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2012 (2009) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

It’s the end of the world as we know it…..and I feel brine’d… like this pickle we find ourselves in…which reminds me, would you like a pickle from my pocket? No? It’s still warm! Not a selling point? Ok, I’ll save it for later… and then we’ll just see how you feel about a pickle from my pocket. A pocket pickle. Oh grow up.

Also, the good news is….if there is any good news…. that no matter how sweaty I get down there…. you’ll never know if this pickle is any saltier because of it’s ride in my pocket verses how salty it would have been had it came straight from the jar… That’s the power of the pocket pickle!

Ok ok, enough about the pickle! Let’s get onto the intro. Oh, I’m out of time?! Fine. Shortened intro: Doctor Gor-don bring me my Boobie Slave so she may bring me my Mingo-Phone. Oh… I have goosebumps… nope that’s just pickle juice running down my leg!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190080/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_(film)

TWITTER

2012 (2009) – Push the button. Don’t push the button. Whatever. Read my new blog. Period Two spaces. #RandyGoNuts2012

SHOW NOTES

  • but it is 2009!
  • Earth. Saturn. Planets. Sun….solar flares!
  • All good disaster movies start abroad!
  • India – Fish Curry
  • How deep do we need to go….apparently…really ? 11 Thousand Feet!
  • Why is it so hot so deep put your Indian but to sleep
  • Highest Neutrino Count
  • Like an old hot man 11 Thousand feet below the surface of India.
  • It was always the Earth’s Core with disaster movies for a while.
  • Meanwhile in Washington.
  • It’s a black tie event…not a 600 dollar jacket party
  • Let me guess…National Geology Crisis…chuckle chuckle snort snort.
  • Meanwhile in British Columbia (2010)
  • 6 months prior. I wasn’t buying it…now I am…
  • Meanwhile in Tibet…we have jobs for you all!
  • Meanwhile in London (2011) I have a large family!
  • Meanwhile in Paris….da Mona Lisa is replicated!
  • 21st of December 2012 is coming.
  • Meanwhile in LA Cusack is a dead man.
  • Yeah Randy…I’m sick of these mini-shakes!
  • Trope…new douche husband…who will probably turn out to be an alright kind of a guy but will soon be out of the picture.
  • Let’s go to Yellowstone kids! Camping and a Limo.
  • We have been following your schedule…your schedule is wrong.
  • The Presidents daughter…she is about to have a bad day
  • “Don’t you see the signs” – The Kid asks
  • Suddenly…a helicopter appears and the US Army
  • Woody Harrelson’s trekking snack of choice is giant pickles.
  • Leaving Atlantis book?
  • A book within a movie about the thing in the book
  • The earth’s crust is destabilizing.
  • The book caused the divorce…
  • Pickled everything.
  • The Market…Boom…The Economy…Boom! These guys…Boom! Boom!
  • The new guy is a boob man…you get it for free
  • Baked Ruffles…it is the end of the world
  • 422 copies of the book?
  • Talk about your Illuminati…all these heads of states have similar setups on the Brady bunch screen
  • Yuri is all like…leave this world behind…
  • How come the mosquitoes just ate up the kids.
  • Gordon touches boobs all day…you can’t compete with that.
  • How is he late for work if he brought the kids home early
  • The twins!
  • “We have tickets to go on a big ship…we will live and you will die.”
  • An Arnold look alike.
  • I can’t believe they wouldn’t save Arnold
