Dreamcatcher (2003) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Greetings human, I am Dudley Duddits of the  Space Mounties and I am in pursuit of Donnie Duddits. He’s….uh…how do you humans say…special?

Apparently, he has emotionally attached himself to a cartoon dog with a speech impediment and hopes to endear himself to you humans by taking on these properties. Wow, this is more complicated than necessary.

Anywho, have you encountered such a being?

Also, did you know, it’s butt weasel season? Be sure to cover your orifices human.

Coincidently, we have been monitoring your people…and I have a friendly bet going with the crew.

if it is bestiality when a human attempts to mate with an animal…gross by the way…is it then called me-stiality when one attempts to please oneself? The Galaxy wants to know.

Geez, how much Oxy and Day time TV was King watching when he wrote this. Kiss my bender.

LINKS

Dreamcatcher (2003)

Directed by Lawrence Kasdan. With Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane, Jason Lee, Damian Lewis. Friends on a camping trip discover that the town they’re vacationing in is being plagued in an unusual fashion by parasitic aliens from outer space.

Dreamcatcher (2003 film) – Wikipedia

Dreamcatcher is a 2003 American science fiction horror film based on Stephen King’s novel of the same name. Directed by Lawrence Kasdan and co-written by Kasdan and screenwriter William Goldman, the film stars Damian Lewis, Thomas Jane, Jason Lee and Timothy Olyphant as four friends who encounter an invasion of parasitic aliens.

 

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Dreamcatcher (2003) – Like expressing something in 280 characters when 140 is sufficient. Still room for a Butt Weasels.

SHOW NOTES

This sure is a lot of opening credits

This was 5 minutes after X-Files movie?

It’s a dream-catcher and SSDD

EARLY GRAVE! I prefer being late.

King never shy’s away from Fat as Fear…

Memory Warehouse

Time to off yourself. Psycho Psychiatrist. Jonesy?

Great you just shot the guy next door.

So far…office jobs.

Is everybody Psychic?

another desk job.

Best fried clams in the state…that is a weird first date.

The key trick does not get you dates.

Half past 6…she ain’t gonna be there.

Jason Lee is the only one without a job. Unless you count drunk with a toothpick.

SSDD

Beaver has nothing. Jonesy has wife and kids.

Save ON MEATS!

As soon as we figured out a way to show people getting hit by cars on film. We used the hell out of it.

Otch Out Fo Miestr Gay

Bite My Bag.

Wait…Beaver got a blow job from a lady after Bingo?

Derry? Like in IT and other Stephen King small town stories?

In the movies. Kiss when you wake up?

Promiseland….reference.

 

Mental Warehouse.

Keep Duddits on the 3rd level

20 years out to Hole in the wall.

Duddits is our dreamcatcher.

Remember when….

Scooby Doo lunch box!

You want to eat half of this dog turd? I mean that is like 5 way turd

Pete can fly.

What kind of bully standoff is this. Happens all the time in Stephen King world.

Blue Buyousuusi

Oooby oooby dooo…

I duddits!

No Bounce, No Play…sometimes I think Stephen King writes down everything he thinks.

Jonesy’s brain warehouse is the warehouse where they meet duddits

Snow in the eye!! glasses..phew.

That’s no deer! That’s a maaan! A stumble man.

Jonesy got ran over by a car and 6 months later only has a limp.

Indian Charm…catches nightmares.

They keep the Dreamcatcher in the hole int he wall.

Is it on the wagon or off the wagon.

Henry forced the guy to eat himself to death. Is that ever listed as cause of death?

Toothpicks are gross.

Mother used to feed me pea soup…

Have you been eating wood chuck turds?

There are fart jokes….there are lots of gross fart jokes.

If you need to urk. also, don’t take a shit in the linen closet.

The kids do not look much like the adults.

Know what is a bad idea…getting a run at a hill in the snow.

I’ve never flipped a car. Unsure if I would be laughing about it.

Peanut Butter calms me down. How do you eat peanut butter…spoon? butter knife? finger?

Great jump scare…saw it from a mile away…but still. Miss Roadkill got me.

Trying to keep a toothpick in your mouth while yelling at a helicopter.

Why is God (Morgan Freeman.) watching me with his huge prosthetic eye worms?

Is this SSDD? In other words is this just weird shit or has the day finally come?

haha…Scooby Dooby Doo we got some work to do now.

What the hell does No Bounce, No Play mean.

Turd is a clinker.

Did you guys used to soak toothpicks in cinnamon?

Humor and Horror go hand in hand.

Blue Bayou comfort song.

Blue vs Gray?

That is one strong worm creature.

Oh man…that door handle coming off in your hand…that is the worst!

Beaver made a sacrifice. Was his power premonitions? bad feelings? I got a bad feeling about this Jonesy

That is one big alien. He’s translucent…and slimy.

Oh…his head popped into a red mist…gross.

Time to mobilize the military.

Is it my imagination or are Morgan Freeman’s eyebrows even bigger in this movie.

Named after that broad in Aliens.

Grey Boy look…

The Shit Weasels!

