BloodRayne (2005) – Yes, hello Mr. Loaf. This is Uwe Boll. No. Uwe. No. You Wee. Whatever, listen. I have

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Bulletproof Monk (2003)  104 min Rated R Bulletproof Monk is a 2003 action – comedy film starring Chow Yun-fat, Seann William

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Evil Dead II (1987)  84 min Rated X Evil Dead II (referred to in publicity materials as Evil Dead 2: Dead

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Hardware (1990) – No Disassemble, Johnny 5 is alive. No Disassemble. I swear if you disassemble Johnny 5… I will

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Empire Of The Ants (1977) – Alright, The way I see it…we have 3 choices to avoid being brainwashed by

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Predators (2010) – eeeek….I’m falling from the sky!!! Oh dear lord…wait…I see other people…phew. oh good…they seem to have parachutes…and

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