  • 2 old bags in a car….thank goodness for the 2 old bags
  • Randy’s Donuts
  • This is an impossible task of disaster navigation.
  • 10.9 quake.
  • The pilot is dead!
  • Gordon…you are the guy…trust me…you are the guy.
  • I love how people falling 1000s of feet are honking their horns. Beeep Beeeep!
  • The earth is like “Get off me”
  • This part makes it human. Give me a double…I am going to sing the blues
  • Guard the ship and I am going to go talk to the pirate.
  • Fly birdies!
  • “I have goosebumps people! and pickle juice in my pant. I wish you could see what I am seeing!”
  • Cusack’s only answer to obstacles is…more gas and hold on!
  • Wow…that’s a big plane…it’s Russian.
  • This is the 3rd bad takeoff.
  • C’mon baby…lift your big arse for Sasha
  • The tiny Eiffle Tower in Vegas
  • This Tibetian Chicken is like…just get it over with lady!
  • A Russian plane full of exotic cars.
  • The subtle forces of nature that turn catastrophic.
  • Prophetic ending after prophetic ending.
  • Have you changed since our divorce? Tunnel Vision!
  • I love him enough…
  • Promise we won’t die…or at least you won’t know I was lying
  • Ladies stay down stairs…us men will go upstairs and do the man thing…you watch the kids.
  • Sasha is the best. Sasha is a sexy beast with his sacrifice and sexy accent. Also, Russian Catholic? Sasha has spectacular death.
  • Wait…you taking them animals and not me! I’m worth a giraffe!
  • He has a red card.
  • An ice cream cone for every book he read.
  • Is it green card or red card…I thought he said red
  • So many convenient meetings
  • The women and children as always napping.
  • Ship 3 is good enough….get on it.
  • Always punching people to get what he wants Yuri
  • They aren’t spaceships…they are arcs! But no one would have come to see…modern day arcs movie
  • Boat 3 must have been capable of holding a lot of people.
  • Caesar the dog…he’s coming…somebody is always going back for the dog.
  • She almost lost that birdie finger
  • Button Boy…worst job on the arc. Push the button…don’t you dare! I’M PUSHING THE BUTTON!
  • The leaders of the ships are letting the people in.
  • Yay! We bought a Zoo on the arc of doom.
  • Cusack has a Robin or Batgirl moment…who do you save…Gordon or the other guy!
  • A bowl full of pedals.
  • We see a lot of people “die” but you know some of those people lived for a bit..
  • He finally lost it. I’ve been patient with you people…but now we are all dead
  • This was not a good plan…all these ships so close together.
  • Suicide mission! Doing it.
  • Now stay here guy.
  • Gordon is dead…but that’s ok…she has a backup plan.
  • So for 2012 they just made all disaster movies into one. But they forgot towering inferno!
  • Cover your ears…
  • Oh geez…really we gonna do the let’s wait and see if he shows up scene?
  • yay! we did it…we lived…
  • Poor booby man. He did all the hard work and did all the dying
  • Day 27, Month 1, 0000
  • We all have relatives in Wisconsin. The South Pole?
  • 4, 6, and 7 made it.
  • Those arcs seem sorta dirty.
  • Cape of Good hope probably never even sunk.
  • So the Europeans and American’s are invading southern Africa?
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Final Destination (2000) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Before I start I would like to preemptively apologize for discussing certain bodily functions that are typically off the table in ordinary times. But these my friends…. are not ordinary times.

