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The Legend Of Drunken Master (1994)
– FilmSack Edition
Hurry Wang, Hurry, we must get to the train before all the good softballs are taken…also did you remember to bring the mahjong and other things that aren’t appropriate to play on a train? oooh…jacks…are you as drunk as I am right now?
Drunk, Master, Kung Fu, Chinese, Jackie Chan, Bamboo Tubes, Floppy Sword, Sweat, Fists, Step-Mom, abusive father, balance, dirt, dust, trains, chicken, ducks, food, huh, dubbed, loose clothing, fire, alcoholism, AA, 12 step program, lying, Lucille Ball, Evil British, stolen artifacts, factory downtown, Chinese checkers, clueless father, softball on a train
Twitter: The Legend Of Drunken Master (1994) Might get you a DUI on your couch.
Alt: is not the 12th step in the AA program. A Long uncomfortable kiss from Jackie Chan is…
Stuff I Loved:
You must declare all items.
50 bucks in duty
Hide it in my pants
What’s in the yellow sheet?
Someone push him…and it was me!
Chinese love train rides!
The Legend Of Drunken Master…that’s what I call Randy at Nerdtacular.
Hey…look at the white crane.
Fast ball pitch on a train full of people is probably not a good idea
What a luxury train! Chinese Buffet through the windows.
That dude is picking his feet.
Ahhh…first class is always better.
hehe…the chickens has gone wild. That sure was a lot of mahem and destruction for a box of something.
Mesmerized by the under the train fight sceen
What a floppy sword.
Apologize old man.
Drunken Boxing…looks like you may have a problem
Your Kung Fu is strong.
Free Money! Mr. and Mrs. Wong.
Mr. Chang wants his Ginseng.
Ginseng apparently is to heighten the libido.
and no one knows what it looks like.
Chinese production lines are weird
Boss man is bad.
Now that is an interesting management style
Ahhh…the Europeans are such uppity dicks…is that still a thing?
How about I bone it for you
I love pop and lock fighting
How much is ginseng! Trade a diamond necklace
So poor you share a single pair of pants!
Grab the seal…ark ark ark
The stop him dance
The Chinese have a real personal space issue
Did they break her jaw?
haha…liquor is like spinach for Drunken boxing. awesome
Monkey drinks masters wine
Down the hatch is a favorite
That’s a caning
my 300 year old bonzai
such a drama queen…love the step mom
abusive father…wine boarding
No Noooo…I guess Druken Boxing only works for a minute
Don’t kill him…teach him a lesson…like public nudity.
Boats can float on water…but they can sink too.
Talk about your table flipping scene…crash through it…then beat the poo out of everybody
music is very….eastern
How did they get so many ax murderers in their Chinese army?
further proof…guns solve problems in movies
Would hate to get beat by a bamboo bundle
Take your shirt off….get oily
Trope….have we seen the Uniform Trojan before?
Whatis the weird ass 100 people sitting quietly in the dark so they can surprise the intruders by turning on the lights and laughing at them.
Here…take your floppy sword
Favorite drunken master move? Washing Machine Spin Cycle. Thousand Lip Kiss.
What condition? I’m only pregnant.
Huh! Is probably the most commonly used expression in Chinese movies.
Dirt and powder makes all kung fu look cooler.
What’s not a good idea…keeping bamboo flasks of alcohol on the wall next to fire pits.
So are they making rebar in that weird ass factory?
The vertical split always makes me question how you are spending your free time.
How many times do I have to watch Jackie Chan puke in this movie.
Alcoholism ain’t funny Jackie Chan!
a 35 second cut was made to the concluding scene of the film which showed Wong blinded and mentally crippled as a result of drinking industrial alcohol during the film’s ultimate fight. Played for laughs, the scene was considered to be in bad taste by the American distributor