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My Bloody Valentine (1981)

INTRO

Oh hi guy,

This week on Filmsack we are mining the very depths of Canadian Horror Entertainment … (exasperated breath) …. SAH-ree guys. I don’t know if I can do an intro this week. I’ve just been pretty bummed ever since I found out they canceled the Valentine’s Day Dance. I was really looking forward to you guys finally meeting my Canadian girlfriend.

Anywho, said “totally real Canadian girlfriend” left me a heart shaped box of what I can only assume is chocolates and a note that I am now going to read for the first time right here on the show:

“To whom it may concern, (always a good start)
You are invited to a Saturday night at you-know-who’s house where we will be celebrating the holy holiday of the horny… aka Valentines Day.”

“All Filmsack miners are welcome.” (that is miners with an ‘er’…not ‘or’…just to be clear.)

“The party will commence at sun down and will include all the Moosehead you can stomach and all the miners you can kiss.” (once again; that is miners with an ‘er’)

It continues, “We will be playing all of your beloved Canadian party games like Twister…. Pin the Axe in the miner…SAH-Ree the board game, Pranks that End in Death, Uno and everyone’s favorite Canadian game Bobbing for Weiners.” That’s Jokes!

“Looking forward to seeing you there. Yours truly. The one armed man.”

ok, turns out that was not from my actual Canadian Girlfriend… but this guy seems nice. So hey, would anybody like a piece of chocolate from my totally not a human heart in a heart shaped box that I am not going to even look at before offering you some. No? ok. and now for someone who has been to Canada and lived to sing a ballad about it..Randy.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082782/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Bloody_Valentine_(film)

TWITTER

My Bloody Valentine (1981) – Like getting one of them nasty conversation candy hearts but this one says Be Mined and now your dead. That’s Jokes!

SHOW NOTES

  • Bloody L.
  • Meanwhile, down in the mines
  • View askew
  • That miner is a lady!
  • No way does her hair and makeup stay like that…
  • Stop stroking my breathing tube
  • Oh no…he hates heart tattoos! Impaling we will go.
  • Stop grab-assing you bunch of
  • A hot time on Saturday Night!?
  • I’ll give her my valentine! Well yeah…I mean it is Valentines…that is what you do.
  • ohhh…the town is The Little Town with the big heart…cause of all the red meat.
  • These miners are trouble….
  • A love triangle!
  • “Suck it in and zip it up!”
  • First Valentine Dance in 20 years.
  • “Hi Guy” – Ketchup head.
  • TJ couldn’t make it on the west coast. He is the mayors son.
  • Comes from the heart …what does that card say? Poetry.
  • Where are they speeding off to after finding the heart?
  • Stabbed his birdie finger.
  • The Harbinger of Dooooom
  • Down at the Union Hall flashback…tradition for over a 100 years.
  • 7 Miners…5 below…2 supervisors above…1 man alive…but he was crazy!
  • A warning from Harry…never hold the Valentines dance again.
  • Sea Shanty…Harriett…Valentine Virgin name Harriet.
  • What are you guys doing with a loose heart? Lady in her 30s
  • oh…you said Be Mine…I thought you said Be Mined.
  • Everybody: A box of candy! Nobody: Heart.
  • Madame Mabell is dead!
  • A little protein patrol.
  • These guys all sound Canadian
  • Everybody is a harmonica player.
  • Take a look at my Hairy Warden…by court order.
  • TJ vs Axle…the
  • Cut down to here…slit up to there…I may not get out alive.
  • Upside down heart…what does it mean!
  • Something smells funny…nope…not my pipe…maybe it’s these hearts.
  • Yelling at the screen…it’s right there! the big bloody dryer ya moron!
  • Manniger Mines.
  • Harry’s Back
  • It will happen thrice…that is the worst lyric yet.
  • His name is Jesse…
  • Technically…it was heart failure.
  • Durn Bartender and his meddling and warnings.
  • Moosehead Beer
  • Damn kids….Bartender…
  • The Bartender just couldn’t get enough of his own joke and now he is mined.
  • yay!. It’s just chocolates. ahhh…it’s Mabel
  • While it would certainly hurt to bob for wieners.
  • The favorite Canadian Mining Town game of bobbing for wieners was short lived.
  • It’s yours…Keep it clean
  • Howard makes me gag!
  • Nothing creepy here…just a bunch of clothes on hooks.
  • Like a bad game of Marco Polo…John….Sylvia…John…Sylvia…death!
  • We work in the mines everyday…lets head down there during the party.
  • Hoss…big boy Hoss.
  • You know the rule…no women in the mine.
  • This is the worst Tunnel of Love ever (ride down to the coalmine)
  • Everybody hates Howard the beer snorting bafoon.
  • These horny Canadians.
  • Hey you guys!
  • Cars: It is hard to get traction in this movie.
  • Howard says that Harry Morgan is dead. Nobody knows that.
  • He really screwed Harriet and Mike.
  • Well there goes my Howard theory…like a sack of taters down a mine shaft.
  • Axel or TJ Axel or TJ
  • A shovel to an pick axe fight.
  • How progressive…she ain’t no damsel in distress.
  • Axel…why? Well here is a flashback to daddy being killed by Harry. His dad was the supervisor.
  • Harry Ward…Gone Away…but he’ll be back.
  • Ok…they got their own Ballad.

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The Evil Dead (1981) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

and Join us…..no not you Cheryl,..not you…you stay in the cellar and decompose quietly….I mean, why did you even come on our “College Couples Going To A Creepy Cabin To Hook Up In The Woods Trip Anyways?”