So…from the top…

Oh hi,

Sorry guys, I know I’m running a bit late today. I had some trouble with the usual pre-show dook…oh wait…can I say dook? How about dookie..that kinda takes the sting out of that word…makes it a little more palatable right? Oh please tell me you guys take a pre-show dookie? Do you really want to be in the middle of the show and get hit with a runny stank? Oh the humanity.

Anywho, while I was doing my bidness I reached for some TP and *gasp* there was none! Well my kids must have heard me crying and brought me a roll they had been hoarding from me as apparently I’m a bit of an over consumer when it comes to paper tickets. So they saved my life! You might would say they “intervened!” Man, I have the greatest kids.

Brrr…where is that breeze coming from? I must have left the window open while I was doing the do. Hold on a second and I will just get that. oh no…. my coffee!! Right on my mixer man! ah man…just going to sling this XLR cable around my neck so I can get a better angle to clean up this mess…woah…perhaps waxing my office floor so close to show time was a mistake!

woah woah woah… OH DOOKIE! CHOKE…GAG…GA..

Who’s next?

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0195714/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Destination_(film)

TWITTER

Final Destination (2000) – Like running into Candyman at the morgue is when you realize you’re playing Chess while Death is playing Jenga. eek this tea is scaring me!

SHOW NOTES

  • Finally…The Destination
  • Thunder and the lightening!
  • This kid has all the scary toys and metal fan! This room is death.
  • Going to France!
  • Touring France and Death of a Salesman
  • A history Lesson…
  • Somebody turn off that death fan of evil!
  • Fate. Evil. Fan. This is the END!
  • Todd and Georges dad just called.
  • Got to keep your tag on your bag for good luck.
  • Let dad paint the picture for you: “So 17 on the loose, senior trip with your Friends, in Paris 10 days in the Spring Time…live it up Alex…you got your whole life ahead of you.” – Dad
  • How is Alex supposed to sleep with all that page flipping going on in his room
  • Tropic of Cancer…The bookworm
  • Hare Rama…is that still a thing in the airports?
  • Your birthday is the same as your departure time…what does it mean?! Your clock says 180 like your flight…you have to watch for the signs!
  • Now she is reading a magazine
  • Final Destination…France…noooo!
  • Gate 46…what does it mean.
  • Let’s go take a shit…That watery sting.
  • I can not shit on command.
  • John Denver! He died in a plane crash! Things I think of while taking a shit.
  • Rocky Mountain High
  • A really f’ed up god to take this plane down.
  • Stiffler!
  • This film is intense and ratcheted up.
  • Stiffler eating a bag of whoppers?
  • Whoppers…like little shitballs?
  • There they go…here we stay.
  • WITCH!
  • Agent Weine and Schrek? hehe
  • Survivors Guilt!
  • She believed Alex!
  • Maybe she should hug her books?
  • Her name is Clear?
  • 287 Passengers…Dead!
  • All this lightening! holy poop…
  • 39 days since we lost 39 students.
  • Don’t memorialize my air death with a giant flying bird.
  • Why don’t you stay off the J.D. Carter.
  • Billy you will live forever!
  • Mrs. Lewton is a charm.
  • This kid is always pooping. Pooping is his life
  • Not a good plan to have all of that explosive plane stuff in your possession.
  • Death comes on the wind.
  • haha…in typical teen fashion…when faced with death…turn to porn.
  • Dude…do not dry shave…ouch…then cut your nose hairs…this movie makes me uncomfortable! Also, that is some blue ass toilet water.
  • Why is this guy so in tune with the murder death kill?
  • no…not Tod!
  • That was some mighty graphic dying
  • I like how death leaves no evidence. Slurp up the toilet water.
  • Didn’t you see it…Tod killed himself because of the guilt! Nooooo
  • I’m just a loner girl who likes to read, weld and be empathic.
  • It’s bad luck to stand in a casket.
  • Whatever made him Tod is gone.
  • “In death there are no accidents…no mishaps…no escapes.”
  • Death’s Design. If you figure out the design you can cheat death.
  • Death got a whole new design!
  • Don’t cheat death…he is vengeful.
  • No harm. No Foul.
  • The mortician is death’s keeper?
  • Death will show us signs?
  • The “What if…” meeting….”I have a plan.”
  • Death likes to get all of it’s victims in one place.
  • “I’m moving on Carter. With this bus….eeek”
  • Death’s design is kind of lame…Death by the numbers.
  • “no…you know the whole French thing…you get on the plane.”
  • John Denver’s greatest hits to die by.
  • “I’m not going Dahmer on you guys.” odd…that is not what he is doing at all.
  • There are a lot of clocks in frame in this movie.
  • Notice the signs Lewton!
  • Scream and throw the tea out! pour in the vodka! Profit!
  • He’s reading the ashes!
  • ok…come on death…that is just over-kill on Miss Lewton
  • You are a poor planner kid.
  • Billy is everybody’s whipping boy
  • Carter is a dick and has odd taste in music.
  • Clear’s dad was shot in the head when she was 10.
  • Just a small thing can create a big thing
  • Clear’s Dad’s cabin in the woods.
  • “I knew I should have felt up Tammy in the pool that time.” – Billy
  • His seatbelt was gone and then it was back.
  • Billy open the door! Billy…open the doooooor
  • I guess it was that conductor’s time as well.
  • Billy was next.
  • You should’ve been dead.
  • Gods don’t die…
  • Do you have your death fighting kit? Duct tape, wine corks gloves and potted meat rations…pretty sure that is going to kill you.
  • Ok..I’m onto you death….
  • I like how death has to be low key…until it strikes and then it is on like Donkey Kong.
  • Paddling on a lake at night Alex..really…you are playing right into death’s hands.
  • Fritz the dog is like…Die human…I am out
  • Death is always playing Chess while I’m playing Jenga.
  • Everybody knows if you sacrifice yourself for love that death has to suck it.
  • Six months later in Paris…oh no…not John Denver again!
  • Who would go to Paris…after all of that.
  • You’re next!
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Moon (2009) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Hook (1991) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

oh hi,

This week on FilmHook we fly away to a magical land of thud butts, friend zoned fairies and whatever the hell that is on Dustin Hoffman’s face. second star to the right, and straight on till I’m snoring.

