The Island

The Island (2005) – alright…in this scene…I need to you to run really fast….and yell…go go go…then we will film a scene where you yell run run run and you…well you get the idea. GO GO GO. I’m Michael Bay!  and there is no Island!

Alright, let’s be for real. If people are doing this…you know people will be doing their pets too. Do you want to go to “The Island?” Huh…yes you do….Going to so send you to the island.

That’s Fair. That’s real fair. That’s so not fair.

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The Island – Like Ewan McGregor heading back to the colony after watching a freaked out Michael Clark Duncan. This movie made me sweat.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399201/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Island_(2005_film)

 

Stuff I Loved:

Clones with the education of a 15 year old.

“Hey, How is your world.” Best pickup line ever.

Xbox of the future.

The future is full of flashing lights.

Dood. D-o-o-d

You want to go to the island

Trope: The Future is highly sterilized Black and white.

Women are stupid. They get to go to the island just because they have a baby.

What is that thing on Ewan McGregors forehead.

You do not want to have to chase down a freaked out Michael Clark Duncan

Can not get back to my hole fast enough

Trope: Everybody knows that to brain wash someone you have to have random flashing images of eyes and deers drinking from streams and close up of bees.

Alright, let’s be for real. If people are doing this…you know people will be doing their pets too. Do you want to go to “The Island?” Huh…yes you do….Going to so send you to the island.

You named your clone…Licoln. Do you get to ame your clone?

They are not imprinted with sex…but they are educated to the age of a 15 year old. Where there is your problem. You don’t want a bunch of 15 year olds. Telling them they can’t do something.

Love the Family Cameo

This is by far the best I have ever seen Buscime

What were the 12 stories they imprinted?

Echo generation is 3. Delta means you are 4.

Why would your body pee out those little bots. Wouldn’t it be easier to poop them out?

“Searching The Desert” requires a bunch of rock and roll with camera zooms with fast cuts..and lots of close ups of really sweaty people.

MSN Search. wrong

Apparently in the future you can call a celebrity via video phone just by saying their name

Chick in the box. Ewan’s missing shoe

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