I brought a date. Scotty brought a date…but not you Cheryl… nope…not you….YOU brought a Sketch Book and a number 2 pencil. and you know what…you can’t date a Sketch Book and a number 2 pencil Cheryl?…well maybe YOU can…but not me… I have a girlfriend. A girlfriend who probably has lead poison in her ankle thanks to you and now she is most definitely not “in the mood.”

But you know what Cheryl…I’m going to make the best of it ..because that is what we do. Now who’s turn was it to read from the book inked in human blood and covered in human skin? Oh yeah…it’s me again.. Cheryl! Hey, Did you notice this book has a face? Maybe IT can be your date…

Cheryl and Skin Book,
Sexing in a Tree
…R…A…P….P…I…N…G……

No I I know that’s not how you spell rape Cheryl! Now Shutup…No…I’m telling mom…and that is how a real weekend with your little sister in the woods would go. There…I fixed your horror movie. Love ya sis.

First comes rape….
Then comes miscarriage
Then comes Cheryl
With an empty baby carriage.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083907/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Evil_Dead

TWITTER

The Evil Dead (1981) – This kind of looks like your old girlfriend sister you locked in the cellar of the cabin in the woods called Evil Dead 2? Hey is that creamed corn coming out of your sleeve. 1981 what time to be a deadite

SHOW NOTES

  • It’s water! What does it mean?!
  • 4:3 Swampy Pond Bubble Bubble Toll and Trouble
  • Nice Bowl cut
  • This must be some 1981 kind of car singing.
  • Tennessee Border..
  • Lazy Mary Truck!!!
  • Which puts us right…here…dead.
  • Haha…Bruce Campbell …that car has a very inconsistent rolling up and down.
  • I wasn’t honking at you!
  • Why is the car owner in the back seat?
  • Dangerous Bridge indeed.
  • What are they riding in to get these car in the woods shots? Cause that is awesome!
  • No one even has seen this cabin in the woods.
  • Every disturbing camera angle you can imagine.
  • “We’ll wait here by the car.”
  • Oh man…I would not step into a smokey cabin like that.
  • All of these shots are eye level or above. nope…down below.
  • Room full of rusty metal tools…check.
  • Draw the clock…it broke.
  • I draw real good! Also, windy prompted book of the dead.
  • Perhaps it is in the basement
  • Party Down. I Nis mis Tu Tu Tu Tarim
  • A fine dinner party of mac and cheese, moonshine and salad.
  • Sure…let us go into the basement
  • Hey Scott…Scotty…Linda!
  • 2 dudes…3 girls…
  • The only way to watch this is on a 13″ to 19″ Tube TV.
  • This Basement has a closed door…never go into the room in a basement behind a closed door.
  • Boom Stick. The Hills Have Eyes
  • Scotty is a real shit…pointing guns at people
  • Bruce is a good sport…a little too good of a sport.
  • The book has a drawing of itself?
  • Ruins of Candar…Candarian Ruins.
  • Naturan Demanto. Book of the dead…Bound in human flesh and inked in human blood. Deals with Demons and Demon Resurrections.
  • Don’t recite this book. License to inhabit the human body.
  • Samerian chants. Don’t do that.
  • “Shut it off!” – Cheryl
  • Scott doesn’t know when to stop.
  • Hey baby…let’s listen to the thunder
  • Join Us Cheryl Art Hands…you lonely single lady in a couples cabin.
  • All the single ladies…all the single ladies. Scream
  • Attacked by the roots!
  • Raped by the roots
  • I want to leave right now Ashley…Ash
  • Bridge is out
  • Wife is possessed by Candarian Demon…only dismemberment
  • Demon Cheryl issues a dire warning…1 by 1 we will take you.
  • Pencil to the ankle. Lead poison
  • and into the hole you go Cheryl
  • Shelly is out!
  • For God’s Sake…what happened to her eyes!
  • These demons are always retreating and entreating.
  • Stay away from the durn windows!
  • Join us! Such pretty skin!!
  • The demon in the basement is really jazzed up.
  • While Bruce Stands By….with axe….
  • She’s dead…we got to bury her. now!
  • She’s your girlfriend…you take care of her
  • Linda done gone bad.
  • Scotty got bit!
  • No bridge…The Trail…the Tree…it knows
  • I think Linda and Cheryl are having more fun than you.
  • Come on ash…don’t punch your girl…shoot her. Choot her.
  • not another peep. time to go to sleep
  • Ash done lost it
  • Oh hi….join us
  • that is a back stabbing dagger
  • No. Remember Linda and the necklace…you can’t just chainsaw her! Of course you can.
  • OMG…that calve digging was painful as fook
  • Beat her with a railroad tie
  • Grody, next spurts right into the ole mouth hole.
  • Look at all the Fake Shemps
  • “Where did I see those box of shells?” oh yeah..
  • This cabin is full of blood.
  • Shut up Linda!
  • “c’mon why you torturing me like this.” – Ash
  • Hope is in the necklace…or Linda is regret? or love is hope?
  • haha…the futility of blocking a door 4 foot away from a giant window
  • Scott ain’t dead…but he does have eye goo!
  • Ow….poker to the back!!!
  • use the necklace as a hook!
  • Nooooo…he burnt the book of the dead! That is all it took?
  • Every Tool Music Video!!
  • is that creamed corn or oatmeal?
  • Giant monster hands!!! This is way worse!!
  • One last Join Us
  • Daylight!

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