Oh no…I’m losing my happy thought! Randy’s Beard, Scott’s Anti Glare Glasses, Ibbott’s Naked Head…ahh…there it is…yes! I’m flying!

Higher…we need to go higher! It’s the early 90s and it’s the time of flip phones and jaded dreams! But we need to go higher! Quick, set up another line of “pixie dust” on Ibbott’s smooth noggin! *Snort…..Cock a doodle…. don’t do drugs…

Woah…hold on…I just had an apostophe….Saving Tink is the one thing that Hook could never do. Noooo falling! woe is Smeeee

LINKS

https://www imdb.com/title/tt0102057/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hook_(film)

TWITTER

Hook (1991) – Like a Peter Pan face massage by a lost boy name pockets. Is that a peter in your pocket hand or are you just glad to see me. Wait? That wasn’t pockets…it was a Lost Boy called too small? That’s what Tink said.

SHOW NOTES

  • This is how you look in the audience
  • I wasn’t crying!
  • Oh really…Cell phone during your daughters play in the gym!
  • Bad dad…Too busy to be good dad
  • These cell phones are like pistols. Draw!
  • Remember…Don’t let your arms get tired.
  • Please not a curveball
  • Why is santa playing umpire.
  • Happy piano play music to open.
  • Missed his son’s game
  • Look what Jack drew….you got no parachute.
  • He don’t like to fly.
  • Grow up Jack! Stop tossing that ball and chewing that gum!
  • We are in England…land of good manners
  • It’s been 10 years between visits Peter!
  • Congrats on your orphan hospital..
  • No growing up in this house…stop this instance
  • Gremlins music.
  • Peter has become a pirate!
  • Owls fornicating….
  • Cell phone to the snow! Noooo
  • We keep the windows closed at home. Barred even
  • Lawyer jokes…
  • The lost boys are found. Orphans are in common.
  • Dog is saying Hook! Hook…Hook.
  • Phil Collins!
  • Peter was 12 or 13
  • Tinker Bell has got that smell for Peter
  • Time to sprinkle some dust and carry Peter far away
  • Follow that hook. “Hook hook…give us the hook”
  • He’s only got one hand. So let’s give him a hand.
  • Clapping is the only way to revive a fairy
  • Every time you deny a fairy one falls to the ground and dies
  • Hook seeks revenge.
  • Peter cut off Hooks hand and fed it to the crocodile who swallowed a clock and chased down
  • Who bet against me? This guy…put him in the boo box.
  • Peter Panning…You are Peter…
  • My worthy opponent
  • Peter…pick up your weapon…not your checkbook!
  • Fly…just think your happy thoughts.
  • I want my war!
  • Mortal Combat…Glory
  • Give me a week! to train him. 2 days! 4 days min for a decent pan…3 days
  • Smee has to translate for hook to the crew.
  • Gross…mermaid recycled air!
  • No amount of clapping will bring back this fairy
  • These lost boys are lost…they need a Pan
  • “Who’s the shrub?”
  • He’s old and fat…old fat grandpa man.
  • Rufio…no..Mr. Skunkhead with moose
  • All grownups are pirates
  • Shot in the nuts…
  • He married the grandaughter.
  • these giant flowers are smelling me!
  • oh my…a wall!
  • “Peter Pans got kids!”
  • Can’t crow
  • Peter Pan gets a face massage by the youngest lost boy…there you are!
  • Peter you promised to never grow up!
  • Suicidal Hook…
  • Death is the only great adventure
  • Hook wants the ultimate war
  • “I think I just had an apostrophy”
  • OMG ear wax to curl the mustache
  • The plan is to make the kids love hook.
  • He’ll Crow, He’s Fight and then he’ll fly.
  • One happy thought to make you fly
  • You’re doing it! Using your imagination! Also, all of this food is gross!
  • ThudButt Cheese Butter
  • Coconut Cutter
  • Bang-a-rang
  • That little girl sings real good
  • Raspberry candle blowout
  • There are 3 moons…but they are all the same moon
  • We got to kill these tick tocks.
  • Time is the real enemy
  • Let’s kill time.
  • The two worlds cannot remember each other
  • Bad form. Good form. Master Jack
  • Run Home Jack…Run Home Jack
  • That’s my Jack.
  • That ball traveled a long way…fate it is !
  • I miss Robin Williams so much
  • My shadow does what it wants
  • Me and my shadow
  • Don’t be a Tooley
  • Time to travel further down the rabbit hole
  • Hook burnt your hole when you didn’t come back.
  • A kiss and a thimble…it’s Wendy’s house.
  • Darn’d socks
  • The wind just blew the baby away…
  • Window hopping….
  • Came back for Wendy..always in the Spring.
  • I’ve forgotten how to fly…forgetting
  • Poor tink…don’t kiss the Beetles fan!
  • It’s hard to find happy thoughts in all of the sad thoughts.
  • Happy thought…being a daddy. He wanted to be a daddy.
  • Peter Pan is much better than Rufio Pan
  • You can fly…you can fight…you can crow!
  • Tink lives in a clock.
  • Tink was friend zoned
  • Always be forgetting
  • Tink’s only wish is to be big.
  • I love the hook boat. With the skeleton
  • Hook earring! getting an earring is a coming of age ritual.
  • Everything is a game in NeverLand
  • Give me my daughter then.
  • Swashbuckling
  • Know what my happy thought was…it was you…not my daughter who never betrayed me.
  • Form Ranks!
  • Smee do something intelligent.
  • Smee is me…what about me
  • This movie forgets about girls
  • I like to think this is all going on in one man’s head…the struggle
  • Rufio is Ego
  • I wish I had a dad like you
  • Dad I want to go home!
  • “You need a mother…very very badly.”
  • Death is the only adventure
  • This is only a dream says the hook
  • Gasp! He’s mostly bald.
  • He’s just a mean old man without a mommy.
  • Hook is Neverland
  • Gross…what was in that crocodile…gas
  • Hook is gone…just gone
  • Smee in the end is all about the me.
  • That place between sleep and awake…that is where Tink will be
  • found my phone
  • Jim Hook
  • “What did I tell you about this Window…”
  • Brad is calling
  • Thud Butt 

