.
  • Rich man with the plan.
  • What year is this? Car fax. Car Record Player.
  • Those green headlights.
  • Hanging shoes…I think we are in the hood Kato.
  • Business Affected
  • Ha! Daniel is the IT Crowd. Who is Daniel?
  • Smash Meth labs.
  • You so special. You have a gas gun.
  • 11 days hornet gas gun. See you in an hour.
  • Make me coffee is putting him back in his place. It was the gesture that freed him from servitude to brotherhood.
  • If I can’t have her then the boys can hang out. Conflict
  • Easily hurt feelings Crime boss.
  • We got an email.
  • How did he tape that phone to his hairy chest?
  • Ego Maniac like your father.
  • This fight between friends is great. I haven’t seen one this good since They Live.
  • Kato can’t swim….his one weakness.
  • When they are their weakest…give daggers out to everyone a million dollars.
  • Don’t be wearing or driving green.
  • Know what happens when you corner a hornet? You get stung.
  • Sushi Drive USB
  • I recorded this intro on my Sushi USB dummies.
  • Let us get honest. You know Karate.
  • Suicide Door Guns..Awesome
  • 3 Black cars
  • nuchucks were my idea
  • 2011 you couldn’t upload things to the internet from your usb drive recording device.
  • Bag o bombs
  • Is that gas mask? Just for yourself?
  • Paper Roll Robots.
  • I’m un gasable
  • Does the USB only fit in one computer?
  • OMG he didn’t even record anything!
  • Lock vision.
  • Double Dagger Death Eye
  • Fighting the police as much as the bad guys.
  • Ejector Seats. Good Idea.
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Limitless (2011) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,
You know…they say we can only access 20% of our brains…here…take this breath mint… it will let you access 100% of your fresh breath and cost like… 8 cents a pop. NOW you are Limitless. Go forth and make the love, clean your house and make some spreadsheets…not necessarily in that order…YOU will conquer the world you minty smooth talker you! Don’t do drugs.

Oh, are you back already? Yeah those mints only last like 10 minutes tops…but don’t worry…I have a whole baggy of mints for like $8 bucks…You just have to chain suck a mint every 10 minutes to keep being limitless…oh did I forget that part? Well shit breath them are the breaks. Don’t do drugs.

Now go forth with this bag of mints… make the love, buy a suit and become a hot shot day trader! You are limitless. Also, I think you are only accessing like 5% of your brain…it’s like you everything you know if from crappy movies..Don’t do drugs!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1219289/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limitless_(film)

TWITTER

Limitless (2011) – Like a designer drug pocket built into your fancy tailored suit…kinda neat…but not very useful. Don’t do drugs.

SHOW NOTES

  • Clonk…Clonk
  • Obviously I miscalculated a few things…
  • Let me start at the climax……WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
  • Ultimate environment zoom in
  • NEIL BURGE!
  • The first time he….delete…delete…don’t leave the room…he left the room.
  • Hey…it’s the ex brother-in-law!
  • He used to be a dealer…now doing legit drugs?
  • we can only access 20% of our brain. 100% access
  • designer drugs….800 bucks a pop. Sounds like my Nexium
  • Don’t do drugs.
  • I do not think I would want to fire up 100% of my brain…I can barely take the 20%
  • yep…what do you do with your enhanced brain power? diddle the landlords wife…and clean up your apartment. Ya slob
  • Is that the best he can do with 100%
  • I doubt you would be more focused if you were using 100% of your brain…as a matter of fact I’m pretty sure you would be a puddle.
  • Life would suck after the best day ever.
  • Vernon got a face pounding
  • NZT48
  • Verne is so dead….better grab that putter and hide
  • Look in Verne’s pants. You only need one and then you can figure the rest.
  • Play the Holy music…he found it.
  • This cop ain’t buying what you selling
  • What would you do? What would you do? Let me ask again…. What would you do?
  • Inception zooms.
  • Surge of motivation as well.
  • Those pills are limited…
  • Math became useful and fun.
  • Girls love a smart man.
  • It’s more about organization
  • If you were super smart would that mean you could play the stock market? If it were just trends and patterns then anyone could make money
  • Why do Ukrainians always have money.
  • Here is your greasy bag of money.
  • Upping the dose! are you crazy? you better figure out how to make some more fool.
  • What can you do for Carl Van Bloom? What can Carl Van Loon do for you?
  • ohh…self improvement month.
  • RZT makes you horny baby!
  • How could she fall in love with a guy who is 2 different people?
  • Medication…Fine…Keep your secrets.
  • Van Loon? Van Broom?
  • I don’t know if accessing everything you have seen on TV about fighting will help you win a fight.
  • His libido has taken over? He is accessing 100% of his ego? 100% of his penis?
  • Why does a bad trip on this medicine sound like a fax. He lost 18 hours of his life.
  • He had maybe a 90 day supply…then he started doubling up
  • Eddie picked a bad day to go off NZT
  • So this is a Jeckle and Hyde story?
  • There it is…Puke scene.
  • How come none of the NZTers were not blowing up?
  • haha….You are calling the guy who is stalking you …poorly…he’s obviously not on NZT. Hello? New phone…who dis?
  • How many taxi drivers are going to “just go” if you yell “just go”
  • Melissa…you look like shit…
  • I stopped taking and…and I got stupid.
  • Burnout!
  • You got to taper off the NZT bruh
  • Smartest guy in the world while on NZT and never uses those smarts to figure out Verne’s sources.
  • Check? Check? I only take money in dirty paper bags…Got to give…
  • What a funny way to take a pill… Vitamins and Aspirin….smack my neck.
  • You bastid! You hid it in my house…you Conk Shell you…holy hell..that is a big bag…is it multiplying itself?
  • Well that would suck…try to help a lady out…get stabbed
  • Eddie is just getting everyone addicted.
  • Comes on in 30 seconds.
  • everybody is NZTd out of their minds.
  • running on ice with a knife?
  • I would be super pissed if someone used my daughter as a knife. “What tha hell!”
  • So if they are both on NZT will the make crazy NZT monkey sex?
  • His Blackouts were due to alcohol and lack of eating?
  • 3 tier security system…a fortress with a view.
  • A line up of Bradley Coopers
  • Van Loon
  • Classic Smart Person Mistake…thinking no one is smarter than you
  • Somebody took your fancy jacket pills.
  • Don’t open the box!! he opened the box..what’s in the box Eddie?
  • Morris is chumping you…chump Your lawyer plays all sides
  • Later phase NZT apparently does not prompt you to keep a clean fortress
  • No service in your fortress…how stupid can you be.
  • Ok…here we are…22 minutes left.
  • Russians take pills and shoot up weird.
  • Googling on NZT..bad idea
  • Crazy Cooper
  • Yep…this will trump puke town for Scott
  • Pretty sure that is not how NZT works.
  • omg…to get poked in the eye with a needle…you would think a one-eyed man would be more cautious with his one eye…
  • if you are blinded…and you know there are 2 other people in a room…one friend and one foe…why would you shoot at all.
  • 12 months later.
  • Gimmie Some Morra
  • ChemCorp Pharm…uh oh.
  • NZT apparently doesn’t make you smart.
  • End of movie Flex.
  • Being smart does not make you charming.