Blue Boy…Bucko

The alien only infects some.

We are not regular army…thank goodness Maple came in to explain it back to us.

Oh…do not Scout’s honor when the general has a loaded gun.

So much blood in this movie.

25 years he has been fighting aliens.

In Fast and hard , out clean and smiling.

She ain’t napping for farts!

The scene everybody loves…the Jonesy snap to smile.

The truck that handles like a luxury car.

Know things. Talk to one another. Duddits gave them the gift.

Writing your name in the snow….dick chomp!

Fire to the crotch is the only way to stop those things.

Mighty Mouse is on the way!

Beaver had nothing in his head.

 

Pete knows Mr. Gray is a bond Villian.

whisper messages while talking. Repeat emphasis?

The red stuff looks like rust for organics.

He used Beaves catchphrase.

Did he not notice the dead man in the tub?

Oh. They lay eggs…really gross eggs.

Liquid Fire!!

oh no…they already hatched!

King uses leaches and wormy things a lot.

What is up with these guys and dropping sticks.

Can you light a match with your finger? Strike anywhere matches.

ohh…they use a maneuver called dreamcatcher with duddits in the middle.

Love this music they use when trying to locate the missing girl. It reminds me of 90s Goosebumps music.

Kids love hanging around trains! In King stories anyways.

Alien space crash.

I’m that dog. I’m that monster.

Aww…the greys are so swee….oh fuck! What are those things! Wormy shits…kill ’em all.

That ship has a self destruct and boy..

Bite my bag.

Wait…has he infested Jonesys body or is he mimicking it? Cause he just morphed into an alien.

Where is Jonesy? Is he in the head?

Grote…don’t eat the meat!

He’s got 4 boxes of Duddits…I could eat 4 boxes of Duddits at the movies. mmm…Milk Duddits.

That is a lot of hazmat suits.

Do we still say “Getting too old for this shit?”

The study shows squats.

A hitchhiker is our greatest fear.

Blue Boys, Blue Zone, Blue Camp. Blue Blue.

Shop at Walmart and never misses an episode of Friends

hehe…in true military fashion. He calls Eddie Dr. Boston…cause that is where he is from.

Over the Curtis line!

Time for some Star Wars wipes….lots of them.

call 1-800-Henry…that ain’t even numbers.

How much crack am I smoking right now? The gun is a phone. MY GUN IS A PHONE..EVERYTHING IS A PHONE.

Nice sweater jacket. Lukemia! No…not Duddits! Not the duds! Also, those Scooby Doo lunchboxes are indestructible.

Victory pose mom!

Uh oh…that gun has a tracker in it.

Keeping an Asian in your Truck closet.

What happened in Montana? Several mentions. Shit must have went bad. Tell us that story!

Wipe!

He ate the trooper!

Poor old Donnie. He looks sick!

Mr Gay is Mr. Gray. Mr. Gray wants war…or water. Duds

One worm…One worm to kill the world.

Would the military let a helicopter just fly away without pursuit?

WIPE

Go faster! Oops…car and snow no go. No Snow. No Go.

That may be overkill to kill somebody with a helicopter.

Mutual Kill.

Morgan Freeman wore fake eyebrows! What!

Shoot him! Shoot him!

How heavy are manhole covers?

I can understand that big eel weasel getting int he water and causing problems. But that little jiggly worm would prolly get eet.

So the alien was inside…but is a mist? that can become solid? or did it come out of his butthole? or did the mist come from his butthole?

I want to dress as Duds for Halloween.

Duds needs to blow his nose.

Duds is heavy man. Heavier than he looks.

You thought you got me…I got you!! I Duddits!

Do all aliens have scorpion tails?

ew ew ew…red stuff! red stuff!

squish.

But to black!

Meanwhile back at the hole in the wall.

Fuck Me Freddy

Kiss My Bender

Bite My Bag

Fuckaree/row/roo

Jesus Christ-Bananas

Doodlyfuck

Paycheck (2003) (Show Notes)

Paycheck (2003) –

Like a janitor who comes out to sweep every time  a subway train passes by. Predictable and pointless. but I can’t stop watching!


(5 / 5)
*WARNING : My show notes are unrated. I do not censor my thoughts while making notes. Listen Now

– FilmSack Edition

Opener: wait, wait wait wait…stop spinning the integration chair for a second…I’m getting really dizzy guys…just let me put my head between my knees for a minute. Hey what’s this?…does this thing recline? Does this thing vibrate? Did you guys get this thing at Brookstone? I love that store. I mean I pretend like i am there to buy something. But I’m really just there to get a free chair massage. alright guys, let’s get this over with…I got to get home and watch some sports that I recorded on my VCR…that’s right…I recorded it using video cassette technology…it’s the future!  Also, I been Philip K Dick’d again!

 

 

Paycheck (film)

 

 

 

Paycheck (2003)

 

Stuff I Loved:

It’s time to wake up and get a life!

split screen!

A-life….better than your lame B-life

I am fancy fleck. I wear a suit and I make this suit look good.