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GoldenEye (1995) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

oh hi,

Hold on just a second. They just delivered my mid 1990s v0ice activated Russian virtual assistant that is programmed to only respond to English performed in bad Russian accents.

Wow, it’s a lot bigger than I thought it would be! It’s like the size of a microwave. In fact…I think it is a microwave. No wonder shipping was like 7000 Rubles. But hey! Hot lunch!

Ok, there is a sticky note attached…”To activate…just ask your stupid American question….slug head…” oh…how rude… “flip note” … “just kidding, we are totally not always listening. Please use the wake word ‘Hey Natalya’ followed by your request.” oh…ok…I think I get it.

Hey Natalya, set timer for 6 minutes. No…I said 6 minutes. 6…minutes… Ok guys, this thing must be broken it keeps setting the timer to 3 minutes. Which is fine for a baked potato but not if you are trying not to burn the Beans, Sean Beans. Shaken but not dead. Oh sorry…wait…and…now he’s dead.

Alright guys, For England…

oh yeah and…“screw you, I said no Odd Job” or something like that.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113189/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GoldenEye


TWITTER

Goldeneye (1995) – Like making your safe word “Xenia, I can’t breath.” Meanwhile in Cuba, unnecessary Crotch shot!

SHOW NOTES

  • Hey is that Remington Steele?
  • Bring on that sweet James Bond Intro!
  • Oh…it’s a quickie…just gun and blood.
  • Dam plane
  • Is that Tom Cruise? He is running like he needs to be Tom Cruise
  • We need some bells shaking for this intense Dam jump…weeee
  • Bungie!
  • Meanwhile at the Chemical weapons shot in the USSR 1995
  • That gun can do everything!
  • Oh yeah…it’s 1995…nobody shits with a newspaper anymore
  • We all wanted Pierce Brosnan to be James Bond…how was his tenure?
  • 006 Sean Bean…shake them bells! For England Alec!
  • He would have been sooner but he had to stop off in the lou!
  • Alec just shot that Russian scientist in the back. Poor Show old man..poor show
  • Alec thinks half of everything is luck…and fate the other half.
  • Set timer for 6 minutes. Is that going to be enough time?
  • The double 0 teamup
  • The Sean Bean kill to death ratio is pretty good.
  • bump to 3 minutes
  • Gee I wonder if they will fake Alec’s death
  • Don’t shoot…you’ll blow the gas tanks.
  • A bum rush would solve this shoot…don’t shoot. Squeek…squeek
  • Geez man…why were those barrels under so much pressure…they came flying out of there.
  • All these poor Russian guys just doing their job at the plant and 007 is just doing his thing.
  • This Russian bad guy is the king of “Wait…let’s just see where this goes…” A little too easy.
  • So which half was luck and which half was fate?
  • Pluck pluck pluck pluck!
  • Ahhh…here we go…the intro. Funky
  • Goldeneye! I hope the bad guy really has a Goldeneye…you just never know with a bond movie.
  • Do I need to listen to the lyrics to predict the story.
  • 2 faced girl! Is she a double agent!?
  • Honey trap…it’s in the song..
  • 9 years later! Why he has hardly aged a day. So that would set the opening scene around 1986…Russia
  • Hey, it’s the next girl…Funky beat…funky beat
  • Scratch that record…weee
  • Can I tell you the number of times I have gotten into a “size of my penis” contest while driving?
  • Those cyclist are lame.
  • Leather seat frolicking and smooching are my least favorite sounds in a movie.
  • France? Countryside?
  • High stakes poker game for them high stakes car drivers…tuxes and fancy dresses
  • Those cards have no numbers or backs!
  • None of these French words sound French. is it French? Italian?
  • Vodka Martini…shaken and not stirred…or straight up with a twist…oh…On A Top!
  • Damnit…mimes! Why does it always have to be open air theater mimes in France!
