What? This scratch? It's from Lethal Weapon 3. But that's nothing. We haven't even started with the pain of doing Filmsack for over 10 years!
Take a look at this! A knife you ask? nope. A Glaive. Some guy mistook my head for a cave that looks like a vagina. Natural mistake.
ohhh... Be gentle with me.
and this? it's freezer burn from a run in with a couple of Ice Pirates. Feel that texture. I almost ended in thirst! that one...same thing but over on Third and Highlander. But to be honest I don't like to talk about both since there can only be one.
Oh...that....yeah...now that one WAS a knife. yep, I got into a knife sizing competition with Crocodile Dundee and there was an accident and the knife ended up in my eye. I was seeing Blood Bubbles for a week. It was disgusting. Blood Bubbles.
Hey Word Scott.... Word Randy. Word Ibbott.