See you in a few months sucka.

that motherboard has lasers!

oh…I haven’t been this impressed with lame ass responsive screen technology since Minority Report.

Reverse engineering.

Suck it…I don’t even need monitor.

muhaha…100% market share…muhahaha

It’s generally easier to work backwards…

Memory wipe!

I’m Fleck Man

Jesus Rita.

1 c above 43…he’s a veg.

Hologram technology sure…but if you bump the computer…blammo

I haven’t seen Paul Paul Giamatti this hairy since Planet of the Apes

260K for a month of your life.

John Woo had to work in some Kung Fu

Paul Giamatti red track suit.

Did he just load up a VHS tape…I’m pretty sure even in 2003 we had to know that was not the tech of the future.

What the hell is up with the 6 pink bows in the back of Uma’s head.

She was still Kill Bill’ish during this time.

“Do you work for Jimmy? Cause Jimmy likes you.”

Issac is a robo moron.

8 weeks was the longest.

He still has to do the work. He may not remember it afterwards…but he still has to do the work.

John Wolf…my name is John Wolf…that’s right…I’m way cooler than you.

Some star wars type quick wipes.

Not my cool ass shades!

Corporate espionage is a bitch.

why are scifi needles way more scary than modern needles. You would think we would try to figure out a way to make needles less scary in the e.

Impressive….you are growing plants here.

Who turned on the wind machine.

What the hell do you need a giant robot arm in a hydroponic science lab for anyways…these people are just pending money to spend money.

sometimes suitcases contain LEDs

3 years and he only has like a small pile of mail.

If you fire your computer up after 3 years of being gone…do you have any idea how long it would take to run all the updates.

Stamps…you only needed 4…that’s going to come into play.

Hold up…I gotta get my taser face on…gaaaaaa

Here…I need you to sit in the integration chair….you may think you are getting a haircut…but you ain’t…instead we are going to spin you right round baby. right round

A watch that is a perfect fit…yeah…that ain’t a Cinderella slipper bub.

What!? What a sec…this chair reclines? why didn’t you start with that!

All the way to the danger zone….43c.

Brain scanning is painful

Shit we lost it…

Is that some of those trick cigs? Guess we never saw vaping coming in 2003. how about some spicy gum.

Best fire and safety suppression ever…it generates more smoke and turns off the lights and flashes so you are essentially blind. Fuck the safety of people…we gotta protect this integration chair…do you have any idea how much this thing costs.

I need a vanilla envelope with all the answers…or a plot hole device. “This damn manilla folder holds the answers to everything.

I was eating pie….cherry

Ahh…the good old Error 41

Could you find a skankier hotel.

Code on the back of a fortune cookie is always a lottery code.

How many movie mysteries have been solved by the old “branded book of matches”

This music and tone reminds me of The Saint.

Memory Montage.

Look at you…Soul patches are back in style!

Level 5 federal lasers.

500 billion dollars

“C’mon…I’ll show ya” guy…I have to show you instead of just saying it.

reading …From Naked Ape to…

What was that Janitor sweeping when he came out of the subway access tunnel. Do he come out like one of those dutch clock people every time a train passes.

Let’s see what I have in my little nilla folder of plot devices.

3rd rail…used to happen in all the movies.

Affleck must have been good at hackie sack

Time to search your room. Especially when we see you mouthing words to the mirror.

“This is what I want you to do….go back to the bathroom and take a dump.” Good thing she didn’t take a dump before reading the message…he would have had to do that too.

How come everybody knows how to pronounce Cafe Michel properly. We can’t even agree on how to say Angelina Jolie on Filmsack

Man…that coffee really needed stirring…

You got floaty contacts.

You are not Sarah!

It isn’t a car…this is a John Woo film…it’s a motorcycle!

Bike helmets of the future are boring and drab.

and helicopters!

Noooo…not the magic envelope

Man…I can not believe my luck…all these really convenient open containers for me to drive my motorcycle on.

The classic too big to chase you in that small hole.

man…the LTD cost of this movie is too big

Man don’t you know you don’t go through a ladies things when she is washing her hair.

Apparently movie couples only ever record birthdays

This Einstein has microfiche in his eyes!

Precogs like problem

Apparently, alarms of the future are designed to confuse the hell out of it’s operators.

Let’s take a look at the future before we destroy this thing? Have you learned nothing! Monkey wrench the hell out of that stupid thing.

That scientist must have been blind as a mofo to not see that big ole bug chip that looked like it didn’t belong.

on the catwalk.

Your future viewer is also into film making…since it shoot everything looks just like a movie.

Who is he talking to? He just says outloud…”reprogram the door.’

Ok…so he sent himself a package of stuff and nothing set off any alarms. Crossword Puzzle…nope…cigarettes…sure…bullet…uh…bullet!

Robot assisted gun swapper program

What the crap does a hydroponics lab have to do with time viewing machine?

He sure looks cool in slow motion Aaron Eckhart

what was that ice made out of! It blow’d up real good.

Philip K Dick stories must take place in greenhouses.

Why can’t you go in the birdcage?

Nice low profile lottery ticket.