  • use my monoscope to tack Yatch Manticore! On A Top
  • Note…that helicopter
  • No contact! Don’t do it James
  • Xenia Warrior Princess of the crazy bed lady.
  • Apparently their safe word “Xenia, I can’t breath” was a poor choice….for him!
  • These French workers are very French…
  • odd…she ended up being On A Bottom
  • The electronic Battlefield. The Tiger is Stealth and Hardened against EMP and so forth
  • You know the French and their airforce
  • Meanwhile Space Weapons Russia…a bunch of dogs
  • Select Mir…space station
  • This computer is voice
  • Boris would not know a woman if she came and sat on his head.
  • You know Russians…they like to sit around and use English with heavy Russian accents.
  • They are right in front of you and they can open doors
  • password: Knockers
  • The American’s are slug heads….they will never detect me.
  • You sit on it…but you can’t take it with you…the password. No way…I spiked them.
  • This movie is like one long “That’s what she said” gag.
  • Boris sent them a spike
  • A lot of voice recognition software in Russian in 1995
  • ahhh…Test fire GoldenEye…it’s a weapon then!
  • 2 satellites available
  • Fire the GoldenEye…I am timing you.
  • To fire the Golden Eye you need 2 keys and a UMD disc?
  • She likes killing a little too much.
  • They just hiding the GoldenEye in a space box?
  • Durn Russians and their Nesting Doll Satellite technology
  • Their best response time is 19 minutes..they’ll be late
  • Did she just lick that coffee off the floor! gross!
  • Moneypenny actress is played by Bond…Samantha Bond
  • Sarcasm I would talk to my Children…thank you very much
  • Space based weapon GoldenEye
  • This lady is a cat! 9 Lives and all that.
  • They EMP’d their own place. Also, I don’t think EMP works like that.
  • Natalia…that computer is off.
  • Why is everything trying to kill Natalia!
  • GoldenEye is a nuclear explosion in the upper atmosphere to generate an EMP
  • oh thank God! The puppies are ok!
  • Boris and the girl are alive!
  • Air Bag Phone Booth
  • 3 click explosive pen
  • I promise to buy a lot of IBMs…I just need to test them first
  • Crazy American.
  • Durn drafty churches.
  • Nothing better than Russian interpretation of “Stand By Your Man.”
  • Onnatop spends a lot of time on the thigh master
  • James Bond nap to the back of the neck
  • Where we gonna store all this Soviet stuff?
  • This whole Sean Bean story is twisted around and around.
  • I said 6 minutes! Not 3 minutes
  • haha! Bond saving himself and the girl using his head…literally using his head to eject from the Eurocopter
  • The only way to calm a hysterical lady is with a Bond Hug
  • Bond uses a lot of spray and pray
  • Trust me…this belt will only hold my weight….so long lady
  • Love the Tank Chase! Who else could make that look cool?
  • I think our mid-tier bad guy may have a drinking problem
  • that is one bad ass soviet era train!
  • James Bond and his sneaky tank…how the hell did he get ahead of them?
  • Ramming speed
  • That is always the solution with a train…full speed! Ram him!
  • “Why can’t you just be a good boy and die.”
  • Tastes like strawberries.
  • Arse, Butt, CHAIR
  • Boys with Toys
  • Meanwhile in Cuba. Crotch shot!
  • It took a helicopter to squeeze Onnatop out
  • Hidden Dish
  • This was nominated for special effects? miniatures and reverse video
  • Target is London Baby!
  • It’s all about da money
  • So I know what you are thinking…did I click this pen 3 times or 20?
  • Boris would be a faster coder if he used both hands
  • Did we establish that Bond was a good card counter earlier to imply that he could count the number of pen clicks?
  • “I am invincible!”
  • Apparently nobody ever just wants to kill Bond…they want to talk about killing bond….
  • Killing Sean Bean is not enough…no we have to smash him as well.
  • Yes! I am invincible!

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Spider-Man 3 – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

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Meanwhile, Down at the Hall of Manservants; Jarvis, Alfred Pennyworth and Bernard (Bur-nerd) House…Man gather to discuss the events of the day.

If I may, Sirs, I’ve seen things in the house of Osborn I’ve never spoke of… The night Harry Osborn kissed that Mary Jane Girl and made Omletes, I… I cleaned his eggy mess… eggs were on the floor…they were on the ceiling…they were in the carpet…I spent an hour picking little tiny egg balls from his sweater..

But I guess I still love Harry..I loved his father too… but mostly I love that Mary Jane Girl..am I right?! up top Alfred! no. alright.

Anywho, that Parker kid shows up last night…probably pissed that Harry kissed Mary or whatever those Elmo kids are so upset about these days. “Oh look at my rebellious unkempt hair and dark moody clothes and strange dance moves…Ok Elmo… get a job!” am I right!? YOU know what I’m talking about Jarvis. High five…oh no…sorry, Jarvis. I didn’t mean to knock your coffee off the table.

No I’m not cleaning it up…you clean it up. I do that crap all day…I come here to relax and get away from that whole Manservant scene …Well I guess it will just sit there for infinity. No Alfred…sit down…Let’s see how long Jarvis can stand to let that coffee soak into the carpet. For god sake’s man! It’s going to stain! That’s it…I’m out of here.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0413300/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man_3

TWITTER

Spider-Man 3 (2007) – Like Harry Osborn’s Facebook relationship profile status. It’s complicated. Or like Mrs. Sandman says to Mr. Sandman…You and Proof sitting in prison…k-i-s-s-i-n- Prison Rape…I added that last part

SHOW NOTES

SHOW NOTES

  • Previously on Spiderman
  • Remember this! Oh I rememver this!!
  • Most informative opening credits ever…don’t be late.
  • Spiderman at the top of his game! NY loves Spidey…gotta fall
  • Man…does everybody just hate Peter Parker?
  • Gwen Stacy!
  • Is this her Voice? Sounds like Zoe Daschanel. She should sing more!
  • Harry Osbourne…it’s complicated…Facebook friendship relationship
  • Let me tell you about the acoustics of your performance…NERD!
  • Them durn osbournes always Gobbin out
  • Buff’est nerds in town. Topher Grace, Toby McGuire and
  • I think she just gave you a proposal.
  • So are spideman webs sticky or not? Mary Jane in my web
  • Hop on my Spider Scooter!
  • Penny Marko…Why did he return her letters like the letter fairy
  • C-Pap? Oxygen
  • Convinient…Sandmand Shirt…
  • You and Proof sitting in prison…k-i-s-s-i-n- Prison Rape
  • Here…daddy…here this necklace.
  • Sandman…I’m not a bad person…I’ve just had bad luck
  • What does a spideman sound like…vmmmm…vmmmmmm…scooter
  • Aunt May loved Uncle Ben Fiercly…
  • Uncle Ben asks…Aunt May shuts that shit down.
  • Uncle Ben and Aunt May were good swimmers…swam to the island…under a try looking at the sky…and May close your eyes…and there is your proposal
  • Oh Aunt May…I can’t take this ring…gimmie that shit!
  • This movie uses Jewelry to represent love and loss.
  • Hoverboard!
  • Not Aunt May’s Ring! Son of a beach!
  • This is some great city skyline fighting.
  • Oh my god! You killed Harry!
  • Ben Parker.
  • Oops I fell into a weird nighttime science experiment.
  • Ain’t no particle deconstruction gonna stop The Sandman!
  • Criminal Reconstruction.
  • I really question the Sandman costume design…they could have really done something more modern.
  • Peter Parker you are a terrible listner. me me me…and get back on the horse.
  • Alert…Crane out of control! Alert! Crane has become sentient. Go Go Spiderman
  • What was that new beam made of that was able to tear out the beams of the building.
  • Gwen Stacy loves that copier!
  • Edward Brock Jr. was not that concerned about seeing Gwen Stacey up there…father seemed somewhat concerned.
  • “Dazzle me!” – Jamison. Blood Pressure…you tell my wife!!…thank you.
  • It’s Hip’s It’s Wow.
  • What the hell kind of phone buzzer shakes your desk. Why I believe his secretary is trying to kill her boss.
  • The tale of 2 nerds
  • The Sandman has the weirdest luck. Now he finds a truck full of sand in the city…just when he is being chased.
  • Sand Punch!
  • Everybody loves Spider-man!
  • Spidey 5’s for all!
  • Are you kidding me Peter Parker! Upside down kiss is our move!
  • that is what Bruce Campbell said…”Peker”
  • Forgot about the Bruce Campbell Cameo
  • No one has a stupid smile on their face like Tobey McGuire
  • Everybody has severe luck in this movie…good or bad luck…it flows like destiny.
  • Peter Parker is isolated by bad timing, regret and jealously.
  • Why didn’t his spidey sense go off?
  • Don’t question it…wake up in a black suit…no worries
  • Characteristics of a Symbiote
  • Now what is sand going to do with cash
  • Sandman’s worst enemy…water…now he is sludgeman.
  • Sam Raimi finally got to use his fast Zoom knock thing in a big budget film
  • “You’ll get your rent when you fix this damn door!” – Petty Parker
  • Who are you Parker!?
  • Flint Marco.
  • “I don’t understand…Spider-Man doesn’t kill people” – Poor Aunt May
  • Specific set of skills Waitress/Singer…job filled
  • Bur-Nerd…Burnurd…Bernard?
  • The Twist? 2007…Couple of rich nerdy white folks with butlers.
  • “Check this out…
  • No! Do not kiss! too late.
  • Avenge me my son!
  • Man Parker…can’t you see Ursula is your real love.
  • Dang ole Mary Jane will sell you out. Cold hearted.
  • “How’s the pie?” “So Good”
  • So was he even there? He’s gone! Pie Gone…Goblin Gone
  • Meanwhile inside Parker Head.
  • “That taste…strawberries.”
  • Is Spider Sense dulled when it comes to his friend or blind rage and jealousy…or is it the suit.
  • and now…Spider Bug Eyes!
  • Little Goblin Jr.
  • Damnit Eddie Brock
  • Amplifies characteristics of it’s host.
  • Parker negotiates a staff job.
  • 2007 was a weird year for music in Superhero movies.
  • The Tobey Macguire dance scene of infamy.
  • Why did he shoot Uncle Ben…that doesn’t make much sense if he was just in it for the money or was that just Peter’s mind?
  • “Find us some shade…thanks hot legs.” always works for me…
  • Jazz bar…waitress and sing…
  • Peter Parker just hops on a piano and does a musical number….now dig on this
  • Backhand of Spiderman! Take that Mary Jane! unfortunate.
  • Fate…Peter Parker is in the bell tower separating from the symbiote suit where Brock is praying for his death.
  • Aunt May and her spider sense
  • Jennifer Duggan…what do you see on the street?
  • Disfigured Harry…no help Peter Parker
  • “If I may sir… I have seen some shit.” – Bur-nurd HouseMan

If I may, Sir, I’ve seen things in this house I’ve never spoke of… The night your father died, I… I cleaned his wound… the blade that pierced his body came from HIS Glider. I… I know you’re trying to defend your father’s honor, but there is no question that he died by his own hand. I loved your father, as I’ve loved you, Harry… as your friends love you…“―Bernard Houseman

  • Spider senses are not a thing to pervert up.
  • Spiderman is getting sandblasted
  • New’s Channel 8 and debbie downer
  • camera’s with film in 2007!
  • Damsel in distress.
  • Sandman is getting kind of gumby like.
  • Harry died just like his father with the blades on his board….but this time for the sacrifice
  • maybe Spiderman should not wield explosives..someone always dies or get maimed.
  • “I’m not asking you to forgive me…I’m asking you to understand.”
  • How much money does his daughter need! what kind of operation!
  • Meanwhile. Harry is dying. Shut up Sandman…
  • I wonder if Peter Parker ever found a new lab partner?